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≠CALLME≩!
Senpai!
Please tell me more!
This time, on March 10th,
at the Octopia Sakura Hall,
the second episode of the show,
public recording, ≠night performance ≩ will be broadcasted!
We'll have a big showdown with the host, Akimasa Haraguchi,
and a special video of the show!
Staff!
People who came to the venue,
and people who didn't,
let's have a good time like it's a live show!
And I, Ogihama, will do the narration!
Everyone, let's hold towels and have a good time like it's a live show!
Senpai! Tell me more!
This is the room right before the performance.
They are discussing about something.
I told her to copy me.
Giruten, miruten, koten, koten...
Everyone...
What was it again?
Let me say it one more time.
Bocchi bocchi!
She's serious.
She's really serious.
Finally, the shadow hole starts!
Let's go!
Miru-chan, please!
Yes!
Giruten, miruten, koten, koten!
Yes!
Giruten, miruten, koten, koten!
Thanks to you two, the venue has warmed up.
And then, the performance of "night performance" will start!
You two will form a group and compete for points in various scenes during the performance!
Here is the result of the team opening!
Then, let's go to the first corner!
The program started and there were various things in three years! ≠ME, tell me the history!
This program has already started and it has been three years!
We have had various seniors come to us!
They taught us various things on TV!
Yes!
Could you please tell me what you mean by "filled with such memories"?
This time, Program Stack has picked up famous scenes from "Octopus Broadcasting"!
Wow! Thank you!
Here is the special video!
Octopus Broadcast
My heart is pounding!
Now! This is it!
Please choose a drink!
I will drink "ee"!
Yes!
"This is not the cola I drank"!
Wow!
It is a scene where they compete with "Kiki Cola" of "Osuzugan Special Field", which is the enemy of the devil!
"Kiki Cola", right?
Yes!
"This is not the cola I drank"!
Wow!
She is so cute!
I received a comment saying, "Do you want to cut a room like this?"
Thank you!
It's "Myrcene"!
What?
It's "Myrcene"!
That was a big talk.
Next is a group talk.
I want to end it here, but I have an announcement for you all.
What is it?
After this, we decided to go bungee jumping!
This is "Petit Dog"!
Really?
I believed it!
You believed it!
I thought you wouldn't say it!
She's really crying, though.
I don't like high places.
She's in trouble now.
One, two, ta-dah!
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
It looks like Hana is getting ready for today.
Yay!
I'm scared!
Do you remember that time, Kamira-san?
No, I don't.
Right? It was amazing.
You couldn't do "kiki kora" at all.
I'm sorry. I'm supposed to be good at it.
Well, let's move on to the next VTR.
Here we go!
Oh! The reputation...
The reputation is rising!
Now, it's time for...
the Valentine's Day project of Daiharan.
What?
What's going on?
It's not a joke, right?
This is...
It's not true!
I thought it was crazy.
What?
What? Should I stop?
It's crazy.
Now, everyone!
Suddenly, we have a problem.
What is the cause of the earthquake in this unpublished scene of Valentine's Day project?
What is the cause of the earthquake?
What is it?
We don't know.
It's crazy!
Hinori, did you know?
I know!
Wait! I know, too!
I know!
No, no, no.
You're the only one who can answer it.
What?
You're the only one who can answer it.
It's obvious you'll know it.
Is it wrong?
It's wrong!
Can we answer the members who weren't there?
Oh, you know what it is?
What's going on?
This is amazing!
This is seriously amazing!
Of course!
What's wrong, Saya?
Of course!
What's wrong, Saya?
The correct answer was salt and sugar!
You said it wasn't salt!
I did!
You said it was salt!
Yes, I said it wasn't salt!
You said it wasn't salt!
I said it wasn't salt, and you took it away!
What's amazing about Saya is that she doesn't know if it's sugar or not just by smelling it!
Saya, you'd better make sure of it from now on!
Next up is an update on ≡ME!
This one came out really well!
It's so cute!
It looks fun!
This was a photo trip!
You're kidding!
I forgot what I was going to eat!
It was so much fun!
Don't make fun of me like that!
It was so much fun!
It was so cute!
I remember it. I remember it so much.
Shall we eat it?
Let's eat it.
It spilled a lot.
It didn't just spill normally.
A big incident just happened.
Please be careful.
It spilled on me, so I asked for various measures.
I want to pick up Moe-chan who has a camera.
Here is the question.
What was the tragedy that struck Sakurai-san in the pre-release scene just after this shoot began?
Yes!
Who said it?
Except for Ogihana!
Okay, I'll say it.
Well, I think...
She dropped her camera in the pond.
It's a big incident.
No, it's not!
