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These five girls are aiming to become Japanese representatives in minor sports to make "noimi" a hot topic!
But!
We're just having fun!
The next sport we're going to try is "ku-mu"!
"Ku-mu"?
Everyone! "ku-bu"!
"Bu"?
Yes! Everyone, do you know about it?
It's our first time hearing about it!
I don't know what it means.
You don't know what it means?
That's right.
I don't know what "ku" means and what "bu" means.
The next minor sport we're going to try is "ku- bu"!
This is also a hot topic!
These two will teach us about "ku-bu"!
Thank you!
A little chubby gentleman!
Let's put on a hat!
Where should we put it on?
He's a hat!
Nice to meet you!
And!
I'm the vice president of the Japanese Club Association.
My name is Kawara Zuka.
Nice to meet you!
Applause!
Nice to meet you!
You all have high standards!
You're "ku-bu"!
No, no, no!
I understand you, Kawara Zuka-san,
but why are you here in this weather?
Are you sure you're not at the wrong place?
I'm the vice president of the Japanese Club Association.
Wow!
That's right!
I'm not only a joker,
but I've also brought this with me.
Wow!
The sun! The sun is coming out!
Nori-san is actually an active cup player with a certification from the Cup Association.
By the way, what kind of sport is this cup?
The cup is a minor sport born in Sweden.
It's a very fun sport in which you throw a firewood and hit the cup against the target.
"Cup" means "firewood" in Japanese.
In Swedish, it's "cup".
Thank you for your kind words!
Thank you!
"Cup" is a firewood-throwing sport in which you throw firewood at each other and hit the king in the center.
It's a minor sport that continues to be a hot topic now because you can enjoy it regardless of gender and age.
With that said, let's all jump for "Cup" as representatives of Japan!
"Cup" is a firewood-throwing sport in which you throw firewood at each other and hit the king in the center.
It's a minor sport that continues to be a hot topic now because you can enjoy it regardless of gender and age.
[Noimii-damashii]
Show 'em what you've got, Noimii-damashii!
She's on her way to becoming a representative of Japan!
I'm gonna beat you up!
She's a crazy girl, isn't she?
A minor sport that draws the world's attention is here!
Noimii-tempu is in full swing!
I'm gonna show you how hot I can get!
Show us more!
First of all, let's learn how to throw a cup!
By the way, I've never received support from girls in middle school and judo club.
Can you say "Nori-senpai, fight!" for me?
Yes!
Ready, set...
Nori-senpai, fight!
She's having fun.
By the way, thank you.
This is a cup, but when you throw it and it hits the target,
you can hear the movement of the wood hitting the target.
It's really wonderful, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
You can feel it in your heart.
I want to hear it.
Please listen carefully.
Yes!
Here we go. Please listen carefully.
Here we go!
She's having fun.
Actually, it's a little further away.
Here we go with the first cup!
It's a good sound!
It's good!
But it's better to ask by yourself!
Let's practice together!
Who will go first?
I will go first!
But...
I wanted to do it!
Because you are the captain!
If you say "who will go first?" and "I will go first," you have to listen to me!
Not only your hands, but also use your knees and throw it with your whole body.
I see!
You have to throw it from below, don't you?
That's right!
Always throw it from below!
From the side or from above.
If you do it like that, I will get mad!
I will get mad!
I will do it!
Well...
You are white, so...
If you were 10cm shorter...
There is only a lever in the cup.
You are strict!
I will do it!
I've never seen this before!
You need a brake in front of you!
The timing of your talk is important.
If you talk too long, it will go up.
If you talk too fast, it will go in front of you.
Nakata-san, you wanted to say "go fast," didn't you?
You are rude!
Momo-kun and Natsumi are a little closer, but they both cleared it well!
The last one is Nacchan!
Can she do it?
Wait! Wait!
It's getting harder!
Can you do it?
She did it!
I think you are starting to look like a representative of Japan.
By the way, how can I become a representative of Japan?
Hey, hey, hey, Sensei!
Hey, you!
Don't practice too much! You are already a Tengu!
It's not that bad!
Do you think it will be easy to become a representative of Japan, Sensei?
Please!
KUBU World Championships are held on an island in Sweden's Baltic Sea every year.
