AISubs v3.5
Special project "Noemi's Fantasy Valentine"!
The situation where Noemi-chan gives her ideal chocolate is also played by the members themselves!
In the second half of the game, these four will announce their choice of melancholy!
Next up is Sayayan!
Yes!
What kind of situation is it?
Well, we're boys in the same class,
and we want to give chocolate to a boy who is less than a friend or a lover!
Less than a friend or a lover!
Yes!
That's all there is to it!
In this world!
Therefore, we will play a girl who will give chocolate to a boy who is less than a friend or a lover!
Please pay attention to Chunchundeldelna Sayayan!
[Chunchundeldelna Sayayan]
Wow, that's a lot!
As expected of popular guys, you have a lot of chocolate.
I guess you could say that.
Oh, do you not give chocolate to anyone, Sayayan?
Why are you asking me that?
"Why" you say?
I want to eat the chocolate you give me the most.
I got a lot of it, so I didn't think you'd need it.
Here you go.
It's not Greek chocolate, you know?
What do you mean?
Why don't you get it?
It's not Greek chocolate, it's your favorite chocolate.
I've always liked it.
If you don't eat it now, I'll get mad at you!
Sayayan!
Payment!
Sayayan, what do you think is important here?
He's a popular guy, but...
I wanted to give him something.
I wanted him to think of me as his number one.
That's how I expressed my feelings.
It's not Greek chocolate, you know?
That was amazing!
You had feelings in there!
After that, you said, "It was my favorite chocolate!"
You sounded like Mr. Ikko.
Let's have everyone make their decisions!
Please raise your cards!
Valentine's Day!
I didn't know a guy who gets so much chocolate...
That's what I used to think back in the day, but now that you mention it, I want to say "I like you" right now.
I really want you two to go out with each other.
I think it's appropriate for Valentine's Day to tell someone about Valentine's Day.
I like it straight.
Yes, Sayayan's judgment is critical.
After all, Sayayan's acting is good and I'm moved to emotion.
Tsundere is the best!
That's why I'm expecting something from you, too.
Oh, maybe you'll tell me today.
I see.
I'm excited, aren't I?
I'm getting more and more excited.
"90's Monster Valentine" second half!
It's special.
Special?
It's over?!
You're suspicious!
Also, that comedian we just saw on TV is also joining us!
Wait a minute! Valentine's Day is already over!
I don't want to read it!
If only I had a brain...
I want to join you!
Senpai! Please tell us more!
Next up is Tomita Nanaka!
Yes!
When I say "somehow", everyone reacts to it.
What's your situation like?
Since I was little, I'm childhood friends.
In high school, I had to go to a different school.
The school I went to is close to my house, so we're the same age.
Hey!
Standby, please!
Childhood friends who go to different schools are treated to chocolate.
But! She made a huge mistake!
I have a childhood friend I've always loved.
Good morning!
Good morning.
Ah, this is bad! I'm so excited!
I mean, of course you are.
Today is Valentine's Day!
I couldn't say it because we're childhood friends, but...
I love you!
Even if I say it in my heart, it can't be conveyed.
But you know, this year is different than usual.
I know.
I worked really hard and made chocolate myself!
By the way, do you have anything for me?
What? What? What?
Telepathy? Are you reading my mind?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
No, it's not like that.
It's Valentine's Day today, so I was wondering if you'd give me something.
Well, I brought it just in case.
You're very popular with girls, aren't you?
Well, I was wondering if you'd give me a lot.
No, it's all for you.
Mine is only for you.
So, can you give me that?
If you say so...
Here you are.
Oh, wait a minute!
This year's chocolate is a little different.
Actually, I made it myself.
So...
It's a special chocolate.
What are you talking about?
I've had it for years, but it's all yours, so it's special.
What?
Well, chocolate from someone you like is special, isn't it?
Until now, I've always liked you.
I still love you.
Would you like to eat it with me now?
Yes.
Next year, you will be my special...
Train, right?