Moe-chan fell a little.
No, it's not!
It's related to weather.
Excuse me!
Are you ignoring the MC and giving us a hint?
No, I'm not giving you a hint!
I'm just saying it!
I want you to answer, Mr. B.
I remember!
Can you do it for me?
When the wind blew, Momo-chan's bangs went "ahhh"!
"Ahhh"!
That's close!
What?
That's close!
Let's see!
When the wind blew too much, my twin-tail got tangled up!
It's okay!
It's cute!
It's not!
It's funny, though!
It's close!
Since we don't know anymore, Ogihana!
Yes!
Please say the correct answer!
Yes!
Momo-chan's favorite expensive umbrella broke!
It broke!
What?
How did it happen?
Amazing!
She remembers!
It's funny!
You were next to me, weren't you?
I like it. I feel like I have plenty of time.
It's hot!
I can't do it.
Let me do it.
Wait a minute.
Did you hear a bad sound?
The umbrella...
The umbrella collapsed.
The umbrella collapsed me.
So,
Shibetsu's umbrella broke!
I was so sad.
It was sad.
But I bought the same one as you.
But I forgot it on the train.
So,
it's broken now,
but I'm holding it like this.
It's windy.
It was good until the wind blew.
It was close.
It didn't get entangled.
It's a shame.
Wasn't there anything surprising?
When I went to a Chinese restaurant with Mirei,
we ate xiao long bao.
I wore my favorite new coat.
Then, when Mirei ate xiao long bao,
she said,
This one is sweet.
This one is sweeter than me.
That's common in Chinese restaurants.
That's not common.
But it's not just xiao long bao, is it?
Isn't it?
Don't you remember?
What happened?
It's not limited to Mirei,
but it's common in Chinese restaurants.
It's common in Chinese restaurants.
Ogi-chan also poured soda on me.
She's like you.
I'm glad we're in the same group.
The last one is...
Please watch the rare video.
I, Suzuki Hitomi, will be in charge of the narration this time.
I'm looking forward to your offer of appearing in the drama.
Of course, I'm looking forward to working with you.
Oh, I made a mistake.
I have a bad feeling about this.
What is it?
Staff, is it right?
Staff!
I'm embarrassed.
Staff!
I'm embarrassed.
Staff!
I'm embarrassed.
Why didn't you prepare it in advance?
Staff!
I'm embarrassed.
So, I'll be in charge of the narration this time.
Wait a minute, I may not be able to do it today.
So, I'll be in charge of...
Wait a minute, I'll take a break today.
What is it?
So, I, Tomita Nanako, will be in charge of the narration this time.
I said "in charge" by mistake.
It's like a TV show.
Why are you perfecting it yourself?
You're perfecting it yourself.
In terms of performance, the live show is over and a new song is on sale, but I don't care about that!
Power!
As expected of Akira.
Ta-da!
What's wrong?
Yes.
What's wrong?
Yes.
In terms of performance, the live show is over and a new song is on sale, but I don't care about that!
Power!
Oh, nice!
That's a good thing!
So, Nasmin, what do you think?
Cute!
Wasshoi! Wasshoi!
What's up? What's up?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
One-man festival.
Wait a minute.
I can do it.
I'll do my best.
That's good. You have your own personality.
Chiyori, wait a minute.
Didn't the staff know?
That's right.
I didn't know there was a video like that.
I'm like, "Staff!"
She did her best.
I guess the staff didn't hear you.
Say it again.
Staff!
That's it for ≠Teach ME!History!
Yay!
What's exciting about the video is...
This corner!
≠ME Big Cut Queen Championship!
Now, we're going to play the popular game of ≡ME Daikiri Queen again this year.
Even if it's not funny, as long as it's cute, it's okay.
Sounds good, doesn't it?
Please show us your personality.
Of course, ≡ME Daikiri Queen also has points.
Everyone, please do your best.
Here's the first topic!
What is ≡ME Daikiri Queen's cute entrance ceremony?
Now, please write it down.
If you can, please raise your hand.
Thank you, in the middle of it.
I'm sorry!
It's okay, it's okay!
When you're done, it's okay!
What is ≡ME Daikiri Queen's cute entrance ceremony?
Entering with your loved one!
So cute!
One point!
Yay!
Okay, let's go!
Emilee!
Yes!
Let's go!
What is the most cute entrance ceremony of Noemi University?
Everyone wears cat ears!
Two points!
Yay!
Okay!
Boe-chan!
Let's go!
What is the most cute entrance ceremony of Noemi University?
Yes!
The school building is decorated very much!
Three points!
Yay!
Yes, yes!
Okay, Milton!
Yes!
