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I wanted to meet you.
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Wow!
Well, tonight has started, but before that, we have something to talk about with Mr. Takada today.
Well, I'm not going to eat food like this.
I'm sorry.
You're overreacting.
You should look for yourselves more.
You're overreacting.
I thought we should do something more serious.
Here it is!
"Tonde o Sakure! AKB Measuring Box"!
The members are a little low-tensioned.
But that shouldn't matter.
This "AKB Measuring Box" is a scary program where members and programs spit out their mistakes and deepen their bonds.
OK, the first mistake.
Minigishi Minamiye, initial "om" mistake.
"om"?
"om", right?
Please don't look at me with weird eyes!
What?
What do you mean?
"om" means "big digger Megumiye", but...
What do you mean?
I mean, if it wasn't for me...
What does this mean?
Well...
You know...
Yes.
You're not here today.
You know, right?
When I do that, I look at you through the mirror or something like that.
You look at me through the mirror?
Yes, I do.
You look at me through the mirror?
That's amazing!
If you say it like that, younger people will look at you.
You should look over there.
And...
I'm wondering if you want me to look at you.
Oh, you want me to look at you?
Yes, you want me to look at you, right?
Please stop it!
You're using me as a hater, but it's amazing!
What?
You're a pervert!
What? Which one of you is a pervert?
Well...
You know, you normally wear makeup and stuff like that, right?
And then...
If it were me...
And then...
I turn around and...
I look at you like this!
Oh, my!
And then...
I say, "That's a woman's butt."
That's a woman's butt!
You're really a woman, aren't you?!
You're a woman who wants me to be like you, aren't you?!
Are there any other people you've touched or met?
Well, yes!
Wow, there really are!
I mean, listen to me!
It's really in the middle of a song in a park...
And while I'm dancing...
Um, diagonally from behind...
Um...
They make my butt bounce, bounce, bounce...
And they approach me!
Is this what you call "butt bounce bounce"?
Like this, like this, like this...
No, I'm just trying to show off.
- Can you do it in front of me? - Sure, I'll try it.
So, let's see Ohori's butt bounce bounce dance!
- We're dancing together. - We're dancing together, right?
- Yeah, we're dancing together.
- Yeah, we're dancing together, right? - Yeah, come forward.
- And we're dancing like this... - Like a bump?
- And we're dancing like this... - Why are you doing that?
- Why? - Why?
Women's bodies are very attractive.
- For example, if we're talking about butts... - I'm starting to lose consciousness.
The advantage of butts is their thighs.
- Wow, you're touching me. - I'm not touching you!
- These thighs are their advantage.
So, in order to make use of them, they say to their fans, "Look at me."
- "Look at me!" - "Look at me!"
- Do you touch your fans? - Yeah, I also lick their ears.
- You lick their ears? - Yeah.
- That means, Yukari has nice ears. - Licking their ears means...
- Licking their ears means you're licking their ears as much as you can.
- You're clumsy! - I think there's a better way of doing it.
- Yes, this is it. Kana Kobayashi. Who is this? - Kobayashi.
- Y-yes. - It's my first time.
- Your first time, right?
- Yes. - It's initials from "o-i-".
- It's been a while. - Congratulations.
- Congratulations.
- I was betting whether or not I'd be on this show with my dad.
- Huh? - So, this...
- Huh? - Huh?
- Is it different? - No, no, no.
- Huh? - Huh?
- Isn't it different? - Huh?
- Huh?
- Don't get mad at me like that. - Okay, I bet it.
- I bet it. - I bet it.
- It seems like your dad has cut all of the electricity appliances at home.
- Huh? - To make it work again,
- Huh? - for example, if you're on a show or a magazine and you're left alone,
- Huh? - you can turn on the TV.
- Huh? - You can turn it into a system like that?
- That's right. - You can't turn it on even if you push it like this.
- Huh? - Why is that?
- It's like, "Don't study, just watch TV." - Huh?
- You're left alone, right? - Yes.
- You have your own things in your room, like TV... - Yes.
- CD and... - CD and...
- DVD and also nails... - DVD and nails?
- A set of those. - Then, since you're on the show today,
- Yes. - Then, instead of buying those nails, let's go out now!
- No! That's impossible! - Let's go out!
- Let's go!
And so, the prank call to dad is...
- Hello? - Hello?
- I'm here for dad's sake. - Okay.
- Dad's here! - He's here!
- Hello? - Yeah.
- Give me back my mail. - What?
- That was too sudden! - What's wrong with you?
- What time is it? - It's not a prank!
- Oh, I see. - I'm calling him!
- Oh, what? Are you busy? - I don't know...
- What's going on? - Give me back my mail.
- Oh, you're out? - Yeah.
- Oh, well. If you're busy, I'll call you back. - See!
- Wait a minute! - Oh, hello! My name is Fumio Takata.
