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A shark is a stick, a tray, a space, Kuro-chan and Kuro-chan, second place!
It's started!
Are you okay?
I shouted too loud and I got choked up.
It's December and there's only one month left this year!
Are you feeling like Christmas? How are you feeling?
But please enjoy "Friday is Friday Morning" today!
It's a three and a half hour special!
Since I didn't introduce myself, I'll do it.
The MC, members of Yafta Dai Circus, Kuro-chan from "Space Ship in the Sky", captain who watches over, student council president, Kuro-chan band, and Richi.
Today's commercial started with all of you.
What is it?
Please watch it! I'm Kuro-chan!
Wow, wow, wow! Thank you!
It's only been three hours and I'm already tired.
And next to me today is this cute girl!
Hello! Today I'm wearing blue and sweets from producer Matsuura!
Wow, you're so cute!
And since it's only been three and a half hour, I'm drinking cafe latte so I don't get sleepy.
You're not getting sleepy! You're not a kid!
Today I'm wearing thick braids and I'm Tanaka Rena!
You're so cute!
You're like Yafta Dai Circus! You're so cute!
Rena, but...
Yes?
Don't you think?
Think of what?
When Matsuura-p came to meet us today, she was late.
She was going to Kuro-chan's place and when she came back, she was a little late.
Yes.
You were surprised, weren't you?
Yes.
It was so dark that I didn't know where she was.
No, no, no!
I thought it was a shadow.
No, really!
Yes.
It's too dark in Hawaii!
No, really!
I want you to come out here!
No, no!
People say you have white eyes.
Yes, my eyes are white.
I think it would be amazing if you stood in line.
No, it's amazing!
This way of grilling is extraordinary!
It means you enjoyed it, right?
I think so!
I wonder if it's been a week since I last came here.
Um...
Eight, eight...
Eight hundred and ten?
That's a long time!
And you're alone, right?
I'm alone.
It's private.
And you have your own way of grilling.
I heard you did pretty well today.
We don't have much time for meetings.
So we talked about grilling for about five minutes.
You're reducing sun oil by 20%.
It has nothing to do with the show.
Is that called SPF?
Yes, yes.
The grilling method.
It's fine!
We don't have much time!
It's true!
And Reina, about today's drink...
Can I say something?
Yes!
I asked for syrup, too.
Since we're kids.
We don't have syrup...
Oh, is it bitter?
Is it bitter?
Do your best!
It's sweet.
She said it!
That's great!
Now, Sanjika-han will do her best!
Here's the usual coach and teacher.
Go ahead!
I'm the bot boy editor.
Today we have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
Nine books!
Wait, wait, wait!
There were seven books for your birthday.
What about the nine books?
Isn't it because it's December?
It has nothing to do with December!
Is it New Year's Day?
What?
It's New Year's Day.
This water is a little sweet, so let's put it in.
What do you mean by "sweet"?
No, it's fine!
It was sweet, it's fine!
It's not sweet...
It's commercially available water, isn't it?
It's not commercially available water, it's Abema water.
What do you mean by "sweet"?
It's a little sweet.
No, it's not like that!
I'm begging you!
Don't block the road or get out of the car!
Okay, I'll do my best.
I don't know about this person!
I'll do my best.
By the way, Kurosawa-san...
I ate something!
I happened to see you yesterday.
Where?
There.
There?
I was in Roppongi at work and I was walking home and I saw you wearing something weird.
Did you think I was there?
Huh?
Kurosawa-san walking over there, did you think I was there?
No, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't!
I thought you and my manager-san were digging something similar.
I didn't think you'd be there.
I didn't think you'd be there. I was surprised.
It's too much of a work relationship, it's too much of a work relationship, it's unfair!
Yesterday, I did a live broadcast of a midnight store show.
The staff told me that since I'm a doppelgänger, Kurosawa-san will disappear.
No, no, it's not like that!
If there were three of you...
No, it's not like that!
I'm begging you, really!
Okay, okay, I'll do my best!
And what you see on the upper screen is my space studio's crew!
How are you doing there, gravure idol Akane-chan?
Yes, I'm abema announcer Takiyama Akane!
In today's script...
"Taki...zawa" is what it says...
Oh my!
I was wondering if you'd like me to...
What's wrong?
...start with a really bad feeling.
No, I don't like it!
It's the worst! It's been three and a half hours and I feel bad for her!
It's been a long day and I wanted to do my best, but...
So you're saying you don't like Akane-chan, who's number one in the world, being number two in the world?
No, it's not like I like her or hate her.
I don't have any feelings for her.
No, no, no!
I respect her, I respect her!
I respect her, but...
Scary!
I got the name wrong right away, so...
I'm sad that I don't remember it yet...
I'll try to get it together and do my best for the next three hours!
Thank you!
And today's crew is...
These four people!
Nice to meet you!
Oh, it's four people this time!
Four people!
That's rare!
What's this?
There's more people than usual today.
And this show is brought to you by...
It's a show where you can watch the growth of 12 new members of ABAMA Boat Race Girls, also known as "crew- chan"!
This month, four members will appear one at a time and battle in boat predictions and games!
Six people who have earned the most points in the first four months of school can appear on the special edition on December 29th!
And today, your total points will be determined, so it's an important day!
Please do your best!
Yes!
Now, everyone, please introduce yourselves!
Marumaru, Nenemaru Pata...
Ah, that's not it!
I'm Nenemaru, and I have a ponytail...
And there's a second photo week food event this Sunday...
That's amazing!
I'm Nenemaru, and I also went to Hawaii the other day!
Wow!
You went to Hawaii?!
Why?
For a vacation?
For a magazine...
For a magazine job...
Magazine...
I went there for a photoshoot...
That's an important magazine!
Is it "Weekly Post"?
Yes, that's right!
I'm selling it right now!
That's amazing!
You've never been to Hawaii for a magazine job, right?
Only for a photoshoot...
No, but really, Nenemaru, you really sold well on this show!
Thanks to this show?!
Wow!
It's all thanks to you! Thank you very much!
No, no!
Even Nenemaru who can say that is going crazy!
You're so cool!
Yes!
Cat ears and...
Cat whiskers and...
Cat ears and...
Ah, I forgot about the tail!
Meow!
Miyahara Koko and...
Harpisu Nyanko and...
Meowon!
Thank you!
Hey!
Isn't she good?!
She's good!
She's amazing!
Her voice is cute!
It's a unique picture, isn't it?
Yeah!
It's like a dirty cat!
No, no, it's just a cat ear!
Yes!
Good evening, everyone!
I'm Sara of Sara Cotto Jira!
Recently, I've been into light blue...
This is from a drama called "Berry Dance" and the staff wrote it for me.
I'll do my best today!
Eh, you can do "Berry Dance"?
I can do "Berry Dance"!
But you haven't done it on this show yet, so do it somewhere!
Yes, I want to do it! I'll do it!
Thank you!
I'll make sure she does it!
Oh!
Yes! I'm Aopon, Natsu's exclusive model!
And, and! I was doing "Rising Girl" and...
And Natsu-san, isn't my drawing a little mean?
And I was told it's a plastic surgery "before/after"
It's true, it's true!
Aopon didn't draw that picture, did she?
No, no, Natsu-san is too bad at it!
No, no, no!
That's not how you draw it!
I see! Natsu-san drew it!
I'll do my best!
Do your best!
Now, let's look at the cumulative points up to last week!
Here they are!
1st place is "Shizushizu" and 2nd place is "Yumeyumey"
And 3rd place is "Enemal"!
And "harpiesnyan" is currently 5th!
"sarah" is 8th and "aopon" is 10th!
Everyone, let's aim for 6th place and do our best!
Yes!
And for "tanuka"-san, as a senior, please show "abema" "boat race girls" some examples!
From boat predictions to how you stand in the program, please show us some examples!
Also, if "comment"-dono has reached 1,000 votes,
"acapella" "reina" and "live singing" "hiroo" too, please show us some examples!
The number of songs you sing will increase from 1,000 to 500,
so please tell us in the comments which songs you want "reina" to sing!
"reina" is really full of energy!
Also, as usual, after the show ends at 9pm,
we will continue the "adult boat race" program "kuro- chan and kuruta's midnight space" for 3 and a half hours!
Yes!
And now...
"SNS like competition"!
Today's "SNS like competition" is a segment where we will compete for your "likes"!
For "kuru-chan", you will pick up a photo with "boat" as the theme!
Please post that photo on either "x" or "instagram" with the hashtag "kurokuru" and the program's url!
At the end of the show, we will give "kuru-chan" who got the most "likes" 3,000 points!
But first, please choose a photo that you think will get a lot of "likes"!
Okay, let's start with "nenemaru"!
Here it is!
Ta-dah!
Oh, what's this?
Please pay attention to the colors of the vending machines!
Blue, yellow, black...
And "nenemaru"'s clothes are white, green and red!
Wow!
Very nice!
How about you, Ruffsmilk? Are you enjoying Harpies?
Yes, this is my dream of being a middle school student!
Hm?
Ta-dah!
I wanted to be a "gondoliere"!
What is it?
Gondoliere!
Um...
Italy's...
What's that?
Italy's...
What are you doing?
An Italian sailor? A gondoliere?
But I could only be a man, so I gave up right away.
But I wanted to be one.
You're lying! You're lying!
- You wanted to be one, but you're lying! - I'm serious!
I'm serious! I'm serious! I'm serious!
I'm glad I could be one!
No, you can't be one!
You know you're a woman, right?
- Okay, Sara-chan, let's go! - Okay!
- I am... ta-dah! - What is it?
- I'm the one who's being blown by the wind. - You are?
During the race, I was conscious of the wind I was being blown by.
- It wasn't by chance, right? - It was a terrible fear!
You said you were good at turning, but how was it, Sara-chan?
Hmm...
If only the background was water...
- Ah! - Ah!
Like an autumn leaf?
Yes, I can see light blue.
- It's a swimsuit! - It doesn't matter!
Let's make up for it somehow!
- Okay, let's move on! - Yes!
Yes, a boat needs water!
Since we're talking about water,
I was in Oita until yesterday,
- and I took a picture of my swimsuit at the hot spring! - Oh no!
- Why? - Wait! Wait! It's not bad at all!
- Not at all! - What is this?
- Swimsuit? - Swimsuit! Swimsuit!
- It's new! New! - Wait a minute! New!
It's new! New! New!
It's the best one I've done so far!
- Well... - Personally...
It's not the best one you've done, but it's the toughest one you've done!
- It's tough! - No way!
- Reina-san, what do you think of this? - No, it's a downer.
- A downer?! - Ah!
Why? Why? Why?
Okay, we have a lot of things to say,
- but please post them on Instagram or Twitter! - Yes!
Also, don't forget the URL of this broadcast!
- Okay, please! - Okay!
- I'll post it! - I wonder who it'll go to!
- Okay, which one did you post, Ninomaru? - I posted it on "x"!
- Okay! - Please post it!
- Okay, did you post it on "harpisnya"? - Yes!
- I also posted it on "x"! - Yes!
- Please post it! - "x", right?
- Okay, Sora-chan! - Yes! I also posted it on "x"!
- Okay, you posted it on "x"!
- Okay, Ankon! - Yes! I posted it on "star"!
- I posted it on "star"! - Yes, on Instagram!
Okay, viewers, please like this video!
At the end of the show, we'll announce who gets the most "likes" on their photos,
- so please look forward to it! - Yes!
- Now, we'll tell you about the basics of boat racing! - Yes!
Okay, I have a question for you all!
When you predict a boat race, what is the most important thing?
- What is it? - Yes!
- Okay, then, will you go first, Sora-chan? - Yes!
Sushi! Sushi! Delicious sushi!
Yes, I'd like to eat it, but...
- It's a sushi that you eat delicious food and predict it! - It's a sushi that you eat delicious food and predict it!
- It's said like that! - Oh!
- How was it? - Then, Sora-chan, let's go eat sushi next time!
- No, it's not like that! - No!
- It's like papakatsu, but it's not good! - Papakatsu!
- It's not cheating! - It's not cheating!
- Peke, Peke, it's no good! - Will you go with "minimal"?
Okay, then, yakiniku!
- Oh, that's good! - Yes!
- Yakiniku! Yakiniku! - I like sushi more!
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- It's not good! - It's not good!
- You need it on the boat, right? - Yes!
- Then, Anpon! - Yes!
Yes, I like squid, so squid is good!
- Squid! - Squid!
- It's cheap and delicious! - How is it?
No, no, it's near Karatsu, near Karatsu Boat, you can eat really delicious squid!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Let's go eat it together, Anpon! - No, let's not go eat it together!
- I'm talking about whether you need it on the boat or not! - No!
- It's different, it's no good! - Finally, Halepesu-nyan!
Yes! Then, let's eat healthy smoothies together!
It's me in the morning! It's me in the morning!
- It's me in the morning! - Print it well!
Color copy, it's quite expensive, but thank you!
- Yes, the correct answer is this! - Give me the answer!
Yes, it's the departure chart!
Yes, six racers will depart for the race, lined up in the order of the board from above!
Each racer's information, right?
Their results, their motors' results...
Also, weight is important, so please check their weight as well!
- Yes! - And the right half is the combined results,
and it's the results of the series, so you can see their recent performance,
- Yes! - so please make sure you get it!
- Yes! - Yes, thank you!
So, today's theme is this!
Let's learn more about the departure chart!
- Yay! - Yay!
With the departure chart in your hands, you can enjoy more programs and predictions,
so please check out the official website of Boat Race!
Yes, and after getting the departure chart,
Boat Race has a very strong first course!
The probability of getting first course is more than 50%!
That means you win first course more than twice!
Also, 99% of you will get first course,
so please remember that first course is a very strong competition!
- Yes! - Yes, thank you!
So, today's race that you will be predicting is...
This one!
Esminoye will have one race, and Omura will have two races, so it's a total of three races!
Each crew member will receive 10,000 Abema Points each time!
You will be betting on how many first courses you will get for each of the first, second, and third races!
In all of the three races, you will use up all of your 10,000 Abema Points,
and you will be betting on how many first courses you will get for each of the first, second, and third races!
In the end, you will get more Abema Points for each race!
Each crew member will receive Abema Points for each race in total,
and there will be a total of four months of Abema Points for each race,
and the top six crew members will win!
However, if you don't predict correctly, you will receive a penalty game from the penalty game box!
By the way, if you don't predict correctly, you will also receive a penalty game,
so the three of you in the studio should only pay attention to it once!
Yes, I understand!
But Akane-chan, last week Kuro-chan barely left Manchuria!
Yeah, I barely made it!
Yes, when you leave Manchuria, make sure you listen to Kuro-chan's box!
Yes, I have three and a half hours today, so...
No, security guard!
I didn't notice!
Scary!
I didn't notice at all!
It's high!
It's high and I can't notice it!
It's a little high today, so please aim high and do your best!
No, I didn't say anything good!
By the way, last week...
I don't know because I haven't seen it, but...
Akane-chan did a great job and "Christmas Dutch" was amazing!
What's that?
No, no, I want to see it!
I didn't feel that good, but...
No, it was really good!
Kuro-chan, you haven't seen it, have you?
I haven't seen it!
I'm sorry! Not everyone has seen it, but it's a highlight of last week!
Can you show it to us?
Yay!
No, it's not that interesting...
I'm looking forward to it...
I'll let you know about it later!
I'll do my best!
Was it "Dutch"?
"Dutch"!
Oh, "Dutch"!
Do you want me to show you?
Yes!
I'll show you!
Ring, ring, ring...
"Dutch"'s...
It's out!
I didn't know it was so popular!
It was really popular!
It's cute! It's cute!
I told you about it, but...
You changed it on the spot and everyone was surprised!
On the spot?
I'm sure I chose those clothes today because I'm full of motivation!
That's true!
Everyone, please don't!
And...
I think I know what shape my chest line is now!
That's good!
And now...
I'm riding "Dutch" and you're trying to do "Dutch"!
That's right!
Then...
It's embarrassing...
Let's go with this momentum!
Then...
"Osaka Suminoe" 10th race!
The racers are these six racers!
Let's do our best and race!
Yes!
Then, teacher! To know more about today's race, please explain the points!
Yes! Here it is!
Let's know more about the motor!
Ring, ring, ring...
"Dutch"'s...
It's so cute!
Let's know more about the motor!
Ring, ring, ring...
"Dutch"'s...
It's so cute!
Let's know more about the motor!
Ring, ring, ring...
"Chris"... Huh? What was it again?
I don't know!
You can't?!
Let's know more about the motor!
Ring, ring, ring...
"Dutch"'s...
Oh, that's good!
