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Not equal me! Not equal me!
Not equal me!
It's started!
Not equal me! Senpai, please tell me more!
I'm Moeko Kanikawa, and I'll be your host for today!
Thank you for having me!
And today, I'll be hosting you with these members!
Hello!
Thank you for having me!
And the narration will be done by Ochiai Kirari!
This will be her second time narrating!
She'll do her best to do better than last time!
This time, we'll jump out of our usual studio...
and do some intense filming!
Yay!
By the way, do you know where we are?
It's finally time for us to go home.
It's finally time for us to go home!
We've been doing this for so long!
It's finally time for us to go home!
That's not true!
Okay, okay!
Let's not talk about our future!
Everyone!
Please tell us where we are!
One, two...
Hanazono Shrine!
That's right!
We've come to Hanazono Shrine...
which is one of the most popular spots for celebrities in Shinjuku!
Thank you!
This time...
we're offering you this place...
to tell you what it means for you!
Thank you!
Everyone!
We really, really, really...
thank you!
Thank you!
In addition, this program and our Noemi's wish for a hit!
And I also interviewed Tamagaki!
Since we will shoot at such a correct Hanazono shrine,
MC will be Moe-chan!
By the way, 2021 will soon be over.
After all, 2021 was a very big year for Noemi.
For Noemi, it was her major debut, her first concert and tour,
and even if Noemi taught me, it was a year when I was regular from special edition.
It was a fulfilling year!
That's right!
However, there were quite a lot of regrets.
That's it! Everyone! That's it!
Is that it?
Yes! So, today's project is...
Three weeks until 2022! Thank you, 2021!
Teach Noemi! Big review special!
That's too bad!
This time, we will confess in front of the camera our regrets that we did this year!
We will hold a confession party to confess!
Everyone! Since we came to Hanazono shrine,
let's reflect on ourselves and head for 2022 with a good feeling!
Let's go!
Unsending, you send tomorrow
Please give me confidence, God, yeah!
I don't know why I came here
So, this time, we'll jump out of the studio and shoot the first location of "Teach Me, Noimi"!
We'll all confess our regrets of 2021!
And! It should be "Quiz Honda Miyuki"!
Wait a minute! There's something here!
Sensei! Please tell us more!
So, who wants to go first?
Me!
I'll go first!
Then, first up is Nacchan!
Here I go!
The top batter is Natsune Kawaguchi!
Let's have her confess her regrets!
I, Natsune Kawaguchi,
Because of a brick project, I ended up laughing out of nowhere!
I'm really sorry about that!
Nacchan, what do you mean?
Because of a brick project, when Tamao-san fell down and posed with a brick,
I ended up doing a half-assed bokeh!
But, it wasn't like I was laughing out of nowhere!
It wasn't like I was doing a brick project!
I really ended up doing a half-assed bokeh!
Why did you end up laughing out of nowhere?
I got embarrassed!
Then, let's watch Nacchan's half-assed bokeh!
Then, shall we continue?
Tamao-san ordered it!
What is this, Nacchan?
Ah, I used the wrong way of using rap!
Okay, start!
Nacchan! Even if you cut this out, I can't help it!
Nacchan, in order not to repeat the same mistake in 2022...
With a laugh-zero, really laugh-zero brick, please give us your initial statement!
I'm looking forward to it!
From now on, I won't be half-assed!
Wow, that's cute!
I'm happy!
Okay!
I want to go back!
Next, let's have Natsumi Kawanago reflect on herself!
I, Kawanago Natsumi...
Even though I'm an idol, I deeply regret that I ate something that was not on the menu!
I'm really sorry about that!
Didn't you break your stomach?
Why did you decide to eat it without throwing it away?
Well, but the reason is really trivial...
Um...
Bread!
There are many things that are 30% off or several percent off, right?
But I wanted to buy it for a little cheaper, so I bought it...
I'm a housewife!
A housewife!
Because if you eat something that is out of stock before the live show and you break your stomach and can't go to the live show, you'll be in trouble, right?
That's right!
Right, Natsumi-chan?
What do you think?
I don't eat it on an important day like that!
I see!
Even if you break your stomach, you can't eat it on a day you don't have a stomachache!
I can't! I can't!
Lastly, in 2022, Natsumi-chan will break her stomach with something out of stock, and so on...
In the future, for the content and for the sake of it...
Well, in the end...
It's a super hit joke!
Please close it!
Well, since we've come all the way to this place...
Yes!
Here I go!
In a shrine...
We drink...
A shrine ale!
You'd better go back to your seat!
Next, we have Tsuganami Mirei-chan complete it!
I, Tsuganami Mirei...
I deeply regret that I misread Kanpe's character!
I'm very sorry about that!
What does this mean, Mire-chan?
While we were recording, Kanpe said "ba"!
So I was like "Oh! I have to say it!" and I said it!
But I misread the kanji and the atmosphere at the place went crazy!
Oh! I remember it now!
I don't think it was kanji at the time when I misread it.
Oh! I remember it now!
So! Let's watch the decisive moment when Kanpe misread Kanpe!
The first episode of "Kinensubeki" regular show.
