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Emergency plan! Who is Junji Takada's favorite type? Part 2!
Continuing from last week, we would like to choose Takada-san's favorite type, who is Takada-san's senior in the entertainment world and in life!
As a result of a psychological test that the members secretly conducted, we would like to find Takada-san's favorite type!
Continuing from last week, we would like to find Takada-san's favorite type, who is Takada-san's senior in the entertainment world and in life!
Selfish, liar, mean, I want all of them.
I think selfish is especially good.
I see. So we would like to find the most selfish woman in AKB!
Let's start with a psychological test created by an expert and check their selfishness!
Let's do it together!
Here is the first question!
Your friend asked you to go shopping with him.
Schedule, brand bag, photo stand, France bag.
Now, please choose which one you will buy in order!
By the way, Takara-san, which one did you choose?
The first one is "France Pan".
Oh, "France Pan".
What's the next one?
The next one is "photo studio".
"Photo studio".
"Schedule".
"Brand bag".
"Brand bag" is the best.
By the way, I will tell you what you can know with this.
Here it is.
"Priority of life".
Takara-san chose "France Pan" first.
Surprisingly, "family" is the best.
I'm sorry. I chose "photo studio" first.
Let's see the result of the test.
"Priority of life".
Here is the answer.
1. "work"
2. "family"
3. "man"
4. "photo studio"
Actually, out of 21 people,
half of them chose "work" as the best result.
However, some of them were extremely selfish.
First of all, Miyano chose...
Here is Miyano's answer.
1. "dance"
2. "work"
3. "money" 4. "family"
You are a color-blind, aren't you?
By the way, Miyano is the only man who won first place.
I've been thinking about it since we first met.
There was also a woman who was selfish.
She is from Oshima.
Here is Oshima's answer.
This is the worst!
Please listen to me.
You have to buy expensive things first.
If you don't have money, you can't buy expensive things.
I don't care!
I left my wallet in the dressing room. Is it okay?
Next, the second question.
Think of your favorite kanji in one word.
One is popular in front of people, and the other is not popular.
What kind of kanji do you like?
In this test, you will know this one.
"Uraomotenaru" means "selfish woman".
"Omotenokao" means "likeable".
"Uranokao" means "not likeable".
These are the results.
First of all, "Watanabe".
"Omotenokao" means "like".
"Uranokao" means "guide".
According to the teacher,
"Watanabe" and "omotenokao"
mean "hardworking woman" who wants others to like her.
"Uranokao" means "guide".
It means "woman who wants to be a leader".
"Uranokao" means "leader".
Even if you say "leader", you still say "woman".
Next is "Takarashi Binami".
This is what she wrote.
Front face dances, back face likes it.
What does it mean?
Takahashi's front face dances,
which means she loves dancing and singing.
Back face likes it so much.
I like it.
Isn't it good?
It's not for fans, but for herself.
It's not like that.
Next, Ohohori.
This is what Ohohori wrote.
Front face is a dog, back face is lust.
What does it mean?
I don't know.
According to the teacher, Ohohori's front face is a hot and sincere woman.
Back face is a lump of lust,
which means she's always lustful.
I thought I wanted a dog, so I connected it and wrote "I want a dog".
But if you write "dog" in two letters, it's pretty disgusting.
If you write it in two letters, you're a perverted pervert.
Next is this.
Noro
"Noro" wrote this answer.
"Haji" and "Hana"
"Noro"'s front face is a woman who dares to be ashamed in front of everyone,
but her back face is a woman who thinks she's the most lustful in her heart.
As a result, I think I'm the most lustful person dancing like this behind me.
That's what it means.
Thank you very much.
From these two questions, the teacher will choose three selfish women and have a final battle.
Let me announce the three women chosen by the teacher.
First of all, "Noro".
The second one is "Oshima Mai".
The third one is "Miyazawa".
"Noro" thinks she's the most lustful in her heart.
"Oshima Mai" says the world is all about money.
From family and work, choosing a man first, even Miyazawa!
Now, who will be the number one selfish woman?
Now, the final round is "Namashiri Test"!
Now, Tomizawa will introduce herself.
My name is Tomomi Mita.
I'm Ono Elda.
Nice to meet you.
We are BAD GIRLS!
You are an astronaut.
As you explore the planet, you meet an alien you've never seen before!
Now, tell the earthlings on earth what kind of alien it is!
