AISubs v3.5
Juuuuustice!
Noimii-chan stopped her fun performance due to bad weather.
Noimii-I can't finish until I get 50 of them!
The five of them thought that 50 pieces would be enough, but they realized that they didn't have enough at all.
Yes, there is, there is!
What is it?
Yes, there is! There is!
Can you eat anything?
AE?
Noimi-chan can eat anything.
Isn't that right?
After all, this child, no, this child, ate a game.
Oh, maybe.
Hahahaha! Mommy is gone.
Omi-san is gone.
Let's hide.
Well, then I'll hide too.
Me, I hate trout.
Ah, I like curry.
Hahaha!
Not at all, not at all.
I can't resist taking it.
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But, you know, even if it's not about eating, I can get into pretty much anything.
Well, that's right.
Whatever, that's not it?
I have courage.
There is Gacchi.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
There is Gacchi.
We're going to bump into each other, right?
Yes, bye!
Gacchi's situation is one thing, one thing, one thing.
Um, Kawanako Nazumi-chan ate crow in the Noimi Teach Me! encounter broadcast.
- That's true. - She's got guts.
- She's got courage. - She's got guts.
But it's not like it's common practice.
- Someone! - Someone!
- She's got guts.
We're asking for help.
Someone!
- What is it? - Help us!
I want to die!
- What is it? - The staff who take care of us...
They're all so kind!
- What is it? - What is it?
- We did it! - We did it!
- And... - And...
- Go Go Go! - Go Go Go!
Why can't we spend it together?
Because I owe you
Noemi isn't going to stop until she has 50 of these!
There are only a few left!
Furthermore, a new project!
We'll keep training Noemi-chan's bejari!
Ta-dah!
And... Noemi Ameonna, was it you?!
Senpai!
Please tell us more!
You get me?
B.I.C.
There are only five left.
I don't want to attack with good lines for the last five.
- That's right. - That's right.
- Since we can appeal ourselves... - That's right.
It's late even though we're at the entrance.
Honda will be here 20 minutes before the meeting, so the manager will be next to you.
- The manager will be next to you! - It's too early!
You know, I'm the only one who has a schedule tomorrow.
Please be careful.
There's a sign like that and "Please come just in time."
It's always too early!
- Hii-chan is fast. - She moves fast, too.
She changes clothes fast, too.
Hii-chan tends to take out food before lessons.
Ramen! Ramen!
That's true. She might cook it.
Beer.
Oil soba.
That's true.
Three more.
Hii-chan tends to have a lot of luggage.
Why do you have so many?
I have a reason.
You do?
I use half of my bag.
How heavy is it? Rice?
It's about 10 kilograms.
Rice with Suzuki's mochi?
A complaint from the manager.
No, it's not like that. She has 50 left.
Two more.
She tends to say, "Do you have a mouth?"
Lip color.
Do you have it?
Do you have a mouth?
Yes, I do.
What about your eyes?
Do you have it?
Why don't you add a little?
Do you have a mouth?
You do that a lot.
She has one more "do you have it?" left.
She's about to reach the goal.
Everyone, do your best!
We've come this far.
We have to do it well.
We want to improve our strategy.
I like it when we do it well.
It's frustrating.
If we don't have all 12 of us together,
or if one of us is missing,
we say, "Isn't there not enough people?"
Even if we have all 12 of us together,
we say, "Isn't there not enough people today?"
But...
This is what we said at the end of the show.
What we said at the end of the show.
It's hard.
What we said now is what we said at the end of the show.
We didn't think about the order.
The music video is very simple.
It's simple.
It's easy to catch a cold.
It's easy to run.
It's easy to run!
Shall we try it?
Shall we run?
One, two...
I like it!
I like it when the wind blows.
Is it an illusion or reality?
Such a farce...
Can you stop it?
When you ask me "Can I use your photo?"
I say "Sure" and it's very fast.
When you ask me "Can I use this photo in the group?"
I say "Sure" even if you don't look at it.
But you don't like it in the end, do you?
I like it!
Don't get mad!
I like it!
What?
You stood up.
Once we stand up, we can't sit down.
That's not true.
I like it!
Ahhhhh!