You did your best!
You did it!
But you have to show your true self!
I did it earlier!
Ring, ring, ring...
"Dutch"'s...
You're good!
I'm not good at it!
It's so small! I want to hold it!
That's a new expression!
So, teacher! Please tell us more about it!
"Ring, ring, ring... Dutch"'s, right?
Do you want me to explain it?
Oh, sorry!
So, about the motor...
There's a column called "motor" in the performance table.
Here you can see the number and performance of the motor.
A motor is basically...
Whether it has good performance or not...
In any case, they're all different.
And the measurement is this second number from the top.
This is the probability of a two-in-one ratio.
It's the probability of a two-in-one ratio.
And this is...
The measurement is 40%.
If you exceed this...
You can judge whether it's in good shape or not.
Or you can say it's 50% or more.
And in the case of this column...
At the top of the two-in-one ratio...
You can put an orange plate on it and call it an "orange motor".
And the reason why it's so effective is...
It passes through each of the racers by lottery.
And each of the racers will adjust it themselves.
You can change the shape of the propeller...
You can exchange parts...
So, there's a difference in performance.
It's all sorted by lottery.
And depending on how you adjust it...
The shape may change.
So, please take a look at that, too!
Yes!
Yes, thank you very much!
So, everyone...
Please write your predictions in the three-in-one ratio.
The three of you in the studio...
Please guess your predictions as a senior.
And viewers...
Please give us your prediction advice.
We'll be waiting for your comments!
And every time...
Crew-chan gets a one-time prediction chance.
At the final race...
Crew-chan gets a lot of points.
Crew-chan will choose her favorite position...
And Crew-chan will get 3,000 points for choosing the highest-ranked racer.
And not only the final result...
You'll have an advantage if you guess it in the beginning.
So, do your best!
Yes!
So, earlier...
You told us that the inline is strong.
Mr. Kurosuda...
How do you like this race?
I think it's strong!
This is the semi-final of the semi-final.
You can advance to the final race tomorrow...
Until you reach the second place.
So, you want to advance to the final race before you reach the third place, right?
But in the semi-final race...
The inline is stronger than other races, right?
Yes.
And Mr. Yoshikawa has a good motor.
His numbers are good.
And he has a good body.
So, this is also Mr. Yoshikawa's basic skill.
But, Mr. Takeda...
This concept is very good.
So, Mr. Takeda will make a comeback in the race...
And he'll advance to the third place with a score of 1,221.
That's what I think.
Interesting.
Yes, thank you!
Viewers can also participate in the prediction.
If you search "teleboat application" on the Internet...
You can register for a bank account and purchase a ferry ticket.
You can register for a member of a teleboat.
You can vote easily from your smartphone or computer.
Please register and enjoy predicting with us!
Let's check the odds!
Here are the top 10 odds for the third consecutive year!
Oh! 1,240,000 yen!
5,100,000 yen!
It's a little cheap, isn't it?
1,230,000...
1,240,000...
2 consecutive years...
But, there are also 3 consecutive years with 6 consecutive years.
So, 3 consecutive years may be good.
Now, it's time for you, Ms. Halps!
Yes!
Me, too!
After 1,240,000 came...
I hope 4,600,000 and 6 consecutive years will continue.
So, I'll go with 1,230,000 and 4,600,000 starting with 1,240,000.
I'll do my best!
You're going for the mixed votes, aren't you?
It looks like you're going for the mixed votes.
Yes!
Well, then...
Are you going with Sara-chan? Are you going with Nene-mane?
Let's go with Sara-chan.
I also bought one, two, three, two, one, three with Kurosuda-san.
I'm in eighth place right now.
If I don't get points today, I won't be able to participate on the 29th.
Please be aware of me, Kurosuda-san.
Be aware of you?
Yes, be aware of me.
Isn't that important?
If I don't get points today, Kurosuda-san is out of luck.
No, no, you're in third place now.
I'm letting you win back.
Then, Tanaka-san, please.
Yes.
This is it.
One equals two, three, four, six.
One, two, three, four.
Interesting.
I wonder if it's one, two, three.
I feel like four and six might be included.
I'm doing it like this.
I'm putting in six as well.
It's interesting that you're in second place.
Thank you.
No, no.
Don't let your heart be here.
Shall we go with Anton?
Yes.
I'm doing it like this.
Two, one, three, four, one, two, three, four.
I'm going to do it like this.
I have to put in a lot of points or I won't be able to participate.
I'll do my best.
I'm going to squeeze in one point today.
Without turning it over.
That's nice.
Until the very end.
Shall we go with Nenemaru?
Go ahead.
Are you ready?
Ta-dah!
One, two, three boxes are three hundred and one four thousand.
I want to win.
I want to be in first place.
I'm aiming for first place.
You're strong.
Nenemaru is strong.
But Kuro-chan...
I'm using LINE.
It's not LINE!
It's a woman.
It's not a woman.
It's the worst.
It's not the worst!
Isn't it?
It says "Let's go on a date after midnight."
Isn't it?
It's pretty late if it's over.
I'm making you wait there.
You're making me wait?
No, no, no, no.
You're being sarcastic.
Isn't it?
Hurry up.
I just connected you two.
As expected of you.
You're really helpful.
The comments are already 900.
They'll be up soon.
Yay!
Can I show it?
Yes, please.
There are a lot of comments saying it looks fake.
No, it's not.
There were comments saying it's real.
Really?
There are comments saying it's fake.
No, it's not.
It's fake.
It's really fake.
I can't show it to a fake person.
It's only one minute away.
Akane, if you're the real Akane,
can you do the "breast ballet" that you did last time?
That's tough.
Wait a minute.
Why am I the only one doing this?
That's true.
If it's fake, we can't show it.
We don't have much time, so please.
If we don't have time, we don't have to do it.
I'll do it.
Here I go.
I'm not Takizawa, I'm Takiyama!
There it is!
It's real!
I'm relieved!
It's always real.
Akane, on December 16th and 17th,
we'll have a giveaway event!
Thank you!
I'll do my best!
I'm looking forward to it!
Thank you!
Here it is!
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 4.
And 4, 1, 2, 4, 2, 1.
That's 10 points.
2, 3, 2, 3, 2.
2, 3, 4 or 2, 3, 1.
Manchuria and Manchuria.
4, 2, 1?
4, 2, 1 is barely enough.
Akane will be there.
It was so close last time.
I'll definitely win Manchuria and give Akane a black box.
And I'll show her my butt!
I'll show my butt to someone like that.
That's right!
If Manchuria wins.
And I'd like a Christmas "M" too.
What's that?
"M" right? "M" too.
I'll do it if it wins.
You've changed since you did your gravure part.
I can do anything.
It's not about you.
It is!
It's a dark business.
It's not.
It's a job I just got.
Really?
Really.
It's not a dark business.
Don't make weird rumors.
I'm doing my job right.
I got it!
Let's get this right!
I want to win.
Even in the comments, there are comments like "Aopon and Sarah have to squeeze and buy it thick or you can't win."
There are comments like that.
I see.
That's bad.
Squeeze and buy it thick or aim for a hole.
That's right.
You should definitely do that.
Surprisingly, there are proper comments.
Thank you!
You're on our side.
That's good.
I also saw comments like "412421" so I included it.
I see.
Surprisingly, everyone's comments are helpful.
Thank you, everyone.
But Croissant-san, it's easy to know what's going to happen if you do this for a few days towards the end of the year, right?
That's right. Especially in the semi-finals, there are 18 people in the 10th place, and everyone is in good shape in the semi-finals.
Still, we have an advantage, but on the contrary, it doesn't matter who comes in third place.
Oh, I see.
Gravure?
Yeah, like in "Boat Boy."
Ah, Kanno-chan, right?
Yes.
Ah, that's right.
I forgot about it.
We need to start planning soon.
That's right, because Akane-chan and I have already done all of the gravure.
Oh, you're still talking about "Boat Boy," right?
Yes.
It's nice, isn't it?
Akane-chan, isn't it?
The gravure has started and it's getting cleaner again, hasn't it?
Yes, yes. The more people see it, the cleaner it gets.
Oh, is that so?
I think so.
So let's all bring it out.
Bring it out? No, no, no.
What did you say earlier?
Earlier you said something like "I want to do it," and it's really annoying.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
I'm getting old.
No, really.
Please get this right. I really want you to be in the top five.
One second.
You're in the top five.
What, I'm in the top five?
Where am I?
I wonder if I'm in the top ten.
I'm not in the top ten.
Ah, oh no, oh no.
I'm in the top four.
We're in the top four.
It's raining again.
What number is it now?
One, two?
One, two, four?
Oh, it's three.
One, two, four?
It's three now.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Oh no.
Does that mean we're in the top four?
That face...
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
I think we're in the top four.
Oh, we're in the top four.
What?
Top four?
We're in the top four!
Top four!
We're not even in the first place.
It's dangerous!
Dangerous!
Oh...
She went outside.
Let me through!
Here it is!
Out of the gap!
There is a gap!
A gap in the array!
Isn't it a gap in the array?
I have to do it.
This is a hard one.
This is not good.
Wait a minute.
I was doing this normally earlier.
This is first and second place.
Fourth place. Eighth place. Second place. Fifth place. Sixth place.
It was either a mistake or two mistakes.
I see, I see.
It wasn't Nagaoka-san who missed it, was it?
That's right.
Wow.
The result is 1, 4, 3.
Who is it?
Nememaru.
That's right. Nememaru.
That's right.
Nememaru.
He did it.
He's good!
It feels good!
It changed in the middle.
The studio is...
Nina's studio is...
Please give me a lot of questions.
Here's the answer.
Ichiyo Sametta got 370 yen.
Ichiyo Sametta got 1,320 yen.
It was unexpectedly popular.
Here's the result of the race.
It's increasing!
It's increasing! Congratulations!
He's good!
Now it's your punishment game time.
Please pick up one from the penalty game box.
Please pick up the worst one.
It's a sexy pose!
Now, Nina...
Please show us your sexy pose.
I'm ready.
She said she's ready.
What should I do?
Nina, show us your sexy pose.
Should I go this way?
Yes.
What should I do?
Is it okay?
Am I sexy?
You're not sexy.
Please show us your sexy pose.
Go ahead.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was too excited and grabbed my phone.
It doesn't matter, does it?
Do you want to see my gaps?
Gaps!
Do you want to see my gaps?
Aren't I cute?
Yes, you are!
Gaps!
You are so sexy!
Was I sexy?
Yes, you were sexy.
Thank you very much.
I hope you will do your best with your sexiness.
Now, meow!
Meow!
Harpis, meow!
Akane is closer than I thought.
You are right.
You are even closer.
Now, Harpis, meow!
Please show us your sexy pose.
Go ahead!
Do you want to see my gaps?
Gaps!
Do you want to see my gaps?
So detailed!
Meow!
Go ahead, meow!
Now, Sarah can do a belly dance.
Yes!
Let's see how sexy Sarah will be.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Now, please show us your sexy pose.
Go ahead!
Sexy Hira...
Do you want to see my gaps?
Gaps!
It's like a gag.
That's good. I don't know if it's sexy or not, but you laughed a little, didn't you?
At the end you made a sound like "shanshan".
That's good. Very nice. Please do it again in the future.
Yes.
Then let's go with "gyaru". Pon-chan!
I don't want to do it.
It's amazing. It's like a gap.
What do you mean "like a gap"?
Can you do it?
Yes.
Then show me "gyaru". Please do a sexy pose.
If we can't go home before 6pm today, let's drink tequila together!
No, no, no!
The end!
No, no, no! You suddenly got rich!
You did it!
Please don't drink it even if it's not tequila.
Let's drink it together even if it's 6pm or less.
It doesn't matter!
It's not snack pon-chan!
Don't drink it!
Let's drink it even if it's 6pm!
Let's drink it first!
No!
It's different even if you kill me!
Who is it?
Then, since Kuro-chan also missed her prediction, the penalty game will start.
Please draw one card from the box.
Please!
Her voice is amazing!
It's "female announcer ana"
There's a lot of them today.
- There's a lot of them. - There's a lot of them.
Okay, since Akane-chan is doing her best today, let's do that.
Let's make it look like it's happening.
Let's do a "dun dun" of your favorite pose in the photo book.
- It's difficult. - I know.
When you see it, you'll want to do it.
Yes, you're right.
- Can you do it? - I know.
- It's "dun dun", right? - Yes.
I know.
Please do your favorite pose of "dun dun".
"dun dun"...
Wait, I don't know.
Akane-chan is doing her best.
- Cute. - I'm reflecting on myself.
Reflecting? It's okay.
It's just the beginning, so don't worry.
Please leave it to me.
You're so cute.
Now that we're all excited, we've already reached 1,000 comments.
- Thank you. - Rena, Nabaoka, Hiro, please!
- Yay! - We've already reached 1,300.
Today...
The other day, we did a live performance at Yokohama Arena.
So, for those of you who couldn't make it, we're doing a set story.
Amazing!
Here we go!
The first song.
I'll put this here.
- I'll do it seriously. - Go ahead.
One, two...
You're the only one I love
I won't let anyone get in my way
Embraced in the soap of love
You're only mine
But where did you go?!
Yay!
Nice! The intro is cool!
Cool!
It's like you're running out of there, right?
Yes!
Shabonda is good too, right?!
Thank you for having me!
I sang it!
12,000 people said "You're only mine!"
Wow!
Yay!
I'm looking forward to it!
Yes!
Setori, thank you!
Thank you!
Next up is this segment!
Panama! Young Racer! New 100 Blades!
Yay!
In this segment...
The three of you will answer a catchphrase that suits Young Racer perfectly.
You will each announce a catchphrase you came up with beforehand.
Kuro-chan, our guest, and our teacher will decide who came up with the best catchphrase.
Kuro-chan, who received the most votes, will receive 3,000 points.
If each vote is divided, the winner will be Kuro- chan, chosen by our teacher, Kurosawa-san.
Kurosawa-sensei, we're counting on you!
Yes, leave it to me!
We're counting on you!
Yes, please!
You've been riding pretty fast lately!
Our Young Racer for this week is...
Itabashi Yuga-sensei! What kind of racer is he?
Yes!
He's from Shizuoka Prefecture.
It's close to the Hamanaco Boat, but his father recommended it to him.
He's a 118kg rider, and he won the race to commemorate his retirement.
He's been a racer with high expectations since his debut.
And two years ago, in Hamanaco, he won a local G1 race.
It was a pretty fast G1 win.
As a young racer, it was a pretty fast win.
And the next year, he was chosen for the top rookie.
He's good at full-speed turns, but he's also gotten pretty good at turns lately.
He's a racer we're looking forward to seeing in the future.
Thank you, Sensei!
Now, everyone, please write a catchphrase for Itabashi Yuga-sensei!
Yes!
Since we're four people today...
Right!
We don't have much time, so please make it simple and easy to understand!
Yes, please!
But I didn't know there were so many of them.
Yes, there are.
There are 118 of them, which is a very high level.
There are many other racers who won the G1 and many strong racers.
And you are one of them.
That's nice.
Yes.
Is everyone ready?
Let's start with Nenemaru.
Please.
Ta-dah!
I'm still growing!
Yuga!
Wow!
I see.
You are cool!
There are many racers with their names.
Yes, there are many racers with their names.
Well...
There are many racers with high skills and excellent racers.
And their results are good.
But I think there aren't many racers who won the G1.
Oh!
I told you I could grow.
Yuga with growth.
Wow!
Great!
It's lively.
Yes.
How do you like it, Mr. Crosser?
It's good.
The "Yuga" over there is good.
It's easy to use.
It's easy to use!
Yes!
It's a big name.
Yes.
How about you, Nene?
Does it work?
What?
You should ask me first.
Why are you asking me?
You always ask me, Kokoren.
No, I'm just asking you.
I'm just asking you for your opinion.
Oh, really?
Yes.
I think it's good.
Not again!
Why do you always ask me?
You should ask me every time.
That's right.
Yes.
I think "Yuga" is good.
No, no, no.
Yay!
Thank you!
But if you really didn't know about it, you can still grow.
That's right.
I think it's amazing that you're able to use it because you've researched it properly.
Oh, thank you!
After two years, you're really different, Nenemaru!
That's true.
Thank you for riding it.
It's not like you're getting married or anything!
I was surprised!
What's wrong with you?!
Well, we're off to the spring festival!
Yes!
We're off!
We're not going to school!
Ta-dah!
"Yuga" and "Makurizu" made family love possible.
"Yuga"!
So...
Yes!
Itabashi-sensei, on your birthday, you're married to former boattracer Katsumata Sakura-sensei.
Yes!
