AISubs v3.5
A.K.A. Village 59 has started again.
This week, six new members have been added.
First of all, Oku.
Yes.
You're 12 years old now.
Yes, I am.
So you've been carrying Lantus recently.
Yes, I have.
You don't look like you're 12 years old at all.
You don't, do you?
Other than Oku, the five of you are here for the first time.
Look for new members!
I'd like to start now, but you've noticed something today, haven't you?
Yes.
You've noticed that there are no members, haven't you?
Yes.
That's right. Shinoda-san isn't here.
He's not here!
There's no one here who's bigger than him.
Yes, I don't know who's bigger than him. It's Takada-san.
Yes, it's Takada-san.
Takada-san and Shinoda-san went on a hot spring trip.
That's too much!
Instead of that, I'd like to introduce you to a super big guest.
Here he is!
Look at this super big guest.
Is he dressed like this?
He's dressed stylishly.
Now, now, who is it?
Could it be?
Could it be him?
Yes!
It's Okada-san!
This program is brought to you by Kyourak and the sponsors you see here.
Wait a minute!
What is this?
What are you doing?
With this special guest, Okada-san and me, let's go to this corner!
AKB Extreme Cosplay Battle!
If you make five people burn, you get 10,000 yen!
"The Hiro Moe Era"!
If you make five people burn, you get 10,000 yen! "The Hiro Moe Era"!
Isn't it a little hidden?
Hidden! Hidden! Hidden!
It's not hidden at all!
That side is "Hiro Moe Era", right?
This side is "Hiro Moe Era"!
Now, let's explain the rules!
This person! Please come in!
Now, tonight's "AKB" at 0:59 is...
"The Hiro Moe Era"!
The narrator of this show is Iwari-san!
Welcome! Welcome!
Hey, Iwari-san!
What's with that T-shirt?
Do you perhaps like Yūko Ōshima!?
I love her!
How is she in real life?
She's the best!
What do you think of Yūko Ōshima?
Her voice is really lovely!
Her voice, right?
"The Hiro Moe Era"!
The challenger will change into their favorite cosplay,
and if they make all five judges burn,
they can win 10,000 yen worth of food vouchers!
Those judges will range from ordinary salarymen,
to foreigners who will be here for 6 months.
Their ages and jobs are all different for these five people!
It's important for each of them to find their own "pot"!
If they can't make even one of them burn,
a scary punishment game is waiting for them!
For these people, we have developed
a "moe-judging machine" developed by the show.
If your heart rate is above a certain level,
your "pot-light" will automatically turn,
and you have to make that "light" turn.
Now, let's start "Hiro Moe Era"!
First challenger, Yūko Ōshima!
What kind of cosplay did her charming husky voice choose?
Make them burn for 10,000 yen!
This time, Yuko Oshima has chosen a white-collar angel and nurse cosplay!
Nurse caps and nurse clothes - why do only two things shake a man's heart like this?!
If you have a fever, please be careful not to overdo it!
Now, let's start "Burning Time"!
Yes, it's time for the opening. How is your body condition?
Is that so?
Well, you may be discharged soon, right?
I'm a little lonely...
Oh, it's nothing! Well, let's measure your fever again today!
Oh? This thermometer seems to be broken...
I can't help it... Excuse me for a moment!
Oh! You have a fever, don't you?!
Well, let's give you an injection right away!
Oh, it's okay! Don't be afraid! Please close your eyes!
Oh! One more person!
You'll get better soon! Because it's your own injection!
That was close!
Oh! Why?! I want to get hit!
Something was missing!
You got better soon, didn't you?!
You're in a better condition than I imagined!
I like pink!
So, unfortunately for Oshima Yuko, who couldn't make everyone burn, this punishment game is...
Watarabe-atsushi-kabe!
There's something on it!
Wow!
What are you doing?
There are rice balls here, but I ate some of them while you were acting.
Oh! There are rice grains here.
Rice grains, huh?
Would you like to pick up some of the rice grains?
Oshima!
That's a good reaction!
Well then, if you'll excuse me...
Wait a minute!
Oshima!
Wait a minute!
That's a spray, isn't it?!
Why?!
Why are you giving it to me in this dangerous place?!
Excuse me.
Take it off!
Are you okay?!
My tongue is so fast that you can't even tell that it's been licked.