What is the most cute entrance ceremony of Noemi University?
When you are called by your name, you answer "kirun", "honda", "niyuki", "kirun"?!
Yes!
The way you answer is like "shouten"!
Only Milton!
Two points!
Yay!
Okay, two more people!
Natsumi, you can do it!
Please, Natsumi!
Yes!
What is the most cute entrance ceremony of Noemi University?
The entrance is "runway"!
Wow!
One point!
Finally, Kirari, you can do it!
Wait, wait! It's hard for me!
Don't worry!
Kirari!
What is the most cute entrance ceremony of Noemi University?
Yes!
The introduction is "self-introduction"!
Wow!
Cute!
Self-introduction!
Can you do it?
Nice to meet you!
I'm Milton!
Hehe, please call me by my name!
Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-milton!
Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-milton!
This is it!
Thank you, Milton!
What?!
Why?!
Time's up!
Yay!
Okay, let's move on to the next topic!
Please, have a seat!
The next topic is this one!
≠ME means noodles sold out throughout Japan.
(what on earth are you saying?)
Please think about it.
The world of cup noodles has sold out of Japan?
Let's move on!
You can just say anything.
Sure!
≠ME means cup ramen sold out of Japan.
It'll be done in 3 seconds.
(Noisy JoJo)
(Cute JoJo)
It doesn't matter if you become cute!
Shiorin!
Yes!
In ≠ME's words, what do you think Japanese cup noodles are sold out of?
Can we talk about it one by one?
5 points!
Nacchan, let's go!
Yes!
In ≠ME's words, what do you think Japanese cup noodles are sold out of?
Behind the lid of cup noodles...
Oh, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm confident!
Please!
I'm confident!
Let's go!
In ≠ME's words, what do you think Japanese cup noodles are sold out of?
Surprisingly, she printed the screen behind the lid of cup noodles!
She printed the screen behind the lid of cup noodles!
After this, will she try monogaki?
Yasumiya, what are you doing?
What was it?
Smile!
Yasumiya, what are you doing?
See you!
Look! Good morning! I made fried eggs!
Really?
Wow! It looks so good!
I don't like fried eggs, either!
Now, Sayana Mincy is in the lead with 12 points.
Can she turn the game around?
Here is the last topic!
≠ME's 6th single "Where are the angels?"
It's a super relaxed dance!
What kind of choreography is it?
Let's play the song first!
Are you ready?
≠ME's 6th single "Where are the angels?"
It's quite long.
"Where are the angels?" is played only in one chorus.
Please dance to it.
Let's do it with music.
Can you do it?
We can do it together.
Let's do it together.
Together? OK.
Let's do it.
Music, start!
Where is the angel?
Where did the angel go?
Where is the angel?
It's the angel!
Where is the angel?
It's the angel!
Where is the angel?
The angel is here!
It's cute!
Ready, go!
It's the angel!
It's cute!
Excuse me, can you do it at school?
One point!
It's kind of you!
It's quite sweet.
Can you do it?
Ready, go!
"Siorin" "Daji" "Go" "Aito"
Ready, go!
Where is the angel?
Which choreography?
Music, start!
It's cute!
Nacchan, you're in trouble!
She's changed!
"Siorin" "Daji" "Go" "Aito"
Two points!
- Now, the last one is... - Last?
It's already the last one, so the remaining four teams will watch it at once.
- What?
No!
- It's okay, it's okay, I can watch it, so it's okay. - No way!
I can watch it, so it's okay.
Let's do it at once.
Okay, here we go!
- There is huge distance between them, but it's okay. - That sort of distance.
- They use such distance?! - Could it be possible?
- It must be dangerous. - Okay.
And this is the combination of ≡ME and Sashihara Reno.
It is...
≡ME and Sashihara Reno!
It was worth getting involved.
Together!
It was worth getting involved.
Now, with Sashihara Reno and Sashihara Reno,
we present you with a cat-cat bread!
A cat-cat bread!
It's so cute!
It's a cat-cat bread!
It's so cute!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
And so, with Sayana Mincy's victory,
"Night Park" was released as the king.
It was so fun!
Let's hold this "Absolutely Public Recording" every year! It was fun!
I will polish myself with clothes more and more!
It was so fun! I won second place!
It was so fun thanks to your laughter! Thank you very much!
It was the best day! I feel like I have muscle pain!
It was a very happy day!
Thank you for coming! I will do my best!
Thank you for coming! Please come again next year! I love you!
Thank you! It was a great day thanks to you!
≠ME is the best!
How did you like "≡ME is the best" released twice?
I couldn't show you everything, but I had a lot of fun!
I hope I can meet you again!
See you again!