And on your birthday, you won first place in the S-league for the first time.
Yes, that's right!
Oh, I'm sorry!
I'm not bragging!
You won first place in the S-league for the first time.
And you're close on your days off.
Yes!
You cook together.
You play with your sister-in-law.
You're full of love for your family.
I saw your interviews and thought you were great.
And "Makurizu" has a lot of charm.
Yesterday...
What?
Yesterday, you talked about "Makurizu" from track five.
What's wrong?
Why are you suddenly talking about "Makurizu"?
What's wrong?
I...
I wanted to make it short.
Oh, it's fine!
It's fine!
You didn't have to make it this short!
It's fine! I still have more!
Go ahead!
Yes!
Yes, that's right!
And I named it "Yuga".
Oh, you named it like that?
Yes!
You didn't name it like that!
I named it like that!
You named it like that!
How about you, Reina?
Your handwriting is cute!
No, it's not like that!
I didn't say your handwriting is cute!
See?
It's round and cute.
Yes, that's right!
No, but...
It's not a segment where we evaluate each other's handwriting, Reina.
Oh, is that so?
You've been doing it for a while, haven't you?
Yes!
So...
I'd like you to tell me if you like it or not.
Oh, I think you can tell me about that.
What's with you?
Seriously, what's with you?
It's fine, right?
Yes, it's fine!
I understand!
Then...
How about you, Kurosawa-san?
Well, you know...
If I win with "Makurizashi",
"Elegant Makurizashi" is really easy to use, isn't it?
Yes!
This is...
Even if I don't get chosen today, I think I can use it normally.
No, you can't!
Use only the ones you get chosen for!
No, no, no!
I think I can use it as my own sentence.
No, no, no!
Don't take it away from me!
Seriously!
But...
I think I'm getting better at it!
Yes, you're good!
It's easy to understand!
Then, next, please!
Okay, then, Sanata, let's go!
I made it short and cool!
Oh!
Ta-dah!
"Sidekick Motor"!
What's that?
This...
"Sidekick" means "partner", but...
"Motor" means...
Um...
Like...
Various interviews and...
Kurosawa...
Ah...
Kuros...
Kurosawa...
Ah, she raised her hand!
She raised her hand!
Even in Kurosawa-sensei's interviews...
He talked a lot about this "motor".
And when he said a word to the readers...
He said that if you have your own racing style and an engine...
You can make a turn you like.
He said that in various places...
And the biggest thing is...
When I first won the G1 in my hometown of Hamanako...
I pulled an "ace angle" motor...
And that's how I won for the first time...
I felt strongly that I could win with a motor and two tripods...
I thought it would be a good sidekick motor if I made it compact, so I chose it!
It's really compact, isn't it?
That's right.
This is what you call a catchphrase, isn't it?
Yes.
I like it.
It's simple and easy to understand.
She said "cruster"!
What?
She said "cruster"!
Are you okay?
I'm a little nervous...
Don't worry!
I'm sorry!
She should be the youngest among you this time!
She said "cruster"!
I was a little happy...
No, you weren't happy!
Don't make me laugh!
Don't laugh at me!
Deina?
You had some time to think about it, didn't you?
You said "cruster" just now...
Yes!
My answer is...
Maybe...
Oh, I'm glad I was talking so casually...
Maybe...
For those of you who don't know much about boats,
you might not know much about "youga"...
That's what I said.
Who said it? Who said it?
There's no one next to you!
It's not my opinion!
No, it's not my opinion!
That's not fair!
That's what I said.
Who said it?
I don't know if it's "youga"'s catchphrase...
Did you say it?
I was wondering if it would fit anyone...
Well...
I don't know why you said it...
It's a little negative...
Please stop it!
Well...
It's good, isn't it?
Shall we move on?
Yes!
Let's go!
It's a catchphrase that even people who don't know it will know...
Yes!
It's Reiwa's "anpanman"!
Wasn't it like that before?
Was it different?
It's different!
Is there a reason you want to know?
Before we talk about it...
First of all...
When this catchphrase came up...
I was drinking alcohol...
At first, I used Reiwa's "blue rock"...
But I changed it to "anpanman" just because I was playing soccer...
I thought it was really bad...
So I watched a lot of YouTube...
And I thought "anpanman" was better...
So I changed it to "anpanman" today!
What do you mean?
Well...
I'm sorry...
You're going to tell me the exact reason, right?
I still don't know...
Yes!
First of all...
The reason I did it is...
When I watched YouTube...
You speak in a very soft and relaxed way...
I see...
So...
Also...
You care about your wife a lot...
When I was interviewing you...
Rather than thinking about you and your fans...
You said a lot of comments about your wife...
That's why...
In "anpanman"...
Ai and Yuuki say they're friends, right?
I thought you two had a lot in common...
What do you mean?
Please be quiet!
We're announcing it, so we're sorry!
"anpanman" is well-known...
To a lot of people...
And to a lot of generations, right?
And...
You really have a good personality...
And I thought you'd be loved by everyone...
Regardless of your generation.
That's why...
I thought "anpanman" would be good.
Everyone likes "anpanman", right?
Yes.
And I thought you'd like "anpanman", too...
So I thought it'd be perfect!
What do you think?
Well...
This side of you...
Um...
It's been about 30 seconds...
And you're already quiet.
What are you doing?!
This side of you is not interested anymore...
But you're still talking!
What are you doing?!
But I'm sorry!
Ton-chan!
I might have just taken it like that...
But let's ask her!
Kurosawa-chan, what do you think?
Well...
I guess it's "anpanman"...
Why?!
You're lying! You're lying!
How about you, Nene?
You're cute!
Well...
I haven't heard about it yet...
But you know...
Since you're a girl...
I'd like you to say "sake" with a "o"
Oh, "sake" with a "o"?!
Yes!
That's good!
It's important!
I thought about it...
With a "o"...
Yes! I understand!
You're elegant!
I'm grateful for that!
Yes!
Now that we've heard from you four...
Please write your favorite creature's name on the flipbook!
Well...
This time, it's pretty...
I'm worried about it!
The two of us!
Oh!
The two of you?!
Yes!
I'm worried about it!
I'm worried about it with the three of you!
What about you, Kurosawa-chan?
I agree with you!
Oh!
Wow!
What should we do?!
Huh?!
Who could it be?
Not bad, not bad, but there were some good ones.
I didn't know you were drinking.
I'm going, I'm going!
Are you okay?
Yes!
Now, everyone, show me your flips!
Reina does "nyan"!
Harpis does "nyan"!
And Kuro-chan does "nenemaru"!
And Kurosawa-san does "nenemaru"!
And with that, the winner of the Young Laters New Catchphrase Award is...
"nenemaru"!
Thank you! Thank you very much!
Now, Kurosawa-san, why?
Well, I already got "nyan"
That's cheating!
You've never heard of it, have you, Tenkai?
Well, if it comes out in "Boat Boy" next time, I'll get it from "nyan"
No, if you got it from "nyan", can you at least give "nyan" a point?
As a catchphrase, it's "nenemaru"
Ah, "nenemaru"
Yeah, you had a lot of momentum, so I also chose "nenemaru"
What about you, Reina?
I also had trouble deciding between "nenemaru" and "nyan"
But when I chose "nenemaru", I thought I was always gaining points like this
So I chose "nyan"
Also, "nyan" had the word "family" in it, so I was attracted to it and chose "nyan"
I see. But you also have a love for your family, right?
Yes, that's why I chose it
That's right. That was close. "nyan", that was close!
Okay!
But it's kind of the same, right? Because you have to catch "crossover"
No, actually, in "Boat Boy" from now on, "nyan" will come out more often
That's no good! That's really unfair!
Even though "nenemaru" won, you look like you didn't win!
But "nenemaru" team didn't get 3,000 points, so congratulations!
Congratulations!
Now, like this, we will introduce the racers one by one every week,
so everyone should also become familiar with the racers and enjoy more "Store Boat Race"!
Okay!
And now, it's "Kuro-chan and Delusion Station"!
Yay!
Now, in this corner, I will have "Kuro-chan and Delusion Station" race against each other!
Each of you will do it one by one and I will use my own judgment and prejudice to rate how serious you were!
The person who did it the best will receive a maximum of 5,000 points, so everyone, take your chances!
And now, today's "Delusion Station" is this one!
Kuro-chan, tell me!
When me and everyone were talking together, "Kuro- chan" suddenly started crying!
"Kuro-chan, what's wrong?" "Kuro-chan" asked,
"Kuro-chan" and "Kuro-chan" cut out questions that "Kuro-chan" wanted to ask for a long time!
Let's do it together for a year and ask "Kuro- chan" what you really wanted to ask!
It's a scene where you answer properly!
It's a scene where you give points to "Kuro-chan" who was the most excited!
Now, let's start with "Nenemaru"!
Then, ready, start!
"Kuro-chan", you idiot!
"Nenemaru", what's wrong?
It's been a year and a half since I met "Kuro- chan", but there's something I haven't asked you for a long time!
"Kuro-chan", what is it? No, say whatever you want! "Nenemaru" will answer you!
Really?
Then, I'll ask you!
What is it?
"Kuro-chan", you got a girlfriend, right?
Yes, I did!
I was wondering if you were planning a boat race at home.
I'm not just thinking about the boat race.
I'm not only thinking about that. I'm also practicing crashing.
Crashing, crashing and crashing!
I don't think there will be such a statement in a boat race program.
No, no, of course you do vote at home, of course you do vote at home,
but sometimes you have different opinions, right?
No, I don't think so.
I think you should fire me.
Wait, MC, don't fire me all of a sudden!
You're the worst.
Please do it seriously.
Okay, I'll do my best next time.
Can I start?
Yes, you can.
Su-nyan!
Su-nyan?
If you knew the truth...
I couldn't ask you because I was worried you wouldn't know, nyan.
Nyan, nyan, nyan! That's not true, nyan! I'll tell you everything, nyan!
Really, nyan?
Really, nyan! Really, nyan!
When you talk with Happy's nyan, you say "nyan"...
Shut up!
Dagen! Stop saying "nyan"!
I'm scared!
Nyan...
I couldn't ask you because I was worried you wouldn't know, nyan!
It's fine if you can't ask me because of my personality!
But...
You said "nyan" like you always do...
Was it okay for you?
I wasn't asking you.
I'm sorry.
No, you're not.
Don't talk!
I'm sorry.
Nyan, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, nyan!
Nyan! I'll ask you again in a different way! I'm sorry, nyan!
I'm sorry!
Next up...
Let's go with Sara. Sara, are you ready?
Yes!
Here we go.
Ready...
Set...
Start!
Should we talk?
Sara!
Huh?
What's wrong? Are you hungry?
What are you talking about?
No...
What?
Kuro-chan...
Huh?
I've always wanted to ask you something...
Me?
Huh?
What do you want me to ask you?
What is it?
It's been about 10 years since I met you, right?
Yeah, you're right.
Back in the day...
You used to tweet me "Asian Beauty" or "You're so handsome!"
You used to tweet me "You're so sexy!"
We've met and reunited again in the past year...
But you haven't tweeted me anything!
Why?!
Well...
I don't think you have enough love for me!
No, it's not like that!
You know...
I thought I shouldn't be selfish...
So I've been trying to win you over!
No...
Is that so?
But recently...
You know...
I've been thinking...
Maybe you could make a new "bamboo boy" tweet?
If you show me "bamboo boy," I might tweet you!
Let's do it!
Let's do it together, Kuro-chan!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
Let's do it!
Ready...
One, two...
I am... "bamboo boy"! "bamboo boy"! "bamboo boy"! "bamboo boy"!
"bamboo boy"!
YES!
Oh, you're not funny!
Reina-san! Reina-san!
Um...
Can you not say "oh, you're not funny" with one hand?
You're funny...
That's a gag!
No...
Um...
I was originally "bamboo boy"
But if you say "bamboo boy" instead of "kurosuwa- san," "kurosuwa-san" will be funny and you'll be featured!
I was originally "bamboo boy"!
Really?!
That's right!
Huh? Was there such a thing?
No, there wasn't!
I did it first!
Oh, I have no impression of it!
That's enough!
In the end!
Let's have Pon-chan do "kurosuwa-san"!
As "kurosuwa-san"
That's difficult!
It's not something you'd want to say to Kurosuwa- chan!
No, but...
It's different, it's different!
Pon-chan, after going through "cherry" and all that...
I'm sure you'd like "kurosuwa-san" more!
"kurosuwa-san," I'm counting on you!
Yes!
Are you ready?
Then, let's...
start!
Umm...
What's wrong?
Want to drink?
I do want to, but...
Want to drink?
- There's something I wanted to ask you. - Oh, what is it? Ask me anything.
- How many drinks do you usually drink? - Let's do a drinking contest.
I want to do it!
- But you won't invite me in private. - Then come over here now.
- I want to go! I want to go! - There are still eight left.
- Yay! I'm happy! - Cheers!
- Can I drink anything? Cheers! - You can drink anything.
- Let's do a drinking contest of tequila. - I want to do it! I want to do it!
- I really want to do it! - Let's do it.
- I love it! What should I do? - Yay!
- Let's do bamboo shoot. - Let's do it.
- Bamboo shoot. - Bamboo shoot.
- Bamboo shoot. I'm a bamboo shoot. I'm a bamboo shoot.
- You're kind. You're kind. You're kind. - Wait a minute.
- You're starting to look like a killer. - You're cute and funny, but you're not funny.
- No, no, no. - Can you at least make me look gross?
- It's just funny. - It's not funny.
- You really hurt me.
- Now, this time, "Dream Station" earned 5,000 points.
- And the winner is...
- Pon-chan!
- Yay!
- Yay! I'm so happy!
- Kurosuda and Takemoto were doing great in that situation, so I'm sure they know how to laugh. - That's true, the flow of it.
- Damn it... - I like Kurosuda-san the most.
- Congratulations on your victory! - I'm so happy!
Now, it's the second round of the preliminary competition.
Then, Tanaka-san, please give us a cute example of a commercial.
Everyone, we still have two and a half hours. Are you okay?
Everyone, please keep up with us! Here's the commercial!
Now, we were taking a break and doing a commercial.
Matsuura-pi must have been too sunburned.
He was drinking a lot of water.
Please don't be too sunburned.
I'm begging you.
Now, we have more than 2,000 comments.
Please sing us two songs!
Two songs!
Here we go!
Next up is "Otomegumi".
♪ If you get in my way, I'll be a good girl and say goodbye ♪
Next up is "So That We Are Alive".
When I say "hey", please say "go, go, go, go".
Got it!
♪ Hey! Go, go, go, go! ♪
♪ I want us to be happy ♪
♪ I want to protect you ♪
♪ Even an ordinary me can do it ♪
♪ I want to be happy ♪
♪ I want to embrace you with love ♪
♪ No matter how old you are, you're still young ♪
It's like a live performance!
Thank you!
Let's move on to the next race!
This is Nagasaki Omura!
We will race with these six racers.
Let's do our best!
Krusta-san, please explain the next point!
Yes!
Here it is!
Pay attention to the start timing!
Please pay attention!
Oh! No! No! No!
Pay attention to the start timing!
Oh! No! No! No!
So cute!
Pay attention to the start timing!
Oh! No! No! No!
No, no, no!
Pay attention to the start timing!
Oh! I'm embarrassed!
What is this?
This is also a joke!
This is the fourth person!
Krusta-san, what does it mean?
Please tell me!
The name of each racer is on the right.
Here it is.
F0, L0.
Below that is 0.1 something.
This number is the average start timing.
The start of a boat race is
the moment when the orange needle points to 0.
This is the start.
How many seconds later did you pass this start line?
Even if you say how many seconds, you have to pass it within one second,
so it's all 0.
How many 0s are there?
This is the average of all races.
The smaller this number is,
the better racers are good at starting.
I think you can think of it like this.
Torikai and Yokobo
have been resting for about a year now,
so they don't have any numbers.
The rest of them are average.
F is for flying, L is for being late.
F means starting before the orange needle points to 0.
This penalty is very heavy.
Flying once or twice or more than once
and being late.
There are other penalties like stopping the race.
So, for racers with 0s or 2s on their Fs,
I think you should start carefully.
Thank you.
Everyone, please write down your predictions in three years' time.
Viewers, you can also predict the race on your boat.
You can vote easily from your smartphone or computer.
Let's check the votes.
Here are the top 10 votes.
1, 2 and 5 are the most popular,
but 2 is also popular.
2, 1 and 5 are the fourth most popular.
Viewers, please also write down your predictions.
We look forward to your comments.
Now, it's time for "Box Chance"!
Yay! A box!
