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Not=me, senpai, please tell me more!
I, Kanita Moeku, will be your host for today!
Thank you for having me!
And...
It's my first time as a host, so I'll do my best!
I'm Not=me's Ogihana! Thank you for having me!
Hii-chan and Suzuki Hitomi here!
Since the show has been renewed, I'd like to renew my feelings and smash it!
Thank you for having me!
Hii-chan and Suzuki Hitomi here!
It's been a while since I've been a host, so I'm very excited!
I'll do my best to renew my feelings!
Thank you for having me!
Hii-chan and Suzuki Hitomi here!
It's my first time as a host since the show's renewal,
so I'm very nervous and hungry!
I'll do my best to speak clearly!
Thank you for having me!
I, Suganami Mirei, will be your narrator!
It's my first time as a narrator, so I'm very nervous!
Let's get started with today's theme!
Here's what we'll learn from our senior guests!
Please teach us how to be a senior host!
I'll learn the essential host skills necessary for a TV show and aim for a further step up!
What kind of senior will come to me?
Now, let's call a senior guest who will teach us how to be a host!
Please come in!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Nasu Nakanishi! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
This is a simple greeting at a construction site!
This guest is a veteran of 20 years of experience, Nasu Nakako and Nasu Nakanishi!
Nasu Nakanishi-san, do you have a lot of experience of being a host?
Oh, that's an image!
It's an image, isn't it?
That slow tone of yours is very rude!
(Laughs)
We've hosted a lot of shows, and we've been together in private, but...
Oh, that's right!
We've also hosted the Bingo Game Competition!
Oh, that's great!
We meet every year, and we laugh a lot!
(Laughs)
But the one who laughs the most is Hisako-chan!
(Laughs)
Who is it?
It's Hisako-san!
And first of all, I'd like to ask you two...
Yes!
What is the most important thing for a host?
This is a good question all of a sudden!
It's amazing!
First of all, there is the most important thing!
That is...
Being yourself without standing out!
How can you make guests stand out?
Oh!
So, as MCs, you need to make guests stand out as much as you can.
Yes.
So, I hope you do it thoroughly.
This is it.
This is how you can play a new role.
I'm going to die myself.
The meaning has changed.
What?
This is a sacrifice.
It doesn't mean that.
Well, everyone.
Yes.
Please stand up.
Yes, stand up.
Let's do it.
One, two...
Seniors!
Please tell us about MCs!
You're making a big deal of it.
It's a good show.
It's fun.
The rainbow-colored light is also blinding today.
This time as well, we will welcome these two summer- lovers and ask them to tell us about MC.
What...what are you doing?
Furthermore, a new segment "Quiz! Kani-san, Moeko, Bomb!"
Moeko's well-known personality is revealed!
This time as well, we will welcome these two summer- lovers and ask them to tell us about MC.
The first topic is "how to draw out the charm of a guest".
I have a question for you all. What should we do to draw out the charm of a guest?
Yes, yes.
A firm understanding.
But it's important, it's important.
It's important, it's important.
It's wonderful.
It's very important.
What about you, Ogihana?
I always say "no" all the time.
I see!
That's called "interfering".
What about you, Naka-chan?
I do "metallic" a lot.
It's important.
What about you, Hii-chan?
I become friends with people.
That's amazing!
Really?
We are going to become friends today.
Are you going to?
Are you going to become friends with an idol that easily?
From friends...
That's what I want to say.
You have said a lot of things, but here is what you do to draw out the charm of a guest.
Communication before recording.
This is important.
For example, how an idol group calls each other.
You get that information from communication before recording.
Really?
Yes.
Earlier...
Did you notice?
I remember what you said earlier.
Right?
That's why I said "somehow" when I called you.
You said it, right?
It was natural, right?
Actually, we started recording an hour before we went back.
Nasunaka senpai was getting information from casual conversation with members who came for school greetings.
I'm Nottoy Corny. Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for coming.
That was a low bow.
It's not like you're going to send it in.
It's like you're going to send it in.
At that moment, I realized how fierce Moeko-chan's movements are.
Is that so?
Oh~
And by introducing ourselves, not only do we know how we're called, but we also know how we're related.
Yes, I'm Nanaka Kotou Tomita Nanaka, but...
What are you saying? I don't know what you're saying.
My nickname is "Nanaka", but my members call me "Nanka-chan".
"Nanka-chan"? Why is it "Nanka"?
Why? I'm not sure...
At first, you called me "Nanka"...
