AISubs v3.5
I wanted to see you!
For those of you who don't have enough fame, I will make an AKB media for you this week.
Thank you.
First of all, here is the summary.
AKB48 is a female idol group with a lot of strange people born in 2005.
As I said last time, they look super cute on TV, but sometimes they make terrible faces.
What is that?
I will tell you the reason.
Here it is.
There are more.
Here is another picture.
That's not cool.
How far have you gone?
Also, about 60% of the people are mistaken for AKB48, not AKB48.
The remaining 20% are AKB48.
The remaining 15% are AKB48.
The remaining 5% are AKB48.
I will continue.
AKB48 is popular because of Star Magic.
In its second year of formation, it became a huge hit.
However!
There are too many people.
For the white group of 56 people, the red group of 126 people,
it caused an imbalance of current demand.
It caused the disbandment of the red group.
Also!
AKB48 has more people than other groups.
But...
Kimura Takuya-san has been watching.
I haven't.
That's because...
Why do you have such a big face and thick legs?
There are people who like big and thick legs, right, Takada-san?
I don't like it very much.
She betrayed him.
Yes, she betrayed him.
And the members' heights are completely different.
For Team A, it's 167cm tall Shinoda Mariko-san.
For Takahashi, it's 148cm.
For Jisho, it's 148.5cm.
For Nekohiro-shi, it's the size of a dragon ball.
It's the same size as a little firework.
And for idols, they still have various special skills.
Kojima Haruna's special skill is...
Standing up straight.
You don't know that, do you?
You don't know it yourself, do you?
I don't know it.
You should stand up straight during this show.
You don't know it, do you?
Then I'll show you a proof picture.
Here it is.
Where are you facing?
Huh? It's being recorded.
It's being recorded.
Yes, it's being recorded.
During the show...
During the show, where is your soul going?
I've always been looking at the monitor.
That's why I've been working hard to look this way since this week.
You're not just looking at the monitor, are you?
No, I'm not.
I've always wanted to see you.
You're not answering, are you?
No, I'm not.
Answer me!
Stand up straight!
In this game, we'll be testing our trustworthiness in each other.
The red team will be split into two teams and six representatives will be selected.
Each team will send one sacrifice to a huge slide, and the remaining members will do a super common quiz battle!
The slide will rise one step at a time when you make a mistake.
The team that drops their sacrifice first will win!
The winning team will receive a happy new year badge!
Good luck, everyone!
The red team! Sacrifice!
Takahashi!
Why Takahashi?
He's light and strong.
The blue team! Sacrifice!
Oshima!
Why Oshima?
Well, it's because...
It's because...
How do you say it?
Stamina?
No, not stamina.
Not stomach?
No.
Physical strength?
No, no.
What is it?
Mental strength!
No!
Confidence?
Confidence!
And so, the first sacrifice will be Takahashi Minami and Oshima Yuuko!
It's a mini-mini battle of about 150cm tall!
These two will be the first ones to answer!
Here's the question!
Write down the full name and kanji of the famous governor of Miyazaki prefecture!
Please write it down!
Mommy! You can do it!
As expected, AKB is not stupid!
Now, let's say the answer together!
The answer, open!
Wait a minute...
Kitayama-san...
"Takarazuka" and "Yasushi" - who are they?
It's like "control"
Kenji-chan, here is the correct answer!
"Igashiko" and "Hideone"
Totally different!
How come you don't know?
AKB, as expected!
As expected!
They are so stupid that it's surprising!
That's right!
Now, let's say the answer together!
The answer, open!
Because of their stupidity, both teams have increased by one level!
What is this? 50 points?
No, this is 30 points!
Really?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Takahashi?
Yes, okay!
It seems like you still have plenty of time!
Next is drawing question!
Now, here is the question!
Draw a sphinx!
Now, this question will be compared with Kiyo and Takahashi's drawings and the correct answer will be decided!
Now, have you drawn it?
Yes!
Now, let's see the correct answer!
The answer, open!
That's terrible, Shinoda-san!
Now, Kiyo and Takahashi!
Please show us the correct answer!
This one!
It's a broken version!
Now, Kiyo and Takahashi!
Which one is the correct answer?