Normally, this show's predictions are within 10 points,
but in this race, you can predict up to 12 points with two boxes.
Even if it's not a box, it's okay if it's up to 12 points.
Viewers, please take advantage of this chance.
Now, Mr. Kurosuda, please tell us about the racers you're paying attention to.
As I said earlier, the most popular racer is Omura.
His Fs are strong,
but Nakatsuji, who is a second-best racer, has been doing well lately.
That's why his Fs are quite high in this race.
So, I've taken into account Nakatsuji's Fs and put his Fs up to 12 points.
Also, if it's a box, it's Torikai.
He's actually second-best, but he's been doing well lately.
- Is that so? - Yes, it is.
There's a sense of race that he hasn't been doing well lately,
but if you look at Nakatsuji and Torikai's Fs,
they're up to 12 points.
So, if it's a box, it's Torikai.
If it's a box, it's Nakatsuji.
Yes, thank you very much.
But the motor doesn't look like it's doing very well.
That's right. So, the results aren't very good this season.
But it's been about two months since the comeback, so I don't think we've got the race feeling back yet.
Yes. Then, can we go to studio Tanaka-san?
Yes.
Yes, please.
One, two, three, five. Two, three, four. Two, one, ten.
No, no, no.
What kind of spelling is that?
Well, it's kind of difficult.
No, no, no.
But I'm wondering if someone will come up with it.
And I'm wondering if I'm better at it.
But if I'm not wrong about how to spell this motor, it's not very good, is it?
Two points, 31.50 or something like that.
That's right. It's not that good.
That's right. So I was wondering what it would be like, but the crosser said two points, so I put it in.
Oh, really?
It's like that.
Yes.
Miyata-san is holding it.
Yes.
Then, can we go to Harpeth-nyan-san?
Yes!
Yes, this is my costume.
It's more natural than expected, and I'm a little worried about my posture.
Today, yes, today's race earlier.
Oh, no, I made a mistake.
You made a lot of mistakes.
I made a mistake. It's a four-race, isn't it?
He's taking one from four courses, so I thought he was in good shape.
Well, yes, I put it in.
Oh, I'm glad you didn't forget.
I'll put it in.
Well, let's go with Menemaru, too.
Yes! One, two, fold, all three hundred, and one, four, fold, two, three.
This one is a bit of a gamble, isn't it?
Yes, I put it in.
Menemaru hasn't been in a race for a long time.
That's right, I just won it.
Well, let's go with Pocchi.
Yes! I'm going to go for it!
Oh!
Yes! Well, I'm not sure about this one.
I took a stable one and folded two and one back and forth.
And two, four, five, one, two, four, two, one, four.
I put them all in a four-race.
Yes! Then I thought the response would be a little higher.
Yes! I'm going for it!
Yes! That's nice.
Well, let's go with Sada.
Yes! Oh!
Yes! Ta-dah!
It's a little of a gamble.
Yes! I bought it in a box.
It looks like this.
Yes! I tried to hold it down.
Yes!
Yes! Thank you very much.
Then let's go with Kuro-chan.
Yes!
I'm LINEing you!
I don't know you!
Stop it, woman!
No, it's not like that.
I'm working!
No, I'm not!
You're getting paid for this, right?
No, of course not.
I'm sure it's the same for everyone.
Thank you, I'm glad you asked.
As expected of you.
Now, I have a bit of a problem.
Here!
Up to two heads.
Three, four, five.
And "zen", I chose this one.
I didn't put "shibata-san" of "ichigo-tei" up to two cards.
I thought there might be three cards, but...
I think this one is the most competitive.
I think it's more competitive than "kuruu-chan".
Five!
If it's like this, I won't go all out.
I want you to do something about it.
It's meaningless if you don't win!
No, maybe...
It's okay, it's okay.
That's right, but...
"akane-chan", in order for you to win...
Can you make a wish for me?
If it's real, you'll do it for me, right?
I'd like you to do a "favorite pose" of "shashin- shu" and "fireworks" for me.
Ah, I forgot! Wait a minute!
Fireworks?
Yes.
Ah, I forgot.
Okay, I'll do it.
Fireworks, huh?
Yes.
Here I go.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
It's our first time seeing you like this.
I'm a little embarrassed today.
Since there are four of us today, I thought we were being watched by four people.
No, it's close.
I was wondering what you were doing.
But Nenemaru also just grew up, right?
Yes.
Since Nenemaru also just grew up, can you do a firework pose for us?
I want to see a serious one.
I've always wanted to do it.
Fireworks!
Huh? I'm not used to it! I wasn't used to either of them!
I'm sorry!
You still have a long way to go, so you still have a chance!
Thank you!
Nenemaru is enjoying this situation.
I wanted to see Nenemaru's serious and sexy pose.
Serious and sexy?
He only showed it to me in his photo book.
Oh, right. Well, there's also "Ochama" and "Midnight".
Oh, you did it for me?
Yes.
But I can't imagine Nenemaru's sexy pose.
That's true.
Why is it in your photo book?
No, it's not like that!
From Nenemaru in this photo book to Nenemaru in the photo book,
you can't imagine him at all, can you?
Sure, he's healthy and cute and all,
but is there a sexy Nenemaru in the photo book?
Yes, there is. I worked hard on some of them.
I saw it!
Let's have him do it for us later.
Can you do it for me?
Yes.
Can you do it for me?
Yes, thank you.
By the way, Matsurapi, you're getting too dark.
I was wondering what you were doing.
I lost 37,000 points, didn't I?
You still have a long way to go.
No, but last time I barely won Manchuria.
But you got it back, didn't you?
Yes, I got it back.
But you don't have to tell me it's minus points!
I'm having fun right now!
But if you win Manchuria with this, you'll be number one again.
That's true.
You were amazing last year.
You lost a lot last year, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
It was minus points that only Kuro-chan could do.
Because you're rich.
No, I'm not rich.
You said, "I don't want to spend this kind of money."
I didn't say that!
What do you mean, "I don't want to spend this kind of money"?
I've never said it like that!
Please, I'm begging you!
Say it, say it!
Say it Manchuria!
I don't want to!
Akane-chan, I want you to talk to me more!
I want to see you, Akane-chan!
You're so cute!
It doesn't matter if you're wearing it or not.
It doesn't matter at all.
Is it like this?
The start is 4th.
4th?
4th!
2nd!
6th!
6th is bad!
That's right!
This is bad!
But 4th and 5th, what will happen?
I hate 4th and 5th!
2nd!
4th and 5th are bad!
2nd is not good!
Wait!
This is bad!
4th!
This is bad!
There was 6th from home.
This is bad!
There was 6th from home.
Will 7th be included?
7th is included.
I wasn't there.
I wanted 7th!
I wanted it!
I want to be good at this!
I'm not good at this!
Can they do this in Omura?
Oh, I see.
Well, you know,
among the 24 players,
they are said to be the strongest.
Yes, they were.
And today,
No. 1 team was coming.
Well, it was a bad aim,
but they didn't have the courage to come this far.
No, they didn't have the courage to come this far.
No. 3 is No. 2.
No. 2 is No. 4 and No. 6.
No. 4 and No. 6.
No. 7 and No. 8.
It's amazing.
It's frustrating.
They said something amazing just now.
What?
They said it a thousand times.
No way!
They have to win this one.
I'm so relieved.
I'm relieved.
They made a little mistake
and went for it,
but will they make more mistakes?
Wow!
I want to take an adventure and draw something.
The result is No. 4 and No. 6.
No way!
Wow!
Well,
it's difficult for all of you.
It's difficult for all of you.
And the studio
is full of people.
Oh, no!
They ran away.
They didn't run away.
No way!
Isn't it amazing?
It's amazing.
It's quite a high response.
Let's look back at the race.
Mr. Kurasuzu, please.
The point is that No. 4,
Mr. Torikai,
has been improving since the start.
So, they went for it.
They started and kept improving.
So, Mr. Nakatsuji pushed No. 2.
He was forced to push No. 2
because he wanted to push it first.
Wow!
And Mr. Shiba pushed No. 1.
And in the meantime,
No. 4 and No. 6 came in.
Mr. Nakatsuji pushed No. 4 and No. 6
because they were pushed first.
And in the meantime, No. 4 and No. 6 came in.
That's the situation.
Mr. Torikai pushed No. 4 and No. 6
and Mr. Nakatsuji pushed No. 4 and No. 6.
And Mr. Nakatsuji pushed No. 4 and No. 6.
It's a high-level technique.
It's amazing.
And Mr. Nakashima is from this area.
Mr. Kurochan is from this area.
Wow!
And he won 130,000 yen.
Wow!
I didn't expect it.
It's quite impossible.
If you don't know how to use it like a box of 246,
you won't be able to catch it.
But it was an interesting race.
Thanks to Mr. Torikai.
Wow!
Since we don't have much time,
since we don't have much time,
we'll let you play the penalty game.
We don't?
Even though we lost so many?
Let's see the result of the race.
It hasn't changed much.
But Sara and Halpes are a little bit behind.
Let's do our best in the next race.
Now we have more than 2,500 comments.
Nenya, sing us a song!
Yes!
For the next song...
I'll sing a part of it, not the chorus.
A part of it? I got it!
A part of it.
Here I go!
Please!
One, two...
I'm lonely, you know, I'm a little worried, can you call me?
Yeah, a little!
Where's the applause?
Oh, I'm sorry!
She cut it off!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Everyone was in trouble!
I'll go!
It was very quiet.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I don't have the courage!
I was surprised.
I'm sorry!
Here I go!
Please!
I'm lonely, you know, I'm a little worried, can you call me?
Yeah, a little!
But I still want to see you as soon as possible
I love you, you know, I sometimes kiss you
Even if it's quite convincing
Oh, don't worry, love is difficult
So cute!
Nice!
This is the first time you sang on "King of Code", isn't it?
It's the first time I sang!
But I was really surprised at first without an applause.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry we couldn't do it!
I was surprised.
Can I do everyone's faces now?
No, no!
I thought you wouldn't be able to do it all.
I was surprised!
I'm sorry!
I'll do my best!
Yes, please do!
Today's "King of Code" is a battle between Kuru- chan and Taikan!
Now, the four of you, please do a cute "King of Code" pose!
King
of
code
of
code
of
code
of
code
Is it a school break?
And now...
The usual intense taekwon battle!
Who are we doing this for?
This time, Shuru-chan will be doing a battle using important taekwons for boat racers.
This month, it's a battle in theosys mode.
The champion will receive 3,000 points.
The champion will be determined by the tournament.
First, Nenemaru and Harpetsumyan will fight.
Next, Sara-chan and Pon-chan will battle.
Each winner will fight again, and the winner will be the champion.
First of all, Nenemaru and Harpetsumyan, please.
Please.
It's the second year for our seniors.
Seniors, we're watching you!
Seniors...
No, no, no...
Don't say it like it's Vanguard or something!
Shall we begin our battle?
Yes!
Taekwon in theosys mode.
Ready...
Start!
I don't like this one.
Nenemaru looks strong.
You can do it!
What's Nenemaru doing?
She's using a taekwon.
This is hard!
It's surreal, isn't it?
What is she doing?
It's Niremaru!
Niremaru won!
I thought she was attacking me!
So, it's a victory for the Alpes! Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Niko-te... Niko-te-na-nyan?
Please go back to your seat.
Next up is Sano-chan and Pou-chan!
Go ahead!
Can you do it?
Have you ever held hands?
My nails...
Oh, it's your nails!
Don't do it!
Are you ready?
Do I have to go this far?
Are you ready?
Go!
I'm scared!
It's not a "go" game!
Wait!
It's not a "go" game!
It's definitely not a "go" game!
One, two...
High-five!
One, two...
It's not a "go" game!
It's difficult!
But...
It's good!
Really?
Wait! I'm scared!
Go for it!
Please keep your hands like that!
High-five!
Go for it!
Can you do it?
There's no time!
High-five!
Go for it!
High-five!
Now, the never-ending endless push and pull!
More! More! Push!
Push! Push!
What should we do?
Sexy! Sexy Pon-chan!
Now, we're getting comments like "never-ending"
I don't know!
Also, I wonder if it's the producer's feelings
We're getting comments like "think about your height"
Let's do it!
Let's do rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Sorry! Sorry!
What? What?
Sorry! Sorry!
Wait! Wait!
Can you blame me for once?
I won't do anything!
Call me!
Now, the never-ending endless push and pull!
Pretty dangerous...
Sarah, push more!
But this is pretty difficult!
Is it difficult?
Go! Go! Sarah, go!
Let it end!
Let the endless accident end!
Endless accident...
It was...
a pretty long match
but Sarah won!
Now, finally...
everyone, sorry for making you wait...
The final match!
It's not over yet!
Akis and Sarah will...
decide the final match here
and earn 1000 points
I feel like we can't win like this
so can you do it with one leg?
Can you do it with one leg?
Now, please be careful
It's the final match!
Ready...
Start!
[Cheering]
You can do it!
Their cheering is loud.
They were cheering in front of us and only drank water.
Sara! You can do it!
How is it?
How is Sara's one-legged fight?
You can do it! Sara, you can do it!
Sara is strong.
Sara is good.
She's strong.
[Cheering]
Sara!
You can do it!
Sara is strong.
It's amazing.
They are strong.
They are idols.
They are strong.
[Cheering]
Sara!
If you get one step closer...
Oh, it's gone.
It's gone.
So, the winner is Karuketsu-nyan!
Congratulations!
- Everyone was pretty strong. - Yeah, stronger than we thought.
- Maybe we should think of a way to lose faster next time. - Yeah.
- Everyone was pretty strong after they died. - Yeah.
- Wow, wow. - But we have an announcement from Boat Race.
Midnight Boat Race, which is held this month as well, is a Midnight Boat Race that is held once a month in 2023.
In November, it will be held at Boat Race Shimonoseki.
The odd taxi collaboration campaign "odd night boat race" is held for a limited time until today.
The campaign will be held on the night when the new chapter "twelve stories" begins.
The odd taxi collaboration acrylic stand, blanket, and other expensive prizes will be selected.
The campaign will be held for a limited time, so please apply!
And according to the three competitions of the Challenge Cup, Grand Prix and Queen's Climax, which will be held at the end of the year,
"Who is the strongest this year?" triple bonus campaign will be held at the end of the year for the three competitions in winter.
Until December 24th, we are accepting applications for Grand Prix campaigns.
There are three major application patterns.
You can apply from the campaign site "Let's all think about it! Boat race quiz"
You can apply from "x" for "2023 Prize Ranking No. 1 Prediction Campaign"
You can apply for "holo" and "repost" campaigns from "x" official accounts.
You can apply for "sony tv 50" "jtb travel ticket" "nicetrip" for 300,000 yen.
You can also apply for "Ranking No.1 Racer Photo and Conductor Set" "Boat Race x Unoki Original Corcard" and other expensive prizes.
For more information, please refer to the campaign page. We look forward to your applications!
Shirai Eiji and Imamura Yutaka, models for Shido and Kamiyo, will appear in the campaign collaboration.
"Boat Race CM Episode Model Collaboration" "Master and Apprentice Collaboration Campaign" will be held until December 3rd, 16 o'clock.
You can apply for "dynamite boat race" "holo" and "repost" campaigns from "x" official accounts.
A total of 60 people will receive parasomic straight iron, original hair combs, autographed goods by Shirai Eiji and Imamura Yutaka, and original pear ice cream spoons and other expensive prizes.
Please follow us on Instagram and apply!
Let's move on to the next race!
nagasaki omura
As you can see, there are six racers participating.
This is the last race for today, so let's do our best!
Okay!
Let's start the race!
Please write your predictions for this race as well!
I don't have any today.
Okay, here we go!
First-come, first-served chance!
Choose your favorite position from the many points you have.
The racer with the best ranking will receive 3,000 points.
Currently, first place is Nenemaru.
Second place is Anpon.
Third place is Harpisnyan.
Fourth place is Sara-chan.
Choose your favorite racer from the first place Nenemaru-chan.
Okay!
First-come, first-served chance!
Oh, you're starting from there!
That's amazing!
Okay, here we go!
I'm betting my first-come, first-served chance!
Okay, Anpon, let's go!
Okay! I'm second-come, Amano!
First-come, first-served chance!
Wow!
Okay! Harpisnyan!
Okay! First-come, first-served chance!
I'm second-come, first-served chance!
What about you, Sara-chan?
Hmm... I'll be second-come, first-served chance!
I'm Amano.
Oh, Anpon's second-come, first-served chance!
I'm sixth-come, first-served chance!
Okay! I'm sixth-come, first-served chance!
Oh, sixth-come, first-served chance!
