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Senpai! Please teach me how to cut meat! Part 2!
Last time, we learned the basic way of cutting meat from Takiisu Takasa Senpai.
The members' cutting power is growing rapidly!
And this time, we'll learn how to use their cutting power and get into the application!
So far, we've taught you the basic way of cutting meat.
But everyone's cutting power is so good that we're getting tired of it.
But everyone, when you're on a variety show, you won't see people cutting meat from the front like this.
So, is what we've taught you useless? No, it's not!
There's a moment when idols' cutting power is taken away.
And that moment is...
When you answer questions in Quiz Variety!
There are two types of Quiz Variety!
A serious Quiz Variety with people bragging about their quizzes!
And a Quiz Variety with comedians!
Quiz Variety is where funny answers are asked for, and that's where cutting power is used!
So for Quiz Variety, we've prepared some questions for you.
Here they are!
A robbery happened in a convenience store.
However, when the clerk asked for the location of the robbery, the robber left without taking anything.
Now, what was his response?
This show is probably...
Yuumura-san, the MC, right?
Cut the fire.
It's like you're already saying it!
It's a long sentence, but the basic idea is the same!
Let's answer it well and make it to Quiz Variety!
If you were robbed in a convenience store,
and you were told, "If you do this, you'll get away with it,"
you might be able to think like that.
What was the clerk's response?
Oh, that's a good one!
Let's hear it, Korino-san!
That's a good one!
OK, what was his response?
The clerk bought me the product I was about to steal!
That's true!
But in a convenience store, you don't really ask for things like "Give me this!"
Most of the time, it's about convenience stores, so you're aiming for cash.
I told him about the sales price of the convenience store next door.
I see!
That's good!
Amazing!
That's deep!
Cut the fire.
No, what was wrong about that was...
He was aiming for too much.
That's what's going on right now.
Yes, yes, yes, Kawanago-san.
Um, actually, the clerk was a fortune-teller and said, "You'll win a lottery right now."
I see.
Where did you hear this from?
Explanation! Explanation!
You took it out of context, didn't you?
I always knew it.
Fortune-telling is fun.
This is "Tell me about fortune-telling", application edition!
We aim to be fortune-telling idols who can be active in variety programs!
And, who will be in charge of fortune-telling in the future?
The 30 minutes of fortune-telling starts now!
Start!
Senpai, please tell us more!
There is one more question.
It's a VTR question.
What happened to you while you were watching the VTR? Please answer in 0.035 seconds.
It happens, doesn't it?
That is also a test of your fortune-telling skills.
The next one is a VTR question that you often see in variety programs.
In the middle of the VTR, you will be asked "Please answer in 0.05 seconds".
This is a test of your fortune-telling skills.
I want to go first!
Kanisa-san, let's go!
Let's go!
I like small things.
That is also a test of your fortune-telling skills.
What happened to you after this, Kanisa-san? Please answer in 0.05 seconds.
I was happy to be told "I like you" and I started talking!
One second left!
I like small things.
I like small things, too!
I like small things!
The correct answer is "I like you"!
That was fast.
It's important to say it out loud like this.
I don't know what he showed me.
I stopped at unexpected places.
I panicked.
That's right.
But sometimes it happens all of a sudden.
I see.
Who will go next?
Yes!
Let's go, Nagata!
Yes!
VTR, please!
Wow!
It's a sudden quiz!
How did Onowa and Kanisawa react?
Nagata, please answer in 5 seconds.
5 seconds left!
Is my mouth okay?
Time up!
The correct answer is...
What?
Cute!
I don't know!
You don't know?
I don't know!
I said something weird while riding a bicycle.
But it's good.
You can think about how to make use of the headband you got on your eyes.
And you can think about what would be interesting after this.
Okay, let's go.
Everyone is here.
I'm scared.
Are you ready?
Kanina, are you ready?
Yes!
VTR, please.
I eat melon bread every day.
Crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle.
It's good.
It's a quiz now.
What would happen to you after this?
Tanizaki in the studio, please answer in 5 seconds.
I became a goldfish!
Time up!
Crackle, crackle, crackle, you become a goldfish, too.
She ate melon bread again.