Furthermore, you want to bring that alien back to earth!
How do you bring it back?
Perform one by one and take contacts!
This time, I'd like to show you first what you'll understand by this test!
Actually, it's this!
This is an alien!
This is what an alien looks like.
This is how you make contacts.
Now, let's begin "Namashiri Test"!
Are you trying to do a space parade?
Are you a unit?
I'm in space right now.
Miyazawa has completely forgotten about being an idol.
Now, let's start with Miyazawa!
Miyazawa!
Yes?
You don't have to go that far.
I'm sorry, but please don't make it sound like you're late.
Miyazawa! Yes?
Tell me if you saw anything alien-like.
Ah, Sato-san!
Oh, what is it?
There was someone who looked like an alien.
You found out? Yes!
Oh, how is it? Your first impression?
Ugly!
Your first impression is ugly!
Ugly!
How tall are you?
My height is about... 175cm?
Your height is about average for a man.
My face is like... BOOM!
Your face is big!
Yes! And my body...
I can see my ribs!
You can see your ribs!
If you were an entertainer, who would you look like?
Karateka's Yabetaro-san!
Oh, how is it?
Yes!
Karateka's Yabetaro-san...
Yes!
...looks like you?
Yes!
I want you to bring an alien back to me.
Yes!
Can you make contact with me?
You're thin, so I'll feed you something good, so come here!
Is it from above?!
I'll feed you something good, so come here!
Look, you need to have a balanced body, right?!
I'll make you delicious food, right?!
I'll make you delicious food, so...
Come here!
You've made contact!
Please continue!
Success!
Yes, somehow!
Success!
After this, MaiMai's unexpected ideal is exposed!
Next, what is MaiOshima's ideal male image?
If there's an alien, please tell us!
Yes!
Sato-san!
What's up?!
I discovered something alien-like!
Something alien-like?!
Yes!
What's your first impression like?
It's a little cool!
How tall are you?
I'm tall. About 2 meters.
What's your shape like?
My shape? I'm slim.
By the way, what's your face like?
I think I'm quite handsome.
Do you have double or one eye?
Double or one eye?
You have beautiful eyes.
You have pure eyes.
Do you wear clothes?
No, I don't.
Please bring it here.
I got it.
Yes, please.
Let's shake hands as a way of reconciliation.
It seems like you got to know each other.
Ah, you are skipping together.
Then I will skip with you.
And finally, Noro confesses her love shockingly.
I can't see it because of the fire.
Noro-san, please find it quickly.
Here it is.
Noro-san.
Yes.
Can you tell me your first impression of me?
My first impression is...
The fire behind you.
It's a little white, isn't it?
White?
Yes.
What is your first impression of me?
Well...
You don't look like me.
You don't look like me?
You don't look like me.
You don't look like me?
Yes.
Maybe...
I know you are a cat.
A cat?
Yes.
If you are an entertainer, who do you look like?
Wait a minute.
I can hear your voice.
I'm an entertainer.
He seems like an entertainer.
Who are you?
"I'm a bad guy," he says.
I'm a bad guy.
Who are you?
I'm a bad guy...
You don't like it?
I don't like it and I'm a cat.
"I'm a bad guy," he says.
Who are you?
Wait a minute.
Are you wearing black or white?
Well...
I saw white at first, so I'm white.
You are white.
By the way, can you tell me who you are?
My name is Kiyoto.
Kiyoto?
I see.
Please bring Kiyoto back.
I see.
Let's say goodbye to Sata and come to me!
That's right!
Congratulations!
By the way, let me tell you what we know from this series test.
Here it is!
An appeal to seduce ideal men!
No, no, no!
No, no!
Let's look at Miyazawa.
He is skinny and his ribs are visible.
He is one of the worst men in karate world.
And you said an appeal to seduce ideal men!
I will make you a delicious meal!
That's right!
Why?
You said it from above, didn't you?
You said, "Come here."
You said, "I'm underage."
Oh, you are underage!
How about you? Have you ever fallen in love with underage men?
Do you like underage men? Or do you like underage men first?
Oh, you like underage men first, so you like underage men first.
I see.
You are right.
Mokushima!
Yes?
A little cool.
Wow!
A little cool.
A little cool for a man you like.
This is good, isn't it?
It's better than underage men.
Is it right?
I like tall men and cool men.
This is really cool!