This one is perfect!
If you look at it, you can tell it's a sphinx!
Now, with that being said...
Red team, please show us the correct answer!
Takahashi will show us the correct answer one more time, but...
I can do it now!
Next up is "wildlife competition"!
The correct answer is...
Draw four black ones!
It's somewhere around here, right?
It's a small one, right?
By the way, you know how many black ones there are in total, right?
Do you include copper?
All black ones? Japanese black ones?
We include copper and...
43!
It's 43.
Do you think it's 43?
1 and 7...
Huh? What's next?
There's something like that!
Let's listen to their answers!
Kagawa... Fukuoka... Marushu... Nagoya...
What's "Marushu"?
Scary! Scary!
Huh? Kyushu?
It was Kyushu.
Kyushu?!
So there's a Kyushu area in Chikoku?
Kagawa Ehime...
What's this?
Torish...
Torishima?
What's Torishima?
Torishima prefecture!
It's up there!
This is terrible! Look at this!
I didn't think it'd be this hard!
Here are the correct answers!
Coach Ehime and Tokushima Kagawa!
Both teams, please raise your answers!
With their silly answers, both teams have raised their answers!
Takahashi is now at level 3!
It's slippery! Is it going to get slippery again?!
The climax of the up and up quiz!
Takahashi is in a lot of trouble.
Say it out loud.
It's tough. I think I'm going to fall.
Fall?
I'm falling! I'm falling!
Slippery Queen Takahashi Mirami.
It's still wonderful here, slippery!
I'm so sorry about this.
What's wrong?!
Takahashi! Takahashi! Show me your face!
Who is this?!
Who?!
I can't see anyone.
Takahashi-san...
I'm not slippery. Can you hear me?
No, I can't hear you.
I missed you!
The second round continues!
The sacrifice is 16-year-old Itano and the oldest, 24-year-old Ohhorin-neesan!
This will be an unexpected close match!
Junku, are you okay?
Your body is stiff, so...
Just don't get hurt!
Be careful!
First, Watanabe versus Kasai!
Here's the question.
Draw the last Takamori statue in the upper park.
You know the last Takamori statue, right?
You know, the one where you try to wear a military uniform.
Ma'am, when are you going to exercise?
I don't know if your body is stiff,
but I'm talking right now.
Can you listen to me for a second?
Okay!
Now, show us your answers!
What is this?
But, but...
Watanabe!
This is a good one!
Now, show us your answer!
This is too good!
Takamori's special skill is sharpening her sword like this.
But compared to that, it's still red.
But it's still not correct!
So, please show us your answer, Ms. Auros!
Ms. Ohori's sudden answer is...
It's totally easy.
Ah, it's a little scary.
Will she be able to save Ms. Ohori?
Here's the question!
What is this map symbol?
Now...
It's easy, isn't it?
Now, please show us your answer!
"Tanbo", "sankakusu"
Tanokusu
Now, here's the correct answer!
"Tanbo"!
Now, red team, please show us your answer!
She's one step closer!
But it's still not correct!
It's scary, isn't it?
I can't see her expression at all!
How does it hurt? Is it easy for you?
It's okay.
That "kabajo" over there is making me nervous.
It's totally okay.
She doesn't look like a "kabajo" waiting for an order.
How many "kabajos" did you order today?
One.
One?
And now, it's "dotenren" battle again!
Now, here's the question!
"O-den" famous comedian,
"Tarikei"'s gag is...
"Tarikei"!
Now, let's see the answer together!
The answer is...
"Tarikei"!
By the way, can I ask you something?
Let's start with Sato.
"Tarikei"'s "O-den" gag, please show us your answer!
Chichichiya de...
Now, next...
"Kojima"'s "one-shot" gag, please show us!
"O-yama-yuenchi"...
That's cute!
"Tarikei" is a cute person, isn't she?
Now, let's see the answer!
Now, show us your answer!
"Gachoo"!
Did she remember her senior's gag?
Let's have "Kojima" do it for us!
"Kojima", "Tarikei"'s gag is...
"Gachoo"!
No, it's not "Ryoute".
Now, both teams, show us your answer!
Both teams are even more excited!
The "dead heat" has begun!
It's hot!