She said she became a goldfish.
But she ate melon bread again.
What kind of quiz is this?
The answer of the VTR is too interesting.
It's good.
I feel like I can't overcome it.
Let's overcome it!
Kanano, would you like to answer?
It's sudden, but it's a quiz.
What would happen to you after this?
Kanamo in the studio, please answer in 5 seconds.
Well...
It's okay.
Can you sing in English?
Wait a minute!
I'm singing in English.
She sang in English.
What kind of quiz is this?
It's correct for you to sing in English.
The quiz itself is too interesting.
I can't overcome it.
That's right.
What would happen to you if you were a teacher?
If you were a teacher...
You would do like this.
You have to make use of it.
Your head would hit the floor.
Suddenly, you would change your mind.
It's not "ah"!
Let's go.
VTR, please.
She's using a kendo ball.
This is a good one. What happened to Nagata-san after this?
Ogi-san in the studio, please give us your answer in 5 seconds!
Yes! This bullet was fired and destroyed the house, and the owner got angry.
Wonderful! Wonderful!
The correct answer is...
Yes.
No reaction!
It's so funny!
It's too funny, isn't it?
It's been a year and a half since I've done something like this!
Shirley-kun, how do you feel?
Now, is that all for the VTR question?
Wait a minute! I haven't done it yet!
Oh, Ozuki-san, you want to do it?
I want to do it, too!
Then, if you like, you can join us as regular members.
Yes!
Yes! Let's go!
I'll definitely join you.
Then, here's the VTR!
It's pretty long.
It's sudden, but it's a quiz.
What happened to Oseki-san?
Oseki-san in the studio, please answer in 5 seconds!
This singing video came up on Instagram and it was posted to a different personal account, but it was denied by a personal account.
The correct answer is this.
She went to the bathroom.
I forgot about it.
She was doing like this.
You found it well.
You found out the truth.
You were embarrassed like this.
I know how you feel.
By the way, how would you answer if you were a member of VTR?
Kanago, will you answer?
I will pretend that I wasn't there.
You are lying. You are lying.
Next, we will learn how to use information programs.
Or this one.
"Introduction of useful kitchen goods".
I've heard of it.
Me, too.
"Introduction of useful kitchen goods" is often used in information programs.
It's good to aim for the correct answer, but first of all, it is an idol's important duty to liven up the atmosphere of the site with a monoboke!
So, we have prepared useful goods in the studio, so let's all try a monoboke!
What is the point of this monoboke?
The point of a monoboke is to replace similar- shaped things with them.
You say "kitchen goods", but is it better to use kitchen goods as a monoboke?
Well...
That's a good question.
It's a good question.
If possible, it would be ideal if we could start with kitchen goods and gradually talk about them.
I see.
Ms. Ogi, would you like to go first?
Grab raw meat when you don't want to touch it with your hands.
That might be a good answer to start with.
I see.
Ms. Kanisa.
Stick an apple in here and smash it.
I see.
If you get too close and smash it, it will close.
Ms. Ozaki.
Smash the finger of a child who has been snacking.
At what timing should we give out the correct answer?
That's a good question.
Maybe we should give out the correct answer after someone has slipped.
I see.
All right.
Warm up your knees like this.
What does that mean?
Ms. Kanisa.
Stick a dumpling in here.
That's correct!
We got the correct answer!
The correct answer is...
Useful goods that allow you to easily wrap dumpling skin without getting your hands dirty.
Moeko-chan.
The timing of you saying "correct" was perfect!
Well, well, we have one more thing prepared for you, so let's go ahead and do it!
Ms. Kawanago, would you like to go first?
Yes!
Your voice suddenly changed.
I'll go.
Yes.
Take a good look at this.
It's a chick's "attraction".
I like it very much.
That's good.
Yes.
Yes, ma'am.
Making beer foam.
You were a little too close to getting it right.
That's dangerous!
Please think about it.
Yes, Ozaki-san.
Fighting like this. Fighting like this.
No, no!
It's not like that!
Ms. Yamagawa!
No, no, no!
Ms. Temporino!
Putting a mark on your face.
For what purpose?
For getting it right.
Yes!
Oh, I know! Ms. Kawanago!