Since it is an open competition, you can't participate if you are determined to win.
What?
Can we participate right away?
Yes, yes, yes!
Manager-san, you have a busy schedule.
Can you do me a favor?
Can you take me with you?
Together! We are partners!
Now that you have had a lot of fun at KUBU World Championships,
you will have to know about KUBU World Championships' strictness.
You will have a confrontation with me!
Already?
I'll beat you up!
It's a challenge from Nori-san!
A special match between Noimi-team and Nori-san!
But first, let me explain the basic rules of KUBU World Championships.
One person will throw one ball at a time and defeat the opponent's court.
Finally, the team that defeats the king in the center of the court will win.
If you don't defeat all of the opponent's courts first, you won't be able to defeat the king, so be careful!
Let's start the game with Noimi's team, Chii-tan's team, starting with the first round!
A cup in front of you...
Can you do it, beginner?
I'll do it!
Ah, I'm scared!
King cup!
I'll do it!
Is it okay to do it there?
Ah, I'm confused!
Don't be confused!
One more time!
Close!
You did it!
You're good!
Is it far?
It's far, but...
I feel like I can do it if I find the angle!
I'll do it!
The second cup is Momo-kun's!
I'll do it!
Wait, isn't it cute inside?
Isn't it cute inside?
What should I do? Wait, what should I do?
I'll do it here!
I'll do it!
It's difficult to control!
It's difficult, isn't it?
The third cup is Hii-chan's!
I can't do it!
The fourth cup is Natsumin's!
It's close!
Noimi-team has failed four times in a row!
And the fifth cup is Nacchan's!
Wow, wow, you look strong!
You're good!
As expected of Nacchan!
You did it well!
You're great! You're cool!
I'll tell you one more important rule of the cup.
You just knocked it over, didn't you?
Yes!
Nori-san, instead of this center line, you should throw it back over here.
Everyone will stand up.
Nori-san, if you don't knock it down first, you won't be able to knock down what you have in the first place.
What's more, if you don't knock it down and leave it behind, you can go all the way over here.
That's amazing!
That's why it's a rule where the target and distance are well mixed.
In other words, the target you knock down will have a major influence on the election after this.
This is deep!
And now, it's time for Nori-san's attack!
Playtime is over.
Here I go!
I told you, playtime is over!
That's amazing!
See, I told you!
She missed the second throw...
She hit it three times in a row!
Nori-san knocked it down for a total of three times!
Noimi-chan showed us the difference in angle!
What's more, if you don't knock it down for a total of eight times, you win for nothing!
Despair! Overwhelming despair!
Can you hold back a little?
I don't like it!
I'll beat you up!
And now, Noimi's team's attack!
But...
That was close!
What do you want?!
As expected, the cup didn't knock it down for a total of zero times!
Next, Nori-san's attack will start from a very advantageous position!
Oh no, what should we do?
Here I go!
Shut up!
Guys, it's too early to give up! A pinch is a chance!
Cheetah, nice!
But, the counterattack is not over yet!
I'll finish you with my pressure!
Shut up! Shut up!
You know I'm weak against that kind of pressure, don't you?
Shut up! Shut up!
The best way to defeat a king of Thailand is from the baseline.
Shut up! Shut up!
That's a lot of damage!
And with that, LOIMY's team is overwhelmingly defeated!
It was a lot of fun!
Can we become Japan's Cup representatives, too?
No, we can't!
You can't beat me!
You can't beat Sweden!
Please make a schedule for us!
So, we're just going to be regular.
Thank you for joining us today!
And after the commercial...
Are those guys into it, too?!
Let's try out some super-useful minor sports!
So, today's last minor sport is...
The next sport we'll try out is...
Hockey!
You've all heard of it, right?!
We have!
You know it, right?!
We know it!
Nacchan!
Nacchan?!
Ta-dah!
I didn't think we'd get to see it in person!
We got it as a fan play!
You got it as a fan play?!
So, we have a senior who will be teaching us how to play it!
Please come!
Nacchan!
Please come!
Teaching us how to play it is...
Actress and hockey player, Ms. Harako!
Well, what I'm trying to say is...
You're a crazy girl, aren't you?
You have to pick up "hokkan" from Germany, don't you?
