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"NOIMI YOSHIETE" MC BATTLE AUDITION, sponsored by BLACK MILITANT, has begun!
Seven members are working hard for a new MC position!
When will you cut it off?
Now!
It's really hot, so do it properly!
I want to cut it off!
So far, the results of Kirarin, Mirei-chan, and Momo- kun have successfully succeeded in MC DASH!
Did you think I would cut it off?
So far, we have successfully succeeded in MC DASH, but...
Kanisawa, Suzuki, Kawaguchi!
Yes!
As former MCs, is it okay for you to sit in that seat?
Hmm...
Aren't you ashamed of yourselves?
It's uncomfortable to sit in...
It might be better to sit at an angle.
Then, I will challenge you three!
I will challenge you three!
Go for it!
To liven up the show of all MCs, we must be aware of who we are and stand up for ourselves!
Yes! Everything we do is to bring about this flow of events!
An ambush! A trap! A strategy!
The beginning of a counterattack!
A new MC battle audition begins now!
MC Battle Audition in Naimiia Prefecture!
The former MC Gyakushuu-hen is burning with revenge!
Amazing!
Keep it up! Keep it up! Keep it up!
Furthermore!
The Black Mill Team is also fighting!
The situation is moving in the opposite direction!
Who are the new MC members?
And where did Honda Miyuki go?
Senpai! Tell us more!
Who will go first?
Go!
What will you do in order to fight?
Revenge!
Please!
Who will you choose?
Let's see...
If it's Kirarin, will she win 100%?
You're strong-willed!
Okay, say it!
If it's you, you'll win, right?
I'm embarrassed!
Ah!
Even if the MC team is strong-willed,
they need to keep fighting fiercely!
Therefore, in this battle,
if you can do more than 20 seconds of revenge side- jumping in 20 seconds, you win!
Then, revenge side-jumping...
Start!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...
8, 9...
10, 11...
12, 13...
14, 15...
16, 17...
18, 19...
20, 21...
22, 23...
24, 25...
Stop!
Time's up!
The result is...
26 times!
Wow!
26!
You did your best!
You were pretty good!
Therefore, Koko Kawaguchi...
I'm scared!
I don't like it!
Kawaguchi, are you ready?
Yes!
Then, let's start "Reversing and Jumping"!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30...
I'm tired!
So, the result is... 42 times!
Wow!
This game is won by Kawaguchi!
It's a tie!
Change seats!
Nacchan showed overwhelming singing ability. She's back to MC!
Who wants to challenge next?
Me!
Oh, Suzuki!
Oh, me!
Who do you want to challenge against?
Against who?
Me!
It's you! It's you!
It's Suganori!
Who do you want to challenge against?
While I'm talking, I'll stop for 30 seconds!
Your face!
Who wants to challenge against?
It's essential for an MC to have a sense of time for recording!
So, in this battle, it's better to talk with other members and measure the time!
The one who is closer to 30 seconds wins!
Hii-chan!
This is our win!
Why?
Because...
30...
Me! Rei!
Wow!
No, it's not "wow"!
It doesn't matter! What are you doing?
Let's start the battle!
Here we go!
Everyone!
Yes!
You don't look like you're in a good mood!
No!
Are you sure about that?
No!
I think you're not in a good mood!
Tomita-san, what was that earlier?
That was a serious battle!
Oh, it was a serious battle!
It was a little different from the usual Tomita...
It was the same Tomita from a year ago!
It doesn't change!
It's boring!
Suzuki, please announce the time!
One, two...
Huh?! It's 30 seconds?!
30.28 seconds!
Wow!
That's amazing!
Next up...
Mirei? Mirei?
Go for it, Mirei!
Mirei-chan!
Here we go with the battle!
Let's start!
Here we go!
Well, Hii-chan...
You said 30 seconds...
But you all think you'll win, right?
Yeah!
Well then...
Please announce the time!
Okay!
The time is...
23.60 seconds!
And with that...
This battle...
Suzuki wins!
- This is... - Hey, hey, hey!
- We lost, didn't we? - The ex-FC members are now two-thirds together!
- This is... - So that's what it is!
- I want to go back! - Go ahead and say it!