- No, no! It's Junjun Takata. - Okay.
I'm doing what I'm supposed to do.
Thank you in advance.
Don't say "thank you"!
What are you going to do?
But I made a promise.
That's good.
Congratulations!
AKB Tachiko Tami!
This is the first time for us to go outside.
Look, it's like a gym.
It's nice.
It's the first time for us to go outside of the studio, but it's still raining!
It's not raining.
It's not raining, you guys!
So, today's theme is this!
Who is the best girl in her 20s?
Now, we'll have Kojima, who is the best girl in her 20s, guess her physical strength.
Then, we'll have Kiyoto and other members guess who is the best girl in her 20s.
So, we're looking forward to it!
If idols come up with a project like this, it's over.
Kojima, you're in your 20s, right?
No, I'm in my mid-20s.
No, you're not!
Welcome!
You're in your 20s, but...
You're in your 20s in April, but...
You're not in your 20s here!
Welcome!
Why are you two talking like that?
It's finally starting!
The first AKB Derby Bad Boys Cup!
The first race is vertical jumping!
Now, let me introduce you to the three races!
The first race is natural spring.
The only advantage of being in your 20s is that you don't have any exercise experience.
The second race is slushy.
She's one of the biggest AKB members.
She used to be a swimming girl, but now it seems like her body is completely still.
The third race is clear-cut kaba-kaba.
She was a vice captain in basketball, but...
She hasn't been exercising at all lately.
For the first race, we'll have you guess who is the oldest woman who can't fly the highest.
Are you confident?
What are you doing?
I told you to vertical jump, didn't I?
I don't know how to do it.
You don't know how to do it?
You don't know how to do it like this?
What is this for?
Please don't say things like that.
I heard that this machine is different.
What?
This vertical jump machine is not this one.
What about young girls?
Young girls are the oldest, right?
You don't know how to do it like this?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
We've been doing it like this for a long time.
This is it, isn't it?
Now, we have 10 members and 3 people.
The 10 members and 3 people and Kiyoto, who do you think is the oldest woman?
Right?
Do you know who it is?
There is also a pattern of not playing with me.
On the contrary?
When you said "10 years old pattern", I couldn't take it anymore.
At this point of time, my heart was pounding.
How about it?
Vertical jumping is not only about leg strength, but also about looking at the whole muscle strength.
It is advantageous for people who have muscle strength.
What is Kiyoto's fate?
This is it.
Big jump.
Why is it a big jump?
What kind of strength do you need for vertical jumping?
You need a high spirit.
There is no high spirit in a big jump.
Why? Why?
Even if you talk, you say "No, I'm not crazy".
You don't even try to go forward.
Now, let's continue.
Who do you think is the oldest woman?
Why Haruna again?
She definitely doesn't have muscle strength.
If you say it like that...
Yes.
Surprisingly, you don't look like you can ride or fly.
I think she can fly well in the rain.
In the rain?
Surprisingly, I can't ride either.
Leg strength is not something you want to eat.
I see. I understand.
Now, AKB Gachinko Derby is about to start.
(Saxophone playing)
(Laughter)
Hello.
You came all the way here for this.
How luxurious.
By the way, do you have a nickname?
This...
Yes.
- AKB's... - Metan Kyaba Kyaba.
Metan Kyaba Kyaba!
Where did you see it?
It looks like your first love.
(Laughter)
- I see. - Which shop is it?
- It's not a shop. - It's not a shop.
It's not a shop.
By the way, the average height of girls in vertical jumping is as you can see.
If it's a squid, it's an old lady!
First of all, Metan Kyaba Kyaba!
How good is the former basketball team's vice captain?
Metan Kyaba Kyaba's vertical jumping!
Here you go!
- Wow! - Wow!
Forty-six centimeters!
- Wow! - Wow!
- So, she's forty-six centimeters tall. - Wow!
- Her physical age is seventeen years old! - She's tall!
As expected of me.
- Wow! - Wow!
She's a great jumper who betrays expectations!
Next, we have two teams.
Noro Kotoushu.
A.K.A.B. No. 1 Big Himba.
Will they show their willpower?
Here we go!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Forty centimeters! - Wow!
Forty centimeters!
- Her physical age is twenty-three years old! - Wow!
- She's young! - She's young!
- Wow! - She's still young!
- She's two years old! - Wow! - She's two years old!
Surprisingly high record!
It's a wonderful record since she was born!
The last song is "Tennenharunyan"!
She's the youngest of the three!
Can she beat the expectations of the ten members?
- Go ahead! - One, two...
- She's thirty-three centimeters tall! - Wow!
- Her physical age is forty-five years old! - Wow!
- It's more than twice as old! - Wow!
- More than twice! - You'll get older!
- That's terrible! - Physical age?