That's amazing!
Okay! Viewers, please predict the race on your teleboat!
You can easily vote from your smartphone or computer!
Let's check the votes!
Here are the top three and ten votes!
1, 2, 4 is the most popular, and it's 6.9 times!
1, 2, 3, 1, 4, 2...
1 is...
very popular!
Viewers, please give us your predictions!
We're looking forward to your comments!
Okay, Mr. Kurosuda!
Who do you think will win this race?
Well...
I chose 4th place all of a sudden...
I thought I was going to win...
But...
It's weird for me to think like that...
No, no, no!
I think I can win with 4th place.
But...
I also think 1st place is very good.
So, I chose 1st and 4th place.
And...
I don't know about you, but...
I'm in 2nd and 3rd place...
So...
I want to be in 2nd and 3rd place this race.
And...
Aopon and Sara are already sleeping today.
And...
If you tell me "what kind of race is it"?
I will say "4th place".
Okay.
Thank you.
Okay.
Do you want to race at Harousei Beach?
Okay!
"Say "road".
I'm still getting confused...
Shall we go to " airflow "?
Fine!
- I'm with Mamorun. - Me too.
- Yes! Somehow. - Somehow.
Yes, somehow. And I took into account that the in is strong and put in 3-6 in the back with 1-2.
- 1-2 is also firmly held. - Yes.
- Next, is it Sara-chan? - Yes.
Yes, let's go.
I put 4 properly in front.
- And... - Five heads.
- I put in "feeble". - "Feeble".
- Wow, it's also held in the hole.
- Yes, it's also held in the hole. - Yes.
Yes, five heads and six heads too.
- Yes. - It's a match.
- Yes, it's a match. - Then, Mamorun-chan, shall we go first?
- Yes. - Yes.
- Ta-da! - Huh?
1-2 folding 4-6 and 1-3-5 in the box, please.
- There are no four heads. - Hey, you said it, didn't you?
- You said it, didn't you? - Yes.
- You said four heads, didn't you? - Yes.
- When this came off, I said "feeble". - Feeble.
- You said it like that? - Yes.
- That's new. - I'm going to get points.
- Oh, is that so? - That's new.
- Yes. - I don't know about Japanese computers.
- Then, Pon-chan will go. - Yes.
- I'm going to use up all the points I have today. - Wow.
- It's a match. - Yes, 1-2 folding 4-6 and 1-2-4-6.
- 6-4-1-4-1-front. - Yes.
- It's about 1,100. - Wow.
- Then, is there a one-shot reversal? - Yes, I hope so.
- I had only 2,700 points, but I reduced 1 point. - Huh?
- That's sad. - Yes, but...
- When six heads come in... - Yes, but I think one-shot reversal is fine.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Then, Ms. Tadaka, what do you think? - Yes.
Here it is.
1-4-6-2-4-front-1-2-3-1-2-4.
- Wow. - Wow.
- Is this an adventure? - 2-4-front is quite an adventure.
- Is it? - Yes.
- Then, I'll win. - You'll win?
- She won. - Wow.
- Believe in it. - I see.
- Yes. - I'll win.
- How about you, Kuro-chan? - I'm in! - No, you're not! - You really weren't just now! - You're like, "I don't want to play Midnight anymore." - I'm not playing Midnight at all! - Oh no! - I'm just teleporting and winning! - I'm just teleporting and winning! - You're like, "I want to drink alcohol." - Kurosawa-san is drinking a lot! - I'll show you! - I'm playing! - Here! - Yes! - 2, 3, 4, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 4! - Here, 10 points!
- 5,000 points! - 5,000 points! - I'm in! - With this... - I want to win Manchuria in Omura! - I want to show Akane-chan her excellent beauty! - I'm not "excellent beauty" because I'm in Manchuria. - No, you're not. - I don't want it at all! - Akane-chan, with this, - Yes. - I'm going to have Akane-chan do the MG festival! - MGM! - It's okay!
- You can't say "it's okay" with a smile! - It's okay. - Of course, there will be an adult boat race after this. - Yes.
- So let's make sure we don't lose everything here. - Yes.
- That's right, we'll have a race at Midnight as well. - That's right, really.
- If we don't do it in one go, if we don't work hard... - But if we really don't win here,
- Pon-chan and Sara will be in trouble. - Oh, I see, I see.
- That's right, so... - If we don't win here... - It's already decided. - Yes.
- But if we win, it's definitely a reversal for both of you. - Both of you have a lot of holes. - Oh, I see.
- That's right. - Is it wrong? Is the calculation wrong?
- Huh? - Is the calculation wrong? - What do you mean "is the calculation wrong" when you're so little?
- Oh my. - Huh? Don't you need to win? - We might have made a mistake.
- But we don't know, right? If we make a mistake at the end, the points might go up, right?
- The answer... - Huh? - It didn't work, right? - What?
- It's okay! - Panic, panic. - That's all from me!
- You're bald again today! - I'm not bald! I just have a bruise!
- How do you get a bruise and die? - Hey, remember this!
- Hey, listen to me! - Damn it...
- Oh, in this show, Akane-chan has the highest salary. - That's not true at all!
- No, you guys really noticed it. - Yes. - Because...
- We do it like three or four times, one-time jokes. - Is that one-time jokes?
- Jokes...
There's a comment. "In Manshou, you can see Akane's 'm letter'."
- Wow. - Really?
Which one was in Manshou?
- The one in Manshou... - We'll pull the box.
- Yeah. - We'll do it when it comes out.
It was last week, wasn't it?
There's a comment saying...
Kuro-chan, since you're graduating this year, decorate your graduation day.
- Graduation? - It's not over yet!
- Oh my gosh, you're going to be a different host! - No, no, no.
- It's not about me. - Who is it? Will you get along?
It's not about getting along.
I'm not trying to cut you off early!
I'm not going to quit, seriously!
- So you're going to change your name, too? "Kuro" won't be there anymore. - No, it won't!
- What "Kuro" will it be? - Seriously!
- What "Kuro" will it be? - Right?
- I'm looking forward to it! - I'm looking forward to it!
I'm telling you, "Kuro-chan" will change all the new "Kuro" members.
It'll be like that for two years.
- This is the worst! - Seriously, this is the worst!
- I'm going to do it like that, seriously. - He's got power.
Let's say our goodbyes, everyone. Let's say our goodbyes.
- Let's say our goodbyes. - Let's say our goodbyes.
- Wow, "Kuro"-chan's head is beautiful! - No, no, no.
I'm not going to quit. My head isn't beautiful.
I'm going to get more compliments. It's about to start!
- Wow! - I'm counting on you.
- I hope it clears up.
- If it clears up, it'll be fun. - Yeah.
- Wow. - What's going on?
Wow!
Oh!
- Good! - Oh, it's "ichino" now!
- Whoo! - Go! Go! Go!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- "Ichino" is coming. - Good luck!
Go! Go!
- "Ichino" is coming in. - What's happening?
Yes, #1 is #2.
#1!
#3 wasn't as popular, so #1 and #3 are both possible.
I hope it's #5.
Isn't it a #5?!
It's a bit too obvious, but I'm sure it's a #5.
We can do it!
#5 and #1 and #3 are pretty common.
They are, aren't they?
The second mark for Nissi.
Satoshi Oba of top 1st rank.
Ueno Akito of 3rd rank.
But the 2nd rank is also coming up.
It's getting a little more difficult.
It's going to be decided at the turn.
Oh, it's more than 2nd rank.
I might get it from the 1st and 2nd ranks.
Is there a chance?
There's also a chance from 2nd and 5th ranks.
Ah, it's not good.
It's a shame.
It's a shame. It's not a bad plan.
Ah, they did their best.
I saw it at 13th rank.
I had a dream about it.
Wow, that's amazing.
What is it?
Is it 3rd rank?
It's 3rd and 4th ranks.
4th rank.
Has anyone got it right?
I think so.
The result is 1, 3, 4.
It's 4.
Yes, it's 4.
Congratulations!
That's wonderful.
That's right, and number one is...
That's right.
Wow, that's amazing.
And the winners are...
Nenemaru, Sara-chan, and Onpon.
Nenemaru, what kind of face are you making?
Don't make such a delicate face!
And the winners are...
Kurosawa-san and Satoh-san!
Wow!
And...
Kurosawa-san and Satoh-san.
Congratulations!
Bien, bien.
I'm happy.
¡Gracias!
And now for the results.
Ninenmaru-san won 20 yen.
Carmen-tan won 470 yen.
And now for the results of the race.
Here are the points of the four of you.
Wow!
It's 0-0 now!
It didn't go very well.
Oh no!
Now, since we don't have much time,
everyone will be exempted from the penalty game.
Wow!
It's not there!
It's not there.
And now for the one-shot prediction chance.
The winner of the most important race is...
Tanuki-kun!
Congratulations!
And now it's time for viewers' votes.
Today, the most matured crew will vote,
and their votes will add up to 100 points.
Now, let's start voting.
The voting time starts in about one minute.
Then, start!
Viewers' votes will be displayed under the screen of Boat Race Channel.
Please vote by touching the crew you think has grown the most today.
We'll be waiting for your votes.
Can you say a few words about 2-0?
Yes!
It's fun to get it right,
and today's second race was a lot of fun.
Um...
Yes, 2-0.
I still want more points,
so please vote for me!
You haven't decided yet.
Yes, Tanuki-chan, please!
Yes!
It's a good situation.
I want to say more!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
I'll have you do it next time.
S-Sara!
Hey, everyone!
It's not "Sara, goodbye!"
Is it "Sara, goodbye?"
No, it's not!
We're waiting for your votes!
Aomo! Pon-chan!
I finished last, but I lost.
I tried my best, but I can't do it anymore!
Just say it!
It's not "I can't do it anymore!"
Since it's four of you this time,
it's unusual for you, isn't it?
Who do you think is getting the most points?
Who should I choose? Everyone!
You didn't think about it!
Who do you think did the best job this time?
Everyone!
You're not cute!
What about you, Kuro-chan?
I'm glad it was in Harpis today.
That's what you should have said, Rena and Kurosuda.
Are you really an entertainer?
Why do you keep saying that?
Entertainers have a name like "Tendon", don't they?
That's why I said it!
Who did the best job today?
The result is...
Wow!
Let's take a look at the results of the SNS Like Championship.
Kuro-chan, who posted the most likes on the photo posted at the beginning of the show, gets 3,000 points.
Please tell us how many likes you got from Neremaru-chan!
616 likes!
Thank you!
Wow!
Now it's your turn, Sara-chan!
I got 32 likes!
32 likes!
It's not bad, right?
Yes! I got 272 likes!
272 likes, right?
That's what it was!
The one who received the most likes was Neremaru- chan!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
At last, Nene Mayu-chan got the points.
She is really strong.
Thank you!
I'm happy! I'm happy!
Today is the last day, so we don't know what will happen.
That's right.
I'll watch the special edition at home, so please do your best!
While drinking tequila, right?
We don't know yet!
While drinking tequila, we'll definitely watch it on the 29th!
We don't know yet!
How many points will she get for getting 10,000 points?
Here is the announcement of the final result!
The result is...
Ah!
Ah! That's right!
Congratulations!
It was 0 points at last.
You two got along well.
Now, it's about the 10th place.
Pon-chan got 10th place!
Sara got 8th place!
Harpis-nyan got 5th place!
And Nene Mayu-chan got 3rd place!
Wow!
3rd place!
I won!
Wow! Since Haruki-senpai is also 5th place, she doesn't seem too happy about it.
- She doesn't like to be laughed at. - I don't know what will happen.
- I don't know what will happen.
And next week, Kuro-chan and Kuroo-chan, and again Kuroo-chan, four of you will appear!
Kajii, Yumemi, Shizuzawa-san, Pegasus-chan will appear!
Our guest will be Kata Karina-san!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you for coming!
And every Saturday at 3pm, Brain Town with Nami- dori!
Kokoriko Endo-san and Mishimura Honoka-san will host a special guest and try various missions!
Tomorrow, talent Yuji-san will appear! Please watch that too!
And finally, after this broadcast is over, at 9pm,
"Kuro-chan and Kuroo-chan's Midnight Space" will be broadcast on "Otona no GOATRACE"!
Please continue to watch it on GOATRACE channel!
Any questions will be answered by Kuroo-chan and Kuroo-chan!
So, Kuroo-chan and Kuroo-chan!
After this, "Otona no GOATRACE" will be broadcast on "Otona no GOATRACE"!
Please tell us your impressions one by one! Nenemaru!
Yes! Then I would like to hit the last part that I couldn't hit at midnight!
Everyone, please wait for me!
Now, Nyan!
Nyan! It's Nyan, but it's also Nyan for sexy!
There are a lot of Nyan! That's good!
Now, Sara!
Let's enjoy it together!
Oh, you're an adult!
What's wrong?
Now, Pon-chan!
Yes! I don't feel good because I don't have a special bank!
No, no, it's not like only one of you fell!
Nene, don't make me sad!
You fell! You fell!
It's not like you fell!
I'm counting on you! There are a lot of comments now!
Reina! Reina, can you say something?
It's kind of fun to be with cute girls!
What do you mean?
Reina! Reina, please be sexy from now on!
Yes, leave it to me!
There it is!
Kurosuta-san, please be sexy after this!
Leave it to me!
No! Pat yourself!
How do you feel?
Now, Akane-chan!
Please be more excited!
I'll work out more at midnight! Please look forward to it!
Now, I hope your photo album sells well!
Now, everyone, we'll continue with the midnight boat race!
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
We'll continue with the midnight boat race!
Oh, no! No one put it on me for two minutes.
I put it on myself.
Everyone, I went to the bathroom and didn't come back.
So I'm not sure if I'm wearing it properly.
I am myself!
It has begun!
Midnight...
Space!
And so, Midnight...
Space...
Bautress Monster's Kuro-chan!
It has begun!
The devil's bar is full!
Lucky and cheerful doctor!
You don't have to give me that look!
Seriously!
No one will give me this look!
Seriously!
What is this?
Sorry for the delay!
Let's have this guest join us!
Here we go!
Ha! Ha! Ho! Ho!
My brain is growing!
I'm going to attack you!
I'm Tanaka Renya!
Ah! All of a sudden!
I'm going to get excited!
Renya has become cute!
What do you think?
The devil's bar is getting stronger!
Do you think you can win today as well?
Ugh!
The devil's bar is attacking me!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Wait!
I don't know what Renya is doing!
I was cursed!
Ah! You were cursed!
That's why you became an ally!
Let's be allies!
Let's fight together!
And!
And! Kurosa-san too!
My hair doesn't grow, but my brain does!
Wow!
Wow! You're good at saying things!
I don't know what you're saying!
I was happy that my brain grew!
Your brain grew!
But if you think about it,
it's weird for Kurosa-san to get red!
It's really weird!
I'll do my best!
I'm glad you said that!
You're riding it today!
The water is really good!
Be careful not to drink too much!
That's right!
But I'm fine!
My face isn't red at all!
Really?
No, it's red!
Your horns are red!
Your redness is mild!
That's right!
Let's do it like this!
Now it's time for adults!
It's midnight boat race!
Let's race!
What is a midnight boat race?
To find out,
Akane-chan will explain!
Before Akane-chan explains,
let's do an opera!
Boyoyo!
All of a sudden!
Boyoyo! Boyoyo!
It's been a while!
Nice to meet you!
As expected of Shin!
Now, midnight boat race is
a boat race that you can enjoy for longer
than usual!
In 2023,
boat races will be held in Shimonoseki,
Wakamatsu, and Omura.
The number of days you can enjoy
a midnight boat race is increasing!
In 2022,
all six races were held,
but this year, all twelve races
will be held once a month!
The time schedule is,
the first race starts at 17 o'clock,
and the end of the twelfth race
starts at 21.30 and ends at 22.40!
You look tired!
Thank you,
Akane-chan!
I hope your photo book
sells well!
Thank you very much!
Let's go, Shin!
Now,
the four lucky crew members
who can join
us today!
Yay!
Now,
please introduce yourself
in a sexy way!
Good evening, everyone!
I'm Nene Maruko
and I'm Shida Nene!
Sexy!
Nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan.
You'll always have the same ears, nyan.
You're a sexy nyan, aren't you?
Everyone, it's getting late.
Let's have a toast with me.
I'm Sara.
Sara, sexy!
Oh, it's me.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Everyone, let's do a lot of adult boat races, right?
I'm Pon.
You're a little shy and sexy, aren't you, Pon- chan?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're saying that all of a sudden, Pon-chan!
DATSU's...
It's here!
You did it!
Even in the dark, the devil power is strong, so I'll do it!
