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Yay!
Now, it's started!
Not=me, senpai, please tell me more!
I'm the new member, Kanikawa Moeko!
Nice to meet you!
Yay!
And!
I'm Mirei Katasugana Mi Mirei!
This is my first time being renewed!
So, I'll do my best to deliver more than usual!
Nice to meet you!
Yay!
Hi! I'm Natsune Katawaka!
To be honest, I'm more nervous than doing a concert!
Nice to meet you!
Yay!
Hi!
I'm Shiori Nagata!
I'm the youngest here!
So, I'll do my best!
I'll do my best!
Yay!
Hi! I'm Sayayanko and Tanizaki Saya!
I'm Sayayanko and Tanizaki Saya!
I'm slow and talkative, but...
I'll do my best and smile a lot!
Nice to meet you!
Yay!
And, the narration will be done by Momokin, Katawa, Sakurai and Momoka!
I'll make your hearts melt with my voice!
In order for us, NOT EQUAL ME, to grow as idols, we invite guests from time to time and ask them to teach us various things!
This program, which has been broadcasted three times so far, will also be broadcast regularly in April!
As an apprentice, the members will be in charge of MC!
Our predictions have been powered up once again!
In addition, the program title has also evolved!
Starting today, NOT EQUAL ME senpai "motto oshiete kudasai" has been renewed!
It has evolved!
It's like the second episode of an anime...
Hey, Shiori! You can't say that!
By the way, is there anything you'd like to be taught in the program?
Or is there a senpai guest you'd like to invite?
I'd like a voice actress!
I love anime!
I'd like to have an over-the-top experience!
I'd like a voice actress!
Her voice is so cute! I'd like to learn from her!
I'm not very good at talking...
So, I'd like a voice actor!
We'd like to improve our speaking skills!
Like "yo-yo"?
No, not like that!
Now, let's move on to our first regular program!
What is it?
Our senpai guest will be teaching us this!
What is it?
Senpai, please teach us konto!
Everyone, you were interested in this, weren't you?
Yes, we were!
♪ The scent of freshly washed soil ♪
♪ and the scent of citrus fruit ♪
♪ I can't help but feel mixed up ♪
♪ Girls in the same class ♪
♪ We're half-half like youth ♪
The first memorable theme is...
Tell me about contests!
Meet senior guests and popular entertainers...
And try making contests from scratch!
There's something I want to say!
What kind of contests will come up?
Now or during idol warring times!
Increase your variety skills and aim for a step up as an idol!
Tell me about contests!
Let's invite our senior guests...
Who will tell us about contests!
A duo formed in their 8th year!
So far, they've won the 8th O'Reilly Harvest Prize.
In 2017, they advanced to the finals in "King of Contests".
In 2020, they advanced to the finals in "R-1 Grand Prix".
They are extremely talented and boast outstanding achievements!
Their excellent character settings and witty lines...
Capture the hearts of the audience and never let them go!
They are "conte craftsmen" from Kanto and Kusshi.
They are "purple" and belong to Masei Entertainment.
Welcome!
Congratulations!
I'm so happy!
It was really hard for me to come out.
Do you really know about "King of Harvest"?
I said "Wow!" but...
I don't know about "King of Contests" anymore!
Our senior guests who will tell us about contests are...
"Purple" and "Kusshi"!
"Purple" and "Kusshi" have their own unique world view!
Let's check out their contests!
I'm "Purple" and I'm a "conte craftsman".
Nice to meet you!
Eri-chan, I'm sorry for being late at night like this.
This is 200,000 yen I prepared as you said.
You can give it back anytime you like.
We're dating and for you, Eri-chan...
Thank you, Kenji-kun.
Kenji-kun, let's break up.
We've been dating for a month, but I don't think we'll meet again.
So let's break up.
Kenji-kun, thank you for everything!
No, give me back my money!
No, my money...
I won't give it back!
Why do I have to give 200,000 yen back to the girl who dumped me?