Momo-kun, please!
- Bye-bye! - Do your best, Sakurai!
- What do you want to fight with? - Yes!
I thought I'd like to do a little more Tsukkomi, so...
One-hit Tsukkomi Battle!
Tsukkomi Battle
Even if you're the MC, you have to Tsukkomi at all times!
In this battle, you'll have to Tsukkomi at the other members as well!
The time limit is one minute!
Belamir-san will decide who wins and who loses!
Are you ready?
Start!
- What's going to happen? - It's only one minute!
Three sisters win!
Um, a new kind of omelet!
Are you taking care of the animals?
My right hand is tingling!
It's a new room... No, it's not.
It looks like fun!
Are you a weird person walking on Takeshita Street in Harajuku?
It's hot!
It's a lunet!
Are you a mushroom?
What should I do with this?
It's an egg!
I don't know!
It's a meteor!
Are you happy?
I don't know!
Chuu-ei!
Shut up!
I'm sorry!
Stop!
It's over!
The winner of this battle is...
Who is it?
The winner of...
This battle is...
The reason is...
Because it was fun!
Really?
I'm getting excited!
It's dark!
I can't see!
What's going on?
What a shame!
Huh?
This is the darkness of the industry! I'll do as the producer says!
That monoboke battle was pretty fun!
And with that...
I'll do it for the second time!
What?!
Is there anyone who wants to do it? Anyone who's confident in monobokes?
Anyone who's confident in their work?
If you do your best in monobokes, you might be able to sit in the MC's seat!
Oh, that's right!
It's important to say things out loud, but what's interesting might be the most important!
Is there anyone who wants to say something out loud?
Huh? There was one person who didn't say anything out loud!
Oh, that's right!
That's fine!
Do it!
That's pretty good!
Then I'll say something out loud!
Go ahead!
But there's only one person!
And as the person in charge of saying things out loud, it's Momo again!
As the person in charge of monobokes, it's Saya again!
And Hii-chan is participating!
Monoboke and saying things out loud battle?
Ready... start!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
Oh!
Um...
Everyone's back!
Peachy Crash!
You're cute!
Thank you!
You're amazing!
I'll show you my growth!
Sudden change!
I can't do it!
You can do it!
I lost it!
Reverse wig!
Can you see me?
What should I do?
I can't do it!
The strongest idol of Meiwa!
Um...um...um...um...
New...new charm...
Isn't it funny?
Right?
I can't do it!
This is bad.
Are you Shottoko-san?
That's right!
Um...I'm a famous person!
Isn't it?
I'm a weird old man!
Weird old man...
Can you answer?
Please say something!
Hey! Hey!
It's over! It's over!
The hellish culture is finally over!
Can you pass the MC exam?
I was going to do it at the end...
You all passed!
Passed?
You all passed!
Why?
I can't do this kind of joke and adventure!
Who is the MC?
Interesting absolute conditions!
I'm glad you didn't cut it!
Yes, because of such a recent terrible thing,
the MC is now only Kawaguchi!
Why?
I'm also wondering why!
If you notice...
Is it okay like this?
No!
I want to be the MC!
So...
I'll do it again!
Is there anyone who wants to do it again?
I want to do it again...
Well, well, well...
Tomita!
Yes!
The two of you will fight against each other with badminton, which is necessary for MCs!
Necessary?
As MCs, badminton is also necessary for us!
In this match, we will say what we need for MCs, while playing badminton!
Of course, if you drop the shuttlecock, you will lose when you get stuck in words or repeat the same words over and over again!
I'll say it again! MCs also need badminton touch!
Well then, battle... start!
Do your best!
Impulse!
Talk!
Impulse!
No, no, no, no, no!
Wait for me!
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait for me!
This match...
Girls win!
What was that?!
What happened?!
What I need is impulsive!
Impulsive!
Next, will you challenge Kirarin's revenge?!
This match...
Girls win!
Start!
In addition, Irei-chan will also challenge Nacchan!
In the end...
This match...
Girls win!
In this way, somehow Irei-chan has escaped from being MC!
Well...
Try badminton with that!
That's...
That's what I'm going to do?
