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"Noemi's Delusional Valentine's Day Special" 2023!
"Noemi's Delusional Valentine's Day Special" second half!
Last time, we made chocolate sweets as a team, and won against Moe-chan, Serena, and Nanaka!
And this time, for each of us to confess our delusions,
the members will get a huge prize for Nacchan's confession!
Also, a magical girl will appear!
That's not a broom, it's a broomstick!
Once again, the narration will be done by Suganami Mirei!
For those of you who get the highest score, there will be prizes as well! Everyone, do your best!
[Credits]
Please tell us more!
This is an individual match, you know.
I know.
Can you stop showing off already?
No, no.
Sayan has been doing this for a while now.
I know.
On the contrary, your points are going down.
Now, then...
Please wait for a moment.
Now, then...
What's going on?
When I turn around, it's like this...
It's like it's sticking to me.
Wow!
Here are the rules for delusional confession.
In the prepared boxes, the situation will be written.
Depending on the situation, you will have to confess your feelings.
After watching your performance, you will decide whether you like it or not.
Now, then...
The first delusional confession challenger is Sayayan!
Now, what's the situation?
Delusional confession, please!
Confession to someone you met in school and fell in love with at first sight!
Ah, I see!
Wow!
But there are quite a lot of them!
Like in manga!
Like... like...
Yeah!
Like in manga!
In manga, you often...
There are quite a lot of them!
It depends on who you're attracted to!
That's true.
What kind of person do you want me to meet?
Mr. Ichibashi from "Tunnels"!
Wait a minute! I'll do it!
Now, then...
From Mr. Haraguchi's department...
The impersonations assigned by the members will be used!
The situation is...
Confession to someone you met in school and fell in love with at first sight!
Ah...
Why did I get a red dot?
Again with this...
Excuse me!
Huh?
I'm sorry for calling you all of a sudden. Are you okay now?
I'm a little... okay now.
I'm Saya Tanizaki of the school next door.
How cute!
Wow!
Really?
I didn't know there was such a cute girl.
Um, first of all...
Can you tell me your name?
Ah! My name is Taka!
Ah! Then... Taka-chan!
Taka-chan!
Um... it's sudden, but...
Oh!
This! It's Valentine's Day today, so I wanted you to have it.
Ah, thank you!
With this...
It's the fourth one!
The girl you met in school and fell in love with at first sight!
It's the fourth one!
It might be the fourth one, but...
I'm the most in love with you, and I've been looking at you for a long, long, long time, and I fell in love with you at first sight!
Really?
I called you all of a sudden, so you might be wondering who I am, but...
From now on, I want you to know me and love me!
It's the fourth one!
The end!
I see.
Thank you!
I see.
But...
All of a sudden, you say that to the person you met.
No, I think I can't reach you unless I tell you how I feel.
Yes.
I...
Even if that situation was real, I would tell you.
Is that so?
Yes.
Ah, but since it's the first one, it's a standard.
Ah! Because it's a standard, right?
You say good things!
Thank you!
Because it's a standard!
Yes!
What is Sayayan's score?
Six points!
Do you think this is a standard, everyone?
But it's quite high.
The next delusional confession challenger is Nacchan!
Confessing to younger juniors who are cuter than you.
This is difficult. What should I do? I'll ask for permission first.
Can I?
Yes.
At 2 o'clock in the morning...
No, no, it's younger!
Younger is Ega-chan!
Nacchan's delusional confession chose a surprising opponent!
Why is Nyogamu so difficult?!
With Ega-chan pose...
Ega-chan!
What is it, senpai?!
Ega-chan!
Nacchan-senpai!
Let's play together!
What do you want me to do?!
You're always doing that, aren't you?
Did you hide something?!
No, I didn't hide anything!
Turn around, senpai!
What do you have, senpai?!
I'm thinking of keeping it a secret for now...
Oh!
Then... show me.
I wrote "love" in Ega-chan's unknown character.
Please call an ambulance!
There's a dangerous guy!
You're always cute like a little brother, but I think you're lovely, so would you like to say "boo" with me from now on?
The end!
What did you write in Ega-chan's character?
I wrote "love" in Ega-chan's character.
Yes, I wrote "love" in Ega-chan's character.
But if you write it like this...
Like "love"!
Like "boo"!
Ega-chan has a variety of movements.
That's true!
If you say it like this, what will happen?
What are you learning?
Nacchan confessed her love to Ega-chan with her unexpected movements.
What's the score?
4 points!
There wasn't much of an unexpected move.
Actually, it's like this.
But Ega-chan's movements were wonderful.
Can you do it again for me?
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"love"!
The score is 2 points higher!
You did it!
The next dream confession challenger is Kirarin!
Confession to a senior in my club who I've always wanted to meet!
Oh! Isn't it easy to do?