- Physical age... Do you know what physical age is? - Then it's fine!
It's not good!
Tennenharunyan's physical age is forty-five years old!
And with that...
The most important member is...
Kojima Haruna!
She's a great member of the ten-member team!
The first race is "AKB Derby Bad Boys"
The second race is "Ritsuitaisenkutsu"
Who do you think is the strongest among them?
- What do you think of yourselves? - Probably...
But girls usually have soft bodies...
- Except for curses... - Why?
Because we're a little big...
- So we're a little... - That's weird!
- That's funny!
By the way, "Ritsuitaizenkutsu" is a flexibility test...
If you don't have flexibility, you'll lose muscle mass...
And you'll get fat easily!
So if you're flexible, you'll lose weight, right?
This race, who will win?
Go ahead!
Noroko and Oshu!
I think you're lacking in flexibility...
The 10-member team...
Ten! Ten! Ten! Halle!
Oh, you're in the lead again!
Why?
We always do stretches together before and before performances...
So you can tell right away.
You can tell just by watching.
Stretching is the hardest thing.
Okay, so...
A.k.a. leader B...
Ritsui Taizenkusu will be born soon!
Yes!
Nakayama horse, G2.
Ritsui vs. Zenkutsu, girls' average is as you can see.
They want to go over 14cm!
First up is Maitan Kyaba Kyaba.
She did a great jump earlier, but...
Please, Maitan Kyaba Kyaba.
Go ahead!
Like this?
Yes.
Like this?
Yes, keep it up.
Wow!
Right here!
16.5cm!
Wow!
Her age is...
20 years old!
Ohori-nee-san's body was surprisingly flexible!
Show us your guts!
Next up is Norokotohshu.
I think Norokotohshu is terrible.
My stomach feels like it's going to get in the way.
Will she be able to overcome her fear of heights?
Ready, start!
I'm sure I can do this.
Wow, so flexible!
Wow!
Her record is...
20cm!
Her maximum age is...
15 years old!
I did it!
Just like the real thing, she's so flexible!
It looks like she can do cross-country skiing, too!
There's only one left!
Who will it be?
♪ Girl's skirt fluttering in the air ♪
♪ Makes me want to run, I'm telling you ♪
♪ Looking at the sky where sunset falls ♪
TNT! 48! I'm already out! I wanted to meet you!
The second race! The last one is a natural spring cat!
If you don't go more than 16.5 cm, you're the oldest.
If you take this again, you're second in line.
Please show us the maintenance of the youngest members in their 20s!
Ready, set, go!
Wait...
I don't know!
No way!
Ready, set, go!
Is it from here?
I don't like this!
It's from here!
It's from here, right?
I don't like this!
Can you hear me?
Ready, set, go!
Haruna, can you hear me?
Yes!
Yes, I can hear you!
Haruna...
Yes?
Haruna...
I pushed it a little.
A little?
I pushed it a little.
It's -19cm!
What?
So...
It's -19cm!
What?
In a way, they're surprisingly flexible!
Are they really 20 years old?
The team that I expected was...
The 10-year-old team!
They were a good opponent, but...
I didn't think it would be like that!
No way!
But we're still alive, so it's okay.
After this,
After this, AKB is handsome and sexy!
Please vote for us!
This project is for celebrities and celebrities from all walks of life...
to choose their favorite members!
This time, it's this person!
The handsome and sexy actor, Ke-mu!
Even though I'm sexy and sexy?
Handsome?
Well, I'm more interested in handsome guys.
As soon as they enter...
Right there is...
Keisuke Mayu!
Hello!
Your face is so small!
I'm surprised!
Mayu Kawasaki's role, Annie, is...
A musical that everyone can enjoy, from adults to children...
The show starts this Saturday!
The members that Mayu saw first are...
Her eyes are good too.
Oshima Yuuko-chan's eyes are very short.
But when she's next to me, I like her.
Kaie-san and Akimoto Sayaka have something in common.
Their souls are hot and they get angry.
It's coming out!
It's coming out again!
It's not healing if it comes out that much.
So, Mayu-san has chosen...
Healing eyes.
Wow!
I want to say something.
Yuuko-chan, your eyes have really healed me.
I want to see your real eyes.
Yay!
Mayu-san has chosen...
Oshima Yuuko-chan, just like me, Narrator Ibami!
Let's cheer for her!
Let me play a song for you.
Tonight's song has a powerful dance.
It's "Romance Irane".
Yes, my heart is pounding.
If I'm casted a spell...
Would I think it's love?
Am I stupid?
Or am I too pure?
Just like our hearts are tied together...
It hurts and I can't move...
Why does it have to be this way?
I don't need romance, I'll wake up
A kiss is too soon, there's no rush
I don't need romance like that, I have to say "no"
Before I meet my true love
I don't need the courage to whisper "no" again and again in my heart