AISubs v3.5
Now, it's started!
"motto" equals "senpai"!
Please tell me more!
I'll be your host for today.
I'm Hitomi Suzuki. Nice to meet you!
And this time,
I'll be hosting with these members!
And,
it's the second time for narration.
"Kawaguchi Natsune" is in charge of making something for Valentine's Day every year.
I'm looking forward to working with you!
This time,
I changed my mind a little bit.
I'm wearing electronic clothes!
And,
these are "gachi" clothes.
That's right!
This time,
everyone is wearing "gachi" clothes!
And,
there are three members wearing ribbons!
If it wasn't for me,
you would have missed it!
Now,
let's move on to today's theme!
Everyone, it's already February!
When you think of February,
you think of "super" "ultra" "super" "super" "super" "big" events, right?
That's right!
Today's theme is this!
"motto" equals "me"!
"mousou" equals "valentine"!
Speaking of Valentine's Day,
this time,
each member will think of
their ideal situation
and present it as a play!
This time,
each member will think of
their ideal situation
and present it as a play!
You, who are anxious about whether you can get chocolate or not!
I'll tell you about the idol's real Valentine's Day!
Now, let me introduce our senior guest who will be leading the show!
It's... it's... it's...
Takagi Ishibashi of TONEZ!
(applause and cheers)
You changed the lighting?!
(laughter)
Um... hello!
Yes, I'm Ishibashi.
(laughter)
Um... I'm listening from behind.
(laughter)
Hey!
So, um... let me introduce you again.
Let me do it again, please.
Today's guest is Akimasa Haraguchi!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
I do impersonations and stuff like that!
(laughter)
Today's guest is Akimasa Haraguchi, an impersonator entertainer!
What's up with you?!
But you know what this frame is for, right?!
Usually, you'd have a teacher who teaches you a theme, right?!
Yes, yes! That happens a lot.
I'm sorry, but you're doing a show on Valentine's Day, right?!
Yes!
I can't teach you anything, right?!
(laughter)
But still, I'd like to hear what men think about this situation.
I'd like to hear what men think about this situation.
If you have anything you'd like to say like, "This is a little...", or "This situation is awesome!",
I'd like you to tell me about it!
I see!
Yes!
More than anything, we're all stupid!
We're all stupid, so if you don't tell us about it, we won't be able to do this show!
No! Um... I know most of it!
(laughter)
If you look at it, you'll know most of it!
Oh my!
♪You start dancing, singing alone
♪Like tears on the night of the thirteenth
♪ You promised to go with me ♪
♪ Maidens in love, the time has come! ♪
♪Special project, Noiny Monster Valentine! ♪
♪ Noiny Chan gives a passionate performance based on a script she wrote herself! ♪
♪This is truly an emergency melancholine! ♪
♪ And then, that comedy monster attacks! ♪
♪What on earth does this mean?! ♪
♪ That's the kind of person! ♪
♪Senpai, please tell me more! ♪
Now let's explain the rules.
We asked everyone in advance to answer a questionnaire about their ideal chocolate-giving situation, right?
yes!
I'm going to show it to you now, but since it's in your hands, I'd appreciate it if you could say "Kyun" or "No Kyun".
Hey, wave that cutely, candle.
If you shake it too much, you won't be able to see it, so yeah.
Yes, hey, I'll let you judge based on these two, do you understand?!
yes!
Are you a confident person?!
yes!
Wow, I wish someone here would have raised their hand to say "no cue", variety-wise.
This time, everyone's fantasy Valentine's Day will be judged by either "Kyun" or "No Kyun".
By the way, I, Kawaguchi Natsune, will also judge carefully, so everyone, don't hold back and make her ``Kyun'' and ``Kyun'' !
Well then, let's go to the first one! The first one is Hannya!
yes!
let's go!
Hannya, this is a situation where you will be asked to act, but what kind of situation is it?
For me, the situation is a high school student who wants to give chocolate to his childhood friend, who is a bit mischievous but good-looking and popular.
It's a bit naughty.
Childhood friend
Yes!
I really like girls' manga.
It's usually in those kind of manga, isn't it?
That's right.
"Beaver Pie School" in our era was like that, too!
Don't you know it, Toru and Hiroshi? Don't you know it?
Then, the top batter is Hanyatan!
She will convey her feelings to "Ikemen ne chotto yanche na osana na jimi"
Please pay attention to "chotto tsundere na kanou chan"
chotto tsundere na kanou chan
In the end, I couldn't give him the chocolate and it was after school.
Oh, it's Ogi.
Look at this. I got so much chocolate.
I'm glad.
