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A.K.A.B., "0:59"!
Our show is finally back on air, and it started at 0:59!
The show aired earlier, too!
It's 1 o'clock and it's 0 o'clock, and if we go on like this, we'll get caught!
We have a wonderful uncle who supports us!
It's Ms. Karakuri!
Is everyone alive? Is uncle alive, too?
So, what does it mean that we'll be one hour earlier than usual?
It means we'll be on a better show.
No, it doesn't mean we'll be one hour earlier than usual.
It means we'll end an hour earlier than usual.
So, we'll be one hour earlier than usual, and in the end, we'll be on air at 4 o'clock in the morning.
0:59
This show is brought to you by these sponsors!
And with that, our new show has begun!
Takada-san, what do you think of these guys?
Yeah, I think we should call them "big guys".
Yeah, they look like big guys, but they don't have enough fame yet!
You know what I mean, right?
So, in order for you guys to be recognized by the world, I've prepared something good for you!
Oh, that's great!
Here it is!
It's AKB48's "Hyakka Chite! Ekesekia!"
First of all, let's take a look at what we have here.
First of all, AKB48 is a group of women who were born in 2005 and have a large number of members.
We've got a lot of guns, too.
That's right!
So, let's show you what we've got!
First of all, AKIMOTO!
You're not gonna say anything like "exotic" or "cute" in front of your fans, are you?!
No, we won't!
You won't?!
No, we won't!
But you've got something really cool!
Isn't it this?!
Here you go!
Isn't it this?!
But you know, I...
I heard you worked really hard for this.
What do you mean "worked hard"?
I heard you were happy about it.
You say "worked hard", but you sound like a youkai warrior!
What's so exotic about you?!
And I also like you, Sato!
Your true self!
Can I say something?
I've completely lost my fans because of you!
There's more! Let's look at this!
Also, about 60% of the people don't think they're AKB48, but AKIBA48.
And the remaining 30% think they're SHINODA MARIKO with AKB48.
What's with that "30%"? That's what I thought!
What?!
Then you've become SATAPEDIA!
No, I'm not SATAPEDIA! I'm AKB48!
Don't say things like that!
Also, the number "48" is misunderstood as having 48 people,
but in reality, the official members are only 45 people,
and they're using the trendy "automatic" method!
The average age of the members of tkb48 is 17.2 years old, and at first glance it looks like they're fresh.
I won't say their names, but...
Nonokayo and Ohori Megumi are 25 years old this year!
Surprisingly, they're the same age as Kotohoshu!
This is it!
Kotohoshu!
This is your motivation!
You're not ashamed of it, you're proud of it!
The members have their own unique skills that aren't idol-like!
Takahashi Minami's skill is...
not slipping!
But Takahashi Minami...
The other day, he said "there's something really interesting" and lifted up his heart and told a really interesting story.
That's 200% slipping!
Isn't it 100%?
That's 200% slipping! You're terrible!
This is sudden, but Takahashi Minami's "not slipping" story is amazing in a way!
It's really interesting!
You should've said it from the beginning!
I'm confident about it.
Let's hear it.
I found a cat in front of the convenience store.
A cat in front of the convenience store?
Yes, a stray cat.
I thought it was cute, so I bought it a cat can and gave it to the cat.
That's a good thing, isn't it?
I couldn't eat it anymore, so I thought of going home.
I thought it was cute and turned around as I went home.
Then, an old woman with a dog came from far away and made the cat eat it!
She made the dog eat the cat can.
It's funny, isn't it?
It's a cat!
Where?!
The cat face I bought for the cat...
The dog ate it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm just in a bad mood today.
No, I've never seen you in a bad mood.
Otosucha!
No!
Please answer!
Up Up Kizzoo!
Next up, we'd like to see how close you guys are to each other in a game!
Now, let's get started with the Japanese-style Dekopoko Combination!
Yes!
From now on, the red team and the blue team will be divided into six teams and compete in a super common quiz!