An incident happened when we were welcoming Parpar-san as a guest and she was teaching us kanji.
I'm not a comedian!
I don't know you!
No, no, no. Please be careful.
I invited you to a drinking party right away.
No, no, no! I don't know you!
Is there anything you value in a drinking party?
In a drinking party...
That was a deep conversation.
Is there anything you value in a computer?
In a computer...
Did you understand?
Is there anything you value in a drinking party?
No! I don't like this!
OK, Mirei-chan!
In order to read Kanpei correctly in 2022,
please use difficult kanji at the end!
Mirei-chan is a college student!
That's right!
3D!
Then, I will write cool words!
I'm looking forward to it!
Here we go!
Ta-dah!
Persistence is power!
Wow!
OK!
Next year, please use more difficult kanji, Mirei- chan!
Yes! I will do my best!
Then, both Mirei-chan and Moe-chan confessed their true feelings and received praise!
Please end with your true feelings!
Yes!
I am truly sorry!
If you'll excuse me.
Gyaru! Gyaru! Gyaru! Gyaru!
Gyaru! Gyaru! Gyaru!
Mae-chan's Gyaru appearance?
In 2022, I will go up and up!
Thank you very much!
Wonderful!
And! The last one to reflect is...
Tanizaki Saya-chan!
I, Tanizaki Saya, deeply regret that I, Sunshine Tanizaki, have not been able to do anything!
I am truly sorry!
That's true! I thought you would say that!
I thought you would say that!
Saya-chan, this is...
This is a crazy video that is posted on the official Twitter of "noimiosete" like a spin-off video.
Until now, about three times in a row, a crazy video like "Sunshine Tanizaki will do it!" has been posted.
I couldn't do it at all!
So, even though I've done it three times, I don't want to do it!
Why, Saya-chan, can't you do "Sunshine Tanizaki"?
Why can't I do it?
You can't do it?
A little bit of mediocrity is the worst!
Lastly, please do your best with "Sunshine Tanizaki"!
Yes!
Huh? Saya-chan has disappeared!
What? What? What?
Yaaaaay!
She's back!
What?
Yaaaaay!
What are you doing, Haachan?
Haachan!
You know?
You're different from me.
You're different and we're the same.
Coincidence, coincidence!
Super heroine idol!
A woman who loves idols and is loved by idols!
The code of the card is...
One, two, three, four, five!
Yay!
Justice!
How was it?
It was the most embarrassing thing I've ever done.
We confessed our regrets, but we're not done yet!
We'd like to announce what we want you to reflect on.
The first comment is...
Natsumi's "I want you to reflect on this!"
Natsumi often spills her food!
That's true!
She spilled a lot of food. I even cleaned up.
Did you?
Did you forget?
She spilled her food on the plane, too.
Natsumi!
Natsumi and I were sitting next to each other on the plane.
I was sleeping and I spilt my tea.
I was sleeping with a match that's easy to stain at night.
When I woke up, I spilled my tea.
I'm sorry!
We're sorry!
And I made my own tea!
With my own skirt!
I'm sorry!
The next comment is...
Saya and Moe's "I want you to reflect on this!"
Moe always takes people's clothes and shoelaces and ribbons!
I really want you to stop!
This is...
I'd like to make an excuse.
What is it?
I think it's better not to take it off.
And I think it's okay to take it off.
Normally, people don't take off their ribbons like this.
Because it's shoelaces!
They always smile like this.
I want you to reflect on this!
And...
The members who are not here today...
I'd like you to reflect on this!
First of all, Nanaka Tomita.
Nanaka wants to say something to Saya.
What is it?
Don't lose your wallet!
That's right.
I lost my wallet.
But I want you to listen to me.
Not only Saya...
Nanaka also lost her wallet.
Nanaka had to leave the studio early for work.
At that time, Nanaka said, "Oh no! My wallet! I might have forgotten it! I might have left it behind!"
And she said, "I might have put it in the food trash!"
And then, one by one, Saya and the manager opened the trash bags and searched for it a lot, but it didn't come out and said "no, no, no", but...
Then, Nanaka said, "Maybe it's at home." And then, she found it at home!
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- That's...
- That's why Saya is angry! - Wow!
This is from Nanaka, but which one of you will reflect on it?
- Huh?! - Which one?!
- Ah! - Saya will reflect on it, and Nanaka will reflect on it even more!
- Wow! - That's right!
Nanaka-chan who's watching! Please reflect on it, too!
- Please reflect on it! - Please reflect on it!
Next up is Hii-chan! She has something she wants to say to all of the members!
Don't borrow other people's things without asking for permission!
- Like make-up tools and stuff like that, right? - I see.
- I think I see this a lot. - That's right.
- Then, can I say something? - What?
- That's totally the opposite of what you said! - That's totally the opposite of what you said!
- I'm Hii-chan! - That's totally the opposite of what you said!
I think I've never borrowed make-up tools from Hii-chan.
- Oh! - Oh!
I'm the one who's always running around, especially Mirei-chan!
- Oh no! - Oh!
- Oh no! No! Why?! - Mirei-chan!