Amazing! It's easy to do!
I think it's okay if you don't make a mistake in choosing your partner.
Then, Yuichi Watanabe-san...
Yuichi Watanabe-san...
Yuichi Watanabe-san, the battlefield cameraman.
Can we do it in the photography club?
In the photography club...
Okay.
Kirarin's dream confession, choosing a tricky role.
This is...
...the Tokyo Tower.
Because it's Valentine's Day...
...it's brown...
...and red...
...and white...
...it's a light up...
...Tokyo Tower.
Senior!
This is...this is...
Um...
You always teach me...
...how to take pictures, don't you?
After you taught me...
...I've fallen in love with taking pictures!
I'm happy!
Today...
...I came here...
...thinking of taking a picture of you.
Can I take a picture of you?
Go ahead!
Oh! It's not a camera!
The latest type of camera!
No, it's not!
This is wonderful!
No, it's not!
I've always wanted to use that latest type of camera!
No, it's not!
Where did you say it was from?
No, it's not!
Is it a online auction?
No, it's not!
Please listen to me!
Please stand up and look at me!
I'm sorry!
Okay!
Attention!
It's not!
No, it's not!
This is...
...a chocolate I made with love for you!
A chocolate...
...called...
...the latest type of camera!
Wonderful!
That's great!
I'd like to have this!
I'll give it to you!
Huh?
Kirarin, this is a complete failure!
Kirarin, who couldn't confess her love to Yohichi World, how would you rate it?
I'll give it 3,000 points!
That's low!
I'm shocked!
Kirari-chan!
It's hard for me to express my feelings.
That's true.
When I saw you impersonating Haraguchi-san before, I really liked how you did it.
Thank you very much!
I made a request, but...
...my feelings didn't reach you.
I'm happy!
I'll give it 3,000 points!
Kirari-chan!
Huh? That's weird!
Kirarin!
That kind of trick doesn't work!
The fourth dream confession challenger is Miru- chan!
Confessing to your boss at work who always gets mad at you!
I see! This is difficult, too!
But I'm not good at getting mad.
- Because it's scary, you know? - It's scary, isn't it?
- But you were in love, weren't you? - I see...
Miru-chan, anxious about the situation, chooses her confessor without hesitation!
Well then, let's go!
- Oh, it's already this late! - Mr. Sanma! Mr. Sanma!
- Wait a minute! I'm checking my language! - Mr. Sanma! Mr. Sanma!
Don't run in the car!
- Mr. Sanma always gets mad at me like that... - No!
- I'm checking your language right now! - Thank you!
- I made a mistake again, didn't I?! - But...
- While I was getting mad, I heard "flower"... - Kumai!
So, when I heard that word, I thought, "Oh, it's a flower cake right now!"
- Huh?! Does that mean you're shining?! - No, it's not like that!
- What?! - I'm not a flower by myself!
- Because you're there, you're the stem and I'm the flower! - I see! I'm the stem!
- The stem until the flower blooms, you work hard and you bloom! - That's right!
- Why?! - That's why I have to thank you!
- When you got mad at me, I was like "thank you, thank you!" and you changed into love!
- No! That's not it! You know, it's Valentine's Day today! - Yes!
- Why do you have to be so cruel?! - Look at the reverse characters! - What?!
- "I love you, Sanma-san! I love you, Sanma-san!" That's all I can say! - Scary!
- That's why... - What's with you?! If you say "I love you, Sanma-san", you're making me cry!
- That's why you're so smart, Sanma-san! Please accept this! - The end!
- That's amazing! - Amazing!
- Should I join M-1? - No, but...
- How was it? - It was fun! - Oh, it was fun!
- I'm a little tired!
- They had a close match and won once! What will Miru-chan's score be?!
- Wow! - Wow! - Wow!
- They had a close match and won once!
- 19 points. This is good, right? - Sama-san! Not Sama-san!
- I made a mistake! I made a mistake! - What?
- You said 9 points and gave 8 points, but which one is it? - Oh, no, no! 8 points!
- What are you doing? - What did I say in my mouth? - 19 points. - It's mine!
- You said 9 points, didn't you? - 9 points! - You made a mistake! - 9 points!
- It's good, right? - It's good! Then 9 points! - Yes, 9 points!
- The four of them finished and Lil-chan became the top! - The other two turned the tables!
Will Lil-chan be eliminated?
Before we move on to our next delusional confession, let's take a look at this segment!
"Check Noemi's heart rate"!
This segment is to check Noemi's heart rate, which was popular last time!
We'd like to guess which of the two segments will be popular!
Today's theme is "chocolate"!
One of them is an expensive chocolate that costs 896 yen.
The other one is a 99-yen chocolate that you can only buy in Japan!
The expensive chocolate might look like cacao, the moment you eat it!
- I'd like to try it! - Let's try it!