Here you go.
Next challenger, Tomomi Kasai.
What kind of cosplay did she choose for 10,000 yen?
Tomomi Kasai chose a home teacher's cosplay.
Tight shirt and tight skirt.
It's very shocking for young men.
In addition, glasses that attract attention and sexy at the same time.
Isn't it Moe's first experience that a home teacher teaches you?
Now, Moe's time, start!
Well, I'll start studying again today.
Did you do your homework properly?
Hey, where are you looking at?
Come on, there's no room for carelessness.
Now, show me your homework.
Oh, you did it properly.
Can't you go to a first-class university like this?
What? Change your school?
Why?
Oh, I see.
You want to go to the same school as your teacher, don't you?
What? Is it really like that?
That kind of teacher is troublesome.
If you do that, I'm not sure I can be your teacher.
But if you want to do that, I'll do my best, too.
So, next spring, you can teach me a lot of things.
Finally, we have a rapper!
We were almost there at the end, but...
Three of you!
Thank you very much.
You were fast, No. 5 student!
You got here right away!
You're young, aren't you?
No, but still, your father and his salary are good.
Was your father bad?
His skirt was a little...
Oh, that part!
You're an old fart, aren't you?
So, unfortunately, we have a penalty game!
What is it?
A grasshopper and a cafe!
You're a grasshopper.
Yes.
You're a macho man.
I couldn't help it.
That's right.
So, I'm going to eat this cake,
and I'd like you to eat it with a cute mouth.
Is that okay?
Then...
Open wide.
Here you go.
What are you going to do?
Are you going to do it?
What are you going to do?
You can't do it.
AKB's cosplay festival is still going on.
Can you not burn up?
The Iromoea
"Next Challenger" Watanabe Mayu
What kind of cosplay did the 14-year-old youth choose?
Aim for 10,000 yen and burn it up!
What Watanabe Mayu chose this time is...
A cosplay of a wedding dress that girls will long for forever.
The pure white dress is a proof of a clean bride.
The expression seen through the veil is moving to the viewer.
The moment when tears and burn merge and a girl shines brightest!
Now, burn-time, start!
I'm going to marry you soon.
Is it okay for me to be this happy?
Because I can be with you, who I love, every day from now on.
But I'm nervous.
What if I fail in front of everyone?
Oh, can I practice a little?
I, Watanabe Mayu, as your wife for life,
promise you that I will love you forever.
Please take care of me from now on.
Time's up!
Three people?!
Dad, why?!
Well, when I think about my daughter...
It's even harder than I thought.
On the contrary, the craftsmen were faster this time.
No, it's not on fire.
It's not on fire, it's the fastest.
So, unfortunately...
The punishment game for this time is...
"Love Director Cafe"!
Yo!
It's Director Koide!
I'm glad you're wearing a wedding dress.
Yes, I'm glad.
So, this is the snack game that you often play...
Do you know what it is?
Popcorn?
That's right!
So, I'll eat it from this side...
And you'll eat it from that side...
How old are you?
I'm 14 years old.
Ah...
Are you okay?
I want to eat it!
She's the first girl in the world who played this game when she was 14 years old.
"Next Challenger", Elena Ono!
What kind of cosplay did the little movie actress choose?
Will she make it burn for 10,000 yen?
"Next Challenger", Elena Ono!
Elena Ono chose cosplay of "town girl" who jumped out of a period drama.
Her wind-blown sleeves and tight-fitting obi make "wabi-sabi".
The eunuch from behind also tells the beauty of Japanese women.
"On fire", this "town girl" will take over the world!
So, "on fire" time, start!
Are you really going to war?
War?
No, I'm not.
I've been with you for a long time, so I'm a little lonely without you.
That's right.
My strawberry shop son proposed me to marry me.
But I turned him down.
You know, if you don't get rewarded for coming back from the war, you'll be sad, right?
So...
You must come back alive, you know?
Time's up!
I'll never use that "strawberry mallet" again!
By the way, you rapped too fast!
You should've rapped a little faster!
I'm so happy!
As soon as you came out, I thought you were "booing" me.
Thank you, Mr. Rapper.
I didn't expect you to go this far.
Four, right?
Thank you.
But...
It's a penalty game!
Today's cafe is...