- Mirei-chan is probably the one who borrows the most! - That's right!
Huh?! But...
Huh?! But I do borrow them!
- That's why everyone borrows on their own! - Yeah!
- Everyone is kind and helping each other! - Yeah!
- Right? There's a lot of stuff! - There's a lot of...
- There's a lot of...
- It's like we're doing a meaningful thing! - We're doing a meaningful thing!
- Then, all of us members should reflect on ourselves! - Let's reflect on ourselves!
- Hii-chan! - Sorry!
Why?!
So we said what we wanted each member to reflect on, but I don't think we've ever said "reflect on yourself" to each other like this before.
Miru-chan, how was it?
Even though I said "reflect on yourself" to everyone, not a single complaint came to me.
Really?
If you have anything to say, please say it.
Really?
I think Miru-chan reflects on herself a lot, so I don't think she has anything to say to others.
So I want you to say "reflect on yourself" with all your heart.
Reflect on yourself!
From now on, it's quiz time.
Huh?
Isn't Mill here?
She's not here.
Did she go somewhere?
Hahaha! Hahaha!
Welcome, everyone.
Silence! I'm not Millten.
My name is Black Millten, a shadow producer who manipulates Noimi and Yoshie behind their backs!
Ta-dah! Black Millten?!
Let me explain!
Black Millten is a crazy producer who manipulates this show behind their backs with her enormous power and overwhelming cuteness!
Every time I'm given a messy progress and a quiz that doesn't make any sense, I can't stand it anymore!
But this segment is supposed to be loose and fun, so...
Shut up! Shut up!
You didn't say you were addicted to salmon when we asked you to tell us your personal B-class news!
Don't say it over and over again!
It's delicious.
But I think fans will be happy to know about each member's personal life.
Shut up! Shut up!
That's why most of Natsumi's answers in the previous quiz were cut!
Anyway, I, a shadow producer of this show, will show you what real quiz is about!
You guys better learn!
Got it!
Alright, alright.
There are three questions in total!
If you get them right, you get ten points!
For funny answers, you get five points!
And for the winner of this quiz, you get the show's original sticker!
A magical version and an EIC version made by Black Milton!
And that's not all!
The winner of this quiz will be the main MC of the show I planned!
What?!
Really?!
Hey!
What are you doing?!
Watch your mouth!
Let me hug you!
Hug me! Hug me!
Alright, Black Milton!
Please show us how good you are!
Alright, let's go!
First question of "Quiz Handami"!
As you know, my partner, Kondami-ukei, is a wild and famous pretty idol who runs through the city in a black convertible.
But what would I like to be if I were born again?
Alright, let's start!
What would you like to be?
Hurry up and write it down!
You guys know what it is, right?
Alright!
What would you like to be?
Alright, Mirei-chan!
Hamster!
Dog!
Okay, Natsuni!
Cat!
Wrong!
Baby!
Oh no!
Okay, it's not!
Alright, let me ask you some questions!
Have you ever cooked your favorite food?
Food?
Yes!
Oh! I know!
Omelet rice!
No, it's not!
Yes!
Miei-chan!
Choco!
No, it's not!
Oh, I said something good!
I know!
Mui-chan!
Rice ball!
Correct!
If you eat a rice ball, you will be happy, right?
So I want to be happy like a rice ball and be able to cheer people up.
That's wonderful!
She said "me too" just now, but...
That's true! That's true!
That's what I heard! That's what I heard!
Okay! Let's continue with the second question of "Quiz Handami"!
Quiz Handami
As you all know, my partner Honda Mieke ate Tomita Nanaka-chan's sweets by mistake in the dressing room and hurriedly put the same sweets back on the table, but it hasn't been found out yet.
She is such a clumsy idol, but the slippers I am wearing have a certain shape.
What is it?
So, let's get started!
Wait a minute!
What is it? What is it?
There are also interesting points.
Okay!
Go ahead!
Tomitan!
It's cute, so it gets 5 points!
Yay!
Okay!
Mui-chan!
It's very spiky and rock.
Ah! It's a little funny!
5 points! Yay!
It's alive and hard.
Okay!
Go ahead, Mie-chan!
Hamster!
No!
Ham? Hamster?
It's a little funny, so I'll give you a point.
Hamster!
This is what people like.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
No! No! No! No!
5 points!
Yay!
Wow!
I see!
I did it!
That's right, she's wearing a koala-shaped sweater.
Wow!
That's rare, a koala!
As you can see, as soon as the second question is over, you get points!
And now, in order to liven up the show, we have an amazing performance from Black Milton!
The next question is Milton Points, so we'll give you 3,610 points!
Wow!
It's a big service!
You can pull it off in an instant!
The final question is 7,000 points!
It's a big service, 3,610 points!
As expected of Black Milton! I'm getting a tingle there! I long for it!
And next time, we'll have a message from the mysterious Jinn!
There are only a few questions left this year!
We'll also have you tell us about Noemi's strongest driving ranking in 2022!
Out of the 12 Noemi members, who is the luckiest girl?
Also, the final question for Quiz Black Milton!
The world's last broadcast in 2021! Don't miss it!