- I hope it's not just sweet. - It smells...sweet.
- It's so chocolatey! - I forgot to smell it before I ate it!
- Try it! - Feel it!
- It might look like cacao. - Itadakimasu!
- Cacao isn't sweet, is it? - Oh, you're right!
- It's chocolate! - Yeah!
- But, I've eaten it before. - Yeah!
- It's always chocolate-flavored. - Yeah!
- Oh, wait! - You're right!
- I forgot to smell it before I ate it! - I don't know which one is more expensive!
- This one is richer! - Yeah!
- The "A" one was sweeter. - Oh, you're right!
- But I think "A" smells stronger than "B". - Yeah!
- I think "A" smells like chocolate when you smell it. - Yeah!
- I think "A" smells like chocolate. - Yeah!
- But I can see where it came from! - What?!
- What did you see?! - I saw people working hard to squeeze chocolate while sweating.
- You squeezed it?! - What?!
- What did you guys think?!
- One, two... - What?!
- It's over! - Wait, I'm worried!
- Wait, it might be over! - "B", "B", "A", "A"!
- The sweetness spread in my mouth! - Yeah!
- And my tongue felt smooth. - I felt like there were two layers of chocolate.
- It's like hard chocolate and raw chocolate. - Yeah, you're right.
- I felt like there were two layers of chocolate in my mouth. - I can feel it.
- I wonder if I'm particular about it.
- Is "A" or "B" expensive chocolate?!
- Expensive chocolate is...
- "A"!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Wait! - No!
- Wait! - Yay!
- As soon as you said "B", I thought it was over.
- Nacchan has won twice in a row. - I didn't know I had such a good sense of inferiority.
- Oh, you have a new special skill. - I might have a special skill.
- As expected of Nacchan!
- She has won twice in a row. Could it be "God's inferiority"?
- Now, let's resume "Dream Confession"!
- Okay, let's continue.
- Moeko-chan, let's go! - Yes!
- Let's continue! - Show everyone!
- I'm nervous.
- Who will come?
- The situation Moe-chan will act in is... - Let's go!
- Huh?! - What is it?
- Confession to NoiMi members! - Oh!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- I want you to choose a member! - No!
- With that said, the members will choose a member!
- Who will play "God's inferiority"?
- I'll confess to this girl! - To who?!
- Wait, wait! - To who?!
- Ban!
- I'll confess to Tomita! - Ban!
- Confess to what?! - Wait, wait!
- Confess to what?!
- Tomita...
So, Moe-chan's delusional Valentine's Day confession, who is she going to confess to?!
I can't wait to see what kind of confession it will be!
- Wow, today's lunchbox was delicious! - The lunchbox was delicious, too!
- Was it Chinese food? - Yeah, you know, Valentine's Day is coming up, right?
- It's coming up, so let's confess! - Confess?!
- Yeah! - Are you going to tell someone? - Huh? No!
I'm not going to tell anyone, but...
- Do you have an ideal situation for confessing? - Let's see...
- It's like in manga... - Oh!
- After school... - Oh!
- They tell you to wait in class... - Yeah.
- And if you wait there... - Yeah.
- They bring you chocolate... - Oh, that's nice!
- It's nice, right?! - Then let's try it!
Ready, go!
- Sorry for keeping you waiting! - Huh? You're late!
- Yeah... well... um... a day job? - I see! Good work!
- Good work! - Thank you!
- Well, let's go home! - Yeah!
- Oh, but... wait! - What's up?
- It's Valentine's Day, right? - It is, isn't it?
- Yeah, it's Valentine's Day, so... - I made chocolate!
- Chocolate?! - Yeah!
- Tomo chocolate?! - Hmm... I don't think it's... Tomo chocolate...
- What do you mean?! - Here!
- Giri chocolate! - Giri chocolate?! Well... yeah!
- That's also a lie! - Huh?
- It's real chocolate! Here you go! - Really?!
- Yeah! I've always liked you! Will you go out with me?!
- It's over! - It's over?!
- Time's up! - It's over!
- Huh? Is this... Hildra?!
Why are you acting like that?
It was a little embarrassing.
It's rare for you to act like you're embarrassed.
You looked embarrassed.
I want to play the role.
Really?
So, this is the special version!
The delusional confession extension with Hilary as the role!
Hilary...
What's wrong?
You're always...
so small and cute.
Today is Valentine's Day, right?
That's right!
You said you were looking forward to my chocolate, so...
I made it!
But...
Did you give it to everyone earlier?
This is for you and...
this is a special one for you.
It's only for you.
Thank you!
Eat up and grow up!
Can I stay like this?
Thank you so much!
Excuse me, can we stop?
Can we stop?
I'm too satisfied with myself.
You're too satisfied with yourself!
So, what's Moe-chan's score for her second confession?