I'm in trouble because I got too much.
I'm glad.
Oh, by the way, I haven't gotten chocolate from Ogi.
What? I can't give you.
I've decided that I'll only give it to my real name.
What's wrong with you?
Well, it's about time for club activities, isn't it?
I'm going home now.
See you.
Bye-bye.
See you tomorrow.
Hey!
Idiot. I'll give you the real one. Make sure you eat it well. See you.
Time's up!
I was nervous!
What was your first point, Tania?
Before giving me the real one, I said "I'll only give you the real one."
You said it, didn't you?
Yes. We're good friends as usual, so I went home.
But when I came back, I was a little shy.
I don't want to say it, but I want you to know that I like you.
You were posing!
You were happy to get it, weren't you?
Yes, I was happy.
Let's see how nervous you were!
Let's see your ideal Valentine's Day!
Open your cards!
Come on!
Nervous, nervous, nervous, nervous, nervous!
Nervous Valentine's Day!
Shiorin!
How was it?
Well...
In your last pose, you did both of them!
That was your final pose!
I'm glad I fell in love with you!
But the next day, you were like...
Oh, I haven't eaten yet, either.
Even though you really ate a lot!
Mireille, what did you think of your opponent?
Well...
His last pose...
I was wondering if you could show it to the camera.
It's important, isn't it?
You should value your emotions more than the camera!
You should focus on your acting!
Okay, everyone!
Focus on your acting!
By the way, I always say "kyun" instead of "tewatashi" when I'm throwing!
"kyun"!
Okay, next up is Kirarin!
Okay!
Kirarin-chan, let's go!
Yes, please!
What kind of situation is it?
Well, I'm a senior in the same tennis club, a second- year senior, a mood-maker among everyone, and a senior whom I admire.
Yes, yes, there are.
It's okay because you're in the tennis club!
No, it's because you're in the kendo club!
Next up is Kirarin!
She's going to give a chocolate to her senior in the tennis club whom she admires!
This is already a "pepper" situation!
She's already "kyun"ing inside of me!
It's my first Valentine's Day since I joined the tennis club!
Senior, will you accept my chocolate?
Oh, senior! Thank you for your hard work!
Oh, chiai! Thank you for your hard work!
By the way, today's serve was really good!
Really!? Thank you very much!
It's all thanks to you for teaching me the other day!
Oh, you're welcome! You're welcome! I'll always teach you again, Sakai!
Really!? Thank you very much!
Hm? What's wrong?
Oh, actually...
I have something I want to give you, senior...
Please wait a moment!
Here you are!
What is it?
Is it chocolate?
I gave it to you earlier.
Thank you so much!
No!
It's chocolate, but...
It's different from others...
Yuki, your voice sounded weird. Say it again!
Yours is special.
Please let me have it again.
Here you go.
Shoot!
You two, come over here.
Hurry up and come over here!
Don't hug over there!
Right?
Kirari, please tell us about this situation.
Actually, I've never been in a club before.
But I've always wanted to give Valentine's Day chocolates to my seniors.
I see! You joined a club and you wanted to give Valentine's Day chocolates to your seniors.
Yes!
There's a reason for that.
Osaka dialect.
That was Kansai dialect!
I was wondering what dialect you spoke!
It's not Kansai dialect! I'm from Kagoshima!
I don't know that dialect!
Kirari's ideal Valentine's Day.
Let's have everyone judge this!
Is it Kyun or No Kyun?
Please raise your cards!
It's No Kyun!
But it's Kyun Kyun Valentine's Day!
I did it!
Let's start with Kyun.
Hii-chan!
I grew up in Tokyo.
I'm not good at dialects.
But when people talk to me in dialects or Kansai dialects, it makes me Kyun.
So it's Kyun.
So even if it's not Kansai dialect, you can say Kyun Kyun in Kyushu dialect, right?
Yes!
How do you say "I like you" in Kagoshima dialect?
"Omae suichatto." (I like you.)
I can't stand it!
How about you, Sayayan?
Actually, I was in the tennis club when I was a student.
Wow!
That's right.
But when I was in the tennis club, there was definitely no such situation.
That's why I thought it was nice and wonderful and decided to go for it.
I see. There's no way it's possible, but...
It's not possible.
It would be nice if it existed.
Chiyori, you're the only one with a brain tumor like that.
Yes, the situation was good, but I was worried about Kansai dialect.
You were worried about it, weren't you?
And at the end, Chiyori left with her bag, but she left her tennis racket and said, "Tennis club!"
Oh, no! I forgot!
Take good care of the tennis club!
I don't know because I wasn't in a club.