Oh, I called you randomly...
Randomly...
I don't like it.
So, we look at our relationship.
Oh~
Like, "Who does Ogihana-chan talk to a lot?"
Yes, yes, yes.
Thank you for today.
Thank you for having us. We're looking forward to it.
Thank you for having us.
Yes, that's how it is, everyone.
Yes.
So, we learned about this before we started recording.
Oh, I see.
We've been doing it before.
Wow!
So, if we look at other recordings,
guests are more veteran-like than hosts.
I'm sure hosts will be nervous about this,
but actually, guests talk to us a lot more than hosts do before recording.
Oh~
Some guests make us laugh a lot.
Oh~
Yes, so in those cases,
we casually talk to each other and try to get closer.
Oh, wow!
Yes.
Oh~
Why?
Come on!
Like this.
This set.
This set is perfect.
Yes.
Now, let's practice communication skills before recording.
Pretending we're hosts,
let's shorten the distance between us and our guest before recording.
The top buzzer is...
Our leader, Moeko Kanisama!
Now, Moeko-chan, please practice!
Good morning!
Oh!
Moeko-san, good morning!
Oh!
Hey!
You're so cute and dazzling!
I thought the sun was walking towards me!
Come on!
Why?
Wait a minute!
What is it?
Are you kidding me?
If you say "what's up with you?"
I'll introduce myself today.
I'm Moeko Kanisawa of Not Equal Me.
Nice to meet you.
Are you Kanisawa?
Yes, I'm Kanisawa.
Are you going to walk all the way from Kaniya to here today?
What's up with you?
The end!
But I think "what's up with you?" was good.
Yes, it was.
It was a lesson for me.
Kouhan wanted it and couldn't stand it.
I couldn't stand it.
I couldn't stand it and I'm going to steal it.
And Naezan, how was it when you were talking?
If you could only say what you couldn't say...
Well...
Yes?
You didn't feel like you were trying to talk, did you?
Oh, I see!
You didn't feel like you were talking, did you?
You wanted to talk and you couldn't help it.
Who was it?
I thought I was talking too much on the way.
You thought you were talking too much?
I thought it was rude of me to talk from here.
I was thinking too much about when I should crouch.
What's up with you?
I can't stand it!
Next up is Natsumi's demonstration.
Natsumi, you wrote it down, didn't you?
Just one.
You wrote it down?
What did you write?
"Nandeyanenmou"...
I'll say it again.
"Nandeyanenmou" isn't all-purpose.
It's not all-purpose.
I'll use it when I'm in trouble.
Natsumi, it's not "Nandeyanenmou".
Let's go with Natsumi's original version.
"Nandeyanenmou" is forbidden.
Oh, no!
Her Highness's part "Nandeyanenmou" is forbidden.
Will she be able to shorten the distance?
Let's go with Natsumi's real battle.
Good morning.
Good morning, Natsumi-san.
Oh, how cute you are!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm Natsumi Kanago of Zottei Columbia.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, wait a minute. I got a call.
Hello?
What? What are you doing?
It's fine. It's fine.
It's fine. I'm doing my best.
Nice to meet you, Natsumi-san.
Nice to meet you, too.
Let's get started. Do you have a favorite food?
Let's get started.
Favorite food?
That's right.
You like ramen, don't you?
We have the same stomach.
What is your favorite food?
My favorite food?
Celery is good for me.
For example, if you put celery in the dressing room, you will know it.
Then you will say, "Wow, there is celery in the dressing room. Wow, I wonder what it is."
Wow.
What are you saying?
End of discussion.
It's been a while.
It's been a while, but when I'm out of my mind, I hate the cold air.
What's wrong with you?
The next challenge is No. 7.
Naga-chan, how confident are you?
There are a lot of intense things.
I'm excited.
You can do it, Naga-chan.
Can I do it?
I think it's the most intense.
That's not true.
Let's do it, Naga-chan. Please do it.
Good morning.
Nice to meet you.
Let's change chairs.
Which one is better?
What are you doing?
Please sit here.
Do you want me to sit here?
Yes, you can.
Can I sit here?
Yes, you can.
Can I?
Let's sit together.
One, two...
I'm sorry.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm looking forward to it, too.
I'm Tomita.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm looking forward to it, too.
But...
Well...
You call me "Nanka-chan", don't you?
Yes.
I want to be called by a nickname, too.
Isn't it wonderful?
My nickname?
I've been thinking about it.
"Nakanitcho".