Right?
Train, right?
Right?
I forgot! I forgot!
What?!
After the narration, when Saya starts talking, the train is already getting off.
It's getting off?!
But...
It looks like it's getting on!
Saya had a fishing rod!
And when she said "where do you want to go?", it was like...
"Fushinsha"!
Now, everyone! Let's judge!
Something like...
Delusion...
Ideal Valentine's Day situation!
Let's go!
Please raise your hands!
No cune! No cune!
There were two "no cune"!
Well, but there are more "cune" so...
CUNE VALENTINE'S DAY!
I've always thought about it.
What is he doing on the train?!
That's true!
Even if you forget to get off, I'd like you to do it even at the station.
If you do that at home, I'll look for a lighting staff or something.
Drama? Are you shooting a drama?
But you're raising "kyun", aren't you?
The other four are "mirei" and "kyun", but...
Yes, "kyun".
She's a girl all over the world, but if you do "atama ponpon", she'll probably do "kyun".
When you say "atama ponpon" and "kyun" comes out, it's an ad-lib for me.
Do "ponpon" and do an ad-lib.
She did "ponpon".
"Onna", "kyun" came out!
"Kyun" came out!
I don't care about that!
How about you, Sayaka?
I thought I forgot how to do it, so I stepped forward a little bit.
No, you didn't! If you did, you should have done it like this!
But I...
"But"!
Yes, Nanaka's judgment is "kyun"!
As expected, their casual skinship made "kyun" come out!
And only Hii-chan and Shiorin are left!
But before that!
Sanma-san and Moimi-chan's delusional love talk!
Let's go!
Here is the next topic!
Conditions for dating! Wow, this is delusional love!
Here is what you need for dating!
"Mild personality"!
What kind of personality!?
Who is this!?
What does this mean!?
It's like... mild... or like...
I want you to forgive me for everything!
I want you to tie me up for everything!
So you want me to be soft!?
I want you to set me free!
So you don't want me to bind you!
Oh, you don't want me to bind you!
That's because you said "mild"!
On the contrary, do you want me to bind you!?
Do you want me to do that!?
As expected!
Even if you hide your face, people will know!
It's like... how do you say it...
I want you to feel "only me"!
Oh, I see!
Follow me!
Oh, you surprised me! I thought you would say it!
Who said it!?
Let's take a look at the footage. Here it is!
A moderate B grade
AHH!
You guys! You say rude things all the time!
Who is this!?
What!?
What is going on!?
Isn't everyone like that?
Isn't everyone like that!?
Don't say rude things!
How moderate is it!?
For example!?
Minari, for example!
I want you to pay attention to it!
How moderate is it!?
You can't say it's moderate, right!?
Your socks are open!
My high socks are a little...
I don't know about "moderate" visuals!
It's for people with a sense of beauty.
It's for people with a sense of fairness.
I see, I see.
It's about cleanliness, right!?
Right!?
How moderate is it!?
It's a little...
It's about cleanliness, so please reflect on it!
Next, here!
Don't bring a rose bouquet to a date.
Wait a minute!
Who is this!?
Yes!
It's not me!
It's not me! It's okay!
I'm glad you're not here!
I wish you were here!
You watch too much manga!
But you're not in it!
Your age and stuff!
I think it's moderate, but...
If you bring me something this big...
I might put it away for a while.
I don't want to stand out.
This is...
Is it okay for you to receive a rose?
A rose?
Barely!
But...
If it's not a date...
If it's a wedding or something like that, if there's a lot of people at the wedding anniversary, I think it's romantic and wonderful.
That's right! You know, "Is this the right word for it?" It's fine like that, right?
That's right, I'm happy about it.
Who else raised their hands?
Oh, Mirei is like that too!
A rose bouquet is...
Roses are not allowed!
Roses have a little thorn, don't they?
You said it well!
You said it well! I'm sorry! I can't do what I said!
You can't do that!
Oh, no! Why didn't I think of it?!
