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Senpai! Tell us about Conte!
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"Tell us, Noimi!" regular show's first theme is...
Conte!
Our guest, Pamper Senpai, will teach us how to make Conte from scratch!
Last time, the four members divided into a combo and a trio and formed a comedy unit!
And this time, Conte will be revealed for the first time!
What kind of theme did they come up with?!
Look forward to it!
We came up with the setting, and both of you came up with really good settings.
I think you have a great sense of humor.
Really?
Did you forget about it?
It's amazing.
I'm really interested in comedy.
Is there anything you'd like to do in the future?
I'd like to join NSC.
Really?!
Yes!
But why do you want to join NSC?
I think I'd be able to learn a lot as an idol.
No, you don't have to be an idol.
We don't want you to get hurt in the world of comedy.
I'm not interested in comedy, but I'm interested in writers.
Writers?!
I'm sitting here now.
Do you want to go where Conte is?
What was that face just now?!
Let's go!
Yes, the smell of damp earth and the scent of citrus flowers mix with each other.
What kind of friends do you have?
Senpai! Can you teach me a skit?
Second half!
The original skit that the members came up with is finally complete!
It's about merging with the wall.
That's cool!
It's not merging with the wall, so don't do that!
Can you bring up a new trend in the comedy world?
A serious skit created by idols! It's a must-see!
Senpai! Can you teach me more?
What do you decide after setting up?
Do you know what you should do next?
Mental unification!
Should we relax for the first time?
Here is what you should do after setting up!
Think of a story!
We've done most of the skits.
Let's start from here.
We start from here and think about how it will end in the end.
Do you think of lines here?
That's right.
How do you usually decide the story of a skit?
Usually, there is a story called "kisho-tenketsu".
I think this dot is very important.
Is it a laughing point?
I think this dot is a laughing point.
How many dots can you put in this dot?
"kisho-ten-ten-ten-tenketsu" is the best if you get used to it.
But, it's not easy.
It's difficult.
Dots are important.
The important point in a skit is how many dots you can put in a laughing point.
Let's make a story based on the settings of each group last time.
Is it better to start with the last word or end with the last word?
That's right.
I sometimes think of a skit from the end.
I want to say this line, so I'll set it up like this.
Thank you very much.
Please do your best.
Can I decide where to start?
She has a different point of view.
She wants to be a writer.
That's right.
Why do you want to be a writer?
I like radio.
I'm interested in how people think about radio programs.
Now, I'm trying hard to be an idol.
You still have a long way to go.
Someday, I want to be able to think of a program.
It would be great if you could do that.
The program is becoming more and more private.
That's right.
It might be good.
I want to appear in a lot of programs.
My name is Katenko.
I'm not sure about my name now.
Your name...
You've changed your name.
Is it an idol's name?
That's right.
It's a strange name.
I see.
Your name is "Ogiri", isn't it?
It's an interesting name.
I see.
I wonder what it is.
It's "bone-removing high school girl".
I'm sorry.
I'm not good at "Ogiri".
Ogiri
There is a writer, isn't there?
Can we ask the writer?
Please do.
What should I do?
It might slip a little.
I wonder what it is.
It's difficult.
Certainly.
But, there is a writer who can consult with you.
That's right.
"satou" (sugar)
"kyutikaru" (cuticle)
"gonzaimo" (gonsai mochi)
What a cute name!
It has a cute name in it!
Natsune-chan, when did you join "Hatenko"?
At the first press conference,
I suddenly did an impersonation of a zombie.
Oh, you played that role.
At first, I was shy and didn't know if I should do it or not.
At first, I was aiming to be an old idol.
But, before I knew it...
Before you knew it, you became a zombie.
You wrote it quite early.
That's right.
Then, please tell us the story of "Owarai Kombi Kamitomo".
At first, when we were depressed,
I said "what's wrong?"
Then, I realized that I had a fight with a member of "Kakuu".
So, I said "it can't be helped. I'll make up with you."
When we stood up together,
we said "oh!"
Oh, that's amazing!
Oh, I see! Oh, that's amazing!
Oh, that's amazing!
She just said "oh!" and I got goose bumps.
Oh, that's amazing! Thank you very much!
As expected of a writer!
That's cheating!
In fact, Moe-chan thought about it a lot.
Oh, that's right!
Both of you can be writers!
Where do you make your big laughter?
I thought I'd make it the biggest at the end.
Oh, at the end!
I see!
If you can, even in the beginning,
you can make it lighter.
If you can do it, it might be good.
Yes!
Next is "Mild Bombs of Laughter".
What kind of story is it?
"Idol Audition to Find the Next Generation of Stars".
This girl is "the idol", but...
This Sato Cuticle Gonzai Moe-chan...
It's a long story.
She's a little out of place, but the judges like her.
The judges like her.
This idol said "I can't do it!" and she got awkward.
At the end, Sato Cuticle Gonzai Moe-chan and the judges go out with each other.