I have a better nickname than "Nakanitcho".
I want you to call me "Nakanitcho".
How about "Nakanitcho"?
Isn't it the same?
Time's up!
(Applause)
I'm glad you called me "Nanko-chan".
But, I was worried about it.
You don't have any more worries.
How did you feel?
It was easy for me to talk.
When you called me "Cookie-su",
I also sat down.
If you called me "Anna",
you would have been happy, wouldn't you?
Really?
No, no.
But, if you called me "Cookie-su" and "Anna",
I wouldn't have been happy at all.
After that,
Nakanitchi practiced
how to reduce the distance
with Cookie-su.
Did you choose the clothes yourself?
Yes, I did.
It's cool, isn't it?
My mother chose it for me.
Those glasses are very nice.
When I saw it,
you were wearing black glasses.
But, there are various colors of glasses.
Yes, yes, yes.
These glasses are originally black.
But, if you wear them with a cute girl,
they turn yellow.
I'm happy. Thank you very much.
No, you're cute.
You look like a cabaret singer.
Before recording,
I learned how important communication is.
From now on,
I'll show you a new segment.
Its name is...
"Save Kanisawa Maiko"!
Yay!
Wait, "Kanisawa Maiko"?
What?
What is it?
In this segment,
I, the leader of "not equal me",
will give you a quiz about me, "Kanisawa Maiko"!
There are 3 quick answers in total.
If you answer 1 question correctly, you will receive 10 points.
If you answer it incorrectly but it's an interesting answer, you will receive 5 points.
So, in the end, the person with the most points will be the first-generation Kani Sao.
First-generation?
I want to be Kani Sao.
And for the members who answered correctly in the quiz,
there is something that will make you happy.
What is it?
Here it is.
The mascot character of "Teach me Doimi",
"dot = me", commonly known as "Doimi-chan",
will receive an original program sticker.
I want it.
It's really...
cute.
I want to see it.
I want to see it up close.
You haven't won it yet, but you can't see it.
It's a privilege of the winner.
Then, for the mascot character of "Kani Sao" and "Doimi-chan" sticker,
let's do our best to answer it.
Quiz "Kani Sao Moeko" Question 1.
As you know,
the reason why I, Kani Sao Moeko, became an idol is
because I wanted to move people's hearts with my singing and dancing.
However, the people whom I, Kani Sao Moeko, respect are
Ms. Sashihara Rino, my mother, and one more person.
Who is it?
Then, let's press the button!
What is it?
Can you all guess it?
Yes!
It's fast!
It was fast in about 0.01 seconds.
Here we go!
One, two...
Jibun
Does it mean "nanaka"?
No, it doesn't.
It doesn't mean "narcissist" like that.
No, it doesn't!
Pet
Ah, it's a little bit different.
It may be a little bit different.
Francisca Zabiel
Oh, it's a different person.
It's different.
What is it?
What does it mean?
Ms. Himiko
Ah, it's a different person.
It's not a different person.
Okki
Ippai
Iru
Futsuu ni iru
Kome
It's different!
"Nanaka" gets 5 points.
Isn't it different?
Takutani
It's a different person.
Ah, it's a different person.
It's a little bit different.
Funikira
It's different!
It's a different person.
What?
Ijin
It's a different person.
Junsu ni naritai na
I've said it before.
What?
I'm different.
Watashi chigau kara na
Watashi chigau kara
I've said "I'm different," and "I want to be different."
I get it!
What?
I get it!
This is the only answer!
It's me!
It's different!
What are you saying?
I will announce the correct answer!
The correct answer is...
It's a person of type A!
It's the same!
It's different! It's different!
It's not like 7th generation!
7th generation is different!
It's not like 8th generation!
It's purely type B, so...
Type B people are careful and...
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Type B people are careful and...
What should I say?
Type B people are also type B people, but...
Type A people are firm and...
They are careful and polite.
I like it.
There is no such type B people here.
I talked about it once with 7th generation.
You talked about it!
Why did you talk about it?
We have never heard of it!
Let's move on to the next question!
Quiz "Kanisawa Moyoko" Question 2!
As you know, I, Kanisawa Moyoko...
Before the lesson, I always eat salmon sushi and gain strength.
In other words, what is the first thing Kanisawa Moyoko does when she wakes up in the morning?
What is it?
Let's start!
We don't live together, so we don't know!
Yes! Yes!
I catch salmon for eating.
Yes!
Five!
What is it?
I know! Everyone does it!
