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NOT EQUAL ME! Senpai, please tell me more!
Today, I'll be your teacher.
I'm KANISAWA MOEKO of NOT EQUAL ME! Nice to meet you!
I'm MIREIKO and SUGAMI MIREI. Nice to meet you!
I'm SHIORI SATA and NAGATA SHIORI. Nice to meet you!
I'm SAYAYAN KOTO and TANIZAKI SAYA. Nice to meet you!
I'm KOTOHA MIYUKI of NOT EQUAL ME! Nice to meet you!
I'm NANAKA KOTO and MITA NANAKA. Nice to meet you!
And now, I'll narrate for you!
Today, I'll meet a special senpai! I'm so nervous!
Last time, we were MCing together.
But this time, it's you again, MOE-chan!
I'm back!
You want to be our MC, don't you?
Of course!
I'm nervous all of a sudden.
In the last episode of this show,
the members decided who would be in charge of MCing.
Today's MC is, as always, stable MOE-chan!
Actually, there's a deep reason for that!
It's not enough for me to be your MC!
Today, we have a great senpai from the idol world!
Stretch your back more, everyone!
Yes!
Make sure you're tight!
This senpai guest is a super ultra dynamite senpai from the idol world!
You can't joke around in front of such people!
So this time, Moe-chan will be in charge of tightness!
So, everyone, are you ready?
Yes!
Are you sure you're ready?
I'd like to call her in right away!
Today's great senpai guest will be joining us!
Thank you for coming!
Yay!
We are idols!
Weekend heroines!
Momoi and Chloe!
Cheers!
Thank you for coming!
It was delicious!
Good morning!
Thank you for coming!
We got results from our practice!
It's not like we're forced to do variety shows!
Today's special big great senpai guest!
Momoi and Chloe!
Aya and Takagi!
And Lenny and Takagi!
Thank you!
Lenny! Lenny! Lenny! Lenny! Lenny!
You're so cute!
I want to wake you up!
I have a lot of things I want to say...
You're so cute you make me want to wake you up!
You're right!
Momoi and Chloe's Sasaki Ayaka and Takagi Lenny have joined us!
Before, Lenny came to my radio show as a guest, so it's nice to see you again today!
It's been a while!
How have you been?
I'm fine!
How about you?
I'm fine, too!
You two get along well, don't you?
We do!
I'm sorry for making you feel awkward.
I'm really sorry.
And, actually, this time,
you're right, aren't you?
Yes, I am!
It's already next week,
but on November 17th,
until the Budokan, Ayaka's show,
all of you will come!
Wow! Thank you!
Thank you!
When we heard that everyone has already decided,
we were like "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
We were like, "Is it true?"
Yes!
It's awesome!
It's great!
Actually, for us too, the first Budokan was a festival held by Ms. Sashihara.
It was a ring festival.
I'm very happy to invite you all.
Thank you very much.
I hope you will bring a lot of fresh aura.
We will do our best.
Thank you very much.
But you all are much cuter in person.
Wait a minute.
She is just a fan.
She is a celebrity.
She is cute.
She is very cute.
I hope you all come and see the festival.
There are many other idols.
Let's make a live performance that everyone will like.
Thank you very much.
See you all at AYAKO ANIMAL 2021.
We are waiting for you.
Since we have two of our senior guests joining us today,
we will be having a "Noimii's Omotenashikan"!
Yay!
Can we?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
It's started!
I'm having so much fun today!
I'm having so much fun!
Since Arin-paisen and Deni-paisen have joined us for "Noimii's Oshiete",
we will be having a "Noimii's Omotenashikan"!
We will do our best to set you up!
We just want you to have fun.
We will do our best for you to have fun.
In addition, Momokuro-paisen and Deni-paisen will decide whether or not our "Omotenashikan" is good or not.
And we have prepared today's program.
Here it is!
First, "Bakushou Conte" Part 1.
"Bakushou Conte" Part 2.
Noimii's Impersonation Show
Special Show
Noimii's Burikko Show
Are there any programs you are interested in?
For me, it's "Noimii's Burikko Show" Part 5.
I'm looking forward to it.
I also sell burikko.
I can't lose this.
But I think my burikko is a little old.
I want to learn Reiwa's burikko now.
As a senior character.
Which member do you have confidence in?
Last time's burikko.
In that sense, I was able to play a little role, but I can't say I can win before Airin and Lily.
What did you do from burikko?
This was cute.
I'm particular about my voice control.
I have a lot of opportunities to control with the entertainer Nagano, so I'm going to be a little strict about that part.
You're like a half-entertainer.
I'm just sticking my head out.
I hope you two will laugh a lot and have fun.
Thank you very much.
I'm just staring at you.
That's all I need.
Even so, my emotions rush forward.
Momokuro will do her best!
In other words, I'll entertain you!
Lily, are you okay?
I don't care anymore!
I've learned a lot of skills from my seniors, and I think I'm a big senior to idols.
That's what it should be!
Why are you two urgently participating?
What do you mean?
I'm entertaining you!
By the way, Doimi has also become a witch version!