But...
Don't you like naked men?
I don't know about naked men!
But I like people with broken abs.
You like people with broken abs.
So you might have imagined it.
Yes.
You look pure with golden eyes.
Yes, I like it.
By the way, your way of making contact is...
It's quite pure and pure, isn't it?
You shake hands and...
You sneak out and go home.
That's right.
We are close friends.
Yes.
OK, last one.
Let's do it!
Why?
Because you are cute.
I like it!
OK!
Your way of making contact is...
You shake hands and go home.
What do you mean?
Do you want to team up with me?
What do you mean?
No, I don't.
What do you think of me?
I don't like you.
By the way, you are not with me now.
What do you think of me?
You said you would go home with me.
Why do you look at me like that?
Don't look like you don't like me.
Now, what is Ms. Takada's choice?
Thank you very much!
I wanted to meet you!
Please vote for us!
Famous people from all over the world will vote for the best member.
This time, it is a bilingual celebrity, Ms. Ro.
Her name is so funny!
She is really funny.
They rush into the dressing room.
And there is...
Ms. Ro Oshiba!
Your voice is louder than usual.
What's with the Yamgara steak?
In the pink corner...
"Easy-to-learn-cooking with Roo, which was released on May 21,
is a recipe DVD in which you can learn both Roo's language and cooking.
In fact, Ms. Roo, you're very good at cooking.
You can also learn Roo's language.
What's up with you?
Roo's language...
I want to use it.
Because it's a young voice.
It's too trendy now.
It's too trendy.
I want to use it.
Don't think of it as a sleeping ear.
Sleeping ear...
That's enough.
It's different.
It's too trendy now.
Then, "Crying face and B."
Crying face and B.
They don't know the proverb "crying face and B."
Let's have Ms. Roo choose the last word.
How old are you all?
I'm 15 or 16 years old.
Wait a minute.
She's 25 years old.
No, no.
Isn't it correct?
How old is she?
She's 20 years old.
She's 20 years old?
Is she Kojima-kun?
Kojima!
Why is that?
She's cool.
Yes, she is.
I think she's a little strong.
Strong...
She's long.
That's wrong.
Ms. Roo's choice is...
"Yabukara Stick" and "Kojima Haruna."
Let's see the next one.
This week's song is...
This dance number makes you move.
You can't let your dream die.
I'll be waiting for you on your way home.
The rainbow has disappeared.
No matter where it goes...
No one can see the sky.
That day, in the late afternoon...
...Friends who spread out the map of the future... ...Friends who spread out the map of the future...
...You can't lose your dream, don't give up... ...There's no way you can lose your dream, don't give up... ...
...Once again with your pounding heart... ...Once again with your pounding heart...
...There's no way you can lose your dream, move forward...
...Move on, if you have a tomorrow you believe in... ...Susume yo, shinjiteru asu ga aru nara... ...If you have a tomorrow you believe in...
...There's a path you can walk from your chest to your back... ...Michi wa aru hito no mune kara senaka o mukete... ...There's a path you can walk from your chest to your back ...
...If you start walking, you'll be alone... ...Aruki daseba ii, hitori... ...If you start walking, you'll be alone...
...With your own will, wherever you go, walk...
...There's no way you can lose your dream, move forward...
...If you have a tomorrow you believe in... ...If you have a tomorrow you believe in...
...There's a path... ...Michi wa aru... ...There's a path you can walk from your chest to your back...
In "Chikage-geru"...
After this, Ms. Takada will be banned from the audience at all!
...There's a path you can walk from your chest to your back...
A troubled idol's "kakekomi-dera"...
Her name is also "Junji".
Tonight, "Junji" is visited by...
...AKB's comedy director...
...Norokayo.
In "Chikage-geru"...
...I'm doing a comedy unit called "machi non" or "machi to non"...
I'd like you to teach me something like "Chikage- geru".
Do you want me to do it in one go?
In one go, like...
"Za! Norokayo desu!" and then... "Waaah!"
Ah! I see!
Something like that.
"Za! Norokayo desu!" and then... "Waaah!"
How's that?
"Za! Norokayo desu!" and then... "Beach to beach"...
You're an adult now, so...
That's no good?
Well...
"Sarashiku"...
"Sarashikubi"...
But...
"Sarashikubi"...
That's funny enough!
"Sarashikubi" and then...
"Beachkubi"...
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