I need money right now!
I want to go on a trip to Italy with this money!
You're not going to Italy with someone else's money!
You can eat pasta at home!
I won't give you back your money!
Goodbye!
Let's do it again!
I think we can still do it.
I can't live without you, Kenji-kun!
Damn it!
I know this is all a trap!
Let's go home!
I still like you!
Checkmate!
Damn it!
You don't look that cute!
But I like you!
Thank you!
But you can't win me!
This Zenigema Busu is not a woman's strength!
Thank you, Kenryu-kun! Bye-bye!
The moon is beautiful!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
How was it, everyone?
When Koshino Disco-san started talking, her facial expressions changed so much!
Yes! I saw it!
It's amazing!
She's so passionate about her research!
Even her character setting is amazing!
I was moved!
Thank you!
I'm happy to hear your impressions of watching a famous movie!
Have you ever seen such a comedy show up close?
No!
Yes! It's my first time!
Have you ever been to a comedy show?
I've been to a wild bomb-san's show!
A wild bomb-san!
It was pretty close!
Are you going to make a comedy show like a wild bomb-san?
Yes! I'm aiming for it!
I'm a bit of an expert!
Now, we're going to teach Papa-senpai how to make a comedy show and how to act in it!
Everyone, let's go!
Yes!
One, two...
Senpai! Please teach us about comedy!
I got it!
Let's learn how to make a skit by TARPER senpai!
The first one is...
First of all, there is something you have to do.
Do you know what it is?
There is something you have to do before doing a skit.
Shall we guess it?
Let's do it like a teacher.
Kanizaki-kun!
You have to team up!
You have to know each other!
That's difficult!
It's not about philosophy!
I have to decide it!
Kani-san!
Break the shell!
It's not about feelings!
It's a very difficult question!
Natsune-chan!
Team up!
That's correct!
It's too simple!
I'm sorry!
It's not about deciding it!
First of all, you have to team up!
When you team up, it's important that you have the same sense of value of laughter.
If you have a different sense of laughter, you will have a fight.
You can't make a skit.
Even if I want to do a manzai like Non-Style-san,
If my partner wants to do something like Yasei- Bakuran-san,
I can't do it.
When you team up, it's important that you have the same sense of value of laughter.
Let's find out each member's sense of laughter!
I love "non-style" style.
I love non-stop development style.
How about you, Shiori?
I like "enwasu" style, "kamaitachi" style and "ramens" style.
I see!
You like various styles and contours.
I like "shizuru" style and "freze ponchi" style.
I see!
I like "piramiquino" style and "red theater" style.
I see!
I used to watch it a lot when I was a child.
I like "amasso" style and "baccarism" style.
I like "baccarism" style and I like this kind of hairstyle.
That's right!
It may be true!
You'd better stop it now!
Why?
How about you, Natsune?
I like "yasei bakudan" style and "tenjiku nezumi" style.
You like "shuuru" style, don't you?
Yes, I like "shuuru" style.
I see!
I can imitate "zombies" style.
You can imitate "zombies"?
Yes, I can imitate "zombies" style.
May I see it?
It's okay!
Is it okay?
After imitating "zombies", I'll do "kikoshi" style of "shingeki no kyojin" style.
Wow!
That's all!
Wow!
I don't want to do it anymore!
Now that you've learned the value of laughter, let's look for partners!
But today, the members of Tsukkomi are not here for design.
Are you all mochi?
It's a strange group, isn't it?
Well, among the twelve of us, there are only about two Tsukkomi.
You're not here today, are you?
I'm not here today, but it's going to be a chaotic time.
If you're all flying and it's like this, I can't stop you anymore.
Personally, Moe-chan said she likes Mr. A. Masa, and I might like him, too.
That's good.
Nacchan is always doing things like "zombies" and "flying machines", and you're breaking shells, aren't you?
I can't do much interesting things, and I haven't been able to break my shell yet, so if I team up with Nacchan in that sense, I feel like I might be able to do it.