I will now explain the rules of this show.
In this midnight space, four crew-chan teams and two crew-chan teams of Kuro-chan and Tanaka-san will battle.
And Kuro-chan, you have a penalty game, don't you?
I do!
That's right. If the crew-chan team loses, you'll have to use this roulette to decide the penalty game.
You'll have to do a lot of things.
Is that okay?
DATSU's...
By the way...
By the way, let me ask you.
Sara, which penalty game do you want to do?
Do you want me to do it?
I want to go to the girls' room.
If you go to the girls' room, Akane-chan will mess up.
I'm looking forward to it!
I didn't think you'd say you were looking forward to it.
I thought you were a kind girl.
Midnight will take over.
By the way, Kuro-chan's face in the middle of the roulette...
It's the face of when you were really tired, so I want you to change it.
You're really thin and you're really stressed out.
Please change it!
Really?
And if you become Kuro-chan, you'll do what you want to do, and you'll play baseball!
I'm looking forward to it!
By the way, Rei-nyan, is there anything you're curious about?
What I'm curious about is...
"Kudokareta"!
Hasn't this been on the show before?
It hasn't been on the show very often.
Please tell me everything about "Kudokareta" and make it look like it's on the news!
Oh, my God!
It's night, so you'll be forgiven for anything you say!
Oh, my God!
And there's one more important announcement!
In the end, the losing team will challenge "kissing face paradise"!
One representative of the losing team will kiss in front of the camera for 30 seconds or more!
They'll kiss in front of every camera, so make sure you do it all in front of the camera!
Even if you win, it'll be delicious for the viewers!
Make sure you watch until the end!
Please watch!
There are a lot of comments, too!
Cheap roulette
That's not true!
"Don't tell Nenemaru" There are comments like that, but I'll make Nenemaru say it, too!
Don't tell Nenemaru
I want you to say "Nenemaru" right away!
By the way, we're getting more and more questions from the viewers!
We have a lot of time today, so I'd like you to answer the questions now!
Now?
Yes, questions!
Which one should we do?
Let's do this one!
What's your favorite color today?
It's definitely not!
It's always the same!
Is it always the same?
Really?
I ask you every time, but...
Did you see it?
No, I didn't see it!
You didn't see it, did you?
What's your favorite color today?
I asked you!
Did you know?
I ask you a lot of times!
Let's hear it!
Nenemaru!
What's your favorite color today?
My favorite color is "dewy pink"!
Wow, that's new!
"Dewy pink"?
No, "dewy"!
"Dewy"?
"Dewy pink"!
It's like "dewy" in the wind!
"Dewy pink"!
It's different from what I expected! Pink is pink and cute, but how about you, Kurosawa-san?
I'm wearing it and it's kind of dull right now.
It's dull? I'm sorry, it's getting a little red, isn't it?
That's true! Red!
Now, next up is "harpies nyan"! What's your favorite color today, Shinka?
Light pink flower pattern "nyan"!
So cute! It's your favorite color, but you're wearing a flower pattern!
"nyan" likes that kind of color, doesn't it?
Spring flower pattern "nyan"!
Now, next up is "sarah"! What's your favorite color today?
Blue!
Which one?
Blue!
Oh, blue! That's nice!
It's like an "ocean view" and it looks fun!
It's fun!
It's nice, isn't it? It's a beautiful color, isn't it?
Now, next up is "gyaru" "pon-chan"! What's your favorite color today?
Today I feel like black!
Black! That's a good coordination!
Thank you!
She's an adult!
Now, by the way, "akane-chan", what's your favorite color today?
Today... I feel like white!
White!
That's nice! "pon-chan" and "akane-chan" have similar tastes!
But "akane-chan", you're wearing a swimsuit underneath, aren't you?
Underneath?
You're wearing something like a swimsuit, aren't you?
What do you mean by "something like a swimsuit"?
Swimsuit and underwear are the same, aren't they?
Yes, they are!
Well, since she's a gravy idol, she might take off her swimsuit in the middle of the race, so please look forward to it!
Please watch it until the end!
Now, here's the race you'll be predicting!
Today, you'll be predicting "shimonoseki" and these two races!
By the way, there are no "abema points" in this program!
You'll be predicting it in three years, and we'd like you to fill in at least 12 points!
Each of you, please write down your predictions on a piece of paper!
"kuru-chan" team and "kuro-chan" team will determine who wins!
If both teams get the same points, unfortunately "kuru- chan" team will lose and "kisu" team will go to paradise!
That's right!
That's not fair!
If you win, it's fine! If you win, it's fine!
Weak people shouldn't say things like that!
If you win, it's fine!
Now, let's do our best, "kuru-chan" team!
"kuru-chan" team will be participating in "shimonoseki" Race 11!
The prize money for 2022 is 15,599,600 yen.
No. 4, Kuzuhara Hiroaki, 40 years old, A2 Tokushima Branch.
The prize money for 2022 is 2,097,800 yen.
No. 5, Moribayashi Futoshi, 50 years old, B1 Nagasaki Branch.
The prize money for 2022 is 1,263,033 yen.
And No. 6, Nakayama Shou, 31 years old, A2 Tokushima Branch.
The prize money for 2022 is 16,161,000 yen.
But...
Eh, Danny? Wait a minute...
Are you listening?
You looked like you were having a lot of fun...
When you noticed, I was in the frame...
Akuma-san is strong...
Are you listening?
No, I'm listening properly!
Are you listening?
That's right!
I've been thinking about it!
Then, let's ask our curious racer!
From Enemado-chan...
It's not like you're not in the frame!
It's because you're in the frame!
I'm curious about No. 1 racer, Takeda-senshu!
He's the only one in A1 class with a high prize money.
I'm curious about whether this will be No. 1 or No. 2.
What do you think?
Yes, well...
He's a local No. 1 racer, so...
First of all, I think he's really passionate about it.
And Takeda-senshu is really good at one course, right?
That's why...
And his motor is really well done, too.
To be honest, I don't think he'll lose.
He's strong.
Yes.
Yes, thank you very much!
He won't lose!
Then, what about you, Harpis-nyan?
Yes, I'm curious about No. 3 racer, Uwatoni- senshu!
Yes!
Uwatoni-senshu is a racer I've known since I first joined Crocodile Run.
He's a racer I really like.
You like him, don't you?
Yes.
What do you think, Kurosita-san?
Yes, well...
Today is the last day of the season, but...
I did my best this season and made it to the semi- final.
I'm from Fukuoka City, but I'm actually from Yamaguchi Prefecture.
I'm originally from Shimonoseki Prefecture.
Oh!
I used to practice in Shimonoseki or Tokuyama Prefecture.
I'm used to racing on the water, and I think it makes sense.
Then, Sara-chan!
Yes! I'm curious about No. 6 racer, Nakayama- senshu!
I'm curious about whether or not he'll be able to win from the sixth course.
Well, I've been watching Nakayama for a while now, and he's got a good motor, but there were a lot of races where it didn't run all the way.
But it's a little far from the sixth course, so I don't think the motor is bad at all.
Thank you very much.
Now, Pon-chan.
Yes!
I think the second place, Takaoka, will win.
Takaoka is also from here, right? Yamaguchi branch.
Yes.
In other words, Yamaguchi branch and Yamaguchi- born racers are in the same frame.
And besides that, the motor is good, so in general, I think it's advantageous to win this time.
That's right.
Thank you very much.
Now, let's move on to the race.
Both teams, please write your predictions in triplets.
Viewers, please also give us your predictions.
We look forward to your comments.
The cloak is good, even if it's off.
I don't need a cloak.
Somehow, Producer-san and Kuro-chan have been playing all the time.
Playing? No!
No, it's because of the cloak being off.
They've been talking all the time over there, you know?
They've been like, "Why isn't the cloak coming off?" "Why isn't the stick coming off?"
They've been talking in small voices all the time.
No, it's not like, "Don't put the stick in!" or something like that.
Because of the cloak coming off, we don't need it right now!
Please don't play with it!
It's our job!
That kind of thing is also our job!
Oh, is it?
Wait a minute!
Okay, let's move on.
Kurosuda-san, please tell us about the points of this race.
Yes, I just said it, but I think it's basically an inside frame advantage.
And I'll say it again, but I don't think Takeda- senshi will lose if he doesn't say too much.
I think it's a pretty tough in-course race.
So it's one, two, and three.
We'll skip the third leg.
I see, you're saying it's going to be a tough race, right?
Yes!
Okay, thank you.
But let's check the points.
Here are the top three points.
Wow, it's only 5.6 points for one, two, and three.
It looks like everyone really expects one to run away here.
Are we putting in one, two, and three?
Yes, we are.
Okay, how about you, Tanaka-san?
One, five, three, four, three, one, two, five, one, five, four, six!
The reason why it's "five" is because in the past...
...we've taken "two" from "five".
Oh, you watch it a lot!
And for people with "three"...
...the whole thing looks like a good number!
- Right? - Yes.
- Like a torch... - Yes.
- Or a motor... - Oh, I see.
I thought it would be good, so I added it.
And for people with "two"...
...Kuro-chan added it, so I removed it a little.
Also, Reina-san...
The "one, five, four, six" at the bottom...
...has "one, five, all" at the top.
- I'll rewrite it! - Yes!
- What a waste! - That's right!
- Go ahead first. - Yes.
- Do you want to go first, Haruka-san? - Yes!
- Yes!
Mine is like this.
One, two, three, box...
Eight, two, three, four...
Um... I added "one, two, three, four"...
- Yes, yes, yes... - So it doesn't get stuck, right?
- Yes! - Yes, thank you very much!
- So, Shara-chan, can you go back and do it again? - Yes!
I've already narrowed it down to one head...
...and added two or three more like this.
Oh!
- I see, you only have "one, two, six", right? - Yes!
- Okay, I'll make it a little wider. - Okay!
- Shara-chan, can you do it? - Yes!
- Okay! - Ta-dah!
I'll make it a little harder...
- I'll add one more head... - Yes!
- I'll make it a little more messy... - Yes!
I definitely don't want to play a penalty game!
I definitely don't want to play roulette!
That's how I feel right now.
That's amazing. You did your best writing it.
- I did my best. - Let's go with Pon-chan.
Ah! 4, 3, 12! I made a mistake! I'm sorry!
- 4, 3, 12? You made a mistake? - Yes.
- It's 12 points, right? - Yes, it's 12 points.
1, 2, Zen! 1, 3, Zen! 3, 1, Zen!
- Ah, you got 3, 1! - Zen, Zen, Zen!
- That's amazing. - 2, 3, 3, 12, right?
- You're right. - Am I right?
- Yes! - Yes! I'll go with this!
She missed all of them.
Then, should we go with Kuro-chan?
You've been doing this for a long time!
When did you do it?
It's been a long time, Shin!
- It's Akane-chan's turn, Shin. - Hurry up and do it.
- Me? - Yes!
Is... is that so?
Then, can you show me?
It's like a rerun!
Good, Shin! I'll show you, Shin!
This is it, Shin!
It's a scene from "Devil's Paw"!
With one head... 2, 4, 6, Zen!
It's 12 points, Shin!
- Now, this is... - I'm aiming for Kuro-chan.
You don't have to aim for Manchu, it's easy, Shin!
That's right, Shin!
- Midnight is really strong. - That's true, that's true.
- It's a scene where you hit it hard. - It's good, isn't it?
Hm? What is it? Did you say something, Pon-chan?
- You hit it hard, didn't you? - What do you mean, "hit it hard"?
- You hit it hard, didn't you?
- It's good, Shin! - You hit it hard, didn't you?
I'll make you hit it hard, Shin!
This is for real!
- I'll make you hit it hard, Shin! - It's luck!
It's okay! That's also luck!
Yes!
Okay!
I'll make you hit it really hard, for real!
That's right!
Satan-sama, that's right!
Why did you hit me?! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for saying it earlier.
Looking at the screen, Reina was in the frame and made a weird face, right?
I didn't think it would happen.
- I see. - Looking at Koro-chan's face, I made that face.
- Thank you very much. - Yes.
Okay! I'll make you hit it hard this time!
Akane-chan!
Yes?
Akane-chan, how is it?
Midnight Board, are you enjoying it?!
I'm enjoying it, but...
It's really hard for me to get involved with Kuro- chan.
- I know! - I know!
It's difficult.
Akane-chan, who says things like that...
With devilish power...
Opera fireworks!
Wait a second.
It's like...
Cute!
It's like... you know...
I wasn't that good just now.
Are you okay?
Are you okay? It's like you let go of my hand.
There's still a chance for you to recover from this scene.
It's the scene where you throw her away again for the devil part.
I'll do my best.
There are quite a lot of comments.
By the way, you didn't sing for me just now.
If you have a chance, please sing for me again.
Of course, of course. I'll sing for you.
That's right. There are 4,400 comments now.
There are a lot of comments.
I'm looking forward to seeing you sing for me.
Don't bite me! Don't bite me!
Don't bite me!
Can't you do it twice?
Wait a second.
Isn't it hot? It's funny.
That's right.
The back of your head.
What is this?
Isn't it hot? It's funny.
What's wrong with you? You're working too hard.
The back of your head.
I think Kuro-chan is nice.
What do you mean?
She's working hard.
I'm not working hard. I'm just doing it because I like it.
No, you're really working hard to make it exciting.
I'm just doing it because I like it.
That's why it's hard for me to watch.
Akane-chan's tension has dropped.
Kuro-chan suddenly stopped talking.
Kuro-san is the only one who laughs with a kind face.
But I think Kuro-chan is amazing.
I'm rooting for you.
You're wrong.
I'm not rooting for you in a far place.
I'm rooting for you.
That's right.
I'm rooting for you.
I changed my prediction.
I told you I was wearing it.
I chose 1, 2, and 3.
Thank you.
But you bought 1, 3, and 4, didn't you?
What do you want me to do?
Is it wrong?
It's wrong.
It's 11 points. It's okay.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Okay.
I'll do my best.
Good luck.
I won't lose.
Unlike usual, there are four of you.
It's more advantageous for you to win.
That's right.
I'm second place.
Will it be okay?
Still, I'll do my best and win.
I did it.
I won't lose to them.
Pon-chan, there are comments saying you're getting better.
But it doesn't matter.
It just happens.
No, it's not like that.
Even if I get better, Kuro-chan gets worse.
There are some parts you don't understand.
Please do your best.
Please do your best!
What is it?
I can only say "what is it?"
Komachi-chan!
It's starting! It's starting!
You only say things you don't need to say.
You're making me do bad things.
I'm fifth place!
I lost!
I'm first place!
I'm sixth place!
I'm first and sixth place!
It's starting!
I'm sixth place! I'm sixth place!
I'm finally here!
I'm sixth place!
I'm first and sixth place!
It's amazing!
It's like a piano!
Look!
It's amazing!
It's probably like a tricycle.
It's an amazing race.
I'm fourth and sixth place.
I'm first and sixth place.
I'm pretty good at this.
You are?
This is bad!
You're going to Manchuria, aren't you?
Really?
I don't know!
If you go to Manchuria...
Akane-chan!
They'll let you do it here too!
Really!
Was "Midnight" there too?
It's "Devil's Parade"!
So they'll let you do it twice!
Manchuria...
Kuro-chan is amazing!
They'll let you play "Devil's Box"!
It's "Devil's Box"!
It's really Manchuria!
But it's half of Manchuria!
Let me play one!
It's not like that!
What is "half of Manchuria"?
It's "half of Manchuria"!
"Half of Manchuria"!
Last week's "Half of Manchuria" was just before Manchuria, so it's "half of Manchuria"!
"Half of Manchuria"!
But I don't have "half of Manchuria"!
It's not like that!
Even if it's like that, your team hasn't won yet, so they'll make you do bad things!
It's like you said!
So, it's decided at 164!
Wow, Kuro-chan!
You're winning!
You're winning with "teleport"!
You did it!
Satan!
I did it!
It's amazing you did it!
And Kuro-chan's team has been eliminated!
We didn't win?
It was fun!
And the loser is Kuro-chan's team!
Kuro-chan's team won by a landslide of 5,360 yen!
So, the result of the race is...
Kuro-chan's team won and Kuro-chan's team eliminated!
We did it!
We're so good!
We did it!
I won't let you do bad things!
Let's go back and see Kuro-chan's detailed explanation of the race!
Well...
Takera from the first in-course race was very calm.
It wasn't a dangerous runaway.
First of all, Otani from the third in-course race started attacking.
However, this got stuck in the rear of the first boat.
Meanwhile, No. 4 started attacking.
And Yama from the second in-course race had a good motor.
So, the boat started moving slowly.
