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Who is Junji Takada's favorite type?
Today, we will choose the type of woman that Junji Takada, who is a comedian and a senior in life, is most excited about.
There are many types in AKB, but do you have a favorite type?
My favorite type is a beautiful woman who likes perverts.
It's hard to find someone like that.
Do you sometimes meet someone like that?
Behind you!
When there is a pervert, a beautiful woman is rare.
What a shame!
Even if you decide your favorite type, you are AKB idols, so you must have about 8,000 cats.
So today, we will conduct a hit-and-run theory test!
We will reveal your true nature through a hit-and- run theory test.
I think you did it in advance.
Do you remember this questionnaire?
According to the magazine, I actually took a theory test.
Today, based on the results of this test, we will choose the type of woman that Junji Takada likes the most.
A beautiful woman who likes perverts.
Is there a type of woman that you like even more?
A gentle woman.
For example, a woman who steals her wallet while I'm sleeping.
A gentle woman.
This time, we will look for the most gentle woman in AKB.
Leaving aside the members who are not excited, we will decide the number one gentle woman with a psychological test made by an expert.
Then, the first question!
One day you fell in love with a bag in a shop. Then, suddenly the bag started talking to you.
Now, what on earth did it talk to you?
Think about it together!
If you want to know what you'll know in this test, it's this!
In fact, you'll know what you want to say to your own self, in other words, to the man you like!
Yes, that's right!
Now, let's take a look at the test results!
First of all, let's start with Sato Yukari!
What do you really want to say to the man you like?
It's this!
Dot, dot, dot, circle!
In other words, Sato Yukari is a woman who can't say anything to the man she likes!
As an idol, this is a 100 out of 100 answer, but from my point of view, this woman is totally boring!
That's right!
Here's the question!
Here's the proof that you're a woman with high standards!
First of all, what do you really want to say to the man you like?
It's this!
I'm tall!
You want to tell the man you like that you're tall and show him your worth!
It seems like it!
Next up is Kusobaba!
Me?
Yes!
Here's what you really want to say to the man you like!
Buy me! Buy me! Hurry up and buy me!
That's too intense!
It's too intense, isn't it?
Do you want me to take off my school uniform?
If you take it off, you're a pervert!
Let's continue!
Next up is Maeda!
Here's what you really want to say to the man you like!
So, what will you do?
I asked Maeda sensei about this, but I think it's "choose yourself and show your natural heart"!
In other words...
It's a super tall and thin woman!
I see, I see...
It's a bit...
If it's "thin", it's a bit dangerous...
I'm also a careful "thin" so I don't do batting!
I'm not talking about that!
Ah, you're not talking about that!
There are other answers like this!
A strong-willed man appears!
It's Shino who appeals to a good woman!
And Takamina's tallness from above is explosive!
Next, question 2!
You are a hero of justice!
After defeating a monster that attacks the earth,
what would you say to that monster?
Please choose wisely!
In fact, what you will know in this test is...
this one!
Throw a line at a dumped man
It means "a man who is no longer needed by you"
Let's see the result of the test
First of all, this person, Minegishi!
What did Minegishi write for "Throw a line at a dumped man"?
This one!
Tashshadena! Furu!
You are cool! "Tashshadena!"
We had a good relationship so that we wouldn't be dragged down!
Take care!
It's a little tight and old-fashioned, isn't it?
She only says "throw a line at a dumped man"
And then, this person!
Ota!
And Ota wrote...
You are so funny!
She is 13 years old, so she wants to think about it
She is 13 years old?
"Furu" means "old-fashioned"
What does it mean?
You are so funny
It means "take care of yourself"
"Take care of yourself" is a little...
Because I've never had a boyfriend!
Of course!
But you will be like this when you meet him
You are so funny
Take care of yourself
Let's see the next one
Watanabe!
Watanabe wrote...
See you next week!
What does it mean?
"See you next week" means "take care of yourself"
See you next week
It's funny!
"See you next week" means "take care of yourself"
See you next week
I can do anything!
I can be hated!
He always says "see you next week" to me!
Many men like Watanabe's boyfriend
Next...
This person!