But you can't deny that it's a rose, can you?
That's right! But I'm happy about the rose!
I'm happy about the rose, but it's a song with a little thorn!
That's right!
Because you guys are roses!
That's all I want to say!
It was a rose bouquet!
It was a beautiful rose bouquet!
"MY ME MONSTER VALENTINE"!
Next up is...
Shiorin's hero!
My schoolmate is a first-year senior.
We usually go home together.
But that senior is very kind and very serious.
I like that kind of senior.
But that senior has no interest in girls at all.
And she's stupid!
She's serious and kind,
but she tells her senior how she feels!
Thank you for your hard work!
Um...
Today is Valentine's Day, isn't it?
Yes.
I've always been a burden to my senior.
So I made a big chocolate for you today!
If you like...
Mr. Nagata, thank you! Well, let's eat this together!
Is it over?
Time's up!
Shiorin!
You're big!
But you're short, too!
I wrote a script for this survey, but I got a little embarrassed in the middle of it.
But you guys did a great job!
I wanted to see more of your acting!
Yes, I'd like to see more of your acting!
What do you want me to do?
Oh!
Shiorin and Hanaguchi, take two!
Oh!
I was late again!
I'm a big fan of you!
Oh!
I'm late again!
Senpai!
Good job!
Oh!
What's up?
It's Valentine's Day today, isn't it?
I can see it!
I'm always thankful for you, so I made a big chocolate for you!
You're more than special!
Well, I'll take two!
Two!
One for each hall!
I'll only take one!
I'm embarrassed!
I was late again!
Thank you very much!
Wow!
It's hard for you, too!
Shiorin's delusional Valentine's Day!
Please judge!
Go ahead!
Oh, but nine!
No nine! No nine!
But!
Nine is more! Nine Valentine's Day!
On the night before or in the morning,
Shiorin is making a big chocolate with all her might!
It's cute!
You're kind, Sayo!
Oh, but Mirei has nine, too!
Well, there are two holes, right?
It's a very heavy love, isn't it?
But love should be visible!
That's why...
I see!
It's wonderful!
And it's stupid!
Because it's stupid!
I think you have to do that much to convey it!
I see!
I didn't realize it even with this size!
Shiorin's judgment is nine!
After all, the size of love and the size of chocolate are proportional!
Now, the last is Hijan!
Yes!
How about the situation?
Yes!
Well, I...
Well, I'm a second-year high school student.
I'm a little mature senior at Nikobe University who is a first-year college student.
I'm in a situation of giving chocolate.
What?
Mature!
Suddenly!?
The last is Hijan!
She will give chocolate to a college senior on a drive date!
Please pay attention to a little mature Valentine's Day!
I have been longing for it for a long time.
Two seniors who are older than me.
I'm sad that I can't meet you because you went to college.
Today, I dared to invite you on a drive date!
Senior!
How is your college life recently?
I don't know.
You have an exam next year, don't you? Have you decided where you will go?
Actually, I'm thinking of going to the same college as you.
Really? If you pass, we have to celebrate.
Okay, I'm here. Get ready.
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
Wow! It's beautiful!
Wow! I've always wanted to go see the night view with you.
Really?
Do you know why I invited you today?
Isn't it because you wanted to see the night view? Well, I'm the only one who has a car.
That's true, but...
Hmm?
I wanted to give you this.
Handmade?
Yes, I made a lot of them.
Oh, it's just enough. Thank you.
But only yours is special.
Special?
I made it with my love.
Your love?
I love you.
Please accept my love for you.
Time's up!
What's your car?
My car?
My car is a luxury car because I'm an adult.
Luxury car?
I'm sorry, but you only look like a light truck.
Do you always look like a light truck?
Excuse me, but can you get off by yourself?
No, I like smart people.
That was one of my points.
You only have a luxury taxi company.
Now, let's see your car!
No!
What?!
Nooo!
Why?!
You were acting like an adult, but at the end you said "love you more and more".
