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Well, this week has just begun, but...
This is what we want you to learn this week!
Actress soul!
It's actress soul!
Actually, one of the members was doing terrible acting.
I found that terrible acting, so please watch it first!
That's all you have!
That's all you have, really!
"Colony with Higurashi" is a movie released this Saturday.
It's a movie about a very popular game that sold 5 million copies in a row.
But this movie has an axe!
Sounds interesting!
Here it is!
If you peek inside without permission, it means that there is a taunt.
Satoko-chan!
Yes!
Did you do it?
It wasn't me!
As you can see, she didn't have any warning at all!
Hey!
It was terrible! Takasa, what did you think of her acting?
What's great about her is that she didn't take off her bra when she punched her opponent!
She didn't take it off!
That's true.
But as you can see, I don't think she was able to fit into her character.
That's right. She was just herself.
Actually, we've got a video that shows what it's like to be a character.
Here you go!
She's young!
She's really young!
I'm fashion advisor Takano Junyi!
What's wrong with you?
That's how you become a character!
At the time, there weren't many gals, so it was a one-time thing.
Aim to be a great actress!
Act for us!
Trick us!
In order for you girls to be great actresses, I'd like you to train your acting skills in this game!
Please explain the rules!
This game is a confrontation between the red team and the blue team!
There will be six representatives in each team!
The six of you will be given "bilibili" machines!
One of them doesn't have a power supply!
There is only one power supply!
When you turn it on...
When you...
When you turn it up...
What's wrong?
She took it!
In short, you will see the reactions of the six of you and guess whose "bilibili" machine has a power supply!
Your acting skills will determine the outcome of the game!
Mr. Takano, you saw the actresses' acting skills with your own eyes!
Lately, I don't have an actor's eye but a magician's eye!
That's not weird at all!
By the way, as you can see,
this time, among the winning teams, the best actresses will be given "bilibili" machines!
Will the red team be able to trick them all?
The red team will be played by...
Urano, Takahashi, Shinoda-san, Sato, Kikuchi and me!
Let's go!
Shut up! If you're going to come, then come!
You're really good at shooting.
Who's good at shooting?
Kojima is also good at shooting.
But it's a different game, so it's okay.
Whether it's okay or not is up to the producer.
You're a judge, Senri. Does the producer have a say in this?
First, the red team's top batter is...
...the bomb girl, Urano, who doesn't know what she's doing!
Is this acting or real life?
Switch...on!
- How do you feel? - It feels good.
It feels good?
- Have you ever had a low blood pressure? - It's my first time experiencing it.
- It's your first time experiencing it? - Yes.
- But it was good at first, right? - Yes.
What are you doing?
- Can you raise it up for me? - Okay.
I'll raise it up for you.
- Can you raise it up for me? - Yes.
- Ouch, ouch, ouch! - Does it hurt?
- Yes, it might hurt a little more.
Does it hurt a little more?
How is it? Does it hurt?
- Does it hurt? - It hurts!
Next up is Minami Takahashi, who is well-known for not talking too much.
He'll raise the level of his voice, but please don't talk too much!
I'll raise it up for you.
I can do it!
- I can do it! - It hurts!
- It hurts!
Next up is Shino Satano.
When she turns on the switch, there's an unexpected reaction!
Switch on!
Are you okay?
I'm not okay at all!
You're just weak when you're born!
No, no, I gave it to you!
Give it to me!
I'm sorry, but...
Don't touch me! Are you okay?
I won't touch you! I've never done anything like that!
This is an ero-reason!
What? Ero-reason?
Then, ero-reason increases the current level!
Then...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Can we switch today?
Sorry!
Switch!
The fourth one is Satou Yukari, who's always in a good mood!
Will this reaction be acting or real?
We can't know with this, so we'll increase the level!
Okay, I'll increase it!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch!
Will this reaction be acting or real?
You scared me!
Next is the mysterious girl, Kikuchi!
What will happen if you increase the level?
Okay, I'll increase it little by little!