"Kikuchi"!
What does it mean?
It means "cut off from the woman"!
Do you say "cut off from the woman" all the time?
No, I don't.
"Question" means "dinosaur", not "person", right?
It's not "dinosaur", it's "explanation".
It's "explanation", isn't it? That's why I wrote like that.
But it's a psychological test, you know.
OK, let's see the last one.
The question is...
You're an idiot, aren't you?
She looks like she's going to say it.
The first thing I thought of was...
Die!
But I thought...
I thought it would be weird...
So I decided to...
You're an idiot, aren't you?
You've been in love like that, haven't you?
I've never held hands with anyone...
I've never been in love at all.
You're an idiot, aren't you?
This segment was made for me.
Here are the other answers.
Maeda, who cuts off everything, and Miyazawa, who is a little scary.
And it's obvious that Onew and Otsukare-san have a super cool side.
With these results, we will announce the three girls who were chosen by the teachers of "City Test".
We will announce the three girls chosen by the teachers.
First, Maeda!
Second, Ohori!
Third, Minami-shi!
These are the three girls chosen by the teachers of "City Test".
And here is the final round to decide who is number one!
The final round is "Live City Test".
Team Nichi, please explain the rules.
The final round is "Live City Test" using this stage.
Here is the content of the "City Test" you are curious about!
Live City Test
While playing in the club, you want to use the scope your friends have.
What will you do?
Offer your own feelings to your friends!
The three of you!
Good luck!
Now, we will show you what you know about the "City Test" first.
Here it is!
Here we go!
"Live City Test" begins now!
This is a park in the afternoon.
Today, three good friends are playing in the sand again.
And then...
Another girl came to the sand field.
The girl has a new shovel.
You really want to use the shovel your friend has.
Let's hit your friends with your own thoughts.
What does Maeda do when he doesn't know anything?
Hey, Q-chan.
What?
We are friends, right?
We are friends, but...
What?
Can you lend me your shovel?
But it's mine.
Then, let's exchange!
Then...
Why do you like this one better?
Why do you ask?
Because you like this one better, right?
You like that one better, right?
Let's exchange!
You like that one better, right?
Hey, let's exchange!
You like that one better, right?
Hey, let's exchange!
Time's up!
After this, girls' true feelings will be revealed!
Which one do you like better, this one or this one?
Next, how Minagishi steals her friend's boyfriend is...
Hey, hey, Kiyo-chan. What?
Look at this. It's way better than yours.
Really?
That one looks like it's going to break soon, and it probably won't last long,
so I think this one is definitely better.
I'm going to use this one carefully.
What? But isn't this one better?
It's not good. I like this one better.
Then... I can't help it.
I got 100 yen yesterday, so I'll give you 100 yen!
Is that it?! Is that it?!
Why do you like this one better?
No, I like this one better.
That's why I'm exchanging it for you, Kiyo-chan.
That's unfair!
Why? Because...
I don't know what you're talking about! 200 yen!
I won't double your money!
If you think it's impossible...
Hey, look at me!
I like this one better.
What's wrong with this one?
This one? It's plain.
But I like this one better.
Is that it?!
She hit him! She hit him!
Now, it's over!
Lastly, violence is fruit.
Violence? What could it be?
Finally, the big catch, Doeseppuri, will explode!
Kiyo-chan?
What?
It's funny, isn't it?
You have something cute.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's cute. Isn't it cute?
It's very cute.
Is it cute?
Really?
Yes.
I like it very much.
I like it, too.
Do you like it, too?
I like it very much.
Which one do you like better, this one or this one?
Why?
She's asking you.
Why?
She asked you.
I like the color you bought for me, too.
Kyo-chan, give it to me.
I want it.
Can you give it to me?
You have to tell me the reason.
Is it cute? Are you curious about it? Are you interested in it?
My cheek hurts.
I'll take your cheek off, so can you give it to me?
She's threatening you.
Can you tell me that you got it from Megu-chan?
Can you?
Yes, I can.
Okay, then I'll give it to you.
Tell me you'll give it to me.
She's convinced you.
Time's up!
It was scary.
Wow!