Today, today...
But, somehow, badminton-san herself has advanced!
If I win this, I'll be able to become MC and become Black Mireirei or not!
Here I go!
Distance between people!
Loud voice!
Small voice is also important!
Easygoing person!
What? What?
This is...
Black Mire's victory!
Black Mire's...
Victory?
Yes, victory!
So, without further ado, Black Mire's victory!
Which means...
Hey, hey! No one's here anymore!
At this rate, I'll end up becoming MC!
So...
Last chance!
It's really, really last chance!
Someone...
No matter what, I won't be MC!
Oh, that's fast!
Aogi-chan!
Daiohi was fast, too!
I want to be MC!
That's right!
What do you want to do?
Okay!
Let's keep it simple for the last time!
A simple Karashishu battle!
Karashishu?
What is necessary for MCing?
In the end, it's fate!
If you eat the cream separately and eat only one Karashishu, you lose!
So spicy!
But!
Here's the big problem!
What is it?
Who is fighting who?
That's right! The host of "fighting host" is gone!
Who?
It's...
It's... "peak news"!
It's all of you!
Hey!
Out of the eleven cream puffs, only one has a lot of mustard in it.
That's scary!
Out of them, the person who ate the mustard will be the host.
I see!
I don't want to eat it.
Everyone! You want to eat mustard cream puffs, right?
We want to eat them!
Don't say it!
Did all of this fight have any meaning?
It was all about luck.
It's all about luck.
I don't know why I'm here.
Now, it's prediction time!
Who will eat the mustard cream puffs?
Everyone, please tell me the meaning of the hashtag!
The time limit is ten seconds!
Ready...
Start!
Ten...
Nine...
Eight...
Seven...
Five...
Four...
Three...
Two...
One...
Time's up!
Who will go first?
How will you choose?
Let's just go with what we have in front of us.
What we have in front of us.
It's all about luck from now on.
Let's go eat the mustard cream puffs!
Let's go!
Are you ready?
Ready...
Go!
I'm scared!
I don't know!
Yes, so I'll say it again, but if you eat crab cream soup, you can be the emcee!
Yes!
You said it, didn't you?
Yes!
Let's be prepared!
It's not sweet, it's not sweet!
Well then!
One, two!
Ah!
What?
It's so good!
The cream was so good, wasn't it?
I was so happy that it flew away.
Mayuri-san! Mayuri-san!
What's wrong?
My jaw hurts.
I'm not good with spicy food in the world.
I see.
So...
The MC is...
me!
Me!
Wow!
You have one of those?
Yes, I do!
So, Black Milton-san, who is in charge of luck,
will be the new MC of our show!
But! Don't let your guard down!
This audition will be held again and again!
I'm always ready to be your MC!
I'll do my best!
So...
Goodbye!
I'm sure we should think of a plan for this, too.
That's right.
Excuse me!
I'm sorry. I overslept.
The MC audition is over.
What do you mean? You can't be an MC anymore?
I can't leave the MC to someone who oversleeps like that!
No way!
Can you handle it?
The MC battle audition ended like this.
Some people cried, some people laughed.
As a result of clashing with each other,
this show's MC became only one.
But!
Still, the broadcast will come back in two weeks.
At that time, who is still in the position of MC?
Their battle continues from now on.
No way!
This is not the time to read cool narrations!
No way! No way! I'm left behind!
At this rate, I have no choice but to say what I was wondering when to say!
Determined debate!
Determine who is the MC of "90's Talk"!
"90's Talk" is a debate show where we let adults know about the world.
This show has been broadcasted only once in the past.
In fact, there is still a lot of stock left!
Here is the theme of the debate!
If only one superpower can be used...
A. Ability to become transparent humans.
B. Ability to read people's minds.
First of all, please tell me what you need in 30 seconds.
Then, 30 seconds.
A. Start!
I've always wanted to be a psychic.
I've dreamt of both, A and B.
A's dream was more fun.
I see.
The psychic's dream.
It means you should experience it, right?
Yes.
It means you should experience it, right?
Yes, it's a review.
This is amazing.
Being a transparent human means you can do infinite things.
And?
Being a transparent human means you can go anywhere.