That's great.
That might be good, too.
"Wild bombs"?
"Wild bombs" and "Mr. A. Masa" are two different things.
So, we'll have to decide which one we'll team up with, right?
Huh?
Which one do you like?
But you can say things like "zombies", right?
If it's just Nacchan, I'd like to say things like "zombies", too.
Oh, you can say things like "zombies" and say things like "zombies".
That might be good.
Then, Mirei-chan?
"Trio"?
"Trio"!
And with that, we've decided who we'll team up with!
Since we're here, let's decide on a group name, too!
"Wild bombs" and "Mr. A. Masa" are two different things.
For a group name, do you need an impact or something like that?
If you have an impact like "I wonder what this group will do", it might be interesting.
The way you see it will change.
If you have a long one and a short one, which one would you like?
That's right. A long one used to be really popular.
Like "uman rush hour" or "oriental radio".
That's right.
Let's make it long and change it to a short one.
"Wild bombs".
"Y-bombs"?
"Y-bombs"!
Are you sure about that?
I'm a little worried about that.
Should we put a symbol in between?
That's the worst!
I was about to say that!
It's decided!
So, Konmi, have you decided yet?
Yes, I have!
Then, let's start with you, Konmi!
Here I go!
One, two...
We are God friends!
Wow!
I didn't expect you to say that!
Wow!
It was a no-mark! I'm sorry!
Why did you say this name?
When we express our relationship,
I didn't say "God friends" but "God" instead of "God-friend"
I wanted to show that we are better friends
So, I made it stylish!
It's not stylish at all!
What? It's not going to sell at all!
Well, for now...
If it was a game show or something like that,
I think it's going to sell just by listening to it!
Then, let's start with Torio's group name!
One, two...
We are Nami & Komu!
Oh, but...
I think this one is better!
"God-friend" is too strong!
"God-friend" is not good!
Even if it's in the final name, it doesn't make sense!
That's right!
"God-friend" is definitely not good!
"God-friend" is not good, either!
"God-friend" is impossible!
"God-friend" is not good, either!
Now that the group name has been decided,
they finally start making codes!
Well then, I'd like to make a code.
The first thing you do when you think of a code is...
Thinking of a setting!
This setting is the most important thing in a code.
Thinking of what kind of person will do what in what kind of place.
That's called a setting.
- Have you ever made one? - No, I haven't.
- Really? - Basically, I'm the one who comes up with the code.
But I've been doing it for 5 or 6 years, so I thought you'd know.
You think of it from the setting, right?
A setting is a situation in a code.
Whether you can come up with an interesting setting is a question of your sense as an actor.
Do you come up with an interesting setting?
Senpai, how do you usually come up with a setting for a skit?
Well, I am not the only one who comes up with a setting for a skit.
First of all, for the skit we just performed,
it is a couple setting.
So, we do like this as a couple.
And, from here, we generate more and more skits.
If you are wondering what happens in a couple,
it's like a breakup.
It's like a sudden confession.
Because we don't have happy memories,
we only say goodbye.
If you say goodbye, it's like cheating.
Senpai, isn't this a real experience?
That's right. This is a skit based on a real experience.
Like, "I'm going to get caught."
I'm going to get caught.
Like this, we only develop a skit.
We don't come up with a line all of a sudden.
We come up with a flow of a skit.
I see.
After all, it is very important to come up with a setting.
It takes a lot of time.
How many hours does it take?
When it's long, it takes about a month.
It takes about a month just to come up with a setting.
If you can come up with a setting,
about 70% or 80% of the skit is completed.
After that, we come up with detailed lines and change the flow of the skit.
You teach us so well.
Is this an idol program?
We are serious about learning.
When you come up with a skit,
what do you do, Ainapu-san?
I watch "slam dunk" at home.
You watch "slam dunk" at home.
Now, let's come up with a setting.
This time, they will come up with a setting with an idol as a theme.
