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In a certain office in the city, three members who are MCs of this program were gathered.
All right, sit down.
Yes, ma'am!
Today, we will implement that plan.
Finally, the time has come.
It's been a long time.
Everything is going according to Black Milton's plan.
Oh, gather them right now.
Yes, ma'am!
It's finally time for "Teach Me, Noimi" MC supplement plan.
On the other hand, the members who know nothing...
Oh, what's this?
Come, "Teach Me, Noimi" new MC candidates!
We are waiting for you to challenge!
Interesting! Let's do it!
Well, it's my bad luck.
You will be slapped lightly soon.
All of you are here?
Yes, all of us are here.
From now on, "Teach Noemi how to dance" MC replacement plan audition battle will be held!
As you know, "Kono no Yumi wo Shete" has changed a lot since October.
What has changed?
I saw that it was divided!
Ah, after all...
The number of cameras has increased!
Let's see, let's see!
No, no, no!
It hasn't changed, has it?!
Eh?!
This show has changed since October.
That is, we moved to Fuji TV 2!
How about it, how about it?!
Isn't it?!
From now on, this show will evolve as it has been...
No, it will evolve beyond what it has been so far!
What is necessary for this show to evolve?
"Awanago", you know it, don't you?!
As I thought, variety shows are all about fun and entertainment.
I think it would be better for people like me to say something funny.
Ah, if you say something funny like that, the studio will freeze!
I don't know anything!
What is necessary for this show?
Members who can be MCs!
Look at the three people over there!
Kanisawa, Kawaguchi and Suzuki!
Until now, those three people have been MCs for this show.
On the contrary, no one has been MCs except for those three people!
No, you can't!
You can't do that!
Therefore, we have decided to hold an audition to find our fourth new MC member, Force Childrain!
Therefore, we will hold an audition battle to find our new MC, Force Childrain!
I can't say that I can't be an MC anymore!
No, I came into this world because I wanted to be an MC!
MC...
That's "shikiru mono"...
It looks like "shikiri" has stopped...
I'm not "shikiru", but the members are "shikirareru"!
MC...
That's "akogare no mato"!
My little MC inside of me is shouting "shikirasero"!
The show will end...
Actually, I'll end it!
MC...
That's "erabari shimono"!
I will definitely win!
Shut up! Hurry up and "shikirasero"!
If you're so excited, take it!
"Noimii oshiete" MC audition battle...
Begins now!
"Noimii oshiete" MC audition battle...
"Steal" MC! "Win" MC! "Tell me what you mean" MC Audition Battle!
Crossing the crosswalk
Isn't it a cat?
No, it's not a cat
Everyone watching Haji TV 2! Don't worry! This is as usual!
By the way, this narration is based on a book! Please look forward to it!
Senpai! Tell me more!
Senpai!
MC Audition Battle
The audition will now begin!
You will choose one of the three current MCs and have a "steal" battle with them!
If you can win, you will be able to sit in that MC seat!
I see!
The rules are simple!
One of the three current MCs will have a "steal" battle with one of them!
If you can win, you will be able to sit in that MC seat!
In other words, "Tell me what you mean" MC Audition Battle is a hot audition battle for MCs!
All right! All right! All of you who want to be an MC, please raise your hands!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh! You're full of energy! Kawanago! I chose you!
I chose you!
Thank you!
Please introduce yourself for the viewers of Fuji TV 2!
Yes! I'm Natsumi Kawanago, also known as Natsumi!
Um...
I'm going to be an MC!
Please!
You have a lot of energy! That's wonderful!
MC Audition Battle
I'm not in charge of it! The members are in charge of it! Do you understand?
Um... I don't know.
You don't know?
No.
When will you be in charge of it?
Now!
If Kawanago loses in this match, what will you do?
What? Do you think about losing while you're fighting?
Don't do it!
Then, Kawanago, who will you choose among the three of you?
Natchan, Natchan, please.
Kawaguchi.
Then, Kawaguchi, will you introduce yourself?
I'm Kawaguchi Natsune.
I have too many special skills that I can't say.
I won't give up my position of MC.
Good, good, good.
Then, both of you, come forward.
Scary!
Then, Kawanago, what kind of match will you have?
Yes, I will see through the members' lies.
Isn't it interesting?
Kawaguchi, fight him!
Leave it to me!
What?
It is essential for an MC to be able to read the panelist's facial expressions.
Therefore, in this match, if one of you can see through the members' lies using a real pen, you will win!
Then, are you ready?
Yes!
Scary!
Let's go!
Pen!
One, two!
Um...
One, two!
What do you think?
It's suspicious, but...
I don't think about it that much.
You don't think about it that much.