It's so much fun!
Stop!
Let's move on to B's review.
Yes.
Ready...
Start!
There are three ways you can read people's minds.
You might be able to see what you don't like.
You might be able to see what makes people happy.
On the contrary, you might be able to see what hurts you.
You might be able to see what you don't realize.
I think you might be able to build a better relationship with people.
Also, a transparent human...
Um...
I can't say much about you.
A transparent human...
A and B.
Now that we have our opinions, let's have a three- minute debate!
Ready...
Start!
Do you think it's better not to have a meaning?
That's why I chose A.
Yes.
I think there are also kind lies in this world.
For example, even if you have feelings for someone, you might try not to say it because you care about them.
I think it's their right to express their feelings as much as they like.
So, I think it's better for me to be able to see their feelings.
I think it's better for a transparent human to be able to see their feelings.
I see.
For me, it's possible that I might get hurt because of this.
But, I don't think I'm attracted to a transparent human more than that.
I think I can do a lot of things because of this.
But, I can do it even if I do it normally, right?
If I become a transparent human, I can do mischief.
But, mischief is not a happy thing, right?
So, when I became B, I chose B because I thought I could use it to make others happy instead of using it to hurt others.
For a transparent human, you have to watch idol's concerts for free.
Isn't it a bad thing?
Moreover, you have to watch a movie for free.
Isn't it a bad thing?
It's fine as long as you don't get caught.
It's true that you don't get caught.
For example, I heard that it's fun to watch it in your dream.
It's fun.
But, you can do it in your dream.
If you do it in reality, it's a crime.
So, I think it's better for you to acquire this ability and make good use of it.
That's your opinion, isn't it?
It's a lie.
It's true that it's not good, but you can do what you want to do.
Even human can do it.
But, there is something only a transparent human can do.
What will happen if you put juice in your own body?
I want to experiment it.
You can do it.
Well, since we have won,
we would like the judges of the Miami Staff to give their judgment.
See you later!
Here we go!
Yay!
Oh, it's my turn.
What are you doing?
So, what did you do for A?
I'm disappointed.
Of course, it's good for her behavior.
But, I can't win against her assertion that she's having a lot of fun.
Oh...
So, this debate competition is the winner of A's ability to become a transparent human.
Well, how was the heated debate?
I hope we can continue this debate somewhere.
Bye bye!
It's time for "membership ceremony"!
"not equal me", please tell us more about it!
Hello, everyone! We are...
ecolab!
"Do you love ecolab?" is the first question!
Ecolab and Noemi will appear in each other's programs and talk about the same topics.
What kind of conclusion will ecolab and not equal me make?
Then, let's get started!
Today's topic is...
Ta-da!
October 1st is Glasses Day! Who looks good with glasses?
For me, Iconoi is Obahana-chan.
For Noemi, it's Ogihana-chan.
Oh, it's Double Hana-chan!
I think I often wear Double Hana-chan.
I think it's cute.
I know!
For me, it's Noemi's Saya-chan!
Saya-chan wore glasses in Iconoi's drama.
She's so cute and I love her.
They look good on you.
They do.
For me, it's Iori-chan!
In the showroom...
She wears glasses, doesn't she?
But it's still cute and it looks good on her.
It's like she's not wearing anything.
I like it.
That's right!
Let's make a conclusion!
Strawberry!
One more time!
Our answer is...
Ta-dah!
It's Double Hana-chan!
Yeah!
We should have drawn Obahana-chan first.
It's OK!
It's a Halloween show, so it's Obahana-chan and Ogihana-chan!
Yeah! Double Hana!
Yeah!
Huh?
Kiara!
Who were you hiding from?
Well...
Oh!
What do you think?
It's cute!
It really suits you.
It's sexy.
I didn't know you felt sexy.
It's been 5 years.
I have a good news.
If you watch both "ecolab" and "noi nii oshiete", you can apply for a nice gift.
We will draw a photo panel of "ecolab" and "noi nii oshiete" and give it to four people.
For more details, please see here.
"double hammer" that appeared in this questionnaire survey is one of the key words of "entry".
So, please remember it.
Yes!
Please watch our program, too!