Ouch!
Okay, red team!
The wild girl will decorate the bird!
Now!
Ms. Takada's reaction is full of acting!
So, if you increase it, you'll only faint, right?
That's all you can do, right?
Let's see how she faints!
It's amazing!
So, Kojima!
Can we see an idol fainting?
Then, switch on!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch! What are you doing?
Ouch, ouch, ouch! Please stop!
Stop!
Now, let's watch it all at once!
Yes!
How you do it!
Yes!
Let's watch it all at once!
Yes!
Shall we turn it on?
Yes!
Now, watch it!
Now, switch on!
Now, in this situation, there was only one current flowing!
And now, we'll review!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
The red team showed their applause!
Who really had a current flowing?
In this situation, only one person had a current flowing!
What did blue team predict?
Now, blue team!
Who did you predict?
Please announce it!
One, two!
Kiguchi!
Kiguchi was in it!
Yes!
I see!
Why?
Well, only one person's hand was shaking!
Yes!
His hair was shaking!
By the way, who do you think was tall?
I think it was Norokayo!
Norokayo!
When I made it funny, it was either Kiguchi or Sato!
I see!
Then, I'll go with Kiguchi!
Kiguchi!
Well, I'm Iboji!
I don't know!
Dirty!
With blue team Takada san, Kiguchi and Kiguchi Ayaka will guess!
What is the correct answer?
The correct answer is...
This person!
Switch...
On!
Switch...
It was Murano!
That means Kikuchi was good at acting!
He was good!
Before I knew the last "all", I thought it was Murano.
But when I did the last "all", the reaction was a little late.
But Murano put up with it.
I put up with it.
With Murano and Kikuchi's great acting, the red team is one step ahead!
Next up is the high school blue team!
Now, the blue team will be played by these six people!
Kasai, Kashiwai, Watanabe, Sato, Ono,
and Kusama!
The blue team's top batter is Kasai, who looks a little nervous!
Switch, on!
It's okay, it's okay. It doesn't hurt. It doesn't hurt that much.
It doesn't hurt that much?
Then I'll do it!
As usual! As usual!
Is that how you say it?
I'll give you the ball.
I won't give you the ball, right?
I won't give you the ball. Don't be so nervous!
I just gave you the ball!
Switch, on!
Not yet! Not yet!
Ouch! Ouch!
Okay, stop!
From the beginning, it's the biggest and best!
With Takada-san's love, the rules suddenly change!
From the beginning, everyone is at their maximum level, and then...
Please don't touch me!
Erolin set!
Who is Erolin set?
Stop it, Erolin set!
Erolin set! Erolin set!
Erolin set!
Pants are mine! Michelin!
What is this?
Amazing! It's more fun than reality!
Takada-san is listening!
Sorry, Shinoda-san!
No, it's not! If you do something like this, I can't help it!
Shinoda-san is attracted to Erolin set!
And Onhori-nee-san is...
You know...
I'm out of breath.
I hate you!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
The only thing I can say now is...
If you do something like this now...
No, no!
When I met that wife, I was out of breath, too!
Erolin set!
As expected of idols, their love is a red card!
Now, let's get back on track and restart the game!
Everyone is at their maximum level, and then...
Again, starting with Kashiwagi!
Usually, it's Kashiwagi, but...
Switch on!
Okay, stop!
How was it?
It was like that for a second!
It's different!
When you're surprised about something...
Your eyes become thinner!
When you're surprised, your eyes become thinner?
Like maribocore!
This isn't just about moccore, is it?
Erolin set!
My pants are also a little... What is this?
It's terrible to slip for the second time.
Slipperiness aside, next is the youngest Watanabe.
Switch on!
I'm fine.
Most of the time.
I go to the hospital almost every day and do this.
Let's do this.
Why do you do it often?
Let's do it every time.
I like this. It's fun.
You like this.
There are few people who do this.
But it's amazing that you can do this.
Next is Sato Natsuki who is in charge of comedy.
Please give us a nice reaction!