Nine points!
Thank you!
I was a little disappointed when I said it was negative.
Hilary!
Hilary was a little disappointed.
I'm sorry!
Now, Moe-chan and Mir-chan have nine points in a row!
Moe-chan and Mir-chan have nine points in a row!
And...
The winner of this big prize is...
Nanaka!
If you don't win more than 9 points, you won't be able to win.
The situation is...
Hey, why?
What's up?
The apprentice wizard confesses his love with magic!
Fantasy!
I see!
Fantasy!
Is there such a thing?
Suddenly fantasy! Really, suddenly fantasy!
Now, what are you going to do?
The opponent may be a member.
Members are fine!
Everyone refuses!
Then...
Haraguchi Akimasa-san and...
Haraguchi Akimasa-san!
Me?!
Really, really me?!
Now, Nanaka's challenge to confess her love to Haraguchi-san!
Become Kato Koji's love!
Of course!
Oh, I can ride it now!
You can ride it now!
Wow!
Look!
Wow!
It's amazing!
Look, you can even ride it on a broomstick!
That's not a broomstick, it's a broomstick!
That's a great way of using magic!
It's great!
I can finally make Kato Koji's voice!
If I go that far, I can try riding a mop next!
A mop?!
If you ride a mop, you become a broomstick!
That's right! A broomstick is the final stage!
If you ride a broomstick, you become Chihara Jr.-san!
No, I can't do that!
To be honest, I didn't think I could ride it!
It's great!
It's amazing!
I'll ask you one more!
One more?!
Become my love!
Reality!
No!
I want it!
I love you!
It's an illusion!
I'm waiting for you!
Hey, I'll use my last magic...
Valentine's Day...
I received it!
Time's up!
Himekomentodezukondomisu!
And so, the result is...
Yes!
1 point!
This 1 point is...
If you cast another spell on me...
And cast a spell that you like about me...
It would have been a little better.
That's the 1 point, right?
So, if you don't bite me in the end...
If you don't bite me, I'll give you 10 points!
If you don't bite me!
10 points for "fantasy"...
But 1 point for "reality"!
And so, this is the result of the second half!
Moe-chan and Lil-chan are in 9th place!
And if we add up all the points from the first half...
Moe and Lil get 10 points!
Yay!
And so, Moe-chan becomes...
The "fantasy valentine's day special 2023" champion!
And so, as a prize for Moe-chan and Lil-chan...
We'll give you this!
Chocolate flavored black tea!
Yay!
It's cute!
Thank you!
Yay!
I'll drink a lot!
If I knew it was black tea...
I would have said it more seriously!
I love you!
She's really into it!
Express how you feel with your expression!
I love you!
It's the best!
I'll do my best next year!
Next week, we'll show you our first public recording!
Look forward to it!
"=LOVE" and "NOIMI TELL US" collaboration project!
Member awareness survey!
"more=me", "senpai, please tell me more" viewers, hello!
We are "=LOVE"!
"You and "=LOVE" love each other" is where we came from!
Thank you!
"=LOVE" and "NOIMI" will appear in each other's programs and talk about the same theme!
What conclusions will "=LOVE" and "NOIMI" bring us?
Let's get started!
Today's theme is "exam season"!
Ta-dah!
Which "=NOI" member would like to study together in exam season?
"NOIMI", you're all smart!
I know!
You get lost, don't you?
Yes, that's right.
I'm "NOIMI"'s "kani-san" "moeko-chan"!
She's like a leader.
She's good at summarizing things.
She's good at making things easy for you to understand.
I'm "SHIORIN", "NOIMI"'s...
"SHIORIN", you're an exam student now.
You're studying hard while taking a break, aren't you?
I heard rumors that you're very smart.
I'd like you to tell me who you are.
Who are you?
I'm "MIRU-TEN".
"MIRU-TEN"?
"MIRU-TEN", you're so cute!
You're teaching in a very interesting way.
I think you need something to cheer you up.
I think you'll cheer me up if you think I'm cute.
I'm "MIRU-TEN".
You're so cute!
It's about time we make our conclusions.
Let's do it!
MIRU-TEN
So, our answer is...
Ta-dah!
It's "KANISA MOEKO".
I'm "MOEKO".
The reason is...
I thought you were all smart.
"MOEKO", can you tell me about mathematics, division of fractions, and so on?
Wow!
She's so cute!
Thank you! I'll tell you about it!
And I have a wonderful announcement!
Those of you who have watched both "ICOLOVE.I" and "MOEMI.OSHIETE" can apply for a wonderful gift!
We will randomly choose a photo panel with our autographs of "ICOLOVE" and "MOEMI" and give it to four people as a set!
Please take a look at this for more details!
Please remember that "COMMISSION MOEKO" is one of the entry keywords of this survey!
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