It's not "Noi mii no" but...
What? It's not "Noi mii no" but...
It took 30 minutes for five of them to find something they like.
Three hours have passed since they started planning.
Wait a minute!
You're all completely stuck!
It seems like you're talking about memories.
Let's look back on what we've done so far.
"Noi mii" means...
We made our stage debut with "TIFF".
You were really excited about your first greeting, weren't you?
Hello, everyone!
We are Noi mii!
Who are you?
And you introduced yourselves!
Yes! We are Noi mii!
Really!
Would you like to give it a try?
I don't think we can do it anymore.
Hello, everyone!
One, two...
We're Don Quijote!
Nice to meet you!
Yes! I'm Moeko, also known as Moeko Kanisawa!
Moeko!
Yes! I'm Hitomi Suzuki, also known as Hitomi Hii- chan!
Hii-chan!
Yes! I'm Nanako, also known as Nanako Tomita!
Nanako!
Yes! I'm Handami Eki, also known as Muten!
Muten!
Yes! I'm Matsuri Kayaguchi, also known as Matsuhan!
Matsuhan!
Now, please listen to me!
"Datai Kalbi"!
It's like this!
It's nostalgic!
It really was like this!
Nostalgic!
Don't indulge in sentimentality!
Think about the last moments!
It's like...
It's like all of the lights are looking at us!
It's scary!
Those of you who are watching this may think, "No, no, you can't say that. It's still noon."
But we're quite persistent.
We're quite persistent.
It's really evening now, isn't it?
We may not be able to go home.
Someone, help me!
Ten minutes later!
What is it?
Another ten minutes later!
What is it?
This is also not very old-fashioned, but the pronunciation of "noimii" is often mistaken by beginners.
Certainly! I want you to remember this!
"Noimii" and "not equal me" are also often used.
I want you to remember "noimii"'s intonation.
It's common.
What do you think?
I want you to remember it!
I really want you to remember it!
Certainly!
If you were "noimii" when you were known by more people than you are now, you wouldn't be able to say "noimii" anymore.
I want you to remember "noimii"'s intonation!
I think you all think so!
Oh!
Which one?
Ah!
I'm scared!
(Explosion)
What are you doing?
I'm happy.
We've accomplished 50 meaningful ones!
We did it!
Meaningful ones, meaningful ones, meaningful ones.
After 4 and a half hours, we've finally accomplished 50 meaningful ones!
We did it!
At first, we didn't think we could do it.
We didn't think we could do it.
But after all, we've accomplished 50 meaningful ones.
That's right.
We'll upload these "meaningful ones" on our program's official Twitter account,
so we'd be happy if you could spread the word that we're a group like this.
Thank you!
That's it!
We won't stop until we accomplish 50 meaningful ones!
We did it!
From now on, a new experimental project to train Noimi's speech ability will start!
Its name is...
Design Discussion! Who is Noimi's speech queen?
This time, we have a debate project.
When we are invited to a talk show, we say "We are from Komusa." or "No, we are not."
The entertainment world has to move forward. It can't survive.
The beauty power required for the entertainment world to survive.
This time, we have a debate battle between members to train their beauty power.
Noimi will always say "I'm ready for a talk show." and appeal herself to industry people.
Let me announce the first topic for you four to debate.
The topic is...
If you could time-slip, would you rather go back in time or go to the future?
We have divided into past and future.
Let me hear your opinions.
If you could time-slip, would you rather go back in time or go to the future?
First of all, let's hear past members' opinions.
You have 30 seconds to speak.
Let's start.
First of all, why I like past members is...
I have made many mistakes.
What I should have done next.
I should have been scared.
I want to do it again.
If you experience the past, you will have more time to spend in life.
If you go to the future, your life will be shortened.
I'm an idol now, but if I go back in time, another life will be shortened, right?
So I think you should definitely cut it.
One.
It's perfect.
Next, please give us your future-oriented view.
You also have 30 seconds.
Ready, start!
Well, I'm a human living in the present, so I don't think you need to go back in time.
In the future, like 150 years later, when you say you're not alive anymore,
I want you to see the progress of science that you may not be able to experience with your own eyes.
20 seconds.
Yes, well...