- You picked it up from Germany, didn't you? - I picked it up from Germany.
You're a crazy girl!
- You're a crazy girl! - I'm crazy, aren't I?
- I always follow you on Twitter and YouTube. - What?
You're not!
There is no girl in the world who cares about "hokkan"!
- Yes, I'm happy. - By the way...
What kind of sport is "hokkan" to you?
It's not "hokkan" but a chair.
The basic sport of "hokkan" is how cool you can sit on this chair.
Before I came here, I was going to say "four people" but it turned out to be "five people".
- Five people! - I didn't know!
- I think it's the first time for girls. - That's right!
- It's the first "hokkan" for girls! - Yes!
- "Hokkan"! - I'm scared!
"Hokkan" is an extreme sport originated in Germany.
There are no detailed rules.
It's a sport to compete how cool you can sit on the chair.
First of all, let's see Ms. Harako's demonstration.
- I'll show you with my bare hands. - Wow!
- I'll sit on it as many times as you like. Here we go! - Yes!
- One, two... - Wow!
- Wow!
- That's amazing!
- Yay! Yay! Yay! - Wow!
- Yay! Yay! Yay! - That's dangerous!
- Yay! Yay! Yay! - Yay!
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's amazing! - Wow!
- It's way cooler than you expected. - Yes!
- Wow! - It's awesome!
- By the way, how can you become a representative of Japan? - Well, I'm a female hocker, so if I can do better than Ms. Kawaguchi, I can become a representative of Japan.
- Wait! Don't tell me you're rivals? - Yes, we're rivals.
- What? Is that possible? Are you rivals? - No way! We're rivals.
- You've come this far? You've fought this much? - Yes.
Whether or not Natsu-chan is a rival is another story. Anyway, let's learn the techniques of hocker now!
Even if I say it, it's not a practice or a joke. Anyway, let's get excited, raise our vibes and do it with passion!
Yes! There are no specific rules for hocker!
You just have to express how you think it's cool! In other words...
It's all about raising your vibes and going all out!
Then, let's do it!
First of all, this person! Noimi's little titan!
Shiori Nagata!
Next up is this person!
A woman who was deeply in love with peaches!
Sakurai Peach!
She's late!
She did it! Yeah, yeah!
Next up is this person who reminds me of Tony Tail!
Our captain!
Suzuki Hitomi!
Nice meeting you!
Next up is this person!
I can't read this name at first glance!
The youngest, Kawana-gun Natsumi!
Kabano Kaban!
Last up is this person's performance!
Hokkan is Kawaguchi!
Kawaguchi is Hokkan!
Hokkan's queen, Kawaguchi Natsumi!
You're amazing!
You're beautiful!
You're a genius!
You're amazing!
You did it!
Both of you were really cool!
Everyone, Hokkan is the best! Thank you!
It's not easy for an ordinary girl like me to do something like this!
It's difficult!
It's quite heavy!
Ms. Harako, can we be representatives of Japan, too?
We already have one representative of Japan!
I'm a representative of Japan!
Congratulations!
You're amazing!
As of today, I'm a representative of Hokkan!
Congratulations!
Thank you for teaching me so much!
Thank you!
We tried out three minor sports.
How was it, everyone?
It was fun!
We moved a lot.
We learned a lot about minor sports.
It was fun.
Let's become representatives of Japan and spread the taste of nutmegs to the world!
Yes, Captain!
Let's go! Our battle starts now!
She's getting better!
As you see, Nacchan became the representative of Japan.
Our battle continues!
Good job, everyone!
- What's the time now? - It's "mogu-mogu" time!
- That's right! - That's right!
- What do you think of the answer? - Better than expected! - Really?
- We still have a long way to go! - What was the first "ultimate"?
- It was difficult! - It was really difficult!
- It was difficult! - I'm not good at it, but I was scared of taking it off.
- It's not "nanji", but you were scared of it! - I was doing it together, but I was getting better at it!
- The rope was stable from the beginning! - It was cool! - You're improving!
- Nori-san did it again! - She was beaten up!
- It was tough! - Mentally and physically!
- Next up is "boku-boku" time! - That's right!
- I was exhausted and became too strong! - You suddenly appeared in a Swedish stadium and I was like, "Is it okay?"