Switch on!
You look like a sick person.
Please turn a little to the left.
What's wrong?
Please look at me!
Don't you feel like you're grabbing someone's soul?
Stop!
Yes, I stopped it.
Oh my god!
OK, next.
Ono will go.
Even if I say "ono", it's poor in the movie.
That's right.
If Ono-no-ye comes and pees on me, I'll give you ten of these.
You're an idol!
Old man! Idol!
Idol can't pee on you!
It's not that high. It's dirty. You can't use it, can you?
No, you can't.
OK, Jack.
No, I can't.
OK, Ono-no-ye will go.
OK, the main character.
Movie actress Ono-no-ye is...
Is there really electricity in it?
Switch on!
What's wrong, Ono-no-ye?
Well...
The octopus is bleeding.
Octopus is bleeding?
Octopus is...
Oh, it looks like an octopus is sucking.
And of course, the bird is Ono-no-ye!
The oldest, 24 years old, O-hori-nee-san!
Switch...
On!
It feels good.
It's difficult to react.
Well...
It's difficult, isn't it?
I like it a lot and I want it.
Oh, this...
That...
I don't know.
OK, that's it for everyone.
Does anyone want to see it again?
What's wrong?
No, I don't want to see it!
OK, last one for everyone.
OK, we'll switch it on for everyone.
Switch...
On!
I don't want to see it!
Everyone's reaction is different, but...
Well...
What will it be?
OK, stop!
OK, stop.
OK!
Who do you think is the real one?
The blue team will also show their charming acting!
We'll be right back!
Hey! Ow, ow, ow, ow, oww, owww!
Hey! Oww, oww, oww!
Oh, I'm alright.
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
Ow, ow, oww, owww!
Hey!
This is fun.
There's only one airdrop in this game!
Do you know who he is?
There's only one airdrop in this game! Red team, it's discussion time!
But look, there's someone who's different from the red team. They've done it before.
That's right, that's right!
You know what I'm talking about, right?
That's right, that's right!
Um, I don't have anything to say, so I'll just say "ah"!
I know it's a discussion, but I didn't want to say anything, so I'll just say "ah"!
Okay, so who did the red team predict?
Please announce it! One, two...
Grandma!
What's up with you guys?!
What's up with you?!
Grandma!
That's terrible!
Grandma!
You keep saying "I can see it!"
You're a grandma from now on.
That's terrible...
You're a grandma from now on.
That's terrible...
After it ended, she kept doing this with her hands like this...
Who was it this time, Azawa?
I think it was Kasai.
Kasai.
Was it Kasai, Ohori-neesan, or someone else who received the electricity?
Who is the correct answer?!
The correct answer is this person!
Switch...
Switch... on!
It was Grandma!
The one that had electricity in her was Grandma!
Therefore, the correct answer is this person!
Since everyone is acting, I thought it might be better to show acting to people who are not good at it.
I see!
What did you say it was, grandma?
Acting?
It's acting!
Today's acting battle is a draw for both teams!
So, let's have the famous actors and actresses choose the best actresses for each of you!
I've almost forgotten about the previous team.
So you did have one.
The last three.
The song of the week is from Akihabara AKB48 Theater, "The Night When My Heart Caught A Cold" sung by Setsunai Otomegokoro.
On my way back from a city walk, I noticed something far away.
I wanted you to hold onto that big umbrella of mine.
Before I knew it, it had turned into snow.
Where are you? Where are you, happiness?
Why do you say that? Why do you say that? Ah, jealousy!
Such tears overflow and the wind blows.
My wet, wet cheeks, cheeks, cheeks are exposed to sadness.
Tears overflow and I can't stop.
The fever of love, fever of love is too high and my heart is blocked.
There's no medicine that can cure it, right?
Until you smile for me.
Such tears overflow and the wind blows.
My wet, wet cheeks, cheeks, cheeks are exposed to sadness.
Tears overflow and I can't stop.
The fever of love, fever of love is too high and my heart is blocked.