Wait, I can't do it!
You have a chance to change the past!
You're not saying anything!
You can do it!
Will I be okay?
Don't worry!
From now on, we will debate freely!
You have three minutes!
I'm looking forward to the heated debate between A and B!
Ready, start!
First of all, is it okay?
You said you want to change the past, right?
You said you want to go back and do it all over again, right?
In the future, you will have more and more new opportunities, and you will develop more and more, and you can redo the past.
That may be the case, but if you can do it because you don't want to end your life that you've been walking on with a sad feeling of "I've failed again",
I want you to go back in time and make up for those mistakes.
I think you're misunderstanding me a little, but is it a time slip?
Wait a minute!
A time slip is when your body and your body go as it is, so you have a past you.
You have a past you?
Yes, you have a past you, and when you come back, you'll be put together again. It's very dangerous!
The future is certainly developing, and you may have a lot of opportunities, but I like the era I've been walking in, so I want to repeat that era again.
If you go to the future, you may be able to make such a choice.
B's eyes are twisted! A is being pushed!
B-chan, you go too!
I'll go when I go up the gate!
You showed us a fierce battle, but I'd like to move on to the judgment.
I'd like the Noimi staff judges to judge which of their statements was better.
Please!
A
So, this debate is the winner of "A"'s "I want to go to the past" team!
"A" won, but I'd like to know the reason of your decision.
Well, if you go to the future, you can go to the past with scientific progress.
But you went to the past.
I'd like you to convey the interesting part of the future there.
I can't understand what you're saying.
The theme of the next debate is "I can only eat this for the rest of my life".
"A" hamburger "B" ramen
First of all, please give your comments in 30 seconds.
Let's start with Team A. Ready? Start!
Hamburgers are loved by everyone. And you can add as many toppings as you like.
If you don't like meat, you can eat fish. If you don't like vegetables, you don't have to eat vegetables.
That's why it's a free-range hamburger.
You know PFC, protein, fat and carbohydrates. Hamburgers are well-balanced.
Let's move on to Team B. Ready? Start!
If you can only eat this for the rest of your life, you can eat ramen when it's cold.
When you eat ramen when it's cold, you can eat it in one bite. It's so soft. I think it's wonderful.
Besides, it's easy to eat ramen. And you know ramen has some toppings on it, right?
It's so good to eat it like this. You can eat it in many ways.
Ramen is the best.
I don't think you're paying attention to me.
You can discuss freely for three minutes from now.
Let's start. Ready? Start!
What I want to say is that a hamburger has a very good nutritional balance.
There is bread on the top and meat in the middle.
And there is protein from cheese and vegetables.
And now, there is a healthy hamburger.
Ramen also has vegetables on it.
Yes, there are a lot of vegetables on it.
For example, cabbage and bean sprouts.
Yes, there are bean sprouts on it.
Even char siu is on it.
Meat is also on it.
It's delicious and juicy.
Yes, it is.
Recently, there are vegetables on bread.
Hamburger has an infinite world.
Yes, it is.
It is also sweet.
Ramen also has an infinite world.
Yes, it is.
What is this?
Can we really eat three kinds of ramen every day?
Yes, of course.
Yes, we can.
Ramen is just to eat.
We don't chew it, do we?
Yes, we do.
Can we swallow ramen?
Yes, we can.
We can't.
But, we can chew a hamburger.
It's good for our health, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
And it's easy to adjust the size of a hamburger.
It's very satisfying.
And it's nutritious and balanced.
It's perfect, delicious and happy.
It reminds you of your childhood.
Let's stand up.
Ramen also has a soju table.
Yes, it does.
But, it's quite heavy.
But, you can light it up.
You can cut cup ramen in half and shake it in half.
I think it's totally fine.
Besides, ramen has a food stall and it's heavy.
Hey, you!
Let's start the judgment.
Let's do it.
Oh, no!
So, A's hamburger is the winner!
I did it!
You had to eat hamburger every day.
You had a good way of thinking about nutrition.
You said you could change bread.
If you only asked me, I would say A.
When it came to ramen, I couldn't stop thinking about it.
Bean sprouts, cabbage, and even pork.
I did ask you, but...