In that way, Kirarin's judgment is "cute"!
Kirarin's cute juniors are in love!
The next delusional Valentine is Natsumin!
Nice to meet you!
What kind of situation is it?
Since we have the same hobby, I will give chocolate to my classmate who became friends with me on the way home from school.
We have the same hobby!
We attract each other!
Yes!
Natsumin can convey her feelings to her classmates who have the same hobby!
By the way, what is Natsumin's hobby?
On Valentine's Day, I made a promise to go home with my classmate after school.
How is it? Have you been doing it recently?
I'm doing it! Yesterday I did it too much and my mom got angry!
Oh, if you do it once, you'll get really addicted!
I know!
This is the way home, isn't it?
Oh, yes!
Thank you for coming home with me!
Yes!
It's sudden, but here's a question!
What day is it today?
Valentine's Day?
Are you giving me chocolate?
Here you go!
Thank you for always being nice to me!
Open it when you get home!
Thank you!
Okay!
See you!
If you eat the cupcake, look at the bottom of the cup!
My feelings are written there!
Time's up!
Natsumi!
I didn't know we had the same hobby!
Everyone!
Please judge!
Is it a no or a yes?
Open the lid!
It's a no!
Let's ask her!
Mirei!
What do you think?
It's a no!
The part where you say "kendama" is a little...
The moment you said "How's your kendama going?"
I had to look you in the eye!
I had to laugh!
I had to ruin the show!
I was wondering if it was going to start like this.
You said it earlier, but it ended with "what's written on the bottom of the cupcake," right?
What's written there?
"I like you" and stuff like that.
I see!
The next day, when we met at school, you said "let's go home together" and looked at me on the way home.
I see!
It changed all of a sudden!
If that's the case, I wanted you to look at me at that moment!
Let's see... Natsumi's judgment is...
Far from it!
I guess there aren't many people who like kendama that much.
Next up is Mirei-chan!
Yes!
What kind of situation is it?
Yes, well...
The situation is...
She's one year older than me, but we both know we like each other.
It's a situation when we haven't dated yet.
Wow, you like each other, but you can't say it, right?
Yes, that's right.
Wow, you're nervous! Is that all you're nervous about?
All right, stand by, please!
Next up is Mirei-chan!
They like each other, but they can't say it yet.
The lovey-dovey couple will perform!
I like you both, but...
I have one senior who I haven't dated yet.
Sorry, sorry! Sorry for the wait!
Good work, everyone!
Sorry for making you wait even though it's cold!
No, it's fine!
You know, when you picked up the ball and went "zumaan!"
It was really cool!
Really?! Thank you!
Hehe, but...
The girls around me said you were cool, so I was a little jealous.
Huh?! Wow! I'm so happy about that!
You're wrong! I was jealous!
Well, if you say that, I won't give you this.
Huh? What is it?
Oh! Could it be... chocolate?!
That's right! I was in a hurry and worked hard to make it!
Here you go!
Really?! I'm so happy!
It's a secret from everyone!
Well, bye-bye! Let me know how you like it!
Time's up!
So cute!
If you said it's a secret and talked in such volume, no one would know!
Jeez...
Right?!
All right!
Where does this point come from, Mirei-chan?!
It's a secret for everyone in the end.
And the girls around me said I was cool, and I was a little jealous.
- You were a little jealous... - I was a little jealous...
Natsume, what did you think about being careful about acting?
I was careful, but I really like it, so I tried not to smile.
- Don't smile? - Don't smile?
You were smiling a lot!
All right! Let's have Mirei-chan judge her ideal Valentine's day!
Please raise your cards!
Kyan! Kyan! Kyan! Kyan! Kyan!
Valentine's Day!
Should we listen to this, then? What should we do?
- Sasaya! - Sasaya?!
- Sasaya! - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Sasaya! What did you think? - It's like...
She said she had feelings for him, but they didn't go out.
At the end, she didn't say "I like you" but said "Tell me more about you!"
That's when I felt like saying goodbye.
You still haven't said it?!
How is it?
It's like...
That's it! That's it for variety show!
That's it for variety show!
Mirei, you played as a girlfriend.
How do you say it?
You're so cute!
If you have a girlfriend like me, you'll have a boyfriend.
I felt lonely.
I was surprised.
You know you like each other, but you don't go out with each other.
That's right.
I know you're waiting for me to say it.
You told me to go out with you.
But it's Valentine's Day.
You have a chance to say it to a girl.
It's Valentine's Day.
No!
When I...
When you tell me about your feelings for me, you say it!
I see!
Why do you say it?!
What?!