Seniors! Please teach me more!
Let's get started!
Momokuro-paisen's "Omote na shikai"!
The first play is...
A skit by Tanizaki and Suganami's duo, Saya and Minda-z!
Let's go!
Noemi's "Omote na shikai"!
The first play is...
A skit by Saya and Mirei's duo, Saya and Minda-z!
The skit was taught by Papa-senpai and it's a complete original skit!
Now, Saya and Mirei, please!
Are you reflecting on yourself?
Huh?
Do you know why you're here?
I don't know. I don't know.
Subana-mi-san, you're not reflecting at all.
You're three months in jail for too much gangling.
Well, you've gotten a little white, but...
♪ Let's go, let's go, we're on our way ♪
♪ Show the world we can do anything ♪
♪ Let's go, let's go, we're on our way ♪
What are you listening to?!
Let's dance together!
♪ Let's go, let's go, we're on our way ♪
That's not it!
We're doing a test review!
Don't tell me you're a gyaru like me?
No, I'm not.
You're definitely a gyaru, right?
I remember now!
You're Taniza King, right?
Taniza King!
Huh? Huh? You're definitely Taniza King!
You were aiming for the top with "Suga No. 1" and "Taniza King"!
Did you forget?
Taniza King...
There's no way I'd forget!
When we were young...
This!
Do you remember it?
It's...
The "Kizuna Passport" between me and Suga!
It's also in "Suga's Room"!
I've always wanted to meet you!
Taniza King!
My number is...
Chob-Chobering!
That's all!
Good-bye, everyone!
What was it again?
"Taniza"?
"Taniza" King!
"Suga" No. 1!
How was it for you two?
I'm so nervous I'm about to throw up!
It's a little realistic!
I'm so nervous!
We were really nervous!
The settings were "woman detective" and "gyaru"
Did you get it?
We did!
But we didn't realize it until you said "investigate"!
I know you're mad at me, but I don't know how many of you are mad at me!
But I know you're mad at me, so it's okay!
It's okay!
By the way, how was it for you, Noemi members?
Mimi's face was always red!
I could tell she was really nervous!
It was really fun watching you two act!
Really!
Now, let's see how you two were treated!
What should we do?
Be honest!
Saya, Mirei's duo, Saya and Minder's contour!
Did A-rin and Deni welcome you two?
Now, let's see how you two were treated!
One, two...
A-rin!
I did it!
Thank you!
I want you to continue this.
Don't lose this tension and continue like this.
Shall we continue?
When I first thought about what to do on the phone, I felt like I became a comedian.
Shall we form a combination?
Yes, let's form a combination.
A-rin, you are also A-rin.
That's right. When I first started, my voice was small.
Oh, no!
It made me feel like I had to listen and watch our concentration more.
On the contrary, I think it was good.
Thank you!
It was Sayayan and Mirei's "conto"!
Thank you very much!
Next is this!
Ta-dah!
A bookshelf-shaped combination!
"Cosmo Cats" "Meow" of "conto"!
Let's cheer up!
Thank you for your hard work!
Yuruten!
What's up?
What do you mean you made a skit before the next recording?
And you did it in front of Airin and Reni!
Tch!
Tell me what you mean.
It's really a game-throwing show.
It's a game-throwing show!
Yay!
Oh, wait a minute!
You know, a skit needs a punch in the pocket, right?
Oh, yeah!
That's what Hoshino Disco did before!
So...
Is this a skit?
Oh, but I don't know if it's worthy of a skit.
Hmm, what should I do?
But this kind of thing is...
Hit and break!
Gummy!
Oh, but this kind of thing is old!
I can't show you this yet!
Oh, what should I do?
Oh!
If it's like this, I'll do anything!
Call the cat!
Whisper in the horse's ear!
Touch the stone bridge and run!
Tch, tch, tch!
No, you're the one who got hit!
Hit and break!
Oh, it's a skit now!
Hit and break!
That's enough!
You're the one who got hit!
Hit and break!
That's enough!
No, no!
No!
Oh, it's a skit now!
Hey, let's do it again!
Let's do it again!
Hit and break!
That's enough!
No!
One, two...
Oh, it's a skit now!
Thank you very much!
How many did you drop?
Thank you very much!
How was it, you two?
Even though you were always right and I was wrong, you made me do it over and over again.
This is the real joy of it all.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
So, how did you like it?
Well, I'm glad you asked.
Seriously, in the middle of it, I was like, "Is this a skit or is it real?"
I was like, "Huh?"
I've never heard you say "I'm sorry" like that before.
I'm really sorry for practicing like that.
I practiced a lot for this show.
Wow, I can tell you practiced a lot.
I can tell you practiced a lot.
I thought you wouldn't say "I'm sorry" or anything like that, but you didn't say it.
You made me the script for this skit.
But you made me do it.
You're amazing.
I'm going to practice a lot and do my best.
I'll do my best.
So, how did you like our hospitality?
Please give us your judgment.
What should we do?
Milten, Shiori's duo, and Cosmo Catz and Nyaa's skit...