Afternoon tea...
No, no, no!
Not at all!
It's good!
It's like you found it out!
It's good as a technique.
I see.
Yes!
Yes, ma'am!
The answer is...
Let's go with the answer.
Making whipped cream foam.
That's correct!
Wow!
The correct answer is...
Whipped cream and meringue can be made easily.
They were useful goods!
With that,
Mr. Takasa Zagiis's cutting lesson is over.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Well, I was very scared.
What?!
Because you guys were too good at it,
I was worried about whether today's lesson was correct or not.
Lastly, since we have the opportunity,
let's all do a cutting lesson!
Yes!
One point for funny answers!
Yes!
For those with the lowest points,
as a penalty game,
you will end this show with one last word.
Yes!
So, with this cutting lesson,
please give us more and more funny answers
and somehow stop the penalty game!
Yes!
Now, I will announce the topic!
Here it is!
Please sing a continuation of "orekura-ai" and "obento- bakko" and disappoint us!
Everyone's cutting ability should be greatly improved!
I'm looking forward to it!
Okay, are you ready?
Wow, you're fast!
You're fast!
Wow!
Taniza-san, you're fast!
You're fast!
Shall we begin?
Please sing a continuation of "orekura-ai" and "obento- bakko" and disappoint us!
Yes! "orekura-ai" and "obento-bakko" and "umeboshi-potsun"
That's good!
Yes!
Yes! Taniza-san, let's begin!
Yes!
Please sing a continuation of "orekura-ai" and "obento- bakko" and disappoint us!
"Tagane" and "obento-bakko" and "umeboshi-potsun"
"orekura-ai" and "obento-bakko" and "umeboshi- potsun"
Yes!
Yes! Nagata-san, let's begin!
"orekura-ai" and "obento-bakko" and "onigiri" and "onigiri" and "gucha-gucha" and disappoint us!
Yes!
That's disappointing!
Yes!
Is it okay for the first try?
Yes!
Nagata-san, let's begin!
"orekura-ai" and "obento-bakko" and "hack-mai" and "hack-mai" and disappoint us!
That's a good one!
One point for each!
Let's go, Kanako-san.
"orekura-ai" and "obento-bakko" and "doro-dango" and "tsure-wae-shi" and disappoint us!
Natsumi, no matter what she says, you can't help but laugh while singing.
That's a good one!
Let's go, Kanako-san.
"orekura-ai" and "obento-bakko" and sing along and disappoint us.
Ah, it's disappointing.
It's disappointing, but it's good.
Two points!
I did it!
Yes!
Ogi-san was faster, wasn't she?
Yes!
I put another lunch box in this much of a lunch box.
It's good!
It's a battle pattern.
Yes!
Two points!
I did it!
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, Ozeki-san, shall we go?
Let's sit in this much of a lunch box.
It's certainly disappointing when you sit in it.
I'm sitting in it.
Ah, one point!
Ah, good, good, good!
Ozeki-san is getting serious, isn't she?
Yes!
After that, there was a fierce battle of one heart and one body!
And in the end, there was a surprising ending!
Ogi-san, 6 points!
Kanisawa-san, 5 points!
Nankattas-san, 2 points!
Tanigashi-san, 2 points!
Kawanago-san, 2 points!
And, Osechi-san, 4 points!
The most subtle order!
Either of you!
First or last, either of you!
You can't be happy about it!
So, the final result is...
Takasa-senpai will judge the three people who got 2 points in a row!
Who will receive the punishment?
I'm curious about it!
But before that!
Quiz Arihana!
Yay!
Saya-chan got 2 questions right in a row!
But, if you answer the final question correctly...
You will receive 87 points!
In this situation where you can only aim for a one-shot reversal...
Who will shine brightly in the future?
So, here is the final question!
Quiz Ogihana!
As you all know...
I, Ogihana, can catch people's attention with my speed...
So, my mom often says that I'm like a golden retriever...
But, what is the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning?
So, let's get started!
Natsumi!
When my mom said that I'm like a golden retriever...
It was very shocking!
In my dream, I became a golden retriever...
But, when I woke up in the morning, my blood was blue!
What does that mean?