Excuse me.
What is it ?
Is it OK for me to make a fake person or something like that ?
Yes, it is.
In this case, it's like "I can't see you, but you are there."
Thank you very much.
What a serious question !
It's like a comedy school or a vocational school.
Do you have any questions ?
Yes, I have two questions.
The first one is a hidden camera in the dressing room,
and the second one is an unusual behavior of an idol,
and the third one is an idol who shows herself on the monitor.
I see.
The other one is,
during an audition of an idol,
there is a judge, a student-type idol and an unhealthy idol,
and the judge says to the unhealthy idol,
Oh, that's good.
I see.
Both of them are firm.
It's amazing.
Even though it's my first time.
Surprisingly, at first,
it's quite difficult to say something from the monitoring place,
so it may be easier to say something at first if you are in the same space.
I see.
Thank you very much.
When I was in the dressing room of "Minare",
Nacchan said that there may be a hidden camera.
What?
There was a hidden camera, wasn't there?
Yes, there was.
There is an atmosphere of looking for a hidden camera.
I see.
She is the only one who hasn't done it.
What kind of situation is this?
Now, please tell us what kind of settings you've set up!
We're talking about "what if" of idols, but it's like "what if we had a fight in the dressing room"?
That's the setting we've set up.
Oh, I see.
The story starts with encouraging the members who seem to have had a fight.
I see. It seems like we have something in common.
Yes, we're on good terms with each other, so we don't fight.
So we set up "what if" and "what if we had a fight"?
I see. I like it. I think it's a good setting.
I'm curious about it.
If this makes it easier for you to fight...
I hope it doesn't!
I hope it doesn't.
I think the key is how you show each member.
I see. It's difficult.
So acting skills are important.
I'll do my best!
What we often do is...
When a member says something...
Oh, I see. I see what you mean.
We say it back and forth.
But if you're really good at it...
You don't say it back and forth.
You show it with your acting and gestures.
Can you do it?
I'll give it a try.
I'll do my best!
I'm looking forward to it!
Next up is "Mild Mom"!
What kind of setting is it? Please tell us!
It's a setting where we're auditioning for idols.
There's a negative idol and a positive idol.
If it's true, we'll definitely pass.
Even though we make them laugh, we evaluate the negative idol.
It sounds interesting.
It's the first time for me, but I think it's amazing if we can make it for three people.
We have to match the order of things.
Even though the negative idol isn't doing anything great,
we make them laugh.
If we make them laugh too much, people who are watching will think "this can't be happening."
And they won't be able to laugh.
Empathy is important.
You might want to do what you actually did.
For an audition.
What did you do?
I did a weird face.
A weird face?
Can you do it for us?
Yes.
Can you do it like you did at the audition?
Then, Nacchan! Please do the weird face you did at the audition!
I'm going to do the weird face that Sashihara-san does a lot.
I did it in front of Sashihara-san.
That's amazing!
You have the courage to do it!
Can you do it with a weird face?
I did it with a weird face.
That's amazing!
Did you do anything funny at the audition?
Yes.
Did you?
I like idols a lot.
When I was at the audition, there was a call called "serious love factory."
I did "I have something to say" by myself.
Can you show us?
We've been sealing it for over a year.
Can you show us "serious love factory"?
I'm going to do it!
I have something to say!
The reason I was born is to become an idol!
That's cute!
You don't have to do it next time!
Just being cute is enough!
If only she were my partner...
Can you buy me one?
I don't want to touch you at all!
Now that you've finished making the contacts, let's do our best!
And now, the second half of making contacts begins!
What are you doing?
We're merging with the wall!
I'm so curious! I want to see it now!
The second half of making contacts begins!
I want to join NSC!
Ms. Sakka, I'm interested in you.
Sakka!
Are you two going to quit being idols?
And now, everyone's contacts are finally complete!
How do they look like?
My hands are showing.
I'm Sato Cuticle Gonzaimon.
Please look forward to our next episode!