Quiz! Hitomi Suzuki!
In this corner, we will give you a super easy quiz about Hitomi Suzuki!
The lowest member with the lowest point will be called "Noimii Candy Girl", which is a very dishonorable title!
However, the last question is worth 2.1 billion points!
This might be a chance to turn things around!
Let's get started!
Quiz! Hitomi Suzuki! The last question!
As you know, I, Hitomi Suzuki, was born as a cat,
was raised by a kind master,
and now I want to eat delicious food and sleep soundly!
I'm famous for being a cat-loving nyan nyan idol,
but what are my favorite words?
Words...
Your favorite words?
Let's start!
Coke!
Incorrect!
Poop!
Pee-pee!
It's not a funny point, but the correct answer?
The correct answer is...
Space!
Really?!
I said "funny point", didn't I, Riri-chan?
Oh, no...
And so, the winner is me!
Yay!
Really?!
What happened?
Huh?
Hey, hey, hey!
It was you, wasn't it?
It's Ameona!
No, it's definitely not!
Wait a minute!
Hey, I couldn't go on a long trip, so...
"I'm sorry" is...
Hey, wait!
Seriously, wait!
It's not "I'm sorry", it's...
You know...
"I'm sorry" is...
She says "sorry" twice in a row!
It's raining!
Yeah, I was with Nocchi-chan, you know?
Yeah...
Huh? What's this? "I'm sorry"?
Yes, and so...
As a punishment for Ameona's Nanako-chan...
After we go home...
We'll have you clean up the studio afterwards!
Ah...
Clean up afterwards!
Thank you!
This game is definitely weird!
Clean up afterwards!
I'm sure it's something different!
It's Ameona-dacchan, isn't it?
Well, since it's Ameona, it can't be helped...
That's right...
I can hear you!
It can't be helped...
Since we couldn't answer even one question of the quiz...
It can't be helped...
You've realized it, haven't you?
I've realized it!
Yeah...
Today...
We were all looking forward to going on a trip together...
But because of me being Ameona...
I caused so much rain...
I'm very sorry about that!
These feelings of guilt...
I'll wash away with the rain...
And go home today!
Thank you very much!
Collaboration project of "Ikoroboi" and "Noemi yoshiete"
Member Awareness Award
"notikoroboi" Senpai, please teach me more. Hello, everyone watching this program.
I'm "ikorolove".
On "future television 2", "You Who Are Broadcasting" came from "ikoroloveaiselka".
"ikorobo" and "noemi yoshiete" will appear in each other's programs and talk about the same topic.
What conclusions will "ikorobo" and "noemi yoshiete" lead us to?
What do you think?
Then, let's get started.
Here is the topic of this program.
Ta-dah!
Speaking of May, it's Mother's Day.
Who is "ikorolove" member who is like a mother?
Oh, "okan".
Yes.
In my opinion, it's the leader.
It's "yamoto anna".
"anna" is not only "ikorolove" member, but "noemi yoshiete" also lives in Okinawa.
So, I think she is like a mother.
I think so, too.
I'm "hitomii".
I'm "takamatsu hitomii".
The reason is "kiara" is like a mother when she is angry.
That's right.
But, she has love and kindness.
So, I think she is like a mother.
Actually, I'm "anna" too.
"anna" always supports me and encourages me.
I think "anna" is a good education.
"anna" guides me.
"noemi yoshiete" wasn't there.
"noemi yoshiete" is older than "kiara".
So, I don't think "kiara" is like a mother.
I think "kiara" is like "noemi yoshiete".
"kiara" is a gentle leader.
I think "kiara" is like a mother.
Then, let's make a conclusion.
But, I think "kiara" is like a mother.
"kiara" is like a mother.
We haven't made a conclusion yet.
Our answer is...
"kiara" is like "anna".
"kiara" is like a general leader.
Thank you, "kiara".
I have a good news.
"kiara" and "noemi yoshiete" can apply for a nice gift.
We will give a photo panel with our autographs to four people.
Please have a look at it.
The keyword "yamamoto anna" is one of the keywords of this survey.
Please remember it.
It's "yamamoto anna".
Don't forget it.
Please have a look at our program.
Bye bye.