Were they able to entertain you two?
I've made up my mind.
So, please give us your judgment.
One, two...
I messed up! I messed up!
I was scared!
It's not like you messed up or anything.
This is my personal opinion.
It was really fun.
Milten kept saying, "I want to do it again. I want to do it again."
The more painful it is, the more I understand it.
I want to watch it again.
That's why I made up my mind.
You made up your mind.
What about you, Arin?
I don't think an idol needs much of a script.
I think it's okay for everyone to stay like this.
As an idol, Milten and Milten did their best until the end.
I think it will move the fans' hearts.
Thank you.
So, that was Milten and Nyaa's skit.
Thank you very much!
That was good! That was really good!
Why? Your face is crazy!
Don't cry! It's okay!
If you say it like that, I don't want to cry.
Milten did her best!
Ogi was moved!
So far, we have shown you two skits that the members made.
Arin and Rinni, did you enjoy it?
We enjoyed it!
It was fun!
I'm happy that we got along with each other.
I'm happy, too!
All of you are smiling a lot today!
We are, too!
Let's move on to the next skit!
Here is the next one!
monomani
What does "monomani" mean?
"monomani" means "monomane"
The next one is "monomane" means "monomane"
We will show you all of our "monomane" that we got from Mikon-senpai!
By the way, my best "monomane" is Yazawa Niko-chan of love live!
nikka nikka nii
anata no heart nii nikka nikka nii
Today, we would like to show you our "monomane"
Do you usually do "monomane" ?
monomane
We don't do "monomane" that much
We don't show "monomane" on TV
Today, Noemi will show you all of her "monomane"
I hope you will laugh a lot!
monomane
Let's start Noemi's "monomane" show!
I will go! I will catch a chicken!
I will do a commercial "monomane"
Play the piano for me!
Kekutakemo and piano!
Play me the piano!
Okay, I will do an impersonation of Sepak.
Good morning! I am Sepak!
That's cute! I want her!
Okay, I will do an impersonation of a baby hippo.
Karadaha!
Yes!
I'm going to do a man and a woman doing push-ups alone in an educational program!
Oh, that's funny.
They're there, aren't they?
They're like, "We won't pay you for this!"
I'm going to do Chibi Maruko-chan's Tama-chan and Anago-san.
Maru-chan! Maru-chan!
Huh?!
Mari-chan! Mari-chan!
Huh?!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm going to do Hara-san!
Ah! Ah!
Oh! Oh!
That's amazing!
I'm going to do the gas station guy!
All right! All right!
Um... is it a bike? Is it a car?
You can tell by looking at it!
That's right!
That's the worst!
I'm going to do the person who was brought in by the world line that ends in three minutes!
Huh?! Is this... the world clock?!
Huh?! It ends in three minutes?! What do I do?!
It's like Nagano-san!
Ah! Ah! Yes!
I'm going to do Bo-chan!
It's Bo... Bo-chan!
This feeling is deep!
That's it!
I'm going to do Anpanman!
I'm Anpanman!
I'm going to do this, too!
I love you, Nuharus!
I love you, refugees!
Did you do it?
What?
What did you do?
I did an impersonation of Matoiko and Rui's manager, Akahira-san!
Akahira-san?!
Why?!
I'm a little hungry...
I'm a little...
Akahira-san!
I'm so happy!
Thank you!
I didn't expect you to join us in the middle of it!
Thank you!
What did you think of the impersonation show?
You all did a great job and surprised me!
Don't you think Takemoto-pyan is amazing?
I think it is possible for Mikan to do it as well.
All of them were amazing!
They all were unique!
No!
But, Shiorin's impersonation is really...
I think you might get attacked!
May, may take it!
I enjoyed it!
It was fun!
Thank you!
Thank you very much.
Then, I'd like to speed up, but I'd like you to judge whether they were welcome or not.
One, two, three...
Yes, they were!
Thank you very much.
No, it was good. I had a lot of fun watching it.
Come to think of it, I'd like one of them for each of you, Pepper-kun.
Come to think of it, it might not have looked like you if you didn't have such a cute Pepper-kun.
It was cute.
So, that was Noemi's impersonation show!
And after this, Noemi will show off her special skills she learned from her teacher!
Good luck!
Thank you! I'll do my best!
On top of that, Noemi will teach you how to impersonate Momocro!
Can you tell me your tips and tricks?
There's only one tip...
It's momentum!
Momentum!
After Noemi's impersonation show, everyone has given it their all!
Let's move on to the next performance!
Here is the next performance!
Ta-dah!
It's a special skill show!
Unfortunately, that's all for this week!
Next time, Noemi's impersonation show, second half!
Noemi will show off her special skills she learned from her teacher!
I'm so happy! I did my best yesterday, too!
Nanaka Tomita! She's into it!
And also, Noemi's impersonation show, third half!
I love you!
I love you, too!
I think I'm a gorilla...
And...
What?! Momocro and Tomita will also impersonate Momocro and Tomita?!
They're truly eternal fans of Momocro and Tomita!
We'll have to wait and see!