You'll see something like this in the next test.
Here it is.
How do you return a friend?
Wow!
Let's look back at it.
In the previous case...
At first, you gave it to me and we became friends.
It's okay if you just give it to me.
You said you'd exchange it with me.
But in the end you cried.
Wow!
You cried.
Then you said you'd exchange it with me.
You tried to solve it with money.
Wow!
You said you'd exchange it with me because you wanted it.
Wow!
You said you'd give me any amount of money.
It's a bribe.
Yes.
But you still exchanged it with me in the end.
Wow!
This is the worst kind of woman.
And the last one is Mrs. Ohori.
First of all, you complimented each other's things.
On the contrary, you brought your own things and said, "Why do you like me?"
You asked yourself.
What do you like about me?
And you kept it there.
And you said, "Give it to me if you want me to take it off."
And you persuaded me.
Wow!
This is a scary excuse.
Now, Mr. Takahashi, please choose the woman you think is the worst kind of woman.
In the end, it's Mrs. Ohori, isn't it?
Wow! I see.
Mrs. Ohori is a pervert.
And she's beautiful, so there's nothing to say about her.
Let's go to a beauty salon and have her polished up.
I missed you!
Please love us!
This project allows celebrities and celebrities from all walks of life to choose their favorite member or favorite woman.
Today's topic is "The ugly comedy duo F".
- It's "summer". - Why "summer"? It's "s", isn't it?
- Excuse me. - They rush into the dressing room.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Nice to meet you. I'm AKB48. - Nice to meet you, too.
"The ugly comedy duo F".
Since June 8th, it's been four years since their solo live "dreidigram08" started.
You can't miss their appearance, which you can't see on TV.
Also, on June 7th, their movie "God's Puzzle" will feature Iwao as a college student.
Please look forward to it, too!
Now, let's have you two choose your favorite.
There are many types, not just faces.
How about a dark person like me?
- I like mild people like you. - Oh, mild.
- I like negative people like you. - Oh, negative people like me.
Oh, I'm no good.
You like her, don't you?
- Yes, I like her. - Yes, I like her.
- Why do you like her? - I like mature girls like her.
- You like mature girls like her. - Yes.
- Would you like to date her now? - Stop it!
Don't say things you don't like!
Goto likes Iwao.
Next is Iwao.
- What's your favorite type? - I like people who are kind and cute.
But I'm not good with cute people.
So, I like Shinoda-san who is kind of round.
- Shinoda-san is cute. - Oh, is that so?
- She has an "s" face. - Oh, that's not funny at all.
- Stop it! - Shinoda-san.
It's decided that you like Ai-chan!
Iwao's choice is Shinoda Mariko!
Now, this song is "Kikeba Kokoro ga Odoridasu" No. 1.
"Kikeba Kokoro ga Odoridasu" No. 1
I have to open the door I told you about
I don't like any color, no matter what it is
It's annoying, isn't it?
Now, laugh!
Ah, my wish is
To live properly
To be the best
Hey!
Someday, half of me
Will already be half of me
Hey!
I'll always be that
Star-shaped weirdo
Hey!
Someday, half of me
Will already be half of me
Hey!
I'll always be that
Star-shaped weirdo
50% is not enough
Next episode
After this, I'll be in big trouble every episode!
Troubled idol rushes in
His name is Junji
Here you go.
Tonight, Junji visited Mai Maiko and Mai Okushima.
How old are you?
Twenty years old.
I'm a newcomer.
A newcomer?
Yes.
Hmm...
I'm in my first year of high school.
What kind of job?
Today, my agency manager told me
that I should make more friends in the entertainment industry
in order to expand my career.
But I'm really shy about it.
That's right.
I always keep myself in my own head.
But I changed my mind.
I changed my mind.
No, you didn't.
And...
My acquaintance is always wearing a t-bag.
Why?
She's afraid of being seen.
That's why I like it.
A t-bag?
Yes.
I'm wearing a t-block right now.
What? A t-block?
It used to be a "t".
It's like you're holding a "j".
So what's the problem?
The problem is that I want to make more friends.
Can you say "sue" when you say "t"?
Yes.