Please, Nanaka-chan.
Okay, Kawaguchi, what do you think?
Nanaka-chan is obviously suspicious, but...
I feel like Mirei-chan blinked.
Mirei-chan.
Okay, you three.
Next, you will show us your real reactions.
Then, we will guess your answers.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Here we go!
One, two!
The winner is...
Kawaguchi! Kawaguchi! Give him the seat of MC!
Damn it!
So, Nacchan and Matsumi, who lost, will be MCs!
Who wants to fight next?
Me! Me! Me! Me!
Oh, you're full of energy! I've seen it all!
Ougi! Ik!
I'm Ugihana, a first year in college and 19 years old.
I'm Ogihana, a first year in college and 19 years old.
I like 2D and I've been watching anime all my life.
I don't want to lose every match, so I'll win for sure!
I don't agree with you.
Why isn't he in that seat?
If you lose in this match, what will you do?
Of course I won't lose! I'll win for sure!
Ougi! Is there anyone who wants to fight?
Suzuki!
Wow!
Let's fight!
I knew it!
Hi! I'm Hii-chan and I'm Suzuki Hitomi!
My hobbies and special skills are taking a nap and I love cola!
There's no one else who can say anything but me!
Nice to meet you!
Ougi! What do you want to do in this match?
This is my specialty!
I'll ask you in a loud voice!
I knew you'd say that!
It's essential for an emcee to have a loud voice!
In this competition, the one who screams like a title call with a louder voice will win!
Mr. Bramill will be judging!
I'll announce the theme right away.
Ta-dah!
My favorite station name is...
Station name!
It's difficult!
Difficult!
You have to do your best to win a title!
Here's your prize!
The next station is...
Akihabara!
Let's go!
Next station is...
Osaka!
This is difficult!
However, I'll be honest with you.
The winner is...
Suzuki!
In this competition, Hii will be the emcee!
Who wants to fight next?
Me!
Go ahead!
I'm Momoken, Momo Sakurai!
My specialty is...
Making my fans jealous!
What an emcee needs is...
After all, it's Hana, right?
To me, Hana is amazing, right?
What's amazing about her?
Her aura is different.
What would you do if you lost?
The show would end.
I mean, I'd end it.
Sakura, is there anyone you'd like to fight?
Hii-chan.
Why? Why?
Sakura, what do you want to compete with?
It's MC Mike's quick grasp battle.
I see.
The next important thing in life for an MC is a mike.
In this battle, it's better to grab the mike before your opponent in order of history game.
And the song will be Bramille's live song!
Then, music, start!
One day, in the forest, I met a bear.
It looks fun.
Purple bear!
What?
What is it?
It's separated.
Again!
But I can only sing this kind of slow song.
Is it? Is it?
Kawaguchi!
You know a lot of songs, don't you?
I didn't!
Sing for me!
Then, music, start!
Really?
She knows it.
How do you like it?
Alright, Sakura!
So, Momo-kun and Hii-chan will be MCs!
The position of MCs has changed a lot!
But it seems like only Kani-sama hasn't moved yet.
That's right. If I remember correctly, he hasn't done anything yet.
Sounds like it.
So, is there anyone who wants to fight next?
Yes!
Hey! Tanidaki!
Yes!
Alright!
Let me introduce myself!
I'm Sayan Koto Tanidaki Saya!
And I'm Noimi's oldest sister!
And I'm good at winking!
Nice to meet you!
It feels like they're finally here!
To be honest, those three MCs were really annoying.
I don't know if it's because the ball stopped or...
Have you ever told them anything?
It's really hot in here, so do it properly!
Tanidaki! Who will you fight next?
Moe-chan!
I love salmon and I'm a salmon-loving idol!
I'm Moekako and Kani-sama's Moekako!
It's been a while since I ate shiitake mushrooms that I don't like.
They were a little too good.
Thank you for the food!
Tanidaki! What do you want to fight with?
I want to fight with the Unchiku Battle that I know of!
Kano's super-famous MC K's Yuu-san started a live break with Unchiku!
In this battle, it's better to show off your best Unchiku you know of and make people think you're weaker!
Well then, Tanidaki! Ready, start!
There are more dentists than convenience stores in Japan!
That's all.
Just one?
Gorilla's official name is...
Gorilla Gorilla.
That's it!
I didn't know that!
This is hard!
I actually knew about Gorilla's official name!
There's one more!
Do you know what it is?
Rakuda is...
Mie
What is it?
I don't know what it is!
Well then, Tanidaki, is there one more?
There is!
That's strong.
While humans are sleeping in life, they eat spiders ten times a day!
What?!
What is it?
I don't know!
I was surprised by both of them, but...