"Misawa Cafe"!
What?
What's going on?
Hey, who are you calling "who" in a cafe?
Who are you calling "who" in a cafe?
Do it properly!
I did it!
You know, I didn't let you "burn" me.
So...
So... "double straw"!
I just saw it, but it was too close.
You'll get stuck, won't you?
You'll come here, so...
How many?
Fourteen.
So...
It's not the age to prepare for me, is it?
Can you take this for me?
What's wrong with you?
You drank it in a short sip, didn't you?
Yes.
I drank it in a short sip, too.
What's wrong with you?
I'm dying!
Fourteen years old doesn't know how to play.
Next Challenger, Megumi Ohhorin.
What kind of cosplay did the oldest member choose?
What kind of cosplay did she choose for 10,000 yen?
After this, Ohhorin will cosplay in a studio.
Next Challenger, Megumi Ohhorin.
What kind of cosplay did the oldest member choose for 10,000 yen?
What Megumi Ohhorin chose is...
A dream of a man!
It's a cosplay of Nizima in a swimsuit and an apron!
Is there something under the apron or not?!
Nizima, who is happy and embarrassed, will use her "moe power"
to relieve her husband's tiredness for one day!
Moe time, start!
They're already here.
Oh, dear, welcome back.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you, you two.
The bath is boiling. What should we do?
Do you want to take a bath? Or do you want to eat?
Or...
I...
No!
Oh, I have something I need to tell you.
It's okay.
Actually...
I went to the hospital today.
The doctor said...
Congratulations.
Even if this baby is born...
you have to take care of me.
Otherwise, I won't take a bath with you anymore.
Congratulations!
I told you, old woman!
You did well, old woman!
She listened to me!
But you reacted even though you were so bad at it at first.
Love situation is something you look forward to, right?
That's right.
Ah, you have one?
Yes.
Wow!
Even rappers listen to Mondo's songs even after they're played.
Your father got old too.
Yeah!
Anyway, I'm going to give you a 10,000 yen meal ticket!
Really?
Yes.
Look inside.
Wow!
Is this for real?
Yes.
A 10,000 yen meal ticket for women!
Wow!
Please keep looking at me like this.
It's fun!
Ah, then...
Here you go.
Here you go, Hana-kun.
Why?
What's this?
Don't eat it!
Thank you for waiting!
AKB48's long-awaited new song "Baby, Baby, Baby" has finally been released!
This time, it's limited to iMode on ntd.com.
On June 13th, you can watch it for free!
It's a perfect number!
AKB48 has finally started its nationwide development!
Their first target is...
Nagoya!
For more details, wait for next week!
This week's song is...
A support song for those who work hard towards their dreams!
"Yume wo Shinaseru Wake ni Ikanai" (I can't let my dream die!)
Ah... Kono mi ni nagasareru uchi ni Ah... While my body was being washed away, ah...
Before I knew it, my own rainbow had disappeared...
Where are you heading... Doko e mukatte iru no darou... Where am I heading for...
A sky where even the stars cannot be seen... Hoshi sae mo mienai sora... I can't even see the stars in the sky...
That day, on a fabulous night trip...
My friends spread out the map of the future...
Yume wo Shinaseru Wake ni Ikanai" (Yume wo Shinaseru Wake ni Ikanai) "Yume wo Shinaseru Wake ni Ikanai" (I can't let my dream die!)
Don't give up... Akirameruna yo... Don't give up...
Takanaru mune no kodou wo ichido... Think about your pounding heart once more...
Yume wo Shinaseru Wake ni Ikanai" (Yume wo Shinaseru Wake ni Ikanai) "Yume wo Shinaseru Wake ni Ikanai" (I can't let my dream die!)
Move forward... Mae e susume yo... Move forward...
If you believe in tomorrow...
There is a path... Michi wa aru... There is a path...
From people's chests to their backs... Hito no mune kara senaka wo mukete... From people's chests to their backs...
You can start walking... Hitori... You can start walking...
With your own will, wherever you go...
Walk! Aruke! Walk!
"Yume wo Shinaseru Wake ni Ikanai" (Yume wo Shinaseru Wake ni Ikanai) "Mae e susume yo... Mae e susume yo... Move forward...
If you believe in tomorrow...
...There is a way. michi wa aru. ...there is a way.