How can I say it? You were acting like a child. I felt sorry for you.
"Love you more and more"?
Yes.
If you say it like that, I will be surprised.
Mirei, which one?
You said "kyun" but I also felt sorry for you.
What did you feel sorry for me about?
I felt sorry for you because of your relationship.
Relationship?
Yes, relationship.
Relationship.
I was curious about it.
There is a manga or a drama that you like.
The setting is that a handsome president falls in love with a high school girl.
You made a manga like that.
That's right.
At the end of the manga, you were acting like a child.
I should have borrowed a car like Shiorin's car.
That is "love you more and more".
"Love you more and more"?
Shiorin's car is "love you more and more".
Shiorin's car is "love you less and more".
That's right. I also felt sorry for you.
"Love you more and more"?
I felt sorry for you because of your relationship and driving.
We have seen everyone's delusional Valentine's Day situation.
Hii-chan, how was it?
Personally, it was a very good situation.
But you didn't get much evaluation from everyone.
I still have a lot of questions.
But I was able to look back on my student days and think that student life is good.
That's right.
How about you, Sayayan?
I am very satisfied with my own situation.
But I am regretting that I forgot to act as a man in the manga.
Shiorin.
Yes.
Today is my eighth Valentine's Day.
That's right.
For everyone.
After all, delusions have no answers.
That's right.
Let's delusion for longer.
We can delusion for many things.
Even cute panda can appear there.
Then, I want to increase delusion power.
Increase delusion power?
Delusion power...
I will tell you one by one to Sassy.
She did like this and like that.
Next time on "Teach Noemi!"
Spring Sports Day Special!
No way!
Black Milten Army!
Wait, wait.
Call me by different name.
"Black Milten Army" and "Noemi Army" will fight with all their might!
Black Milten!
I won't let you do as you like!
Black Milten Army
"equal love" and "noi nii oshiete"'s collaboration project!
Members' consciousness survey!
"not equal me," "senpai moan" "teach me," everyone watching!
Hello! We are... "equal love"!
On Fuji TV 2, "kimi wa equal love" came from "aiselka"!
Now, "equal love" and "noi nii" will appear in each other's programs and talk about the same theme!
What conclusions will "equal love" and "noi nii" bring us?
Then, let's get started!
Here is today's theme!
Ta-dah!
"If you were a boy," "who would you get chocolate from?"
- Nice! - I want it!
Well, I think "chocolate" would be "ogihana".
"ogihana"!
And "noi nii" is really good with her hands.
She's always cooking.
I think she's amazing.
- I think "chocolate" would be good, too. - I think so, too!
- I want it! - I want it now!
I want "noi nii"'s "nanaka"!
I want "nanaka" to give me "gyakuchoko".
"gyakuchoko"?
"gyakuchoko" is like a Valentine's Day gift for a man to a woman.
I want "nanaka" to give me "gyakuchoko".
- I want it, too! - I want it, too!
- I want it from everyone! - I want it!
Lastly, I want "shiori" to give me "nagata".
- "shiori"? - She's cute!
- I think "doukyo" is cute, too. - She's cute!
- I imagined her working hard on it. - That's true!
- She's standing in front of me! - She's so cute!
- She's so small! - She's so cute!
- She's so cute!
I imagined her and thought "shiori" is cute, too.
- She's cute! - What should we do?
I want to eat "ogihana" chocolate.
- My head is full of it. - Me, too!
- I'm sure it's good! - I'm sure it's good!
Our answer is...
"ogihana"!
- Hara's answer is... - Hara's answer is...
"It really looks good, so please send us delicious chocolate"!
- She is Tana's senpai! - That's Ahzu!
- "Give me chocolate"! - Yay!
Look at this! We selected pictures of Noimi's autographed books and presented them to four people.
Here are the details!
The keyword "ogihara" that came up in this survey is part of the present entry, so please remember it!
So everyone, please watch our show too!
Bye bye!
It's different!
Yeah!
What is this?
Us not being here.
Yeah!