If the boat was in this position, it would have been second in-course race.
So, the boat was moving properly.
It was a good race.
Well...
The main point of the race was that Otani's attack got stuck in the rear of the first in-course race.
So, No. 4 and No. 6 had a chance to attack.
However, No. 6 Nakayama started attacking.
Kuro-chan, you often bought this, didn't you?
I did!
But I was frustrated that I couldn't hit it earlier.
It cost me 130,000 yen.
So, I decided to attack with one shot.
I hit it!
So, you hit it with two shots.
Yes, I did.
Kuro-chan, you did a good job.
Thank you!
You were really strong in the first in-course race.
You weren't completely defeated, Pon-chan!
It was a good response even though you liked it.
Don't ask me what it is!
Just ask me!
I'm working!
I'm not working!
It's midnight, so it doesn't matter.
That's not the point of the game.
Now, it's time for the long-awaited...
Here we go!
The punishment game of the big explosion!
So, Kuro-chan, don't lose your energy!
You don't look good.
I don't look good, so I won't say anything!
Kuro-chan will spin the roulette wheel.
Are you ready?
By the way, Nene-maru...
Yes?
Which one do you want to hit?
If you say you want me to hit it, it's the girls' game.
The girls' game?
I didn't know you all thought of me like that.
I thought we were getting along well.
It's because you're a devil.
Are you ready?
Here we go!
Midnight Fever!
All right! Where is it?! Where is it?! Where is it?! Where is it?! Where is it?!
Last month's paychecks!
Wait a minute.
When we found this out,
the staff members were like, "Oh."
So let's not put this in.
That's wrong.
Oh... you can hear all of this.
Maybe you were happier about the internet news,
but if you say last month's paychecks,
you'll be on Netflix.
Alright, the penalty game is the prize money from last month!
We'll have you reveal them one by one.
First up is Nenemaru!
Shall we begin?
I've never said this before.
Oh!
By the way...
Yes?
By the way, "mostly" is okay.
"Something" is also okay.
Yes.
Please do it however you like.
Yes, sir!
Alright, Nenemaru, Kuro-chan, and Fiba.
Please go ahead!
Last month's salary was...
100 million yen!
That's a lot of money!
I wonder what "100 million yen" means.
She's acting cute.
Is it 100 million yen?
Is "100 million yen" the same as Japanese yen?
It's the same!
It's the same?
That's amazing!
That's really amazing!
Huh?
Is this a commercial or something?
Is it okay?
Well, Nenemaru... Nenemaru World has quite a fortune.
Fortune...
Yes.
Nenemaru World... By the way, how much is the photo album that's being sold?
Do you know?
Eh, it's not included yet, but...
Hmm... About... 300 Nenemaru, I think.
Wow, Shinnei!
300 million!
No, no, no!
30 million Nenemaru, I think.
30 million Nenemaru!
30 million yen?
Wow!
No way!
Isn't it amazing?
Amazing, Shinnei!
Wow!
You can get a lot, Shinnei!
Now, I wonder what everyone's comments are like.
There's a comment saying that one Nenemaru is worthless!
Now, what's going on?
With that said, shall we continue with Harpis Nyan?
Yes!
I'm curious about what Nyanko is like.
Now, if you please, Kuro-chan Fever!
Salmon for 10 days!
Salmon for 10 days?
Salmon is from Aramachi?
I don't know. I don't know much about it.
Salmon, salmon, salmon...
Salmon, you know...
There are salmon flakes and...
There are live salmon, right?
Which one do you prefer?
Salmon flakes...
Salmon flakes for 10 days!
Salmon flakes for 10 days, right?
Is it like a high-end supermarket?
Like a regular supermarket?
Salmon flakes, isn't that too little?
They're saying it's cheap!
They're saying it's about 3,000 yen!
Well, let's leave it at that!
Now, then...
Sara!
Yes!
Shall we begin?
Yes!
Sara's...
Yes!
Salary for last month...
Kuro-chan Fever, if you please!
My salary for last month is one-tenth of Kuro- chan's salary.
If you say it like that, I'll have to answer you.
If you don't say it like that, no one will know.
I know what you're going to say.
Kuro-chan's annual salary is...
Why is it annual salary all of a sudden?
Thirty million yen.
Kuro-chan's annual salary is thirty million yen.
That's a good line.
You know what a good line is, don't you?
When I was on "Midnight," I drew this and said it's one-tenth of Kuro-chan's.
At that time, Kuro-chan got three million yen.
Isn't it amazing?
Wait a minute. Don't say it without permission.
But that's about it.
No, it's not.
It's not the same this time, either.
It's up.
You're busy.
What did you say? What did you say it was one- tenth of mine?
It's one-tenth of it.
One-tenth of it means that your salary is 320,000 yen.
Kuro-chan's annual salary is 3.2 million yen.
What is this project?
This is the hardest thing for me.
Is it 3.2 million yen a month?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
But I think that's about it for you.
It's amazing. I'm sweating.
You're not sweating.
It's amazing.
It's just that there are a lot of things in it.
Figures and so on.
It's amazing.
All right.
What is this?
I definitely shouldn't ask you this every time.
All right, Pon-chan.
Let's go.
You're a gyaru, so answer me properly.
Kuro-chan's fever, go ahead!
It's only for entertainment, right?
Oh, entertainment.
If it's only for entertainment...
I won't say what kind of cigarettes it is,
but it's about 15 to 18 cartons of cigarettes.
I don't know.
I don't smoke.
One carton is about 15 to 18 cigarettes.
But it depends on what kind of cigarettes it is.
If you say one carton, is it ten?
Ten, ten, ten.
Maybe...
You're getting a lot of things.
Huh? Really?
It's only for entertainment, right?
So you're saying you're getting something else for free?
What do you mean by "something else"?
What are you getting for free?
Like social media.
Oh, so you're promoting something like that.
Advertisements.
Advertisements are pretty expensive.
Like "tukara" and "gyaru kara".
If you include that, it's about that.
Oh, I see.
So you're getting about 320,000 yen.
No! That's not it!
If you include all of that,
it's about 15 to 18 cartons of cigarettes.
That's enough. I'll make it 320,000 yen.
Why? Why?
Calculate it!
Now, we don't know who lost the most.
We're going to have you answer more and more of the viewers' questions we asked earlier.
Please!
Oh, we have a question. Wait a minute.
Let's do this one.
Where do you wash your hands first?
I asked that before, too!
It exists! I saw it when I climbed up earlier!
Really? I didn't see it, though.
See it for yourself, Reina!
I'm sorry. Did it exist?
It doesn't exist! There's no reason for you to say it!
Now, where do you wash your hands first?
Let's start with Nenemaru, who has a lot of comments.
Nenemaru, go ahead!
Well, I wash my hands from the inside of my mouth.
You wash your hands from the inside of your mouth!
I do "guchi guchi pei".
You do "guchi guchi pei"?
Yes, I do "guchi guchi pei".
How do you do "guchi guchi pei"?
Of course, you do "guchi guchi pei" when you're having sex, right?
Yes, I do "guchi guchi pei" when I'm having sex, right?
Sex! I know!
This is for Nenemaru!
"Sexy guchi guchi pei"!
Go ahead, Shin!
Oh, no!
Mm-hmm, pei
That's nice!
You did it, Shinya!
You're cute!
You're really cute!
Now, Harpisnyan!
Yes!
Where do you wash your hands first?
O-te-te-nyan!
O-te-te!
Ah, O-te-te! I heard O-te-te!
O-te-te! Do you wash your hands first?
That's right!
Do you wash your hands first?
Okay, I got it!
Please show us your sexy O-te-te-wash!
Where do you wash your sexy hands first?
Here we go!
So cute!
Kuro-chan, do something about it!
I'm having so much fun with this!
Some people like it when you're in trouble!
Don't worry, I'll answer you whenever I'm in trouble!
I see!
Okay, next up is Sara!
Where do you wash your hands first?
I wash my hands first from my ears!
Ears?
That's pretty rare, isn't it?
Yeah, I think it's pretty rare.
Recently, I've been using hot water to wash my hair.
It feels really good!
That's great!
Okay, let's see your sexy O-te-te-wash!
Here we go!
There's water in it!
Can you do a belly dance while washing your ears?
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow! Wow!
It's really good! It's really good!
Wow! Wow!
Sarah! It's a waste if you don't show your belly dance until now!
Show it well next time!
It's really good!
It's really good, Sarah!
It's good! Wow!
Now, let's talk about Ponchan! Ponchan, where do you wash first?
My eyes are heavy, so I wash my eyes first.
Wash your eyes first?
Yes.
Oh, you mean remove your makeup.
Yes. I take off my contact lens and start from where I put it on.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Then, take off your contact lens and put it on.
And then, please change your face.
Change my face?
Now! Take off your contact lens and take off your eyelashes and then change your face!
Take off your contact lens and put it on.
Ah! I lost!
Nice one, Shinyo!
It's getting more and more fun, Shinyo!
If you lose, there's a real punishment game like this, Shinyo!
Now, let's go to the race!
It's time for the second round of "I've lost."
It was an amazing time.
Let me introduce you from the first row.
Yasuharu Tsuboi, 46 years old, A-1 Shizuoka Shibu.
His total prize money for 2022 is 44,666,685 yen.
Second row, Shimojo Yutaro, 37 years old, A-1 Nagasaki Shibu.
His total prize money for 2022 is 3,908,851 yen.
Third row, Murakami Jun, 49 years old, A-2 Okayama Shibu.
His total prize money for 2022 is 2,227,466 yen.
Fourth row, Taiji Yagyu, 39 years old, A-1 Yamaguchi Shibu.
His total prize money for 2022 is 3,481,6985 yen.
Fifth row, Akitomo Nakamura, 32 years old, A-1 Kagawa Shibu.
His total prize money for 2022 is 4,242,2000 yen.
Sixth row, Seiji Mishima, 55 years old, A-1 Kagawa Shibu.
His total prize money for 2022 is 2,918,000 yen or more.
Sixth row...
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Are you listening?
I was exiling demons.
Exiling demons, huh?
I'm a racer.
It's your turn, Akane-chan.
Me again?
I'd like to ask you about your race.
Let's start with Renemaru.
I'd like to know about Nakamura's race.
He's an A-1 class A-5 class racer.
His prize money is high, so I'd like to know what kind of race he'll show us.
Kurosuda-san, are you okay?
I'm drunk because I turned around!
I see, I see.
Are you okay?
He's the brother of Momoka Nakamura, who won first place in Kuro-chan Girls back in the day.
Thank you!
He's very strong.
He's an A-1 class racer.
This year, there was a boat race competition called G2.
He won three times in that competition.
He's still a future racer.
Thank you very much.
Let's keep an eye on him.
Renemaru, it's your turn.
Please give us your predictions for this year.
Viewers, please give us your predictions as well.
We're looking forward to your comments.
Kurosuda-san, please tell us about this race.
This is a championship race.
It's a battle to determine the champion of this series.
Of course, first place is very advantageous.
In this race, Yasuharu Tsuboi's performance is outstanding.
His performance is outstanding.
His engine number is 25.47.
You don't have to believe this number.
His engine is very powerful.
Tsuboi has rebuilt his engine.
Basically, Tsuboi is in first place.
However, Yasuharu Tsuboi is a local racer.
If Yasuharu Tsuboi races hard, Yasuharu Tsuboi and Nakamura Akitomo may be eliminated.
However, I think it's better for Yasuharu Tsuboi to race from first to fourth place.
Thank you for your comments.
Viewers, please give us your comments as well.
Let's check the odds as well.
This is the top three and ten.
One, two and four are the most popular.
Kurosuda-san didn't put in two.
In terms of odds, one, two and four are the most popular.
Let's play while looking at the odds.
One, two and four are the most popular.
The comments are...
Five A-1 players?
And the order has changed, hasn't it?
Yes, it has.
But I think it will be 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
It was 5, 6, 4 just now, wasn't it?
I think you just failed in the pit battle, so I think it will be 4, 5, 6.
Is that so, Shin?
That was close! You almost got fooled, Shin!
What? What?
What is this?
Yes, you can put it in.
Okay, I'll put in 10 points.
1, 4 before folding and 1, 2 after folding.
I'm putting in 6, too.
Can you choose 12?
That's right, you can choose up to 12 points.
If it's 1, 6, 2, you'll get 5 answers, right?
Okay, Tanaka-san, please go ahead.
I wrote down all 12 points.
1, 2 before and after, 4, 1, 5, 1, 2, 3, 4, 3, 2, 1.
You have a good rhythm.
I'm confident!
Oh, you're confident?
I can win, can't I? I have the power.
Of course, Shin!
Of course, Shin! You can't lose, Shin!
Of course, you can't lose, Shin!
That surprised me! I thought you already wrote it down!
No, Shin! I haven't seen it at all yet, Shin!
You're trying to use LINE again.
No, I'm not! I'm teleporting!
You can't win, can you?
If you're using LINE, it seems like you were able to predict it, so I'd like you to use it.
Okay!
One, two, three, fold it back, one, four, five, fold it back, one, two...
Ah! One, two, four...
Is it okay?
One, five, six, fold it back, four, five, six...
Four, five, fold it back, six!
Four, one, two, fold it back...
Four, one, two, fold it back, six!
And two, one, three!
Okay!
I wrote a lot!
Yeah!
I also wrote four heads.
Okay!
Then, Sara-chan, let's go!
Okay!
I also wrote a lot of ones, including two ones.
I'm sure you'll get it right!
No, no...
She's like a fortune teller.
Is she a researcher?
Then, let's go to Harpies!
Okay!
Okay, I put in a 1-2-4 box and four heads. Nyan!
Nyan is good, isn't it?
So you put in a lot of four heads, right?
Yes!
I added more!
Oh! Minimal!
I made it 12! It was 10 earlier, so I added 3!
Yes, we'll go up to 12, okay?
Please do!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's go to Kuro-chan!
Not at all!
You don't want me to delete the previous one?
No, no, I'm not deleting it! I'm deleting it!
Not yet!
It's not like that! This is a big match!
I'm trying to win!
Akane-chan, please do it with everyone!
What do you mean "do it with everyone"?
You're mean!
I did it!
Do the opera sexy beam with everyone!
No, I'm not pretending!
I like it, but I don't really take it.
You're always complaining!
Kuro-chan, you have about one minute left!
Hurry up!
Hurry up and write it!
I'll write it!
Will you make it in time?
I'll make it in time! Because I'll win!
I wrote it!
Richie, you're doing your best again today! I love you!
That's what it said!
I didn't write it!
It's fine if you wrote it!
It's weird if I wrote it!
I wrote it!
What am I supposed to write now that I have more devil parts?
You have power, genius!
With devil power!
It was broadcast live!
30 seconds left!
Oh no!
You're late!
I've been writing it for a while now!
Wow, you're fast!
Did you write it?
You're fast at calculating!
Here you go!
144,1000 and 13,000!
Here you go! 12,000!
6,000 points!
That's it!
From here...
We've all been waiting for you.
We've been saving up our time with you, Kuro-chan.
Until you called us.
There are people who can't join a group, right?
There are people who make a fuss, right?
We're nervous.
I have a lot of things to do!
I'll do it again, for real!
You'll say bad things about me later, right?
I'll say bad things about you later, for real!
Be a good host, for real in the comments!
Ah!
Please do a Christmas carol for me.
Have you done it before?
Akane-chan, you haven't done a Christmas carol for me, right?
Are you doing it for me?
Yes!
It looks like you're not doing it for anyone.
I'm doing it for you, Akane-chan!
And so, Akane-chan...
Let's do it so everyone gets it right!
Christmas, da-dum, bo-yo-yo!
Let's go!
Let's get it right, everyone!
Rin-rin-rin, rin-rin-rin, da-dum, bo-yo-yo, bo- yo-yo!
Let's go!
Wow! Cute!
Cute!
This is fun!
Go, go!
This is fun!
I like it. It's elegant.
Oh, Akane-chan?
Yes!
Even if you do something like this, it's beautiful.
It's elegant.
That's right.
What are you doing?
What you're doing is terrible, but the content is...
No, but Akane-chan, think about it.
You do a lot of things on this Friday boat, and you know it's sexy.
That's why you asked for a photo book.
It's because of our show!
There's no other place where you can do that, right?
Of course there isn't!
This is a different perspective!
Of course there isn't!
We're surprised, too!
We don't know why we're allowed to do this.
Everyone says that Friday boats are peaceful.
It's nice.
While we're doing this, we're getting 5,000 comments.
Wow.
It's amazing, really.
Ah, Akane-chan, you're going straight to C company today, right?