But it's not just a quiz!
One of you will be sacrificed and stand by that huge slide over there!
If you're wrong, you'll be sacrificed!
As you can see, you'll be sacrificed one step at a time!
That's great!
Haven't I been in this position a lot lately?
It's not like that!
I fell and ended up like this!
The team that defeated the opponent first wins!
Teamwork is the key to victory!
Everyone, do your best!
By the way, the winning team will receive this money badge!
By the way, the current top is Kojima and Minervy's seven!
We already got seven!
Three more dreams will come true, so do your best!
Red team, who will you sacrifice?
Who?
Me!
Blue team, who will you sacrifice?
Me!
Me! Me! Me! Me!
Me!
It's different!
By the way, the one who will raise the S.B.L.D. is...
...the art director of this show, Terumik!
You have something on your helmet!
Huh?
It says "maeda"!
By the way, who is Terumik's favorite character?
It's "maeda"!
"Maeda"!
I'm glad you like "maeda"!
Nice to meet you!
Terumik, please don't be shy!
Now, the first person to answer is these two!
Here's the question!
Write AKB's producer, Akimoto Yasushi-san in kanji!
Please write your answer!
You can't write this, right?
Because you're producers!
Let's see your answers!
Open!
Akimoto Yasushi
The kanji is different, but let's see the answer!
The answer is...
...this!
The answer is...
...the blue team!
Please show us your answer!
It's getting faster and faster.
Who will win?
Oh, it's going faster than I thought.
Hurry up! Next one!
Not yet! Not yet!
Hurry up! Next one!
Wait for me!
And at that moment...
Kobayashi, who appeared for the first time in the show, fell down.
Hurry up!
Come on!
Hurry up!
So, in the first round...
Blue team wins!
Look at Kouta's relaxed expression.
So, who will be the next victim?
Maeda Atsuko, who is being pushed by Bijutsu-san.
Oh!
Are you okay? Can you stand it?
I'll do my best!
Alright!
Who is it?
Who is the victim of blue team?
Who is it?
I don't like it!
I'll do it!
No, I mean...
You said you didn't like it in the beginning, so...
In the cold air, the first question!
The question is...
What is NHK in abbreviation?
Now, please write down the answer together!
Is it white from red?
That's right!
Now, let's look at the answer together!
Open!
Um...
Natural Broadcasting System...
Well, well, well...
It can't be wrong!
National Honey Farm... What does it mean?
Let's look at the correct answer!
The correct answer is...
Japan Broadcasting Association!
That's why...
Next question, please!
Next, 17 years old!
Here's the question!
Draw a free goddess!
This time, Kiyoto Gahaku will draw the correct picture.
We'll compare it with Kiyoto Gahaku's picture and decide whether it's correct or not.
Kiyoto Gahaku, can you draw it for us?
Yes.
Here it is!
What is this?
Wait, what is this?
Kiyoto Gahaku's picture is...
Correct!
Kiyoto Gahaku will draw the correct picture.
Kiyoto Gahaku, can you draw it for us?
Items-wise, it's correct, but...
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
Looking at this picture, I want to be a kindergarten teacher, so...
Looking at the picture...
Blue wins!
And so...
Blue team!
Please raise the order table!
There's already a lot of food in front of you!
Blue!
We can do it!
Run!
Next up is the natural competition!
Here's the question!
Sushi's "tekkamaki" is tuna.
Then, "kappamaki" is...
What is it wrapped in?
Please answer!
What is "tekkamaki" wrapped in?
What is it wrapped in?
Now, let's open up the answers!
Cucumber, cucumber, vegetables.
Let's see the correct answer!
The correct answer is...
Cucumber!
So, the red team is correct, but...
This "cucumber, vegetable" thing...
Cucumber!
It doesn't say "u" so I don't like it.
It doesn't say "vegetable" so I don't like it.
Time's up!
Satano Ichabon has the blue team wrong!