It's okay, we can do it!
We can do it!
Hurry up!
Let's hurry up! Fourth question!
Here's the question!
"Earthquake", "thunderstorm", "fire", "xx"
What are the words in "xx"?
Please show us your answers!
Do you know it?
Did you know it?
Sayaka-chan!
Okay, did you write it down?
Yes!
Let's look at the answers together!
Open!
"Earthquake", "thunderstorm", "fire", "father"
"Earthquake", "thunderstorm", "fire", "by the way"
This one
Tsunami
"Tsunami", "disaster", "disaster"?
"Tsunami" is not "this one"
That's what you think!
Let's look at the answers!
The answer is...
"Father"!
Please raise your feet!
"It's a big deal! It's finally "third"!
"Can you stand it"?
" operated", "qualified"
But there's something wrong!
There's a problem!
An announcer is an "emcee"
Then what's "emcee" in other words?
Please write your answers!
If you don't write it fast we can't answer it
You didn't write it?
Let's look at the answers together!
Open!
"microphone cast", "message choice"
Choose a word, choose a word
Now, let's see the correct answer. The correct answer is...
"Master of Telephony"!
Now, I'd like to increase the number of people
The number of people has increased one more level!
Does that mean...
Is everyone okay?
Wow!
That's amazing!
That's the highest number of people
Miyu-san, what degree is it now?
60 degrees
60 degrees!
Oohori is probably the first idol who has risen to 60 degrees!
But, what a surprise! Both teams got the correct answer in a row!
As time goes by, Ohori-nee-san's stamina is gradually being scraped off!
And now, for the seventh question!
Now, for the question!
The next Olympics will be in Beijing!
Then, where were the previous Olympics held?
Now, please show us your answers!
Now, you wrote it down, right?
Yes!
Now, please show us your answers!
Open!
Germany!
"Adene"!
Now, let's see the correct answer!
"Adene"!
Now, let's see the correct answer!
Red team, please show us your skill!
This is a battle of guts!
It's a battle of guts!
With a board, they are fighting against an extreme temperature of 60 degrees!
But, it's finally time for the final battle!
Red team, please show us your skill!
With a board, they are fighting against an extreme temperature of 60 degrees!
No! No! No!
At last, the board didn't stand at an angle of 60 degrees and collapsed!
Aoi's team has a big reversal!
But, they seem to have forgotten something...
- Hurry up and put it down! - What?
- Hurry up and put it down! - Yeah, I'll put it down.
- What do you mean by "put it down"? - Hurry up and put it down!
- Yeah, I'll put it down.
- It looks like the machine is broken. - What?
- Wow! - No, not at all!
- You're amazing! - It's painful. It's painful. Come here.
- Wow! - It's amazing!
- What is this? - Huh?
- What is this? - What is this?
- Is that all of it? - It's disgusting...
- Hurry up and... - Hurry up and...
- It's disgusting... - Put it down!
- Javid-san, put it down! - Hurry up and...
Although the machine disgusted him,
the laughing god loved his angry sister!
- End it here! - End it!
- End it!
- Is it alright?!
It's over!
It's impossible!
Amazing!
It's impossible!
It's over!
Amazing!
I did it!
You did it!
Amazing!
It's a shame. It was impossible to get there.
It's really tough!
It's a great battle.
She's strong!
She hasn't lived for 25 years!
But I'm strong!
Blue team won 2-0!
What you say wow!
Tonight, we'll deliver Bingo in a special version.
Please enjoy it with members' off-shot at the theater!
There's no reason for it
The moment you introduced me
I was struck by lightning
Fall in love
You said you were my ideal type
To be drawn here
At a speed I can't remember
When our eyes met
My heart beat fast
Deep in my heart
I shouted without thinking
I'm loving you
Bingo Bingo
I met you
I'm loving you
Bingo Bingo
I was born
"Bingo Bingo" "I met you" "Finally" "Bingo Bingo" "It's my first time since I was born" "I got you" "Bingo Bingo" "I'm glad you waited for me until today" "I'll make fate my ally" "La La We Do"
"Bingo Bingo" "I'm loving you" "La La We Do"
This program is...
I love you!
Thank you! Yes!
Two...
Three!