Yes!
I cut salmon.
No, it's not like that.
I think you should stay away from salmon.
Does it have nothing to do with it?
Why?
Please give me a hint!
A hint is...
When you wake up in the morning, you want to do something, don't you?
Yes!
I stand in the kitchen.
It's close!
I know! I know! I know!
Yes! Yes!
I stand in the bed.
No!
Yes! Yes!
I stand in front of the refrigerator and drink water.
Yes! Yes!
I drink water.
I know! I know!
Well...
You are correct!
I'm sorry!
When you wake up in the morning, what do you eat for breakfast first thing in the morning before you go to the fridge?
You definitely came up with it in my kitchen!
Thank you!
That smile!
I feel hungry in the morning.
And I choose to eat breakfast in the fridge.
But in the end, I drink the soup in the fridge.
What is it?
The current score is...
Hanyutan and Hii-chan have 0 points.
Natsumi has 5 points.
And Nannaka has 15 points.
There is only one question left.
Who will shine on "Kanisawa-ou" in the future?
We will announce the result in the next episode!
After this, Natsunaka-senpai's MC effect!
The members will try high-level MC skills!
By the way, look! This is my set!
Oh, I see!
This is what I was talking about!
Natsunaka-senpai's MC lesson!
Next, we'll learn how to use MC skills during recording!
Just now, we learned how to keep a distance with the guest before recording.
But, this time, we'll teach you how to do it after recording!
It's important!
Usually, guests are asked what kind of talk they'll have with the staff in advance.
So, there will be a lot of interesting talks.
Sometimes...
Are you serious?!
If it didn't sell, you'd say it's junk, right?!
You're saying it too much!
That's not the reason!
From the staff's point of view!
Well, of course!
That's right!
There are times like that, too!
Aren't you troubled in those times?
The MC side is also anxious about what to do.
Right? It's troublesome, right?
But, in those times...
That's where you can test your MC skills!
I see!
Thank you!
How can you make such a talk interesting?
It's difficult!
It's difficult, isn't it?
That's right!
There's a simple way of doing it.
Don't overdo it and do a reaction!
I see!
This is it!
It's simple, isn't it?
If you overdo it and do it like that, it won't be funny!
That's right!
If you make it look like you're having fun, that's what you're good at!
That's right!
You're doing a good job!
You're great!
Thank you very much!
Even if the guest's story isn't funny at all,
the MC's job is to overdo it and make it look like they're having fun!
But even if you don't make it look like you're having fun,
Nasunaka-senpai, what should you do?
Even if you overdo it and do it like that, it won't make you look like you're having fun!
What should you do next, MC?
Apologize!
Apologize?!
MC, apologize?!
I'm sorry!
There might be a way of doing it, but...
That might be the only way of doing it.
What should you do in such a case?!
Here it is!
Talk to another person about the same topic!
I think we've all seen this on TV before.
That's right!
For example, "What were you doing yesterday?"
I was sleeping.
You were sleeping, weren't you?
What about your parents?
Like that!
That's right!
The person in front of you was also excited about the topic!
That's right!
For example, "Sanma Goten"
There must be comedians on both sides of the screen, right?
That's right!
That's why you should show it to an actor or an idol.
If you think it's a little weak, you should show it to a comedian.
That's amazing!
If a comedian drops it...
Then the whole thing becomes interesting!
That's right!
That's amazing!
I've never thought about it like that!
That's right!
With this, the scene will be very exciting!
I hope it will be like that!
But the recording of the TV doesn't go that well!
And because A-san's talk didn't get excited...
Even though we sent it to B-san, it didn't get excited here either!
There is no such situation for MCs!
Yes!
She said it!
On the contrary!
But Moemo-chan, your will to finish it yourself is very important.
Yes, it is.
Oh, that's good!
I will make a joke about the topic and finish it.
I see!
Let's see how you do it.
Here it is!
The MC takes it and goes home to laugh!
That's wonderful!
Yes!
That's wonderful!
That's right!
It's the last resort!
That's right!
It's the last resort!
Of course you want the guest to stand out,
but if it doesn't work out, you take it and go home to laugh!
That's right!
Now, let's try the MC technique we've learned during the recording!
Oh, is the end roll already playing?
Does it mean that we will bring this pattern to the next episode?
Also, a wipe reaction!
It healed me and made me feel like it was my life.
Also, the MC of the live broadcast will also try it!
A five-second talk!
A famous one!
Is it fun?
Let's talk and go!