Why does it say "vegetable" in front of you?!
Me! Me!
Are you two still okay?
Here, both teams are correct!
But, the limit is getting closer for the two victims!
And now, the sixth question!
Here's the question!
Write "asashoryu" in kanji!
Here you go! Write it!
You can write this, right? You can write this, right?!
Asashoryu...
Oh no! I wrote "asashoryu" but...
Eh?! But you're a fan, you want to see it, right?
I want to see it!
You want to see "asashoryu" in front of you?
In front of you, salute!
Ah, I've been saluting!
No, no, you don't want to see it! You don't want to see it!
You don't want to see it!
Open!
Asashoryu
Um... Excuse me!
What does this mean?
Asashoryu
What does this kanji mean?
What is this unpleasant feeling?
Asashoryu
Eh, close!
Here's the answer!
Asashoryu
And with that...
Both teams, open your hands!
You got it!
It's okay!
Your left foot is numb.
No! You don't have to be numb!
Who said you don't have to be numb?
Hey, that's mean!
You don't have to be numb? That's mean!
Both teams got the 7th question right!
However...
Getting the right answer is hard!
They've been on the slide for 15 minutes!
Their stamina is at its limit!
And finally...
It's time for them to settle things!
The two who ride the slide finally reach their limits!
Here's the question!
In the old story "Momotaro", the male animal Momotaro was riding...
...fell!
Oh my, Maeda fell in the middle of the question!
His face is completely covered in powder!
Maeda! Maeda!
Maeda!
The camera's over here!
Good morning!
Oh my god!
It's Rinki!
This is...
...the person I play in the drama!
Now, the next person to settle things is this person!
Miyazawa and Miyumichi!
Write "narita" and "bryan"
If you don't know what it is, please write what you think it is!
Here you go!
Bear!
Write it!
Open!
What is "narita" and "bryan"?
"Narita" is an animal and "bryan" is its name?
Naritaka's "bryan" is its name!
Naritaka's "bryan" is an animal!
What is this?
Airplane!
Airplane?!
What is "narita" "bryan" and "airplane"?
"Narita" is its name!
"Narita"!
I see!
The correct answer is this!
The correct answer is horse!
If you write "horse" it's "onsen"
Now, both teams, if you don't know the answer, please raise it to 50 degrees!
Open!
The third match is three levels up!
The angle is...
50 degrees!
50?!
50 degrees all of a sudden?!
I think it's better to pull it out.
It's better to pull it out!
Listen to me!
Miyazawa, who was looking sweetly, has a big problem!
It's cold!
Miyazawa!
That's no good!
Miyazawa!
That pose is not good!
What's going to happen to Miyazawa?!
You're an idol!
That pose is not good!
Miyazawa!
That pose is not good!
Miyazawa!
You're an idol!
Miyazawa, who tried to regain his posture, remained in a sexy pose!
Miyazawa...
Here, the situation that Miyazawa didn't expect...
Please return it!
Miyazawa, are you okay?
Miyazawa's skating board moved and Miyazawa also fell down!
As a result...
Miyazawa looks like he lost.
His face is like that.
One against two, and the red team wins!
Amazing!
And with that...
The red team gets a spin badge!
And next up is...
One, two, three, four!
Wow wow wow
There's no reason for it
The moment you introduced me
I was struck by lightning
Fall in love
I couldn't remember
The ideal type
Or where I was drawn to
At a speed I can't remember
Our eyes met
And my heart pounded
Deep in my heart
I screamed without thinking
I'm loving you
Bingo bingo
I met you
Bingo bingo
For the first time in my life
Bingo bingo
Bingo bingo, I met you
(Finally)
Bingo bingo, for the first time in my life
(I got a chance)
Bingo bingo, I haven't made up my mind yet
I'm glad you were waiting for me
I'll make fate my ally, la la we do
Bingo bingo, in the middle of nowhere
I knew it, but you...
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