At the end, they confess their love.
It's called "reality".
It's not a story that really happened.
When you confess your love, what do you do?
I say, "I don't know about this audition anymore!"
You say "I don't know about this audition anymore!"
It's not a world where you don't say "I don't know about this audition anymore!" at the end of a trio.
It's a new era.
It might be interesting to come back and say it again at the end.
That's right!
It might be interesting to say "I don't know about this audition anymore!" at the end of a trio.
Don't you have any words like that?
Let's ask the writer if she has any other ideas.
Well, at the end of the day, yes, that's right.
Yes, that's right.
Another collaborator's idea.
Tondemonai
I got it. At the end of the day, say "tondemonai"
That's a good idea. "Tondemonai"
Tondemonai
Thank you for the meal.
Finally, it's time for making a storyboard.
What will they do in the end?
Tondemonai
Do you know what you have to do next?
Is it making a storyboard now?
Yes, it is!
Let's make a storyboard!
Making a storyboard is also very important.
By making a storyboard, you can find out what you should change in the script.
So, you should make a lot of storyboards.
Senpai, do you have any tips on how to read a storyboard?
First of all, you have to stand up straight.
Before you start talking, you should open up your mouth a little bit.
If you open up your mouth too much, people will think you are talking nonsense.
So, you should open up your mouth at the right timing.
But, if you open up your mouth a little bit, it will be easier for people to understand you.
It will leave a good impression.
So, you should think about it while practicing.
I see.
So, let's start making a storyboard!
I'm not good at it.
I'm not good at it, either.
One, two...
I'm not good at it, either.
Where are you practicing?
I'm not good at it, either.
We have invited you as guests, but you can just sit on a chair.
Now, we have completed the story told by Papa and Senpai, which consists of two groups of stories.
Wow!
In such a short period of time!
How is it, everyone?
Do you have confidence?
Yes, we do!
At first, I was the funny one and Moe-chan was the funny one and we were practicing,
but I wasn't very good at being funny.
On the contrary!
I'm not good at being funny, so I'm a little embarrassed.
You've been doing it for about a year and you've changed.
You can change it in a day.
Now, let's go and pick up the cards!
The first time ever for the members to pick up the cards they made with their own hands!
It's like an eternal preservation!
The world, this is the Domingo Card!
The original cards made by the members!
The first group is this group!
Now, let's have Kami-tomo perform first!
Oh, good morning!
Good morning, everyone!
Good morning!
Did you find something?
No!
How did you know?
You kept saying "haa" and you made me do it!
What's wrong?
Actually...
Oh, good morning!
Yes, yes, yes!
Did you two have a fight?
Yeah.
Well, that happens.
I know, I know.
Oh, well, I guess I'll make up for it.
Ume-chan, what's wrong?
It's not a big deal, but...
I didn't mean anything bad.
I didn't mean anything bad, but...
I just happened to...
Um...
I just happened to...
What?!
You just happened to?!
She's the one who just happened to.
Yeah.
She's the one who just happened to.
If she doesn't apologize, I don't want to either.
What?! What do you mean?!
An idol just happened to?!
What?! Violence?!
What?!
There she is.
Yesterday's old wound...
Old wound...
Okay, I'll ask her.
What's wrong?
What's wrong?!
Say something!
You know...
Even if we fight...
We're a group.
Do you understand?
We're a group, so...
We have to keep doing this together.
If you two apologize now...
You'll forgive us.
Okay...
Apologize?
No! No! No!
You're 21 years old!
How did you get here?!
It's not Shanshan!
No!
Apologize!
Come here.
One, two...
I ate Chii-chan's lunch box without asking for it. I'm sorry!
No, it's me!
How was it?
I'm nervous.
I'm tens of times more nervous than when I stand on the stage of a live show.
How about you, Pappa-senpai?
It was so well-made that we wondered if we really came up with it ourselves.
Your acting skills were just right and not exaggerated too much.
Your input was just the right temperature.
You were good at it.
I don't think you should be a writer.
I didn't know there was such a way of using it in Malacasa.
I suddenly increased the volume of my voice in the live show.
Chii-chan helped me a lot.
That's great.
I think we will come up with a name for it someday.
Like "montblanc"?
Please stay away from the "ton".
Next up is "mildbom".
Thank you for coming.
Today is the final audition of "next-generation star".
Who will come?
Knock, knock.
Excuse me.
Thank you for coming.
What? That's weird.
Someone is holding something.
Can you introduce yourself first?
I'm Sugano Mimirei. Thank you for coming.
Next up, please.
I'm Sato Cuticle Gonzaimon.
Are you a chef?
Your face is messed up.
Thank you for coming.
Next up is "special skills".
I can make people slender.
I love it.
Thank you for coming.
Next up is Sato Cuticle Gonzaimon.
What's wrong with your voice?
- What is it? - It's assimilating with the wall.