Should I give you 5 points?
Yes, Moe-chan!
I wait in bed and go to the living room while rolling around!
Evo A is cute, so I'll give you 5 points!
Yay!
Keywords!
Please use the number "three".
No!
My eyes look like "three" because of my sick teeth.
Wait! It's too much!
What do you do as soon as you wake up?
Good morning!
Keywords!
Alarm!
This is the answer!
I got it!
It's the answer!
Please use two "three"s.
Two "three"s?
I'll give you a big hint.
"Three minutes"!
What?
Natsumi!
I had a dream about Golden Retriever.
When I woke up, I thought it was Chihuahua.
When I woke up again, it was Bulldog.
The dream I woke up from was Godzilla.
Wait! Who is it?
I'll give you 15 points!
15 points!
Keywords!
I set three alarms every three minutes.
Wow!
You're right!
I set three alarms every three minutes.
You did it!
You did it, Sayacchan!
You did it!
You did it, Sayacchan!
So, the first award goes to Tanizaki Sayacchan!
Yay!
It's amazing, isn't it?
How did you feel when you won the award?
At first, I didn't want to say it because it was hard for me to say it.
But now that I think about it, I'm very happy because it's a world of expertise.
As a reward for winning the award, please come and stay at Ogi's house!
Yes!
That's all for the quiz!
Three people lined up for two points.
Who will receive the penalty game?
Let's go, Tanizo-san.
I wanted to put Ozeki-san in a lunch box of this size, but it was too big and I couldn't put it in.
Bravo! Bravo!
Ozeki-san is happy.
Get out of it. Get out of it.
I'll go.
Let's go, Tanago-san.
A fly was flying in a lunch box of this size.
I don't like it!
I see. She's not saying anything now.
I don't like it!
She doesn't like it.
Okay, I'll go.
Okay, Nagata-san, let's go.
Can you not put tissues in a lunch box of this size?
I see.
She's good. She's good.
Okay, Takasa-senpai, please judge.
Who will receive the penalty game?
Who will receive it?
This meeting is...
I'm sorry, but it will be decided by Tanizo-san.
Why?!
If Ozeki-san could be in the meeting, it would be better for her to write down her characteristics.
I see.
Damn you!
She's getting serious now.
Okay, stand up, everyone!
Yes!
That's enough.
Senpai, thank you for teaching me a lot of things!
Thank you very much!
It was wonderful.
Thank you very much!
Oh, she's gone.
I've decided today.
I will...
We will...
become big-sized idols!
What are you talking about?!
No way!
"not=me", "senpai", "mou to oshiete kudasai" viewers of "scupper"
Hello! We are "equal love"!
We are broadcasting from "kimi wa equal love o aiseru" studio.
Today we are going to do that project!
That's right!
"equal love" and "noemi oshiete" collaboration project!
Members! Let's raise our spirits!
"equal love" and "noemi oshiete" will appear in the same program and talk about the same topic and give answers!
Today's topic is...
Which member looks good in summer?
Masaki's impression is...
Hitomi!
The song "kira kira shita" suits you very well.
That's right.
That's true. It's good.
I was born in August.
I was born on August 3rd.
I want to say "me", but...
There is no woman who looks good in summer like me.
I'm Takamatsu-san!
I knew it!
I'm Takamatsu-san!
I think I'm Hitomi, too.
In "ICOLAB", Kiara is Hitomi.
In that sense, "nanaka" suits you.
That's right.
The image of "center" has a bright summer image.
Neither of them is "center".
That's right.
Let's decide the answer.
The member who looks good in summer is...
One, two...
Takamatsu!
Why don't you say "Hitomi"?
I like this image of Takamatsu.
That's right.
I'm Hitomi-chan!
Speaking of summer, we are "center".
I have a wonderful announcement.
"ICOLAB" and "noemi oshiete" gave us wonderful presents.
Great!
We would like to give a photo panel of us and "noemi oshiete" to four people who are selected.
Here it is!
"Takamatsu Hitomi" is one of the keywords of "ICOLAB" and "noemi oshiete".
Please remember it.
We will say goodbye with a cute greeting.
Everyone, please watch "ICOLAB".
Good for you!