Unchiku!
What is it?
Kani-san is...
That was funny!
The reason is...
I didn't know about Rakuda, so I was surprised!
Wow!
It's "Mie", so it's "Yoku Mieru" (looks good)
Your body has become passive!
Should we change it?
The next challenger is Miri-chan!
I'd like to show you that I can do it, too!
Wow!
You're good at fighting!
Subaru-san.
Yes?
What's up?
Didn't you hear me just now?
Did you hear me?
Look! Look! Right now! Right now!
Right now!
Little M.C. inside of me is telling me to defeat you!
Subaru-san, who do you want to fight against?
Mai-chan!
What?!
What kind of vote is that?!
You're being targeted!
Mai-chan, what do you want to do in order to fight?
It's a praise and insult battle!
Wow!
The super-famous M.C. and F.G. are said to have established their current position in praise and insult weapons.
Therefore, the one who can praise and insult the photo prepared by the program will win!
Battle, start!
Here's the first one!
This is...
Isn't this...
a cat crossing a pedestrian crossing?!
Show me! Show me!
Can I show you?
Are you a supporter of Wakiwara?
Next up is...
Ta-dah!
Show me!
Are you an old man sleeping on the street?
Hmm...
Are you a new kanji writer?
You're surprisingly good!
The winner is...
Kani Sawa!
Congratulations!
I feel like I can't forgive you...
Here you go, Kani Sawa.
Why?!
Go ahead and try it, Kani Sawa!
Why?!
Is this what you're going to say?
It's a battle between you two.
What?!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
The winner is...
Kawanago...
Ka...
Thank you!
You're good!
Thank you!
This is...
Huh?!
Huh?! Huh?!
What's going on?!
It's obvious that everyone can't host!
It seems like Natsumin can still host pretty fast!
The next one up is Kinarin!
Who said you can't host?!
Wow!
That's strong!
I don't know if you can accept it...
I joined this world because I wanted to host.
Black Milton, thank you so much!
I'm the next generation host, so leave it to me!
Who do you want to compete against?!
Moe-chan!
Wow!
Three in a row!
I want to compete in a talk battle!
No matter how boring a talk is,
you have to liven up the studio with a talk!
In this battle, the one who can liven up Natsumin's useless talk with a talk will win!
Then...
Talk battle...
Start!
You know...
Everyone says my useless talk is cold, right?
Yeah!
If I were in your place,
I think it would be cooler.
Yeah!
You think so, right?!
Yeah!
I think it would be cooler!
Really?!
What are you talking about?!
I think it's good!
I'm happy!
Yeah!
You know, we have a cat, right?
Yeah, Sabami and...
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
There's also Mimi and Leon.
There's Leon, too?!
Yeah!
One day...
Yeah, yeah...
When Inami-san...
Inami-san...
was going home with me...
I told her, "Natsumi's cat is Sabami and Mimi and someone else, right?"
She said, "Was it Fire?"
No, why?!
Yeah... But I want you all to remember...
Sabami and Mimi and Leon.
Yeah!
Everyone, please remember!
Yeah!
This match!
Ta-dah!
The match is won!
Yeah!
We won! We won! We won!
The reason is that you nodded a lot and looked like you were having fun!
That's right!
You have a good eye for details!
Yeah, yeah!
And with that...
Anisa...
Please give up your MC position!
I'm sorry!
Moe-chan, who has had many MCs until now...
Unbelievable success!
As a result...
The MCs joined the club!
And finally...
The last challenger is...
Yes!
I'm Nanaka Kotomita from Kagoshima Prefecture,
where I'm from.
I'm Nanaka Kotomita!
I'll do my best as an MC!
That's great!
You're like me!
I want this over with already!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Shut up! Make it over with already!
Make it over with...
Tomita, who do you want to fight?
Well...
I won't lose to a kid.
Sakurai!
What?!
Sakurai!
MC Taremo needs concentration to keep up with the contestants!
In this battle, it's better to show your concentration and build up your enthusiasm for one minute!
Then...
Battle...
Start!
Wow!
What is it? What is it?
Watch your step!
Ready, set...
Go for it!
Wow!
Isn't it great?
Go for it!
Ready, set...
Go for it!
Somehow, I couldn't concentrate enough and failed at the entrance exam!
In this way, seven people finished their audition!
As new MCs, three people were selected, Kirarin, Mirei- chan and Momo-kun!
However, the battle for MCs is still going on!
Dabaka-baka-bappa-no-haa-pabushi!
What a weird uncle!
Who will be the last one to laugh?!
The revenge battle between three people begins now!
You won't miss it next time!
One, two...
Mirei-ten! Janken! Jankenpa!
I'll show you!