- Oh, that's good! - No, it's not assimilating with the wall! Stop it!
- I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared! - I think it's assimilating with the deer and it's really good!
- It's scary and it doesn't have a face shape anymore, that deer! - That's good, that's good!
- Then, lastly, can you give us some self-appeal? - Yes!
- I want to make people all over the world happy when I become an idol! - Thank you very much!
- Why? - Then, next, Sato Cuticle Gonzaimon-san, can you do it for us?
- What? - I want to eat catering!
- That's good! - Can you show it? - Catering! Can you cook something by yourself?
- Catering! You can do catering even if you don't have this audition! - Then, from now on, I'll give you something good to eat!
- Sweets! Sweets! - It's the best! I don't care anymore! - Thank you very much!
- Wow, Sato Cuticle Gonzaimon-san is the best! You were super cute! - Thank you so much!
- Really, you're the best idol and my lover! - I love you!
- I'm sorry, I forgot.
You're nothing!
Thank you very much!
I was nervous!
Mirei's last line is something she practiced many times.
From here...
This...
- She practiced this a lot. - She practiced it.
I could see each of your characters.
I'd like to see you on a show.
Like "King of Condo".
I'd like to see you on a show like "King of Condo".
I feel like I can make it to the first round.
I think you can make it to the first round.
Then, let's do our best with "Wild Bomb".
Wild Bomb
At first, when Saya-chan explained about the current situation,
it was easy for me to understand even if it was my first time watching it.
Also, when Natty-chan came out, I laughed at only her impact.
Also, it was easy for me to understand Mirei- chan's idol-like contrast.
I'm happy.
You're good at commenting, too.
You can do everything.
Papa-senpai, what did you think of it?
Well, since it was a trio, I thought it would be more crazy,
but it turned out to be a proper condo, so I thought it was amazing.
As expected, your presence is amazing.
Your presence is like a leopard.
As expected of "Wild Bomb"'s mentor.
I could see your bloodline.
Also, at the end, you said "I'm glad you came today", and it was very realistic.
It was so realistic that I wondered if it actually existed.
At the end of the evaluation, you said "It's an insult, but it's very realistic".
With that kind of advice, I thought it wouldn't be possible to live like that if it didn't exist.
So, Papa-senpai told us about the condo.
What did you think of it, everyone?
Papa-senpai told us about the condo in great detail, from 1 to 100.
I'd like to explore it more.
You're full of passion.
I like watching people laugh, so I thought it was something we couldn't do ourselves.
I was really happy to be able to make a story with Papa-senpai's help like this.
That's right. You're the most quick-witted.
You're quick-witted.
We'd like you to do your best in the future.
It's my first time doing a story like this, and I'd like to do it again.
Thank you for teaching me so much today.
Please do it again in the future.
I usually can't say funny things.
But this time, I wanted to break the shell and do it with Nacchan.
When you taught me a lot of things, I realized again how fun it is to laugh.
Someday, as an entertainer and as a junior comedian, I'd like to join you.
I hope you don't die.
Both of you have great sense of humor.
I don't know if you're great or if you like my teaching method.
I'm really happy that you've grown up so much.
I feel like I'm a parent now.
I'd like you to increase the number of stories you put out.
I'd like you to go see a band club or something like that.
I'd like you to go.
I'll do my best to increase the number of stories you put out.
We have an entertainer now.
Attention!
Thank you very much!
Wow!
What a good school!
Wow!
"=LOVE" and...
"NO MEAN" "Tell Me"
Collaboration project "Member Consciousness Survey"!
Yeah!
What is it?
NOT EQUAL MEAN SENPAI
Tell Me More
Hello, everyone!
Hello!
We are...
"=LOVE"!
Today, we have "=LOVE" and "NO MEAN" from "Kimi wa =LOVE" which is on air on Fuji TV2.
"=LOVE" and "NO MEAN" will appear in each other's programs and talk about the same topic!
Here is the topic!
Ta-dah!
What is it?
Among "=LOVE" songs, which song do you want to hear in spring?
"=LOVE" and "NO MEAN" will appear in each other's programs and talk about the same topic!
What's your strong point?
=LOVE
That's good. It's addictive.
What will you write?
=LOVE
=NO MEAN
So, our answer is...
=LOVE
=NO MEAN
It's about love in the new semester.
I hope students will research about love.
We adults will research about love, too.
I hope many people will ask about love.
That's right.
In addition, we have a wonderful announcement.
Both "=LOVE" and "NO MEAN" will receive a wonderful gift.
"=LOVE" and "NO MEAN" will receive a photo panel with our autographs.
Four of you will receive a photo panel with our autographs.
It's rare.
Isn't it rare?
That's right.
For more information, please check "NO MEAN".
Please check "NO MEAN".
"SAKURA NO SAKUOTO GA SHITA" is one of the keywords of "=LOVE" and "NO MEAN".
Please remember it.
Everyone, please watch our program.
Please watch it.