Think about it!
I'm sure you'll like it, Mirei-chan!
I can't stand it when you look at me with such a cute smile!
And after the commercial, it's the last one!
Tell me about your feelings for me, you say it!
Wow!
Hello!
You don't know about this show, do you?
No, we don't!
You're not even born yet!
We used to do "Crash Landing on You", but today it's "Crash Landing on You"!
We announced the theme and posted it according to it!
Since it's February and Valentine's Day, we'd like to talk about your fantasies about love!
Here's the first theme!
If my boyfriend does this to me, I'll wake up in an instant!
I see!
Let's look at the first one!
This one!
"Get on the bed dressed like you just came back from outside"!
Who wrote this?!
Yes, Ania!
It's me!
If you do this, we'll break up!
I know I shouldn't do this!
Even people who come back with their socks off...
You shouldn't wear socks?!
You shouldn't wear socks!
You want me to take them off at the entrance?!
Yes, you should!
Some people wear socks barefoot!
- In the bathroom! - In the bathroom!
- Just like that! - I'll wash my feet! - In the bathroom! Can you do it in the bathroom?
- With this length! - While you're washing, I'll put on a diaper. - You'll put on a diaper!
- This much?! - This is so annoying!
- Is there anyone who doesn't like this? - Yes! - Ayaba and Obozo!
- If you don't raise your hands, it's okay! - Eh?! - Eh, Saya, is this okay?!
- I'm telling you not to go to bed! - Saya, I'm telling you!
Hey! You talk thief!
Listen to me! Listen to me!
When you come in, when I say "something like that", you don't come in!
I'm not calling you! I'm not calling you!
- Do you understand?! - Yes!
"Something like that"!
Aren't you going to say it?!
- You just said it, didn't you?! - I don't know which one is which!
When I say "something like that", you say "what?! Did you call me?!"
I'm not calling you! I'm not calling you!
- Do you understand?! - Yes! - Yes, you don't have to say "yes" there!
Saya! Saya, I...
Sorry! Sorry! Saya, I don't have any friends!
Sorry! Sorry! Saya! Saya, I didn't raise my hand!
Is it okay for me to stay like this and go to bed?!
- Ah, but you might not care that much! - That's right!
- You can't smell on the bed! - Ah, but you can't eat grilled meat!
- Grilled meat?! - You can't eat grilled meat!
- You can't eat grilled meat!
You're talking nonsense!
- "Something like that"! - Yes!
I'm not calling you! I'm not calling you!
Let's continue!
Here!
- You're sleeping in a group photo! - Yes!
Eh, what's going on?! Who is this?!
- Yes! - Ah, Shionin!
- No, I definitely don't want you to do it! - Eh, what's going on?! In a group photo?! - Yes!
- Ah, the one where you're lying down like this in front of them?! - I don't know what you're talking about!
- Eh, I think it looks fun! - Right?!
- It's like, "I'm a popular kid in my class!" - Why not?!
- You didn't do it because you were told to do it, right?! - That's fine!
- That's fine, but... - Yeah!
- It's like, "I'll go in front of you!" - No, no!
- No, you should do it! - Eh, that's...
- Eh, what about the one where you're doing this in the back?! - Eh, I might like it more!
- You shouldn't do it in the back! - Eh?!
- I like it like this! - I did it in the back!
When I was in school, in a group photo, I would go up in the back and stand higher than everyone else...
...and stand out like this, but you shouldn't do that!
- That's right, everyone... - Does anyone know what this is?!
- You don't mind doing it like this, right?! - Eh, not really... - You don't mind doing it like this, right?!
- It's like, "wayway, I'm number one!" People might not like it like that, but...
- Eh, wait a minute! I heard you're a popular kid in your class!
- In the end, you're still handsome, right?! - Eh, thank you!
- Like, in a group photo, you're like, putting your pockets in the corner like this... - Eh, what?!
Is this wrong, too?!
What's wrong with it?!
- P's smile is the best. - A normal P's smile?!
Be careful, staff!
You know, like, in a group photo, you're like, putting your pockets in the corner like this...
P's smile is like, putting his pockets in the corner like this...
Like, "Producer!" and you're like, "No, I'm fine here!"
That's wrong, right?!
Make sure you tune in again next week!
Deliver your delusions of Valentine's Day too!
It's not just chocolate, you know?
It's special... chocolate.
Please accept my feelings, too!
I made a big chocolate for you!
If you'd like...
- Oh my gosh! - Isn't this a god-given chance?!
Wow! I want chocolate, too!
If you tune in again next week...
I'll give you my feelings of Valentine's Day, too!