That's right. It's Friday.
That's nice.
Like a social person.
You're right about that.
It's Friday, so I'm going social.
Like a social person.
C company for fatigue relief.
But I think...
You can only do things like this on shows like this, right?
But from the viewers' point of view,
I think they'll like it more if you do things like this.
Like, "Ah, you're doing this for me."
Like, "You're laughing like this."
Do you hate it like this?
Are you embarrassed?
You can see all of it!
What a great show!
It's nostalgic!
It's good!
It's nice to be able to see different sides of you.
It really is.
This is an audition program for The Crew, right?
I think those who get chosen are really nice.
I think so too.
You've chosen someone like this.
You've come this far.
A win for a win!
It's a win for a win.
Alright, last one!
Who will win!
I wonder who it'll be!
This is a scary one.
Go, go, go!
Wow, you're good!
You're good at this.
You've got one.
You've got three.
You've got three, but you didn't get it.
What's going on?
Oh, no.
But I hope it's not 5.
I hope it's 4.
Is it 4?
Oh, no!
It's gone too far.
But I don't know yet.
Huh?
It's become 1, 2, 3, hasn't it?
Huh? It's 1, 2, 3.
Oh, it's 1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
I hope it's 5.
But it's 5.
Oh, it's 3.
I hope it's 3.
Oh, it's 3.
It's coming up.
Oh, no.
I hope it's 3.
I hope it's 1.
I hope it's 3.
Is it?
It's fine.
Oh!
I hope it's 1.
1, 2, 3.
It's 12 points.
Maybe it has 12 points.
Huh!?
What!?
2nd, 3rd, 12th race championship match.
1st place is Tsuboi, champion of Gourin.
2nd place is Shimojo Gourin.
3rd place is Murakami Gourin.
5th place is Nakamura.
6th place is Mishima.
4th place is Yagyu Gourin.
I'm glad I rewrote it.
The result is 1, 2, 3.
You did it!
And congratulations to the black team for winning, too!
Yes, Sara and Aokon had it.
Yes, we had it.
The two of you won it.
One person for one year earned 290 yen, and one person for three years earned 1,220 yen.
And the result is...
1, 2, 3!
The black team won it again and again, but the black team won it again and again, and now it's 2 to 1!
And with that, the midnight space is won by the black team!
And with that, the black team, who lost, will have a face-kissing paradise!
Sounds like it!
How about it, everyone? Have you decided how you're going to do the face-kissing?
Aren't we doing it alone?
It's one person!
It's one person, but...
Who's doing it?
Isn't it rock-paper-scissors?
Rock-paper-scissors?
Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
You did it!
Then we'll let you have it!
Oh, really?
Thank you!
It was decided by Pon-chan, but she said she'd let it go.
As expected of democracy!
It's more fun than the black team!
And now, before the face-kissing paradise, Kurota- san, please explain the race in detail.
Actually, this is one of the highlights of the race.
The four baseball players are competing in a straight line.
Even though they're not in a position to face- kiss, they go out and face-kiss.
Baseball players are locals.
They're locals, so they want to win.
Normally, it's impossible to face-kiss from that position, but they did it one way or another.
Even so, it didn't reach them, so they ended up facing-kissing.
Shimojo and Shibata won the race.
If you look at it normally, it's a 1-2-3 result, but I think it was a race where the baseball players gave off that kind of spice.
However, the result is good, but Tsubori and the others are doing their best here.
After all, this is an overwhelming victory.
After this, Murakami, who is in third place, said, "The motor is good."
They're catching up here.
I thought it would be a 1-3-mission, but we have number five behind us, right?
If it weren't for that, Murakami might have switched to us here, but now he's looking at it for a moment and quitting.
In this case, Shimojo is more likely to remain, so I think it's a 1-2-3 decision here.
However, I think it was a race where the baseball players showed their local strength.
However, Tsubori, congratulations on your victory.
Congratulations!
Now!
You forgot about it!
This is a troublesome scene!
Midnight Croissant Fever!
You forgot about it, didn't you?
We still have this scene!
But it's too early!
Since it's a missed crew, we're fine!
Ah! We did it!
That's right, since it's a missed crew...
We did it!
Harpis and Nenemaru will do it!
I see, I see!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
They're fighting among themselves!
It's fine!
I don't hate fighting!
Now!
Let's go!
Midnight Croissant...
Fever!
Go! Go!
Turn it over, Croissant!
Now! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Joshiana!
We did it!
Now!
I didn't expect...
We did it!
There are so many Joshianas!
Wow!
Now!
Joshiana...
Akane-chan...
What will you do for me?
I'm so happy!
What will you do for me?
Sarah-chan and Nenemaru said that Joshiana is good.
That's right!
Everyone's feelings came together.
That's right!
Akane-chan, how do you feel now?
Well...
Since there are so many Joshianas...
I have to meet their expectations.
That's great!
I understand.
For such a wonderful Joshiana, Akane-chan...
Let's have a photo shoot pose festival!
This time...
Since it's special...
Please do 10 poses!
10?
I want you to do it slowly.
Nekro-chan, do it slowly.
I want you to do it slowly.
Don't do it like this.
Like this.
That's good!
Let's do it like that, Akane-chan!
Can you do it?
Yes! 10!
10!
Yes!
Don't rush and stand properly!
After seeing that, everyone will decide whether or not to do the photo shoot.
Please do it!
What?!
I understand.
I'll do my best!
Then...
Akane-chan...
Photo shoot pose...
Special 10 times!
Please do it!
Pam.
It's a photo album, but I can't throw it away.
It's a photo album, but you can't throw it away!
Now, for the last special!
Please end it with "Christmas Comaneci"!
Please!
Christmas Min Min Min Min Min Min...
Comaneci...
There it is!
I really can't do it without you! Thank you!
You can do it!
How did you like the photo album festival?
I wanted to buy a photo album.
Thank you.
If you think like that, it's worth it.
But you know what?
Your pose is much better than before.
Really?
You can do it now.
Kurosawa-san is also red and nodding. Are you okay?
You're pale.
I want a photo album, too.
You want it, don't you?
There is a giveaway event on 16th and 17th.
Where?
Where is it?
It's in Tokyo and Osaka.
I'm in Osaka on 16th and 17th.
I'm in Osaka on 17th and 18th.
Kurosawa-san, please come.
I'll go.
By the way, you don't have a photo album this time?
I don't have a photo album.
It's not mine, but I don't have a photo album.
That's right.
We just did a photo album of Akane-chan.
There is also a photo album of Nenemaru.
Nenemaru photo album!
There is an event, right?
Yes, there is.
This Sunday, December 3rd.
It's in Nagoya and Osaka.
That's amazing.
Can we see it on your SNS?
Yes, we can.
I hope you come to the event.
Nenemaru!
Photo album pose!
Nene, Nene, Maru, Maru!
10 poses, please!
After all, Nenemaru has become a rival.
Certainly.
Take it easy.
See, Reina likes to take it easy.
I want to see it.
Yes.
Well, Nenemaru, is it okay?
Yes.
Please.
Go ahead!
One. Two. Three. Four.
Five. Six. Seven. Eight.
You look like an idol!
So cute!
Two more!
Last one!
Here it is!
This is bad.
Your face is really bad!
Roster-san!
She's really frowning!
Roster-san, Roster-san!
Where was this event held?
It was in Osaka.
Osaka.
Umeda.
Umeda in Osaka.
In front of the station.
Shin-Osaka.
And Nagoya.
Nagoya.
That's not it!
That's good!
Wait a minute!
We missed the race this time!
Arpitina, do you want to do it?
If you release a photo book, we'll practice it for the photo book offer!
Okay!
Nyan-nyan! Do you want to do 22 poses?
No!
You're kidding me!
Wow!
Roster-san, can you do 10 poses?
Shin-Osaka, do your best with 10 poses!
Okay!
So do 10 poses and tell us which publisher you want us to send it to at the end, okay?
- Okay? - Sounds good!
- Please say "please"! - This is hard...
It can be a magazine!
- Okay, please go ahead! - Okay!
- Meow! - One!
- Oh, so cute! - That's good!
- Oh, that's good! Two! - Meow!
- That's cute! Three!
You can do it!
- Four! - That's good!
- Five! - You're using cats well!
- Six! - That's good!
- Meow! - Seven!
- Oh, that's good! - Meow!
- Eight! - Meow!
- Nine!
Last one!
- Meow! - Oh!
- So cute! - So cute!
Okay! Please say which publisher you want us to send it to at the end!
Where is it?
Publisher, nya!
You went all the way!
Bad boy, nya!
Bad boy!
Bad boy, bad boy!
Bad boy!
Okay, I'll think about it tomorrow.
No!
Not today.
I'm in today, okay?
Not today.
When you go out, okay?
Thank you, nya!
You were good!
You said a lot of things!
Now, we're going to have everyone answer the questions we picked up earlier!
There's a lot of "crocodile books" right now!
You guys know a lot about it!
Okay, let's go with this one!
There's a comment asking "What do you think is your number one favorite?"
Okay!
Out of these four, which one do you think is your number one favorite?
If you can, I'd like you to give me a reason!
Okay!
Let's start with ninemaru!
Okay!
Ninemaru!
Ninemaru, out of these four, which one do you think is your number one favorite?
Please answer!
Number one!
But there's a reason!
Number one!
We're all number one, and we all have our own cuteness!
I understand!
While saying that, ninemaru thinks she's number one!
Really?
But it's important!
It's not important!
When you said "number one", everyone was like "yeah, you're right!"
That too!
Now, I'm looking forward to the next one!
Next, let's go with "nyan"!
"Nyan" is...
My number one!
- What is it? - My number one!
What does "my number one" mean?
"Nyan" is...
"Nyan" is my number one!
My number one, "nyan"!
What... what... what number?
"Nyan" is...
What number is it?
Nyan?
What number?
Hello?
Let's go to the next one!
Reina will get angry!
Let's continue!
Let's go with Sara!
Yes!
What number do you think it is?
Please answer!
I think it's number 2!
Huh? Why?
Why?
Number 1 is...
Nenemaru!
What's wrong?
Nenemaru has a lot of fans,
so I don't want to make him angry.
Wait a minute!
Number 2!
But I think it's number 2!
You're being too secretive!
What do you mean?
But...
I think it's number 2!
You said it yourself!
I think Sara is number 1!
You're mean!
I'm not mean!
I have my own opinion!
Sara is number 2!
I have my own opinion!
Let's go with Ponchan!
What number do you think it is?
By the way,
I think it's number 4!
Huh? Why?
First of all,
I have a different look today!
I'm in a worse mood than usual!
I also changed my glitter!
I don't like white glitter as much as usual.
I see.
By the way,
Ponchan has 12 fans,
but even if you're not doing well,
please name a fan you think is winning!
I think it's Pegasus...
Pegasus?
Pegasus passed the presidential election!
It's a picture!
But Pegasus won't get mad!
He won't!
I know what you're thinking!
But,
you said you're number 1 in the world,
but you're number 1 in the world,
right, Akane?
Yes, Pegasus-chan told me about it.
She said I'm the cutest in the world.
Is that so?
Yes, I'm the cutest in the world.
Yes, after the commercial,
it's finally time for Kiss Gun Paradise!
Okay, four of you,
please act like you're in an adult commercial!
Okay, four of you, please act like you're in an adult commercial!
After this, the commercial is over.
You're sexy now.
The losing crew is going to kiss in paradise!
The losing team will kiss in front of the camera for 30 seconds.
We're going to kiss you in front of all the cameras.
So do it properly in front of the camera.
Okay.
So that the viewers can sleep soundly.
I'm used to it now.
You're used to it?
You're used to doing it with fresh feelings, right?
I'm used to it now.
So at the end, do a pose and kiss.
So that you can sleep soundly.
Add something to it one by one.
Should I say it before I kiss you?
Before you kiss me?
Or after you say it?
It's up to you, Pon-chan.
Okay.
Are you ready, Pon-chan?
Yes!
Then, kiss in paradise...
Start!
Index finger.
Thumb.
Little finger.
Where did it go?
Ring finger.
Time's up!
What did you mean by that?
I said the type of alcohol and I was going to say the finger thing.
I didn't know if I should make it indirect or not.
Either one didn't matter.
But since Pon-chan did her best, the next one is...
Sarah!
Why? Why?
There's still time so Sarah should do it too!
It's a matter of time!
Sarah's one word made Pon-chan do it even though she won.
Sarah should be responsible for this too.
That's right.
Is that okay?
Sarah's belly dancing was really good today.
Can you do a kiss with your belly dancing?
Yes!
Can you do it?
I'll answer your request!
Wow, you can do it!
Right?!
Okay, let's look forward to it!
Kiss Face Belly Dance Paradise, start!
Sexy Tanaka-san...
Do you know about it?
It's a drama that airs every Sunday at 10.30 pm.
I also appear in it regularly.
Please watch it!
I do belly dancing!
Time's up!
We have no choice but to watch it!
We will! We will! We will definitely watch it!
It's sexy!
It's sexy! It's Tanaka-san!
Tanaka Reina-san, you have to watch it!
Tanaka's connection, right?
Yes!
You have to watch it!
But we film it every week!
It's just that we can't watch it because it's too fun.
We'll film it all!
Please do!
Let's watch it!
If you can watch it now, I'm sure you'll watch it too!
Everyone, please support Sarah!
Yes! Please!
Next, let's go with "I want to release a photo book."
Let's go with "Harpis's Nest."
I want to release it.
What do you want to release?
It's from Money Books.
The Protector.
Is there such a thing as "The Protector"?
Is it okay?
Yes!
Now, let's go with "Kissgirl Paradise."
Here we go!
Ready, go!
Where do you want me to kiss you?
Here!
Continue!
Is it here?
Or is it here?
One more time!
Is it really here?
Time's up!
She does it properly.
She always does it properly.
Every time she says something,
she says something that makes men happy.
It's highly rated.
But when she does it for the first time,
she's forced to do it again.
She's pitiful.
She can't do it again because of delusions.
She's pitiful!
Please do your job properly!
Take care of your cat!
She's pitiful!
Let's continue with Nenemaru.
Nenemaru-chan, please do it too.
I knew you'd do it.
It's not for everyone.
You said it's not for everyone.
Nenemaru-san, please do it.
Yes.
Nenemaru Paradise...
Start!
You did well today.
Nenemaru hasn't eaten yet.
Chuu, let's eat.
I want to watch TV too.
Let's eat and kiss
Let's kiss!
Time's up!
Cute!
Refreshing!
Cute!
It feels like a couple
Yes, like at home
At home!
See?
Mei's importance!
Thank you!
Cute!
It's wonderful!
Lastly, Akane, would you like to go?
I knew it
I've been waiting!
I've been wanting you to push me for a long time
Time's up!
Let's go, Akane!
Do your best to sell photos and kiss!
Kiss Face Paradise, start!
K...
R...
S...
M...
S...
Time's up
Damn it!
A...
I...
I'll do it!
I'm sorry I wasted your time.
I'm glad.
We have over 5,500 comments.
Rei-nyan!
Yes!
Can you sing us a song?
Got it!
Well...
The comments are amazing.
Well...
Everyone knows this song.
Yes!
Everyone, please participate!
Got it!
Here we go!
The future of Japan is...
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
I'm jealous of the world!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
What should we do?
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
Dance!
Dancing all the night!
Yeah!
Kuru-chan...
Well...
How should I say it?
There was a difference.
Yes.
But you did it well!
It's good that we all became one.
Yes!
So...
Kuru-chan and others, how was it today?
Shinkan-nene-maru!
Yes!
Today, I had a lot of fun with everyone for three and a half hours.
I wanted to do a lot of things, but...
Thank you for today, too!
Yes!
Now, Rei-nyan, please!
Yes!
Today...
I was nervous and excited.
Because...
I got caught in the middle of the song...
And I started dancing pretty fast...
But it was all fun, nyan!
Thank you for today, nyan!
Thank you!
Yay!
Now, Sara!
Yes!
This was my last Kuro-kuni this year, but...
I had a lot of fun at the end, too!
Everyone...
Happy New Year!
That was fast!
Now, Pon-chan!
Yes!
I couldn't go out of my house anymore, but...
I was able to stay up all night, so it was a lot of fun!
Thank you!
You should've said that earlier!
Now!
Lastly, Kuru-chan and others...
Please say good night to everyone!
Yes!
One, two...
Good night!
Now, Rei-nyan, please!
Good night!
Everyone!
Thank you for watching for three and a half hours!
Good night!
Thank you!
Now, Akane-chan, say something, too!
See you next week!
Good night!
Good night, good night!
Now, until next midnight...
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
Good night!