- You were covered in smoke! - That's right!
- Nacchan did it! - I did it!
- Even if you watch a video and practice, it's difficult! - That's right!
- I was happy when you taught me how to do it! - We were also happy when we saw you do it!
- I didn't think you could do it on your own! - It was amazing! You can't do it like that!
- And you're already representing Japan! - That's right!
- You're a female representative of Japan! - It's cool, but...
- Let's have you sing a song! - I'm a female representative of Japan!
- It's been a long time since we recorded together! - It's been a while!
- It's been a while since we came and it's been renewed! - That's right!
- I think sports is pretty fun! - I'm glad you're a genius!
- You can do anything! - You can do anything!
- Let's have you sing "My Genius Momo-kun"! - Yes!
- "My Genius Pretty Girl Momo-kun"! - I think I heard something!
- Did you have fun? - It was fun!
- I couldn't do it well, but it was fun!
- I think I was able to do it the freshest because I'm a new member!
- Really? - Really?
- I don't know! - What did you do?
- Here... - What should I do?
- You haven't decided yet! Stupid new member!
- Genius! Genius! - You grew up with a stupid man.
- I grew up with a stupid man. - How about you, Hei-chan?
- I enjoyed watching you all do your best. - I saw you like a mother.
- I'm sorry! - You all did a good job!
- Thank you! - You all did a good job!
[Members of ICOLOVE, ICOLOVE I and]
[ICOLOVE I and]
[NOIMII & ASETI's]
[Collab Project!]
[Member Consciousness Investigation!]
- NOT ICOLOVE ME! Seniors, please tell us more! Hello, everyone!
- We are ICOLOVE!
- We came from "Kimi wa ICOLOVE can you love it?" on Fuji TV 2!
- Thank you for having us! - Thank you for having us!
- ICOLOVE and NOIMII will appear in each other's programs and talk about the same topics!
- What kind of conclusion will ICOLOVE and NOIMII - chan bring us?
- What will it be? - What will it be?
- Let's get started! - Yes!
- Today's topic is... - That one!
- Ta-da! - Ta-da!
- It's almost Golden Week! - Yes!
- Who would you like to go to an amusement park with? - Me!
- Me? - Yes!
- The member I'd like to go to an amusement park with is Sanatsun! - Oh! Sanatsun!
- I think you say it quite often. - Yes, I go there quite often.
- When I say "I'd like to go here" or "I'd like to go there", she says "Oh! I'd like to go there too! Let's go together!"
- So I'd like to go there, Sanatsun! - Sanatsun!
- Do you watch it? - No, I don't.
- The member I'd like to go to an amusement park with is Milten! - Oh! Milten!
- I'd like to do character greeting with Milten!
- Milten looks like she'd like it! - Cute!
- Milten looks like she'd like it, too, so I'd like to do character greeting with her.
- That sounds like a good idea! - Sounds good!
- What about you, Anna? - Lastly, the member I'd like to go to an amusement park with is...
- If it's Ikolabe, it's Hitomi! - Yes!
- If it's Noemi-chan, it's Kirarin! - Yes!
- I think the two of them would be energetic and have fun in the car! - That's true!
- There's a waiting time for getting in and out of the car, right? I thought I'd be able to talk a lot in the meantime.
- That's true! - Sounds good!
- What are you going to do? - Oh, I see! We have to come up with a conclusion!
- That's right! Who are you going to give it to? - It's difficult!
- Here it is! - Ta-dah!
- Our answer is... - Ta-dah!
- Hitomi and Kirarin! - Kirarin!
- You made me say it! - You made me say it!
- The two of you have become one! - Yes!
- Hitomi and Kirarin want to go with you! - We want to go!
- Please go with us! - Please go with us!
- In addition, we have some great news! - Yes!
- Both "ikolabe love" and "Noemi, tell me" can apply for this wonderful gift! - Oh!
- We're going to randomly choose a photo panel with both "ikolabe" and "Noemi" and give it to four people!
- Please take a look! - Please take a look!
- The "hitokirari" that came up in this conscious survey is part of the keyword of the gift entry, so please remember it! - Yes!
- Please watch our show, too! - Please watch our show, too!